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I don't believe this 21-day notice gist.

You know Nigerians, maybe they didn't take the earlier notices seriously.

monex:
dont mind him. as in ehn. the way people reason. I went for a stage play @ terrakulture. the theme was about rape. During the question and answer session, i proferred that educating men on what constitutes a rape might be a quickwin in reducing rape. with some of the comments I see here, i was right.

A lot of guys dont seek to rape/hurt a girl. the problem is they dont even know when it becomes a rape:

na she come my house/hotel room. what was she expecting?
she is my girlfriend
she is a prostitute
na she give me signals
she collects money and gifts from me
she said stop na but na so girls dey talk.


the above are some unjustified excuses usually given for rape. As I said earlier, education is key.

On the surface, while it might appear callous to dismiss, or even make fun of her, a LARGE fraction of the blame lies with her - if indeed she was raped.

If my daughter or sister tells me she was raped by a man she went to take a shower with, I'll tell her she's a stvpid girl.

Lmao!

Attention whõre.

These are awesome.

metrosexual:
Some facts in your story seem fabricated!

How can you be banging her and she would pick her call not once but TWICE while in the act?

Are you trying to say you lack good sex skills that you can't make a woman lose control enough for her not to give a damn about her phone while in the act with you?

Well, nice story though, lesson learnt.

You've clearly never had sex before.

Every moment no be crescendo.

Don't stick ya d1ck in craaazy...

Nubian113:
Your dp


Breathtaking

Yes ma'am.

This made me laugh so hard.

Natural selection at work. Two retard$ trying really hard to wipe themselves off the pool.

HardMirror:
Thanks bro
I respect peoples choices and I never try to convert anyone, the problem is the average Nigerian assumes something is psychologically wrong with anyone who does not believe what they believe. And there is also fear of retribution for being in relationship with people like me.
Honestly every lady I have dated find it hard to totally let go. They still hang around, but marriage is off the table.

My brother, make money first, and then if you like, turn your living-room into a shrine, marriage go begin enter that table.

dupsil:
Ohk guys, i would try to make this short and simple. Forgive any grammatical blunder i might make though. thanks
So this is my story, am studying a 5yrs course in the Uni and am in my finals,throughout the previous years i wasnt in a relationship, i was so engrossed with school works so i could graduate with with a good G.P, I pratically didnt have time for myself. it got to a stage that my friends started pressuring me to get a boyfriend, not like i didnt have people who wanted to date me, i just wasnt ready nor interested.
After 400l, during the session break, i was on IT and met this guy where i was working,he was working at the company too as a permanent staff though. he was so nice to me and made me feel special and loved, we saw virtually every day, sometimes after work he would drop me at home and even became friends with my siblings. he asked me out and i agreed to date him, things was going smoothly bt then i had to go back to school.
After about a week in school, his attitude changed, he stopped calling, messaging or even chatting me up, i was the one calling, messaging and chatting him up, anytime i complain about his change of attitude he would say he was just busy with work and apologise bt didnt change. when i saw that he didnt change, i decided not to call him, chat him or even message and see how long it was going to last. for a whole week he didnt call and i had to call him wen i cud no longer take it. he wasnt even remorseful, just said he's bin busy and am wondering how could you be so busy and nt check on someone u claim you really care about, i asked him if he wanted a breakup bt he said no dat he cared abt me and wud change but he still hasnt. am going through so much emotional stress and i dont no what else to do. have never asked for money from him and he's never given me anytin so i kip wondering wat i did wrong, we never had sex too. please i need romancelanders help on this issue,should i just go ahead and break up with him? am in love with him and the thoughts of breaking up hurts badly. To think that my first relationship after so long didnt even last 4month

He's no longer interested.

And try to take your ego out of it, this dating/attraction stuff is fickle territory.

It's likely not even due to a shortcoming of yours.

Welcome to the game.

obiorathesubtle:
The name's bond.



James Bond

Mr Bond, Spectre is by far your WORSTESTEST showing.

Very dry and flat and boring.

Such a waste of Christoph Waltz too.

joliyp:
this question is so technical I need someone to decode the word.....when a bird falls in love with a fish where will they live? over to you

In my stomach.

Chicken and Tuna...

So many retárded responses on this thread.

Is this guy supposed to be the FBI? A wife is in a position where she should be taken for her word.

For those saying there must be a reason. Reason? Like women need reasons to cheat.

Wymin

OP you dey fvck up.

Fifthcolumnist:
It's clear a lot of romance has been going on between the two of them behind your back. At this point, you need to give her time to figure out which of you is more important to her. The decision lies with her. You just need to brace up to whatever decision she takes, even if she opts for the other guy.

She's already figured everything out alright.

This one for díck, that one for attention.

Coded finishing

ALVA001:
As usual. Femi d chief wailer, never seen anything good in Buhari. Wake up man d hate is consuming you. Cant even wait for implementation b4 ds gibberrish.
Wailers are liable to die young.

Could you look beyond the man?

What part of what he said is untrue?

So she should pretend to be different.

Some kain hours way people dey call...

5 hours ke? Make una dey fear God

Medium.

Definitely medium.

mysteriousman:
I think they wouldn't continue in this line of action if they don't feel it's best for the country.

You could say this for EVERY past action by past governments then.

That's not how works..

Bevista:
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And do not tell me about corrupt APC state governors. [s]It is the duty of the current governors to dust up information at their disposal and probe those indicted[/s].

EFCC sir.

My brother, please kindly change your formatting.

Blue and Bold both strain the eye.

Stating further, The Nation said; “Equally odd is the N362m allocation for Wildlife Conservation in 2016, in place of the N24. 6m voted for the same category last year, including the purchase of exotic animals. Ironically, the difference in the figures makes Jonathan’s government look saintly, quite apart from the dubious category which this particular allocation is meant to serve.

Hehehe

I lol'd hard at this one.

ZeeBab:
This is the text my wife sent to her ex;

Hey, seeing u 2day gave me immeasurable joy. I was overwelmed with emotions n I fought tears as soon as I set my eyes on u. What really happened dt we cudnt fix? Am very happy in my marriage n am sure u r happy in urs too. Yet, I really can't 4get d genuine love u had for me.That love dt made u keep ur hands off me. Am very proud of u my Special sweetheart. Dts y i simply can't 4get u. U r indeed special to me.

She's testing the waters.

This is an invitation...a coded invitation.

This should help: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/

Start by reading the side-bar contents.

First, who told you what demons look like?

If you looked at different scans, am sure you'd eventually 'see' elephants, antelopes and angels too.

And there's also Photoshop.

You're weak.

Unacceptable actions should have consequences.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." ------ Exodus 20:4

A minute of silence for another fallen hero...

Attention is a very scarce resource in/of the brain...

Movies use Open Loops & Cliffhangers, ala TENSION, to keep you engaged.

What's going to happen next?

Did he die?

Tyrion Lannister is in deep sh1t, how is he gonna get out?

Service is as boring as counting sheep, because you've heard that same gist since you were 2 years old.