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RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With My Best Friend's Ex. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:10pm On Dec 24, 2015
Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.
If you really do like him, and he's serious...

Go for it.

But your friend will be pissed. Your former friend that is...
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Lose Him, But He Says He Needs Space by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2015
MyPalsZone:
I have been dating this guy for 5 weeks now. The first two weeks were great but by the 3rd week I began to notice that there was a distance building between us. He was calling less often and we were spending less time together. Last week I asked him if there was a problem and he said that he felt that the dating was moving quickly towards a relationship/commitment when he was not really ready for one. He said that he was experiencing financial difficulty at the moment and he didn't want to get into anything serious unless he was sure his career was headed in the right direction. I really want this to work because I feel a connection with him and I think that this can be really special. But he is making it more and more difficult for me to get through to him, and I don't want to lose him. What should I do?
As far as we currently know, space is largely uninhabited.

He could lay claim to large swats of it and no one would object.
RomanceRe: 30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman In Bed by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:04pm On Dec 24, 2015
decasmir:
1. "Good morning."

2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"


3. "I can't stop touching you."

4. "Want to join me in the shower?"

5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."

6. "I love how you taste."

7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)

8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."

9. Her name—her full name—followed by a "Wow."




10. "I'll get the light."

11. "I'll cancel my plans if you'll stay here with me for the rest of the weekend."

12. "No one's ever done that before."

13. "Can we do that again?"

14. "I love your [fill in body part here]."

15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don't make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.

16. While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: "Suckers."

more inside:
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/the-30-hottest-things-to-say-to-naked.html
Don't say errand-boy sh*t - if you must 'say'.

Be boss.

TAKE.
RomanceRe: How Many Guys Fvcked You This Year? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
None.

No guy at all.
FamilyRe: What My In-Laws Served Me (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:59pm On Dec 24, 2015
I think it's just for you to choose your preference.

But the coconut should have been served separately.

Sweet memories...
PoliticsRe: The Christmas Tree That Cost Imo State Govt N600M by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Lol, but that's not even a tree.

Just some decorated phallic frame.
CultureRe: The Black Man: Unchained Libido And Its Wake Of Destruction. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2015
anangboy:
Rid yourself of imaginary subjective illusions. There is nothing intellectual about wanton crap spewed by the clueless clod of cyberspace wearing the garb of anecdotal rhetoric. If you know nothing about the echoing constructs of racial subjugation and the intentionally flawed historical program, then what else is there to debate with you? I know a lot about fools like you, pseudo-intellectuals who literally think because a complex flawed perspective aligns with their congenital insecurities, that they have somehow unlocked a realm to understanding things on multi-faceted levels.

I'd rather spend my morning watching a loop with no satisfactory condition than discuss the sociology of racism with an intentional half-wit and his assemblage of convoluted nonsense.
Bros suffry na.

Obahiagbon dey learn work for your hand.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Distributing Bags Of Rice To People In Ekiti. Photos by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
I have been witholding my position on Fayose's style of 'governance' all these whÍle. I think it's time to express it.


With due respect to Governor Ayo Fayose and his supporters, I think the Governor is abusing governance and is damaging the psyche of average Ekiti indigene on the responsibility of government by his actions.

His stomach infrastructure program has made government to be a "come and chop" affair. Instead of devoting such resources towards capacity building that will boost the human development of Ekiti people, and also wealth creation programs that will empower Ekiti people to be able to increase their financial capacity and build Ekiti economy, the governor rather spend it on non productive stomach infrastructure.

This pattern of sharing rice, cutting animal skin(kpomo), buying seasoning etc doesn't help the state go grow. Has he asked himself, "after eating the rice, what next for the people?" Will he feed them three times in a day? Will he give them money to cloth? Shelter? Will he 'dash' the people automobile? How can his people get these without real empowerment?


I pray the Governor doesn't carry this form of governance(misgovernance) into the new year! He may not be the worst Governor but he needs to change...
Hierarchy of Needs man.

Chow comes first...
WebmastersRe: Someone Is Trying To Hack My Blog, What Do I Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
It's unlikely this person knows your recovery email. And even if they do, it's still useless to them.

However, what the person likely knows is your username - from your posts...post Author.

And they must have clicked on "Lost Password?"

Install Sucuri, so you can see a log of all activities, and an IP ban plugin too - to ban any IPs that attempt to login.

Also have a strong password. Set extended lockouts. Update to current versions as well, and then stop giving a fvck.
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Dressed As 'Santa Claus' In Sokoto Praying (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:28pm On Dec 22, 2015
pretydiva:
D guy is a confused human being undecided
Seriously?

That's the kind of human being we need more of in this world.
TravelRe: How Can Nigerians In Diaspora Access Their Funds From 2016 With The CBN Policy? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:25pm On Dec 22, 2015
YerYer:
Transfer the funds into someone's account in naija and have them send it to you via western Union or money gram. You might also consider buying paypal funds, not sure if paypal is used in South Africa.

Good luck.
Since TIME IMMEMORIAL, WU & MoneyGram only receive.

PayPal is used in SA. But the exchange rates will decimate your funds.
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Goes On Dreads (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:50pm On Dec 22, 2015
Rotate...
PoliticsRe: $2.1bn Arms: Festus Keyamo Explains Why Jonathan Might Not Be Prosecuted by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:23am On Dec 22, 2015
Sibrah:
That's like saying because a thieving ex-employee handed over company properties in his possessions before leaving, he shouldn't be prosecuted. The attempt by 40-Laptop crew to desperately sell us dummy idea via source-less articles is low, so low it is 6 feet underground already.
Some animals are more equal than others....

This is the way of the world my friend.

You must have heard of things like amnesty, Operation Paperclip, etc.

It has always been different rules for different folk...
CrimeRe: Rape Accusation Was To Punish My Boyfriend – Teenager by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:44am On Dec 21, 2015
So what'd be the punishment for this girl?
BusinessRe: International Spend Restriction On Naira Card: What Is The Implication Of This? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:32pm On Dec 20, 2015
Big4wig:
Well i heard that d world is $6trillion in debt. Just exactly which planet do we owe it to? Jupiter?
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 19th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:29pm On Dec 19, 2015
So these guys just wanted Mou sacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 19th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
Godsate:
Can somebody wey get sense in the house get me the link to watch this match ?

I never know say NTA don turn to URL/Link in some people's dictionary.
You'll never ask for links again: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

Always updated for matches.
TravelRe: Photos From The Range Rover Accident At Eko Bridge,lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2015
Demmocrats:
35 million gone!!!
Might not be from owner's pockets - if he has insurance...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Her Female Friends To Know That I'm Sleeping With Her by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:39pm On Dec 18, 2015
DGKN:
Hello Romancelanders, Compliment of the season. Pls Dnt mynd my write up.. I'm not too good at typing. Tnx

Something is really bothering me which I want to share with y'all. My girlfriend doesn't want her friend to know that we have had sex.. We have been dating since 4months now. She told me her bestfriend asked her if we done anything and she said NO. I ask her why and she said she just don't feel Like telling her.. Lemme be honest, I was the one that disvirgin her. Tho the girl is very churchy. Lol.


Does it mean anything?? Is it something I should be worry about? Thank u.
She doesn't want to feel like a slooot.

No cause for alarm.
PetsRe: Just Got Myself A Baby Parrot;need Tips On How To Train It by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
That cage is fvcked up.

Google and YouTube are your friends.
FoodRe: Man Dies After Drinking 4 Crates Of Beer In Lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:30pm On Dec 18, 2015
Hehe, why this funny as hell, the news is stupid.

4 crates, inside one stomach?
SportsRe: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2015
dontel:


people with their ways of counting achievement. Other players worked for and earned it but him (Mikel) inherited it. He is just one the Lucky footballers. Thank God for him though!
Are you serious?
SportsRe: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:07pm On Dec 18, 2015
blaise00700:
4 FA cups
2 Carling Cups
2 Premeir league
1 AFCON
1 UEFA cup
1 Champions league and you call that Fluke.

Funny how people forget you so easily in life.
I dey tell you.
SportsRe: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
jnrbayano:
Mikel deserves a medallion for consistently seating on the Chelsea's bench.

He is well and truly a loyal bench warmer.
Are you new?

Mikel hasn't been 'consistently' sitting on the bench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Chelsea Manager by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2015
apoti:
Nothing gives me joy than to see the arrogant one leave the Premiership
With £40m!

Chelsea please SACK ME!
BusinessRe: Dollar Scarcity: Banks Cut Customers’ Spending Abroad By 80% #Emefieleconomics by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:04pm On Dec 17, 2015
Seunaj05:
One of the things that the present administration seems to lack is a financial expatriate. It's appearing that the present administration is not managing the economy so well
lipsrsealed
CareerRe: I Think My Staff Is Tired Of His Job by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:37pm On Dec 17, 2015
dikeigbo2:
You may be the course..... Maybe he is working as an elephant and receiving the payment of an ant...an American company paid all its 1400 staffs 100,000usd each as bonuses for this year.....are you nearer to this benevolence?
Hehe...funny guy grin.

And I just rove the way you used benevolence.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Finally Speaks On Olamide Stealing His Musical Ideas by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2015
akagson:
It's totally unprofessional to steal other people's ideas.
"Good artists copy, great artists steal." ------ Picasso
RomanceRe: Going Through Your Partner's Phone..right Or Wrong? by BuddhaPalm(m):
Nubian113:
You'll be judging that person on their past and you're meant to be their future...

#youonlyfindwhatyou'relookingfor

Look for the good in people and you'll find it abundantly so be careful what you search for.
If you want to buy a car, you run a VIN check because the history of a car is an indicator of its future performance.

If you want to borrow from a bank, they check your credit history because your record is an indicator of what to expect.

If you are looking for employment, employers ask for references...

And if you get a new doc, he asks for your medical history.

A cum-guzzling slut - with 7 years experience - who lies like there is no tomorrow, has had strings of abortions, and has zero morals is not going to change merely because she met me.

I think I'm pretty special, but I am not that special.

Maybe Mourinho or Jesus can transform her, going forward. Not me.


"A leopard cannot change its spots" --------- The Elders.
RomanceRe: Going Through Your Partner's Phone..right Or Wrong? by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:19am On Dec 17, 2015
The past and present are indicators of the future...

Naturally, anyone who wants you will put up the front that you're most amenable to.

If you are screening for potential long term mates, one of the FASTEST ways to get a good gauge of who they really are is to peruse their private correspondence.

Is she fvcking 10 guys?

You know where the answer is.

Does she rely on gifts from men for a living?

You know where the answer likely is...

Don't mind anyone who calls you insecure or whatever. Na them get their mouth.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Gives Hamper To Female Traffic Warden In Lagos (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:53am On Dec 16, 2015
searchiing4love:
undecided NO SANE PERSON SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH THIS FAKE GESTURE undecided ALL I SEE IS A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO PUBLICIZE HIS CRUSH FOR THE TRAFFIC WARDEN undecided IF THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IS A MAN NO ONE WILL CARE IF HE WORKS FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT. THIS YEYE MAN IS JUST A SEX STARVED PERVERT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE WOMAN WITH THE DISGUISE OF YEYE GIFTS undecided THE NEXT THING IS FOR HER TO OPEN THE DAMN GIFTS AND SEE A BUSINESS CARD FROM THE PERVERT REQUESTING TO MEET HER AT A RENDEZVOUS TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL URGE . RUBBISH angry sad angry
First, I'd like to welcome you to the internet.

I am impressed by his gesture. Maybe that opens my sanity to debate.

Back then in my state, we had the happiest, most enthusiastic traffic warden in the entire universe.

He did his job with so much joy in his heart. With so much enjoyment that people gave him more than hampers...

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