₦airaland Forum

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

wilybebsy:
God we need more jobs here please

mayweather40:
Hi everyone. On the 14th of February is valentine's day and I would need your suggestions on what I can get a "girlfriend" of mine. We were actually dating but the relationship hasn't been going quiet well. So I jst wanna give her something she will appreciate. Am open to all suggestions....
Thank you and please pardon any errors
Cc lalasticlacla

Nubian113:
Tolle is my saviour from myself atm courtesy of my love mindfulness who introduced him to me.

icewinz:
Anybody who says ghana girls are pretty is a damn lier,apart from there kinna oral english the speak nothing else,ghanians in general are the real defination of 'audio' u just hear voice without seeing a face.

Cammo:
I have a girlfriend that I plan to marry. She's a 100 Level student in UNILAG but is having difficulties paying her up school fees. Her mom, a widow, is doing her best but it's not enough. Since I'm a graduate and now working, I feel like helping out. It's an obligation I earnestly wish to take but my friends keep telling me that she would eventually dump my sorry ass for another guy before graduation, and there's nothing I can do. Very confused. I love her and I know she loves me too.
Please advice.

scribble:
A black man wrote this


Bit it's a very smart black man

OgbeifunErom:

Sorry I totally disagree with you!

They have used the best word to describe the worst President Nigeria has ever had.

He is nothing but a Buffoon and an inglorious fool.

What else can they call a man that presided over the greatest heist ever seen in Africa? A man that opened the floodgates of Nigeria's public finance infrastructure to all his friends all because he wanted to win a second term.

Actually, the Economist is quite liberal. For them to have qualified the retar.d called Jonathan as a buffoon, they must have access to information that supports that qualification.

I will be very happy for them to judge Buhari in same manner if he fails.

KingTom:
OP the only thing wrong was the careless smile on the doctor's face. I've sent one to a mind blowing orgasm once and I didn't smile. I just keep face like say I be gay and the thing dey irritate me

Godjone:
baba in his thought be like:

''where i go go next after here''


Can the handlers of this durllard please talk to their dummy to sit at home and give nigerians the chaange he promised

I keep wondering how we manage to get ourselves into this deciet of a thing called change

Progressive01:
At times like this, I wish we were to go back to dictatorship for at least two years.

LesbianBoy:
I don't blame him. Its buhari I blame! If buhari was leading this country well, wizkid wouldn't have slept with this girl. Buhari sef

emymeeky:
Seriously, this anticorruption chants have lost its flavour

Remove kwaraption from Buhari's mouth and tell me what else he can sing

ladyF:
I really hope this is fiction. I won't advice you to leave your marriage sha...but it is better to be single and happy, than to be married and miserable. Ask God for wisdom.

For the love of God, build your self esteem please.

iyatrustee:
Makes sense.


Na this Blackface own dey bother me pass. You can write and yet you cant find your way to a recording studio?

akinsbaba2015:
. On a second look at your post, I realised you were simply making a mockery of the entire process, can you please mention one ex-governor that was convicted under your hero, GEJ. Was he even interested in fighting corruption? Now that your party PDP has been kicked out of office you suddenly found a blueprint of how the corrupt war should be fought and from where it should start. They brainwashed you to think that PDP was a feeder club to the APC. Have you forgotten how PDP tried vehemently to frustrate the registration of the APC? Was PMB ever a nember of the discredited PDP? What of his vice? So what are you talking about. As far as the federal executive is concerned those are the only 2elected individuals and they had absolutely nothing to do with the PDP. Olisa Metuh was not a public office holder but yet partook in the yamsfest and you think the law would exonerate him. Please change your ways.

"To be clear, I hold no brief for Jonathan, or his government. They were utterly reckless and irresponsible - especially fiscally."

akinsbaba2015:
. Who handed over to Buhari? PDP Who was in charge of the federal government since 1999? PDP. If money is lost in UBA, will the police query a Zenith Bank MD? Who appointed Sambo Dasuki who in turn shared government money allegedly to several PDP chieftains and non-PDP chieftains? PDP. Whose role was it to fund/equip the army to fight the insurgency? PDP. Whose role was it to ensure that budgeted funds and extra funds($322million Abacha loot that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala handed over to Dasuki in a letter addressed to GEJ) to purchase weapons for the effective war against Boko Haram was used for its intended purpose? PDP. Corruption did not start with the PDP, while they were in power did political office holders become far more corrupt? YES. Was there a political will on their part to put to put an end to the menace of corruption especially in government circles? NO. Who vehemently tried to differentiate between stealing and corruption? PDP/ GEJ. Who takes the lion share of the nations consolidated monthly earnings (oil & non oil revenue)?-the federal government. Who shares the money with other tiers of government (states and LGs)- federal government (through the ministry of finance) who should lead by examples of probity, accountability, due process & zero tolerance for corruption-the federal government. Where else do you think the war against corruption should have started given the evidences at our disposal? the federal government. While we seek to repatriate looted funds using the legal framework, who do we call to question?Answer: the public office holders who served under a PDP administration who may not necessarily be card-carrying member if that party. Have I answered your questions?

akinsbaba2015:
. Before you criticise just ensure that you have no history of criminality. If you have such records the public may even be the one to expose you and not the government. Hence the saying "he who comes to equity must come with clean hands" The government has said repeatedly that there is very little money (hence the need to borrow to fux capital projects) to work with to achieve a better nation. Your party PDP through you said its a "budget of fraud" while we were at it, you (chief olisa metuh) said at a press conference that the former President GEJ gave you money to do a job (that you have still not specified) and you were paid for it. The new government told you that these are part of the funds that were misappropriated. So, you thought being the opposition spokesman has conferred you any sort of immunity against investigation, arrest and prosecution. You said that you will only talk in court but as a lawyer you forgot that before you talk in court there must first be a filing for your bail, you also forgot to check the precedence of the recent bail that were granted to other members of the yam-eating family. The greatest mistake you ever made was to think that the WAR AGAINST CORRUPTION was child's play.

akinsbaba2015:
. How is the PDP Buhari's enemy? They were in government and are alleged to have committed several financial atrocities, Buhari has not judged them, he has only brought them before the judiciary where they can put up a proper defence. Buhari through the EFCC has overwhelming evidence to prosecute them and they also will bring their evidence and plead their case before the judge. The monies we are talking about does not belong to Buhari, APC, GEJ or PDP, it belongs to the Nigerian state, Buhari is the custodian and the law empowers a sitting President to bring every citizen who has been found to have allegedly defrauded the nation in one way or the other. Buhari is just doing what other advanced nations are doing to maintain a sane and decent society. SHIKENA