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Below 10 for females.

But for a man, ideally, you need A LOT of experience to learn how to handle women .

abhosts:
Signed for Netflix 3 days ago. Myself and Wifey watched 7 HD Movies, 1 Documentary, and 3 Episodes of a Series. Just within 3 days it has exhausted 60GB of Data from Swift that costs 25k. So I have decided to get rid of Netflix for now.

Nigeria is not Ripe for Netflix until our ISPs begin to Offer Fast and Unlimited Internet Subscription. DSTV appears to be the only Reasonably Priced option for now.

Just be a bit more patient my good friend. It is now inevitable.

Very soon data would be like pure water.

I remember back in the day 07/08 when Zoom (Visafone's predecessor) sold 3GB for 10K.

Still fond of you.

A girl who no longer sends you deletes your files

uselessgoat:
Trump should be schooled on religious tolerance. Islam is a religion of peace and the activities of a few bad eggs can't result in total condemnation of all Muslims.

Like Uncle Mo'?

My state of residence is No Man's Land .



Na joke I dey o.

charix:
A car once bought is a liability. Only a handful of cars in the world are assets. Unless if given as a gift, a businessman knows he'd lose more buying one of these supercars as opposed to a regular priced SUV.

N100m is too much money to make in this hard economy to throw away on a car. Why is it only these bastard politicians, oil 'businessmen' and bunkerers buy these cars yet we've never seen Dangote personally own one despite having quadruple their net worth?
A true businessman thinks for the long term before any decision.

Although you do have a point; real-life, however, is not an accountant's balance sheet.

How do you quantify "enjoyment value"?

I like to think of money in terms of density. A richer person's indulgence will seem an obscene extravagance from your perspective, while yours will appear same to another of lesser means.

Finally, Dangote your champion of thriftiness has a $45m Bombardier Global Express.

charix:
Small money but not an amount any sane legit businessman would want to throw on a car.

You can't speak for everyone.

Day169:
These cars, in these present times are just obscene! I wonder how many Lagosians can afford cars like these if they have earned their wealth legitimately. Just imagine that the Lexus LFA costs close to £300,000. That's about 100 million naira. ..smh!

My brother "Lagosians" are not the standard.

There is money in this world.

Just pray to God to give you service.

Lol, then some of here are legion.

This is the kind of advice that fvcks guys up.

There are no soulmates.

There are many people you will get along with, to varying degrees. But the one-special-snowflake soulmate gist is fantasy.

NEHLIVE:
Read the conversation on the right. Lol. Pls, do all these girls have parents?

Why did I find this so funny. Maybe its sincerity...

daretodiffer:
If she says she was raped by her husband, I will call a stvpid girl too



Most men on this thread have the same reta.rded logic, are you trying to suggest that no one has a right to change his/her mind about wanting to have sex? Are you telling me that your sister/daughter deserves to be raped if she changes her mind about se..x?


If your sister/daughter experience similar situation, I pray that you won't have a chance to call her stvpid because she might just end up dead .....

Lol, such irony...

The Defender of Women wants someone's daughter or sister raped and murdered.

Your head is certainly in the right place.

Very interesting...just read on Reddit that this girl has been raped 10 times

10 fvcking times.

And she's edited her IG bio to include: "checkout my online store".

This is fvcking hilarious

@ snthesis

Come give us gist, wetin come later happen?

RadicallyBlunt:
This wife hot o. Her face sef dey vex. Anyway money magnetize anything

I concur.

ikubch:
What is wrong in having a chicken for a pet?

Oyibo dey use chicken do pet na.

I don't believe this 21-day notice gist.

You know Nigerians, maybe they didn't take the earlier notices seriously.

monex:
dont mind him. as in ehn. the way people reason. I went for a stage play @ terrakulture. the theme was about rape. During the question and answer session, i proferred that educating men on what constitutes a rape might be a quickwin in reducing rape. with some of the comments I see here, i was right.

A lot of guys dont seek to rape/hurt a girl. the problem is they dont even know when it becomes a rape:

na she come my house/hotel room. what was she expecting?
she is my girlfriend
she is a prostitute
na she give me signals
she collects money and gifts from me
she said stop na but na so girls dey talk.


the above are some unjustified excuses usually given for rape. As I said earlier, education is key.

On the surface, while it might appear callous to dismiss, or even make fun of her, a LARGE fraction of the blame lies with her - if indeed she was raped.

If my daughter or sister tells me she was raped by a man she went to take a shower with, I'll tell her she's a stvpid girl.

Lmao!

Attention whõre.

These are awesome.

metrosexual:
Some facts in your story seem fabricated!

How can you be banging her and she would pick her call not once but TWICE while in the act?

Are you trying to say you lack good sex skills that you can't make a woman lose control enough for her not to give a damn about her phone while in the act with you?

Well, nice story though, lesson learnt.

You've clearly never had sex before.

Every moment no be crescendo.

Don't stick ya d1ck in craaazy...

Nubian113:
Your dp


Breathtaking

Yes ma'am.

This made me laugh so hard.

Natural selection at work. Two retard$ trying really hard to wipe themselves off the pool.

HardMirror:
Thanks bro
I respect peoples choices and I never try to convert anyone, the problem is the average Nigerian assumes something is psychologically wrong with anyone who does not believe what they believe. And there is also fear of retribution for being in relationship with people like me.
Honestly every lady I have dated find it hard to totally let go. They still hang around, but marriage is off the table.

My brother, make money first, and then if you like, turn your living-room into a shrine, marriage go begin enter that table.

dupsil:
Ohk guys, i would try to make this short and simple. Forgive any grammatical blunder i might make though. thanks
So this is my story, am studying a 5yrs course in the Uni and am in my finals,throughout the previous years i wasnt in a relationship, i was so engrossed with school works so i could graduate with with a good G.P, I pratically didnt have time for myself. it got to a stage that my friends started pressuring me to get a boyfriend, not like i didnt have people who wanted to date me, i just wasnt ready nor interested.
After 400l, during the session break, i was on IT and met this guy where i was working,he was working at the company too as a permanent staff though. he was so nice to me and made me feel special and loved, we saw virtually every day, sometimes after work he would drop me at home and even became friends with my siblings. he asked me out and i agreed to date him, things was going smoothly bt then i had to go back to school.
After about a week in school, his attitude changed, he stopped calling, messaging or even chatting me up, i was the one calling, messaging and chatting him up, anytime i complain about his change of attitude he would say he was just busy with work and apologise bt didnt change. when i saw that he didnt change, i decided not to call him, chat him or even message and see how long it was going to last. for a whole week he didnt call and i had to call him wen i cud no longer take it. he wasnt even remorseful, just said he's bin busy and am wondering how could you be so busy and nt check on someone u claim you really care about, i asked him if he wanted a breakup bt he said no dat he cared abt me and wud change but he still hasnt. am going through so much emotional stress and i dont no what else to do. have never asked for money from him and he's never given me anytin so i kip wondering wat i did wrong, we never had sex too. please i need romancelanders help on this issue,should i just go ahead and break up with him? am in love with him and the thoughts of breaking up hurts badly. To think that my first relationship after so long didnt even last 4month

He's no longer interested.

And try to take your ego out of it, this dating/attraction stuff is fickle territory.

It's likely not even due to a shortcoming of yours.

Welcome to the game.

obiorathesubtle:
The name's bond.



James Bond

Mr Bond, Spectre is by far your WORSTESTEST showing.

Very dry and flat and boring.

Such a waste of Christoph Waltz too.

joliyp:
this question is so technical I need someone to decode the word.....when a bird falls in love with a fish where will they live? over to you

In my stomach.

Chicken and Tuna...

So many retárded responses on this thread.

Is this guy supposed to be the FBI? A wife is in a position where she should be taken for her word.

For those saying there must be a reason. Reason? Like women need reasons to cheat.

Wymin

OP you dey fvck up.

Fifthcolumnist:
It's clear a lot of romance has been going on between the two of them behind your back. At this point, you need to give her time to figure out which of you is more important to her. The decision lies with her. You just need to brace up to whatever decision she takes, even if she opts for the other guy.

She's already figured everything out alright.

This one for díck, that one for attention.