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Celebrities › Re: Ghanian Artiste, Wisa, Displays His Manhood Live On Stage [PICS] by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:27am On Dec 26, 2015
Most certainly highness...
Romance › Re: Your Opinion Please by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:23am On Dec 26, 2015
Eddyitaly77:
Good day NL....

a week ago I met this beautiful and charming babe she has everything that a man look for, so I gist her and she accepted, everything was going smoothly... We fixed a date and she decided to come to my place, she came yesterday as we planned it..she cooked and we ate together, drank together... I make her feel comfortable play with her, cracked jokes, I did all the things a man should do to make a woman happy and she were comfortable with me she play with me too, kissd me, hold me ...b[b]ut I didn't make any attempt to have sex with her because I want to build a good relationship with her[/b], I don't want to rush things.. Evening came and she decided to leave then I gave her money for her transport to my greatest surprise she refused to collect the money she said she have transport money that I shouldn't bother myself,I said ok and take her to the bus stop and she left ,.( For my mind, see correct babe).....but now I don't understand what's going on I have been calling her since yesterday, messaging her, WhatsApping her, Facebooking her,yet no reply and no return of call as I am writing this now I still called her and she busy my call... Am so confused I don't know what I did wrong...seriously this girl proved that am ok for her, she really likes me I felt it... But now am thinking it's because of I didn't sex her.....

Please whats your opinionhuh?
When a girl offers herself to be fvcked, and you don't take it, she really feels rejected.

You can always build relationships AFTER sex.

And blowing up her phone, what do you suppose you'd achieve with that?
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Rita Dominic's Christmas Party by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:09am On Dec 26, 2015
magabounce:
D last chic dia!!!! Dafaq is dat!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Do not be alarmed sire. That's Rita without makeup grin.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Rita Dominic's Christmas Party by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:07am On Dec 26, 2015
FisifunKododada:
cool Rita needs a good kondo spanking - she ALWAYS looks dissatisfied because her boyfriends are not up to the job. Jim Iyke was supposed to take care of that and he could do nothing - just talk talk full in mouth. If I handle Rita her body go mellow die. Rita come aboard with me the one and only Capt. Fisifun(Nigerian Navy).
With a best time of just 6 seconds, I find this hard to image...

Or you'll give her the best 6 seconds of her life? grin
Family › Re: Upside Down Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:06am On Dec 26, 2015
ahnie:
Yes father of my LIFE. who Who am i I not to obey your command?
Good girl.

At this rate, you'd be banging out novels next year.
Family › Re: Upside Down Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:35am On Dec 26, 2015
ahnie:
Ogq were you there?the best thing z,lets hear both sides of the story.if truly the wife did this.....she'z somtin xxxx
Please don't write like this into 2016.
Family › Re: Why Do We Eat Only Rice On Christmas Day? by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:05am On Dec 26, 2015
RedCard1:
I seriously want to know cos I can't find anyone preparing yam, plaintain, beans or anything that isn't rice for the family....I mean it's been this way for ages. Why do we always go for rice?

I want to know
That was what Mary and Joseph ate on D-Day.
Family › Re: Upside Down Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:40pm On Dec 25, 2015
ahnie:
I have learnt not to jump tu hasty conclusions on nairaland,and tu be one sided....oga no offence,we need tu hear your wife's own side of this unside down marriage.
Wetin you wan hear again?

Cheating ------------------------------ check (unprotected)
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Cause of financial misfortune --------- check
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Family › Re: Upside Down Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2015
so is not that am afraid of her am only respecting the marriage institution
My brother, are you alright?

Which institution?

You are even lucky to be alive right now. You should have been gone a long time ago.

I read the whole thing with a dropped jaw. She's really mentally unhinged.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can U Woo A Lady That Is With Another Guy In Their Presence by BuddhaPalm(m):
I'll give you an example...

On a certain day, couple of months ago, I was just about to walk into a club when this dark-skinned, sweet thing walks out.

There's a door the bouncer has to open outwards - to the right. And I am on this right-side. This girl walks out without looking up, and veers immediately to the left.

Since the proximity was too close, in the second it took for my brain to fully register "hot-girl", she had already passed and had her back to me.

He likes the view.

So I instantly go "Hey!" (Not the gentlemanly hey, but the type that sounds as if you're accusing her of stealing your stuff...)

She ignores me and keeps walking.

No doubt she heard me clearly; I have a big voice...

I don't think, I don't hesitate; I'm a penis - so I immediately follow.

I go again: "hey". She doesn't even turn around.

About eight to ten paces - from the door, right before I walk up to her, she gets to a table, pulls out a chair and sits down. Her chair has it's back to me, and in front of her sits this chill, really cool looking dude.

A cool, dominant motherfvcker who looks like he's got his sh1t together.

It didn't feel unlike stepping into a lion's territory...

Apparently she came out to come join him outside. Outside is a pool-area with lots of people.

This is the tricky part...

Now I am not afraid to offend people. But it is a really stupid thing to do, unnecessarily.

You would alienate groups by disrespecting one of them, or you could be disrespected in return.


So here's what you have to do to get the girl:

1.) Don't offend the guy; befriend him.

2.) Be as cool, or cooler than the guy (cool is many things, and changes second by second).


So the moment she sits down, I don't go for her, I go for the guy...

"Chief, why did you snatch my girlfriend".

(This is disarming on two levels...I've just shown him respect by calling him Chief. And what guy's vanity wouldn't be pleasantly fed by legend having it he stole someone's girl).

My mood is light-hearted and playful, my eye-contact is piercing, my body-language is champ, and my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies.

His brain goes "cool-guy", "cool-guy".

So we shake hands like old friends.

I tell him I like his sister and he just smiles. Now the girl cuts in (since I've won the confidence of her 'master') ...she looks up from her seat (I am standing beside her, and addressing the guy across the table).

She laughs and says they're not brother and sister.

I reward her with a glance. And then say to them that they look alike so much that if they had babies, they'd all come out looking like this: I stick out my tongue, put my wrists on my head and make an impression of an imbe.cile.

They both laugh like id1ots.

I shoot the sh1t with the guy for a few seconds (while completely ignoring the girl).

Then I tell him I want to speak to his sister for a minute (looking at the girl).

She looks at me, then looks at the guy, he nods.

I put out my palm - like a fake gentleman of the movies - and she takes it.

Then I do something very interesting...

I pivot. I put my back to the guy, and the girl in front of me because if she feels watched, she'd be uncomfortable and self-conscious.

I tell her: "Now he can't see you".

Pause. Just eye-contact...

"You look really hot, and I'm going to get you pregnant".

She giggles.

My phone's dead, so I give her my number, and tell her to call me tomorrow.

I lead her back to her seat, shake my very good friend, then turn around and walk away.

She didn't eventually call me, but this should give you an idea of what's possible...

And if it's a real boyfriend and girlfriend, you'd be wasting your time going for her in his presence.
Culture › Re: The Black Man: Unchained Libido And Its Wake Of Destruction. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2015
anangboy:
Happy holidays brother. I see your concise imprints everywhere bruh. Let me welcome you to the world of the sound bite and thought-free fact where it just got easier for assorted mental defectives to regurgitate simple bullet points to support their idiocies.

Thanks to social media, the darwinism theory has been defeated.
Compliments of the season too, my brother.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Insult Tiwa Savage's Baby, She Reacts by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:53pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tolexander:
It is not OK insulting another person's baby person.
FTFY.
Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu Dancing With Nadia Buari [PICS] by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:37pm On Dec 25, 2015
olempe:
Credit Alert

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By Sambo Dasuki. Bal: NGN200,001,200.73CR

 Season Greetings!
Mein Nigger!
Travel › Re: Passengers At Abuja Airport Sleep Under Turkish Airline Plane by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:57pm On Dec 25, 2015
How the fvck did they get in there huh
Romance › Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:54pm On Dec 25, 2015
"Between Men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship"---- Oscar Wilde
Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Book "My Watch" About Atiku by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:36am On Dec 25, 2015
Oga!
Romance › Re: Help! I Am In Love With My Best Friend's Ex. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:10pm On Dec 24, 2015
Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.
If you really do like him, and he's serious...

Go for it.

But your friend will be pissed. Your former friend that is...
Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Lose Him, But He Says He Needs Space by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2015
MyPalsZone:
I have been dating this guy for 5 weeks now. The first two weeks were great but by the 3rd week I began to notice that there was a distance building between us. He was calling less often and we were spending less time together. Last week I asked him if there was a problem and he said that he felt that the dating was moving quickly towards a relationship/commitment when he was not really ready for one. He said that he was experiencing financial difficulty at the moment and he didn't want to get into anything serious unless he was sure his career was headed in the right direction. I really want this to work because I feel a connection with him and I think that this can be really special. But he is making it more and more difficult for me to get through to him, and I don't want to lose him. What should I do?
As far as we currently know, space is largely uninhabited.

He could lay claim to large swats of it and no one would object.
Romance › Re: 30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman In Bed by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:04pm On Dec 24, 2015
decasmir:
1. "Good morning."

2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"


3. "I can't stop touching you."

4. "Want to join me in the shower?"

5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."

6. "I love how you taste."

7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)

8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."

9. Her name—her full name—followed by a "Wow."




10. "I'll get the light."

11. "I'll cancel my plans if you'll stay here with me for the rest of the weekend."

12. "No one's ever done that before."

13. "Can we do that again?"

14. "I love your [fill in body part here]."

15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don't make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.

16. While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: "Suckers."

more inside:
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/the-30-hottest-things-to-say-to-naked.html
Don't say errand-boy sh*t - if you must 'say'.

Be boss.

TAKE.
Romance › Re: How Many Guys Fvcked You This Year? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
None.

No guy at all.
Family › Re: What My In-Laws Served Me (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:59pm On Dec 24, 2015
I think it's just for you to choose your preference.

But the coconut should have been served separately.

Sweet memories...
Politics › Re: The Christmas Tree That Cost Imo State Govt N600M by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Lol, but that's not even a tree.

Just some decorated phallic frame.
Culture › Re: The Black Man: Unchained Libido And Its Wake Of Destruction. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2015
anangboy:
Rid yourself of imaginary subjective illusions. There is nothing intellectual about wanton crap spewed by the clueless clod of cyberspace wearing the garb of anecdotal rhetoric. If you know nothing about the echoing constructs of racial subjugation and the intentionally flawed historical program, then what else is there to debate with you? I know a lot about fools like you, pseudo-intellectuals who literally think because a complex flawed perspective aligns with their congenital insecurities, that they have somehow unlocked a realm to understanding things on multi-faceted levels.

I'd rather spend my morning watching a loop with no satisfactory condition than discuss the sociology of racism with an intentional half-wit and his assemblage of convoluted nonsense.
Bros suffry na.

Obahiagbon dey learn work for your hand.
Politics › Re: Fayose Distributing Bags Of Rice To People In Ekiti. Photos by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
I have been witholding my position on Fayose's style of 'governance' all these whÍle. I think it's time to express it.


With due respect to Governor Ayo Fayose and his supporters, I think the Governor is abusing governance and is damaging the psyche of average Ekiti indigene on the responsibility of government by his actions.

His stomach infrastructure program has made government to be a "come and chop" affair. Instead of devoting such resources towards capacity building that will boost the human development of Ekiti people, and also wealth creation programs that will empower Ekiti people to be able to increase their financial capacity and build Ekiti economy, the governor rather spend it on non productive stomach infrastructure.

This pattern of sharing rice, cutting animal skin(kpomo), buying seasoning etc doesn't help the state go grow. Has he asked himself, "after eating the rice, what next for the people?" Will he feed them three times in a day? Will he give them money to cloth? Shelter? Will he 'dash' the people automobile? How can his people get these without real empowerment?


I pray the Governor doesn't carry this form of governance(misgovernance) into the new year! He may not be the worst Governor but he needs to change...
Hierarchy of Needs man.

Chow comes first...
Webmasters › Re: Someone Is Trying To Hack My Blog, What Do I Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
It's unlikely this person knows your recovery email. And even if they do, it's still useless to them.

However, what the person likely knows is your username - from your posts...post Author.

And they must have clicked on "Lost Password?"

Install Sucuri, so you can see a log of all activities, and an IP ban plugin too - to ban any IPs that attempt to login.

Also have a strong password. Set extended lockouts. Update to current versions as well, and then stop giving a fvck.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Dressed As 'Santa Claus' In Sokoto Praying (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:28pm On Dec 22, 2015
pretydiva:
D guy is a confused human being undecided
Seriously?

That's the kind of human being we need more of in this world.
Travel › Re: How Can Nigerians In Diaspora Access Their Funds From 2016 With The CBN Policy? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:25pm On Dec 22, 2015
YerYer:
Transfer the funds into someone's account in naija and have them send it to you via western Union or money gram. You might also consider buying paypal funds, not sure if paypal is used in South Africa.

Good luck.
Since TIME IMMEMORIAL, WU & MoneyGram only receive.

PayPal is used in SA. But the exchange rates will decimate your funds.
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Goes On Dreads (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:50pm On Dec 22, 2015
Rotate...
Politics › Re: $2.1bn Arms: Festus Keyamo Explains Why Jonathan Might Not Be Prosecuted by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:23am On Dec 22, 2015
Sibrah:
That's like saying because a thieving ex-employee handed over company properties in his possessions before leaving, he shouldn't be prosecuted. The attempt by 40-Laptop crew to desperately sell us dummy idea via source-less articles is low, so low it is 6 feet underground already.
Some animals are more equal than others....

This is the way of the world my friend.

You must have heard of things like amnesty, Operation Paperclip, etc.

It has always been different rules for different folk...
Crime › Re: Rape Accusation Was To Punish My Boyfriend – Teenager by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:44am On Dec 21, 2015
So what'd be the punishment for this girl?
Business › Re: International Spend Restriction On Naira Card: What Is The Implication Of This? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:32pm On Dec 20, 2015
Big4wig:
Well i heard that d world is $6trillion in debt. Just exactly which planet do we owe it to? Jupiter?
grin grin grin

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