₦airaland Forum

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

menabae:
lolz true to that... Such men can be gentle to women.. but the day u will push dem to the wall then u will land ur sef on hospital bed half dead

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

nouvelle:
Her story keeps getting better. It reminds me of cinderella story. TY Bello is the fairy godmother. The bottom line is that her time has come. When God remembers you, there's no stopping you. I wish her all the best.

chimerase2:
Morale lesson pls?

baby124:
Imagine fellow Nigerians trying to sabotage their own country. Please find these fraudsters and shoot them dead.

chivic:
Most Nigerians will agree with me that among the current ministers,Fashola is one that that stands out and with him in this current cabinet, a lot of us have great optimism that at least he will deliver.
In fact, Buhari's exclusive trust and believe in him made him to attach a combination of portfolios to him,believing that once he can deliver, then his administration would receive a lot of applause. It is worth mentioning that Fashola's success can earn Buhari a return ticket.

However,the recent increase in electricity tariff is not only shocking,but heart rending.
What went wrong?who advice him?who has brainwashed our guy? is there something at the presidency that makes people with good intention to begin to think upside down? Would Fashola in his smart reasoning ability have taken this, if it has been proposed in the last administration?does it make sense at all?
How on earth will the government increase Tariff for no light?are we not already paying more than what we get?Why don't the tell us that once we start receiving light on an average of 12 hours per day,then the Tariff of that area,region or Zone will be increased.?

Something has gone wrong!If even Fashola can confidently think like this,then we need an emergency prayer.






They should deliver service first before increasing Tariff. We are currently paying more than we are getting.And yet they are forcing us to pay more again for a futuristic promise. We need to occupy Nigeria for this.

Boss13:
I don't know why Nigerians are complaining about these pastors. Churches in Nigeria are social clubs. Even as I write this, many will come highly to defend their own church. However, these are organizations designed to benefit only the board of trustees and sometimes the board of trustee is just the pastor himself. Members get little or no benefit belonging to such social clubs.

If a rational thinking person do a mere calculation of the amount donated in church and still feels comfortable, then such person should not complain when the same pastor is screwing members in a 5* hotel in London or having a beach party wearing Versace.

You can serve God in your home. Stop giving these men your hard earned money for them to live the good life whilst you keep on dreaming. Please you are not giving God your money, it is the pastor that rakes in the profits. If you think tithe and offerings make one rich, then Dangote, Bill Gate, Mark Zukerberg will never be rich men. Trust me, they are not Christians.

Your pastor is deceiving you!

luvmijeje:
Who the heck are the forces? I hate this kind of helpless statement. The health minister should the needful by reporting the forces to the EFCC.

debojyde:
This is not a rant... This looks more like a calculated feedback to his critics. ......I didn't know oliseh's vocabulary was this good

OBTMOS:
It baffles me when nairalanders come online to beg for likes. I will be like do seun pay these people per like? It happens on facebook,instagram, e.t.c.

Inspectahdeck:
Not supporting them (rapist) BUT

Most stories regarding rape in Nigeria don't add up. She stated that "she was sleeping and the boy came and raped her". How come the grandfather (Mr Richard) did not hear her scream or their struggle?

Most cases turn rape when they (ladies) are exposed by pregnancy or when guys do not meet up with their agreement (olosho).

I know a guy in PH that was framed by his girl friend, all because her original fiancé caught them.

bumi10:
The residents of Gwagwalada in Abuja woke up to this, recently. The snake was restless, weak and unable to move after swallowing a goat.

What does this signify?

White007:
Nice one acting the big bro role

ndcide:
Look at them...Janjaweeeds

Emodeee:
Just to meet you and you say we won't have sex? Who does dat? All these ladies can be mean.


Guys, share your experience.

refiner:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

sometimes I do wonder how some ladies behave....they love living a life full of pretense and one of there bags of pretense kept me wondering hard!

A Lady walks by the road side and coincidentally met a friend....she looks more beautiful and sexier than the friend but starts praising the friend that looks much more uglier and masculine.....it ones happened to me

one cool evening I was going out to get something in a nearby kiosk,I never did combed my hair,my clothes smells much more of curry and garlic,cos of I was preparing dinner,the cloth I put on was just an ordinary house wear....so I bumped with a friend of mine,she was coming back from a just concluded wedding ceremony,she was looking much like a queen,her shoes,her lovely black gown,her newly plaited hair and a confirm face surgery (makeup)....I was truly ashamed of myself....but immediately she saw me,she starts using some sweet words on me like
"waooo,ada is this really u?...see how u just dey shine...u just dey chop ur money alone abi!...oh,see how bright your face look,what cream do u make use of?.....oh look at your lips,oh look at..........."


I was astonished.... even a blind man can point out the most beautiful among us!!

I don't really know why ladies behave like that,please ladies in the house....what's the reason you girls love acting that way

Femich18:
The problem is not your teeth Bt Yourself.. Uve got a low "self esteem". U need to tackle that ASAP

oye9ja:
He miss used the Latin word consensus ad idem...it literally means coming together of heads which also means agreement. A single person can't say he consensus ad idem..but two or more parties only can.

viickerz:
man u has experience.. look at how liverpool flopped in the champions league last season..

trust me.. even cska moscow will trash leicester

English football has been below par for the past four years..

the only club that is playing football of international standard in England is Man city..

forget the fact that they were beaten today.. man city is english footballs only hope in europe/ UCL

GworoChewinMaga:
Nah the girl mess up pass


The guy bleeped your ass and snuck out only for you to rant on Facebook

naijaboy756:
Congratulations fellow wailers. I just won over a Staunch Buharist who just confessed that they have truly been scammed. He is asking what is the vacation for with dollar @ 311 and NLC strike on Monday!!!

konji1:
Nawaoooooo

Can he mention the names to know whether my girlfriend or my sisters sef they among the list?

ProfessorPeter:
I am happy when you mentioned 16years of PDP misrule, aleast the eight years of your celebrated "navigator" is included. But come to think of it. I am yet to see any project initiated by this government.

wagazala:
Enemy of progress dude.