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ALVA001:
As usual. Femi d chief wailer, never seen anything good in Buhari. Wake up man d hate is consuming you. Cant even wait for implementation b4 ds gibberrish.
Wailers are liable to die young.

Could you look beyond the man?

What part of what he said is untrue?

So she should pretend to be different.

Some kain hours way people dey call...

5 hours ke? Make una dey fear God

Medium.

Definitely medium.

mysteriousman:
I think they wouldn't continue in this line of action if they don't feel it's best for the country.

You could say this for EVERY past action by past governments then.

That's not how works..

Bevista:
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And do not tell me about corrupt APC state governors. [s]It is the duty of the current governors to dust up information at their disposal and probe those indicted[/s].

EFCC sir.

My brother, please kindly change your formatting.

Blue and Bold both strain the eye.

Stating further, The Nation said; “Equally odd is the N362m allocation for Wildlife Conservation in 2016, in place of the N24. 6m voted for the same category last year, including the purchase of exotic animals. Ironically, the difference in the figures makes Jonathan’s government look saintly, quite apart from the dubious category which this particular allocation is meant to serve.

Hehehe

I lol'd hard at this one.

ZeeBab:
This is the text my wife sent to her ex;

Hey, seeing u 2day gave me immeasurable joy. I was overwelmed with emotions n I fought tears as soon as I set my eyes on u. What really happened dt we cudnt fix? Am very happy in my marriage n am sure u r happy in urs too. Yet, I really can't 4get d genuine love u had for me.That love dt made u keep ur hands off me. Am very proud of u my Special sweetheart. Dts y i simply can't 4get u. U r indeed special to me.

She's testing the waters.

This is an invitation...a coded invitation.

This should help: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/

Start by reading the side-bar contents.

First, who told you what demons look like?

If you looked at different scans, am sure you'd eventually 'see' elephants, antelopes and angels too.

And there's also Photoshop.

You're weak.

Unacceptable actions should have consequences.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." ------ Exodus 20:4

A minute of silence for another fallen hero...

Attention is a very scarce resource in/of the brain...

Movies use Open Loops & Cliffhangers, ala TENSION, to keep you engaged.

What's going to happen next?

Did he die?

Tyrion Lannister is in deep sh1t, how is he gonna get out?

Service is as boring as counting sheep, because you've heard that same gist since you were 2 years old.

GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] I will never understand the logic behind a woman or man attacking their spouse's lover! It has never made sense to fight over a person that didn't respect you enough to stay faithful in the first place.

This girl did wrong, but don't think that God will overlook the wickedness of the wife.
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Visceral...

ggakunna:
I don't know if I should term it a "mistake". I have noticed a very subsequent occurrence among very beautiful ladies( Although not all). They end up getting married to "ugly" men. Why does this happen

Women are really a library...

A man is never really ugly.

naijafella:
Do you still need to buy airtime on this type of phone?

No, and it sucks d1ck too.

Just two paragraphs in, and I smell a hatchet job.

OP diaris godu...

diva90:
And what's wrong with being generous enough to help her? She's asking for 15k not 50k. You claim you have interest in someone but you can't help them. So basically people who do not yield to your requests promptly are not eligible to get your help. Maybe she's even testing you and you are about to fail woefully

May God have mercy on you.

kponkedenge:
I met this girl some two months back, and asked her out. She told me she'll think about it. Up till now, she hasn't given me a reply but hasn't stopped requesting for cash from me. Of recent she told me she'll need about N15k for personal reasons. She didn't even tell me what she wants the money for what kind of person is that. And she hasn't even accepted my proposal yet. I feel like letting her go even though I love her so much. What do u guys feel?

You also need to think about it.

dorox:
Like all true capitalist, when demand exceed supply for a previously "free" service, you introduce price, and adjust the price upwards until there is equilibrium between demand and supply. With the kind of demand he was having something had to be done. So, don't blame him, the fault rest squarely on the idiots who can't seem to get enough of his shìt at any price.

That cracked me up

govee:
A girl I have being chasing for six month now sent me this message, wait checking my inbox....
here it goes "HELLO! I THINK U WILL BE A GOOD HUSBAND MATERIAL TO UR WIFE, N I BELIEVE SHE GONNA ENJOY YOU SO MUCH' end of quote. Please NLs is this girl coming for me now or she just sent it? drop your comment pls.

You are a nice, dependable guy (as far as you've shown), but she's currently at the stage where she needs bad boys who pump and dump.

I've once been told a variation: "You're such a husband".

Younger girls want pump & dump, the older ones 'husband materials'

dejonathan:
Am Not Too interested In Politics But I dont Tink Der's Much Difference Between PDP AND APC...both of dem is d same tin...

The more things change, the more they remain the same

I dey tell you.

So the moral is get a hotel, or take her home...

Flashh:
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Watched this movie Flashh?

jonaifame22:
My gf now talks dirty during sex,and dis is something she never used to do,I'm wondering where she learnt this new act from cos I'm not enjoying it at all,
After the 70 days break we had due to church activities this new behaviour came up.
First all she'll decline sex wheneva I ask for it when she now finally agrees, she'll strt saying, baby keep fvckn me,pls don't stop, promise me u won't leave me, fvck me hard,press my butt,
I've been keeping silent since buh she doesn't know wat I'm pondering,pls people wat cld be the cos of this new feat?

Lol, likely she's just more comfortable with you now.

gimakon:
If the girl happened to be your sister, and someone like me has the intention of f*uck and dump, you wont be cool with it.
Best thing oga, stop calling her. Let her be... make una 2 no day form sense for una sef. U musnt F*uck her to give her 15k, no be ashewo she be.

Trust me, she doesn't 'need' that money.

My man, agreement na agreement.

jopretty:
My first time too, who will help us now?

I've been there. It's awesome...