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On the Okogie thread, someone said OBJ was next. There he is.

Chameleon.

Purerealist:
I don't know if I should feel secure or insecure about the issue, I have always known my dad to have several girlfriends and most of them are within the age range of my girlfriend. It happened as a shock to me, I guess he didn't know I saw him and I'm lucky my girlfriend didn't see him. Should i warn my girlfriend or warn my father. I need advices and no insults please!

Do nothing.

MeanChris:
After my liver don slice finish, I come touch am. She laughed and said I should observe her to know when she's in the mood. I asked for clues, she said I said I should find out.

Please, how do you when a lady is in the mood?

Doesn't matter. Be in the mood first.

Women want to be taken.

myfantasies:
Dat pikin na badoo

See as he take hand dey roll d nipple, while his mouth dey busy with the other one

Lovely pics tho

His hand was placed there on purpose.

Nothing dey happen.

You can't build a model on two interactions.

LightofEarendil:
This is not bad.

There were times in my course of work that I had deeply wished I could speak French.

There were even opportunities for international career advancement and exposure that I missed because there were others who stood better chances because they speak both English and French.

Those who wish to especially a pursue career with international donor organizations and NGOs with presence in different African countries should take note.

If you are serious, you will learn anything you want online.

dannywest01:
It's a welcome development from our government. At least our children will be diversed. French is the most commonly spoken language of the world.

Say wha

wordcat:
why he has hot temper and why he love killing people in large number?

That would depend on WHICH God you meet?

Lol, and your saintly husband was passive.

rheether:
i unfortunately lost my virginty with
my bf 2 years back. we had
sex more than 20 times. till then i havent
done anything like that. can any1 just suggest
what should i do. i am marrying in a very
religious family next year and if he finds out that am not virgin am dead.

Reincarnate.

orobs93:
My very first love since we were teenagers along the line we grew up she entered school things became different..we stopped communications she stopped calling and I only call may be once in a week for the past 5years...

Fast forward to now she called saying she guessed my number that she just returned from Italy were she went to meet her mum,which is a possibility she has called like 3times within the last 48 hours...

She is a pretty gal..Should I be worried?
Has she come to bring me pain or happiness?

Lol, she went to Italy for Industrial Attachment. Emphasis on industrial.

More seriously, when a woman comes back to you, it's not exactly a compliment.

It's not destiny either.

Her renewed interest is because, over the years, you shown yourself to be DEPENDABLE.

Dependable in contrast to those men she truly does find exciting.

She's either looking for a more official backup guy, or has a 'format' she go throw come your side soon.

Either way, don't do anything that is not in your best Interest.

Rxpetite:
They are not fanatics. 20 years is enough time to grow attached to a person.
These people won't kill because of religion, they love their lives. They think for themselves, they ask questions and they love money more than religion.

Catholic church has no room for fanatics.
To be a good fanatic one must be from a certain part of the country and convert to a more terrorist-friendly religion.

History disagrees with you sir.

Did he inject HIV into her veins?

Chijosky:
Don't worry you will pass that stage, it happened to me when I was your age,just buy swimming boxers so that your diccck will not embarrass you

See a doc bro...

olamonsor2:
Bro you marsturbate .. Don't lie. You need chronic deliverance. Visit any mfm close to you. God bless you

If he masturbates, he wouldn't be thinking sex when he sees women.

PALMela and porn would have satiated him...

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

This shows that you are a very healthy young man.

You have no problem at all.

And what would be the point of this?

Your trainer is not a very smart man.

wilybebsy:
God we need more jobs here please

Or make them quick share the N5K, so that boys go fit start vulcanizer business or something.

mayweather40:
Hi everyone. On the 14th of February is valentine's day and I would need your suggestions on what I can get a "girlfriend" of mine. We were actually dating but the relationship hasn't been going quiet well. So I jst wanna give her something she will appreciate. Am open to all suggestions....
Thank you and please pardon any errors
Cc lalasticlacla

If the relationship "hasn't been going quite well" because of her, don't get her anything.

It would appear as if you're trying to purchase her affections, and would further push her away.

Nubian113:
Tolle is my saviour from myself atm courtesy of my love mindfulness who introduced him to me.

Hmmm...cool.

Which has affected you the most.

Don't be a mugu, you can't find God behind a door
..he is everywhere.

Nubian113 my good friend, it appears you've read one or both?

The Power of Now, and A New Earth - both by Eckhart Tolle - could help.

icewinz:
Anybody who says ghana girls are pretty is a damn lier,apart from there kinna oral english the speak nothing else,ghanians in general are the real defination of 'audio' u just hear voice without seeing a face.

My brother, Ghana has very lovely girls.

Beyonce!

I find her feminity enchanting.

Who knows though, she could be vain as fvck...my #1 turn off.

Of course!

There's no relationship even...

People like Pastor Chris, Obama, Adeboye, Hitler, Ghandi are/were not your stereotypical good-looking dudes, but they are charismatic as fvck.

It takes more than aesthetics to convince someone to pay you 10% monthly - with great enthusiasm.

Even the Bible hints that Jesus' physical appearance wasn't exactly model-type...

Cammo:
I have a girlfriend that I plan to marry. She's a 100 Level student in UNILAG but is having difficulties paying her up school fees. Her mom, a widow, is doing her best but it's not enough. Since I'm a graduate and now working, I feel like helping out. It's an obligation I earnestly wish to take but my friends keep telling me that she would eventually dump my sorry ass for another guy before graduation, and there's nothing I can do. Very confused. I love her and I know she loves me too.
Please advice.

If you can assist her without obligation, do it. But if it's predicated upon marriage...banking on a woman's promises is fool's gold.

A girl in 100L is still a baby, and is yet to discover herself.

300 - 400L when she's near her peak sexual-market-value, and there are guys from all angles, would she still consider you a good deal? She doesn't know this yet.

Women are not difficult to understand...if only you would look at their actions - which are almost always consistent...

Excessive levels of self-interest, duplicity, cunning and abdication of responsibility - all carefully disguised behind a smokescreen of naivety, innocence and apparent confusion.


They are not evil-evil, in the same way that one wouldn't qualify a cat that toys with, and tortures a rat for hours, then dismembers and discards it - just for amusement, as evil.

Cats lack the philosophical depth to be evil. Women too, largely so. But the results of their actions are the same...

A woman's actions are largely instinctive, and subconsciously motivated, and if you "follow the money", as investigators are wont to say - which is self-interest in this case - she loses all her mystery.

scribble:
A black man wrote this


Bit it's a very smart black man

My thoughts exactly.

This guy is mean...