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Hehe, it's called The Wall.

It's all fun and games, until they hit The Wall.

The wiser ones, though, make hay while the sun's still up.

idontaya:
Please guys come to my rescue....

This is centered around two female which i do not want to loose but have to select one to marry. Here goes...

I met these ladies around the same period, i asked Labake out and after the initial gra gra she accepted to date me. thing are getting serious now that i had to ask her certain questions... She has been into business for like 6 years and when i asked what was her savings from the biz she said NOTHING. I asked the reason and she said debts and some other excuses. In short she has no savings and told me to my face i am providing all she will be needing in marriage, relocating her shop from one town to where i am and other things even to her sanitary towels! What is annoying me is that have i now offended the gods that i want to marry her and there taking over her liabilities (her body being the only asset)! I do not have a problem meeting these needs but she has to meet up at some point which she cannot do! I just like/love her i dont know why despite these liability.

On the other hand, there is Shalewa, who is more than willing to meet my people, she has a job and even a business. She encourages me to be the best and all other positives. The problem here is that i dont have a feeling for her at all, but i dont want to let go. Mind you we have not had sex even with Labake

Guys please if you were in my shoes what would you do? Who will you take home to mamma. Cos i want to do that this december and wrap up marriage. But i am in a dilemma for nowQ

please advice maturedly

Marry the one with the biggest mammaries...


More seriously: the first woman is a bad choice for a wife.

If you want to buy a house, and you're a wise guy, you don't go for one with cracked walls, on sinking sand, and in a flood-prone neighbourhood - just because you like the painting.

The painting is going to wear off in a few short years.

For a wife, you want someone who's measured, prudent and even resourceful.

Someone like the second woman, but that you find attractive.

TooNoisy:
This is the CHANGE I voted for.

PMB, let them continue to confess and please make sure they return our money before going to jail!

I hope you realize parties have massive budgets right?

If he got the money through the right channels, he is blameless.

Nixo:
Arsenal..... This is what they get after struggling to qualify....same fate year in year out....Its even better they dont qualify and play in the europa league where their muscles can be flexed properly and probably win the europa cup then....But as far as the Champions League is concerned....They can NEVER win it. Sad One

Never is a looong time.

Any team can win the CL, with the right players and the right psychology.

Yup, and a lil bit of luck.

Toulene10:
Arsenal will do a great job against Barca. Remember the first leg comes at the end of February by then we'd have a couple of players back. If Arsenal can keep a clean sheet at the emirate they'll progress to the next round. No team is unbeatable. Chelsea did it Why can't we?

Use your mates in examples .

caprini1:
Nothing special about this current barca defenders....Arsenal is actually the team every other team was avoiding.

While I 100% agree with that...there certainly is something FANTASTICAL about their forwards.

And to make matters worse: "You can't score if you don't have the ball."

mukina2:
Arsenal Vs Barcelona

It is well

I must sekem that day


Full Draw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWLqrk5WwAAJjzW.jpg

Chei! PSG yaf send us home again

vb0mb:
The government is clueless. What happened to tear gas and rubber bullets.

That's the police.

Soldiers are trained to kill.

This gotta be a lie jor.

This guy is ruthless.

He fvcks people up.

Idunnowhat2do:
Hello fam,

I got married and I only lived with my husband for a month before I got a job in another state, since we needed the money, I had to move. We've not seen for about 3 months. I just got back and I was welcomed by my nieces from both sides. We are currently hosting 8 of them, they are fun to be with. I love other people's children, I'm terrified of having my own.

We live in a 2 bedroom apartment, I sleep with the girls while my husband with the boys. Since I got back, we've been able to do it just once with the kids sleeping in the room. It was not enjoyable or comfortable. He gets back from work late and I am exhausted when he gets back because of the kids. It's 2 weeks now and I want to get down with my husband. He wants it too. My husband walks around shirtless and it turns me on every time I see him or hear his voice. We are a very sexually active couple whenever we are around each other.

The problem is that I could not take it anymore so I went to the bathroom, he opened the door and he caught me pleasuring myself today. I couldn't lock the door because the lock was bad. He's crazy and very angry.

What do I do?

Tell him you wanted him so bad, and was thinking of him.

But if you really want him badly enough, there is opportunity everywhere, literally...

Hanendez:
Though tears didn't stream down my cheeks,but I was pained on the inside.How can someone from a third world country like Nigeria,which has most of its citizenry living on one dollar per day,expend one million naira on a pair of gold encrusted and plaited snickers? The height of bovine improvidence and dissipation you would say.Tuface who comes from one of the most impoverished state in Nigeria,Benue state,couldn't as much as take into account the fact that his state is ranked the state with the highest rate of hiv and aids in nigeria.He didn't take into account the unenviable fact that benue is the least most industrially undeveloped in ratings.All of these stats is a gritty pointer of the ravaging and grinding poverty in his home,yet in his crass egotistical brazenness,he posed with these shows which can pay for the Waec and jamb forms of at least 200 pupils.These shoes carry the financial clout of providing medications to cottage hospitals.Its outrageous and preposterous that this man who many see as role model would put up a fashion faux pas as this.

One of my favorite quotes: "The poor don't need charity. They need inspiration."

Your phone or laptop isn't a necessity too. You could feed lots of poor people from your state if you sold them.

Your cervical muscle may be damaged in an abortion because the cervix is forcefully dilated. This means that your future pregnancies have a greater chance of resulting in miscarriage or premature delivery.

Damage to the uterine wall is another concern Perforation (puncturing) of the uterus, infection hemorrhage, and blood clots are only a few of the complications that you could end up with. I you do have a successful" abortion, scar tissue may still
form which can cause sterilization, miscarriages and tubal pregnancies.¹ approximately two out of 10
women who abort their first pregnancy will never be able to have children again. Do you want to take that kind of risk?

A good reason why one needs to know the Ho facts...

madridguy:
Shameless fo.ol.

Hehe, maybe he was testing a totometer he picked off the shelf .

Lol, and even with the correction, the second sentence still doesn't compute .

HyDef:
She'll become a master at washing dishes.

For $5K, you're gonna have to wash a lot dishes

BeeBeeOoh:
It's women general xteristics, even when u wake them up by 2am 2 start preparing u'll still be late. Even my mum isn't an exception

Easy to treat.

Leave without her a few times. Problem solved.

How many women vacillate and go late to work - if they could be fired?

None.

Chubhie:
OP, Be careful. Don't let me call my prophet sukkot to expose you and your lies.

nduchucks:
I'm aware of the memo you posted and it does not change my stance.

Of course! Nothing can change your stance.

If you believe that a one-page memo from Iweala seeking the GEJ's approval to borrow the money does not imply that the lady authorized the transfer of these funds, then I have to conclude that you are quite naive.

Iweala was only seeking GEJ's approval to borrow the funds after she has already approved Dasuki's request. Nowhere in the memo did Iweala seek GEJ's approval to transfer the funds to Dasuki. All she asked for was the authorization to borrow the money.

Read the memo again: "His request is sequel to the meeting you chaired with the committee on use of recovered funds, where the decision was made that the recovered Abacha funds would be split 50-50 between urgent security needs..."

"This letter is to seek your approval to borrow these funds for now..."

Reading comprehension isn't everyone's forte. I understand.

nduchucks:
Madam Iweala is a disgrace to all Nigerians and will pay for her actions soon enough. At the very least, she is an accessory to the massive looting which took place through Dasuki since she authorized the payment of these huge sums to Dasuki.

She is now forming an ignorant, patriotic, and innocent lil' biatch after her actions lead to the deaths of thousands of innocent Nigerians at the hands of Boko Haram.

This investigation has an international component and as we continue to follow the money, insha Allahu, she will have to face her own charges.

I'm sure like Tompolo, ihejirika has also gone into hiding.

IMHO all of these barayi deserve the firing squad treatment.

@ Bolded

As far as this specific incident is concerned, I am sure you don't have the full information.

Do take a look:

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As a girl, if you don't have a car at 26, you are very responsible .

NaLaugh:
Valid points.

However, a ban on certain imports to any country is a necessary step in maintaining that country's currency value.

Regardless of short term effects, the focus should be on long term sustainability.
I mean, why in the hell should Nigeria be importing tooth picks to begin with?

The items weren't banned from being imported...read again.

Long story short: a high exchange rate will affect EVERYONE. There's no getting around it.

NaLaugh:
Imports are a valid example. However, as far as I know, major importers whose activities are likely to impact the economy, and cost of everyday products, do have access to official rates.

Dude, you want to see this:

CBN Bans 40 Items from Accessing Forex.


The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Tuesday officially stopped the sale of dollars for a list of 40 items as it seeks to reduce pressure on the naira as well as preserve the country’s external reserves.


These items include rice, cement, margarine, palm kernel/palm oil products/vegetable oil, meat and processed meat products, vegetable and processed vegetable products, poultry –chicken, eggs, turkey - private airplanes/jet, Indian Incense, tinned fish in sauce - Geisha/Sardines, cold roiled steel sheet and galvanised steel sheets.


Others are roofing sheets, wheel barrows, head pans, metal boxes and containers, enamelware, steel drums, steel pipes, wires, rods, wire mesh, steel nails, security and razor wire, wood particles boards and panels, wood fiber board and panels, plywood boards and wooden doors.


In addition, sourcing of forex for the importation of toothpicks, glass and glassware, kitchen utensils, tables, textiles, woven fabrics, clothes, plastic and rubber products, soap and cosmetic, tomatoes/tomato paste and Eurobond/foreign currency bond/share purchase.

Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/cbn-bans-40-items-from-accessing-forex/212965/

Wetin remain?

Anytime the exchange rate sneezes, we catch cold - instanta.

murtalaa:
if you are a legitimate importer, you can access the dollar at official rate of 197.

Which one be legitimate importer again?

Enlighten us abeg.

NaLaugh:
Each time I see one these "Naira Crashes" topics on Nairaland, I rush to check the official rate, to see if it's a sweet time to send cash to Naija.

But it is ALWAYS hovering at the same $1 = 199.05. Other than the very few people in Nigeria who have to make payments in USD for visas and such, I don't see how the "black market" rates are relevant to average Nigerians.

These fluctuations at the "black market" are only driven by arbitration done by people running that market.
It has zero reflection on the strengths or weaknesses of the Naira. ONLY an official change in the exchange rate signals that.

At this moment, the official exchange rate remains $1 = 199.05.

I am no economist, but remember imports...

mployer:
Don't discuss something you know nothing about.

who told you banks are selling at 199?

I believe he meant to say buying...

Which one be wonder banks?

That's your job CBN.

This na confam Shaolin Soccer...