European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 19th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:29pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
So these guys just wanted Mou sacked. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 19th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:20pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Godsate: Can somebody wey get sense in the house get me the link to watch this match ?
I never know say NTA don turn to URL/Link in some people's dictionary. You'll never ask for links again: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/Always updated for matches. |
Travel › Re: Photos From The Range Rover Accident At Eko Bridge,lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Demmocrats: 35 million gone!!! Might not be from owner's pockets - if he has insurance... |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Her Female Friends To Know That I'm Sleeping With Her by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:39pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
DGKN: Hello Romancelanders, Compliment of the season. Pls Dnt mynd my write up.. I'm not too good at typing. Tnx
Something is really bothering me which I want to share with y'all. My girlfriend doesn't want her friend to know that we have had sex.. We have been dating since 4months now. She told me her bestfriend asked her if we done anything and she said NO. I ask her why and she said she just don't feel Like telling her.. Lemme be honest, I was the one that disvirgin her. Tho the girl is very churchy. Lol.
Does it mean anything?? Is it something I should be worry about? Thank u. She doesn't want to feel like a slooot. No cause for alarm. |
Pets › Re: Just Got Myself A Baby Parrot;need Tips On How To Train It by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
That cage is fvcked up.
Google and YouTube are your friends. |
Food › Re: Man Dies After Drinking 4 Crates Of Beer In Lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:30pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Hehe, why this funny as hell, the news is stupid.
4 crates, inside one stomach? |
Sports › Re: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
dontel: people with their ways of counting achievement. Other players worked for and earned it but him (Mikel) inherited it. He is just one the Lucky footballers. Thank God for him though! Are you serious? |
Sports › Re: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:07pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
blaise00700: 4 FA cups 2 Carling Cups 2 Premeir league 1 AFCON 1 UEFA cup 1 Champions league and you call that Fluke.
Funny how people forget you so easily in life. I dey tell you. |
Sports › Re: After Mourinho’s Sack, Mikel Obi, The 'Consistent' One #Mikel Trends On Twitter by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
jnrbayano: Mikel deserves a medallion for consistently seating on the Chelsea's bench.
He is well and truly a loyal bench warmer. Are you new? Mikel hasn't been 'consistently' sitting on the bench. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Chelsea Manager by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
apoti: Nothing gives me joy than to see the arrogant one leave the Premiership With £40m! Chelsea please SACK ME! |
Business › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Banks Cut Customers’ Spending Abroad By 80% #Emefieleconomics by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:04pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Seunaj05: One of the things that the present administration seems to lack is a financial expatriate. It's appearing that the present administration is not managing the economy so well  |
Career › Re: I Think My Staff Is Tired Of His Job by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:37pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
dikeigbo2: You may be the course..... Maybe he is working as an elephant and receiving the payment of an ant...an American company paid all its 1400 staffs 100,000usd each as bonuses for this year.....are you nearer to this benevolence? Hehe...funny guy  . And I just rove the way you used benevolence. |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Finally Speaks On Olamide Stealing His Musical Ideas by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2015 |
akagson: It's totally unprofessional to steal other people's ideas. "Good artists copy, great artists steal." ------ Picasso |
Romance › Re: Going Through Your Partner's Phone..right Or Wrong? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:33am On Dec 17, 2015*. Modified: 11:31am On Dec 17, 2015 |
Nubian113: You'll be judging that person on their past and you're meant to be their future...
#youonlyfindwhatyou'relookingfor
Look for the good in people and you'll find it abundantly so be careful what you search for. If you want to buy a car, you run a VIN check because the history of a car is an indicator of its future performance. If you want to borrow from a bank, they check your credit history because your record is an indicator of what to expect. If you are looking for employment, employers ask for references... And if you get a new doc, he asks for your medical history. A cum-guzzling slut - with 7 years experience - who lies like there is no tomorrow, has had strings of abortions, and has zero morals is not going to change merely because she met me. I think I'm pretty special, but I am not that special. Maybe Mourinho or Jesus can transform her, going forward. Not me. "A leopard cannot change its spots" --------- The Elders. |
Romance › Re: Going Through Your Partner's Phone..right Or Wrong? by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:19am On Dec 17, 2015 |
The past and present are indicators of the future...
Naturally, anyone who wants you will put up the front that you're most amenable to.
If you are screening for potential long term mates, one of the FASTEST ways to get a good gauge of who they really are is to peruse their private correspondence.
Is she fvcking 10 guys?
You know where the answer is.
Does she rely on gifts from men for a living?
You know where the answer likely is...
Don't mind anyone who calls you insecure or whatever. Na them get their mouth. |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Gives Hamper To Female Traffic Warden In Lagos (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:53am On Dec 16, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: You Are To Blame: Ladies! by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:26am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Hehe, it's called The Wall.
It's all fun and games, until they hit The Wall.
The wiser ones, though, make hay while the sun's still up. |
Family › Re: I Am In A Dilemma by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:29pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
idontaya: Please guys come to my rescue....
This is centered around two female which i do not want to loose but have to select one to marry. Here goes...
I met these ladies around the same period, i asked Labake out and after the initial gra gra she accepted to date me. thing are getting serious now that i had to ask her certain questions... She has been into business for like 6 years and when i asked what was her savings from the biz she said NOTHING. I asked the reason and she said debts and some other excuses. In short she has no savings and told me to my face i am providing all she will be needing in marriage, relocating her shop from one town to where i am and other things even to her sanitary towels! What is annoying me is that have i now offended the gods that i want to marry her and there taking over her liabilities (her body being the only asset)! I do not have a problem meeting these needs but she has to meet up at some point which she cannot do! I just like/love her i dont know why despite these liability.
On the other hand, there is Shalewa, who is more than willing to meet my people, she has a job and even a business. She encourages me to be the best and all other positives. The problem here is that i dont have a feeling for her at all, but i dont want to let go. Mind you we have not had sex even with Labake
Guys please if you were in my shoes what would you do? Who will you take home to mamma. Cos i want to do that this december and wrap up marriage. But i am in a dilemma for nowQ
please advice maturedly Marry the one with the biggest mammaries... More seriously: the first woman is a bad choice for a wife. If you want to buy a house, and you're a wise guy, you don't go for one with cracked walls, on sinking sand, and in a flood-prone neighbourhood - just because you like the painting. The painting is going to wear off in a few short years. For a wife, you want someone who's measured, prudent and even resourceful. Someone like the second woman, but that you find attractive. |
Politics › Re: I Got N100m From PDP, Not Yuguda – Odili by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
TooNoisy: This is the CHANGE I voted for.
PMB, let them continue to confess and please make sure they return our money before going to jail! I hope you realize parties have massive budgets right? If he got the money through the right channels, he is blameless. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 14th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Nixo: Arsenal..... This is what they get after struggling to qualify....same fate year in year out....Its even better they dont qualify and play in the europa league where their muscles can be flexed properly and probably win the europa cup then....But as far as the Champions League is concerned....They can NEVER win it. Sad One Never is a looong time. Any team can win the CL, with the right players and the right psychology. Yup, and a lil bit of luck. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 14th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:24pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Toulene10: Arsenal will do a great job against Barca. Remember the first leg comes at the end of February by then we'd have a couple of players back. If Arsenal can keep a clean sheet at the emirate they'll progress to the next round. No team is unbeatable. Chelsea did it Why can't we? Use your mates in examples  . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 14th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:21pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
caprini1: Nothing special about this current barca defenders....Arsenal is actually the team every other team was avoiding. While I 100% agree with that...there certainly is something FANTASTICAL about their forwards. And to make matters worse: "You can't score if you don't have the ball." |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 14th December 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:15pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Why We Attacked Zakzaky, Other Shiite Members – Nigerian Army by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:29am On Dec 14, 2015 |
vb0mb: The government is clueless. What happened to tear gas and rubber bullets. That's the police. Soldiers are trained to kill. |
Politics › Re: Return Stolen Funds, Buhari Begs Looters As Ex-ppmc MD Returns $400 Million by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:45pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
This gotta be a lie jor. |
Sports › Re: Nigerian-born Anthony Joshua Becomes British Heavyweight Boxing Champion(pics) by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
This guy is ruthless.
He fvcks people up. |
Family › Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Idunnowhat2do: Hello fam,
I got married and I only lived with my husband for a month before I got a job in another state, since we needed the money, I had to move. We've not seen for about 3 months. I just got back and I was welcomed by my nieces from both sides. We are currently hosting 8 of them, they are fun to be with. I love other people's children, I'm terrified of having my own.
We live in a 2 bedroom apartment, I sleep with the girls while my husband with the boys. Since I got back, we've been able to do it just once with the kids sleeping in the room. It was not enjoyable or comfortable. He gets back from work late and I am exhausted when he gets back because of the kids. It's 2 weeks now and I want to get down with my husband. He wants it too. My husband walks around shirtless and it turns me on every time I see him or hear his voice. We are a very sexually active couple whenever we are around each other.
The problem is that I could not take it anymore so I went to the bathroom, he opened the door and he caught me pleasuring myself today. I couldn't lock the door because the lock was bad. He's crazy and very angry.
What do I do? Tell him you wanted him so bad, and was thinking of him. But if you really want him badly enough, there is opportunity everywhere, literally... |
Celebrities › Re: I Cried When I Saw Tuface With These Shoes by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:43pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Hanendez: Though tears didn't stream down my cheeks,but I was pained on the inside.How can someone from a third world country like Nigeria,which has most of its citizenry living on one dollar per day,expend one million naira on a pair of gold encrusted and plaited snickers? The height of bovine improvidence and dissipation you would say.Tuface who comes from one of the most impoverished state in Nigeria,Benue state,couldn't as much as take into account the fact that his state is ranked the state with the highest rate of hiv and aids in nigeria.He didn't take into account the unenviable fact that benue is the least most industrially undeveloped in ratings.All of these stats is a gritty pointer of the ravaging and grinding poverty in his home,yet in his crass egotistical brazenness,he posed with these shows which can pay for the Waec and jamb forms of at least 200 pupils.These shoes carry the financial clout of providing medications to cottage hospitals.Its outrageous and preposterous that this man who many see as role model would put up a fashion faux pas as this. One of my favorite quotes: "The poor don't need charity. They need inspiration."Your phone or laptop isn't a necessity too. You could feed lots of poor people from your state if you sold them. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What They Won't Tell You At The Abortion Clinic. by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:45pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Your cervical muscle may be damaged in an abortion because the cervix is forcefully dilated. This means that your future pregnancies have a greater chance of resulting in miscarriage or premature delivery.
Damage to the uterine wall is another concern Perforation (puncturing) of the uterus, infection hemorrhage, and blood clots are only a few of the complications that you could end up with. I you do have a successful" abortion, scar tissue may still form which can cause sterilization, miscarriages and tubal pregnancies.¹ approximately two out of 10 women who abort their first pregnancy will never be able to have children again. Do you want to take that kind of risk? A good reason why one needs to know the Ho facts... |
Crime › Re: Man Caught On CCTV Taking Pictures Under A Woman's Skirt In A Supermarket by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
madridguy: Shameless fo.ol. Hehe, maybe he was testing a totometer he picked off the shelf  . |
Education › Re: Nigerian Dad Slams Atiku's American University Over Child's Report Sheet (pics) by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:33pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Lol, and even with the correction, the second sentence still doesn't compute  . |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Allegedly Dumps Girl In Hotel Room After She Spent $5000 On Room Service by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:24pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
HyDef: She'll become a master at washing dishes. For $5K, you're gonna have to wash a lot dishes  |