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misspresident:
this story is false. dammy can fight na, dammy will beat wizkid.

E get as club fight dey be. Who strikes first usually 'wins'. Before the opponent can retaliate, bouncers might restrain him.

Primegold:
From your response, I can deduce you work for Zenith. Pls help provide more light on these:

1.) The form in question costs less than N5 to print. If Zenith is not out to profiteer from this why charge N210? The other bank I went to for the same transaction issued a bigger,better designed and user-friendly form for absolutely FREE.

2.) Why are the other so called free channels not communicated?

3.) Why is Zenith not paying interest on credit balance in current account as directed by CBN?

4.) How much does Zenith charge for sms alert to its' customers? And for statement of Account?


If Zenith is the most profitable bank according to you,then its' profits are not built on value added but rather on exploitative policies.

I have banked with Zenith for over 10 years and I don't wish my enemy the ZENITH experience.

So Chief, why do you still bank with them?

Bevista:
Because GTB sources the dollars used to clear your transaction from the parallel market. Since the rate in the black market is high, you should expect your card transactions rate to be high.
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Contrary to what you may think, CBN doesn't supply dollars to banks for such transactions any more. The only bank transactions that will be backed by CBN exchange rate are LCs for approved items, medical bills, school fees, etc.

My brother, currently, if I send USD to someone in Nigeria (wire), can they withdraw in dollars?

saintkel:
Well he should have a low rate for now: 4 with time I expect a difference. GEJ for me has 8

My brother AFTER all these billion billion sharing news we dey hear?

You need to fear God

This is a forum post by some white guy, from years ago.

Why would this twitter guy pretend it's his experience?

sheubaba2013:
Though I am done with nysc and I serve in a private establishment. We engineers suppose to be posted to places like shell, chevron, nnpc, exon mobile, Total, coca cola, julious berger, refineries etc just like the house-manship in the medical field. In order to sharpen and widen our scope and field of study. It pains me to discover that some engineers at d end of the day will find themselves in the bank, some even un employed, after all the cracking of brains in the university for 5 or 6 years. I can count how many of my colleagues that are working in the engineering sector today, just very few of them...May God help us in this country. Amin

You forgot to include NASA, Microsoft & Google .

Aside Civil Engineers, where will they send the other ones?

kallmemrB:
I don't really blame the guy,hes just voicing the tot of most guys.... The level of indecent dressing between young adolescent are on the rise.....sometimes you try to imagine how there parents grant them freedom to leave the house looking like whores.....

The guy dicck statement might be out of line but the truth is rape is really on the high...

It may sound unfortunate but its like the ladies from age 10 above are the ones encouraging it with indecent clothing's..

Gone are the days when a lady in Long skirt or gown looks gorgeous

You are saying something ENTIRELY different from what the guy said.

worriedmind:
Hi guys. They say a problem shared is a problem half solved. I noticed that I've developed body odour ‎for about 2 years now. I'm 35 years and I first noticed it in 2014 about when I just got a new job. I've tried all sorts of deodorants and body sprays and nothing works. Body sprays actually makes it worse for me. I've tried driclor and maximum strength anti perspirants but to no avail. I've tried the baking soda treatment, lime and lemon but still to no avail. I make it a point of duty to shave every night so it's not like I keep hairs. I also shower atleast twice everyday. It's not like i get too sweaty,infact I don't perspire as much as to wet clothes in the pits area yet the slightest hint of sweat that comes on mixes with whatever roll on I have on and then creates a bad smell even when I'm dry. I get a lot of mean looks and turned heads everyday and it's actually starting to affect me mentally as I dream of people rubbing their noses and making faces at me in my sleep. Funny how people judge you immediately like you don't groom yourself properly. My life is on a stand still right now and I get panic attacks from the thought of going out because of the treatment and funny looks I get from people. I've been masturbating for about 7 years now, could this be the cause? Is there any link between masturbation and body odour? Could it be ulcer? I'm inclined to think it's from from the inside because I've tried all measures of outter cleanliness. Please has anyone out there ever encountered this social burden and how did u deal with it? Please help a dying soul. 


Lalasticlala kindly move this to front page so I can get more help. Thanks alot‎
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This could help: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/2xbfk7/lpt_tried_and_tested_ways_to_completely_do_away/

Read down the thread too, some posters mentioned exercise and the foods you eat.

Coming To America

Goldfinger

Game of Thrones (I was almost sad mid-way through the series, because we might never get to see something so fearfully & wonderfully made...)

He's a very stupid boy.

clovislouis:
she knows but really was blinded by materialism the funny part is that she even called me to join her in the same car

She doesn't 'know' anything.

She gave you every opportunity to do something, and you didn't.

This is clearly a girl that liked you.

oNj:
He will treat you of headaches....


... Only for you to discover you now have typhoid

Docs already do that.

clovislouis:
Briefly I was at the bank today to pay for the usual monthly water bill. In the bank I met a girl who was rather nice to me and we got talking, fortunately I and her came for the same thing. In the bank their this guy in the same cue with us. This guy was telling her all sorts of sweet words like ( u re beautiful and all that) which I stood muted, and she was all smiles. I thought it was just gonna end there .this same guy ask to drop her
When we came out from the bank on the verge of exchanging numbers this girl saw saw the guy coming out and she quickly went to him reluctantly leaving me behind
note I and the girl in question went to about two banks together and we were more or less closer

the buttom line of this experience is that materialism is what girls look after for

Finally I was pained though
Ccc lalastica

You want the girl to chyke you ba?

You didn't do anything to show your interest.

Keneking:
$300million = N60bn

The guy rocked in billions of dollars. This is change form him.

Imagine the ones that would never be recovered. Discounting investments sef.

Mtcheeew

I thought he used your sister for money rituals or something.

Just a girl who's ego can't handle getting dumped.

We guys get dumped everyday and we have not killed anybody.

Below 10 for females.

But for a man, ideally, you need A LOT of experience to learn how to handle women .

abhosts:
Signed for Netflix 3 days ago. Myself and Wifey watched 7 HD Movies, 1 Documentary, and 3 Episodes of a Series. Just within 3 days it has exhausted 60GB of Data from Swift that costs 25k. So I have decided to get rid of Netflix for now.

Nigeria is not Ripe for Netflix until our ISPs begin to Offer Fast and Unlimited Internet Subscription. DSTV appears to be the only Reasonably Priced option for now.

Just be a bit more patient my good friend. It is now inevitable.

Very soon data would be like pure water.

I remember back in the day 07/08 when Zoom (Visafone's predecessor) sold 3GB for 10K.

Still fond of you.

A girl who no longer sends you deletes your files

uselessgoat:
Trump should be schooled on religious tolerance. Islam is a religion of peace and the activities of a few bad eggs can't result in total condemnation of all Muslims.

Like Uncle Mo'?

My state of residence is No Man's Land .



Na joke I dey o.

charix:
A car once bought is a liability. Only a handful of cars in the world are assets. Unless if given as a gift, a businessman knows he'd lose more buying one of these supercars as opposed to a regular priced SUV.

N100m is too much money to make in this hard economy to throw away on a car. Why is it only these bastard politicians, oil 'businessmen' and bunkerers buy these cars yet we've never seen Dangote personally own one despite having quadruple their net worth?
A true businessman thinks for the long term before any decision.

Although you do have a point; real-life, however, is not an accountant's balance sheet.

How do you quantify "enjoyment value"?

I like to think of money in terms of density. A richer person's indulgence will seem an obscene extravagance from your perspective, while yours will appear same to another of lesser means.

Finally, Dangote your champion of thriftiness has a $45m Bombardier Global Express.

charix:
Small money but not an amount any sane legit businessman would want to throw on a car.

You can't speak for everyone.

Day169:
These cars, in these present times are just obscene! I wonder how many Lagosians can afford cars like these if they have earned their wealth legitimately. Just imagine that the Lexus LFA costs close to £300,000. That's about 100 million naira. ..smh!

My brother "Lagosians" are not the standard.

There is money in this world.

Just pray to God to give you service.

Lol, then some of here are legion.

This is the kind of advice that fvcks guys up.

There are no soulmates.

There are many people you will get along with, to varying degrees. But the one-special-snowflake soulmate gist is fantasy.

NEHLIVE:
Read the conversation on the right. Lol. Pls, do all these girls have parents?

Why did I find this so funny. Maybe its sincerity...

daretodiffer:
If she says she was raped by her husband, I will call a stvpid girl too



Most men on this thread have the same reta.rded logic, are you trying to suggest that no one has a right to change his/her mind about wanting to have sex? Are you telling me that your sister/daughter deserves to be raped if she changes her mind about se..x?


If your sister/daughter experience similar situation, I pray that you won't have a chance to call her stvpid because she might just end up dead .....

Lol, such irony...

The Defender of Women wants someone's daughter or sister raped and murdered.

Your head is certainly in the right place.

Very interesting...just read on Reddit that this girl has been raped 10 times

10 fvcking times.

And she's edited her IG bio to include: "checkout my online store".

This is fvcking hilarious

@ snthesis

Come give us gist, wetin come later happen?

RadicallyBlunt:
This wife hot o. Her face sef dey vex. Anyway money magnetize anything

I concur.

ikubch:
What is wrong in having a chicken for a pet?

Oyibo dey use chicken do pet na.