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Crime › Re: Sugabelly Speaks Out: 'Surviving Mustapha Audu & His Rape Brigade' by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:38pm On Nov 27, 2015
Why did you keep going backrhuh??
Business › Re: Online Business: Do People Really Sell Online In Nigeria? by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:43pm On Nov 26, 2015
Last Christmas, during one of their sales (Yakata or something like that), Konga was doing approximately N50m daily.
Phones › Re: How I Rescued My Mobile Contacts From Armed Bandits by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:29pm On Nov 26, 2015
Appswheel:
The incident occurred at Abiola Garden Bus Stop, along Ojota – Iyana woro road. On alighting from the public bus I boarded, I sighted two young men dressed in black T-shirt. There was no trace of moonlight, the bus stop was lonely too. I had the premonition that the two young men hearts were as dangerous as their looks; In the process of wishing the thought away, my fear crystallized.

Husssh… Brandishing a sharp shining portable Cutlass… they said in a low but firm voice, “cooperate with us or get a merciless treatment” I held my two hands in the air for them to remove whatever they wanted from my pockets.

While the robbery lasted, my mind was fixed on the cutlass, just a month ago, a friend had narrated how he was robbed around Stadium Bus Stop Surulere, his phone, Ipad were stolen and he was cut on the face… I muttered in my heart… A cut from this weapon will not be a funny experience o, will they cut me… what part of my body will be affected… God save me o…
For a moment there, I thought you were Dean Koontz...
Family › Re: My Husband Has Idolised Me And Now I'm Fed Up. Need Help by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:21am On Nov 26, 2015
commitcrime:
Hmmmmm


Since u want sincere mature advice. I ll oblige u.

You re a fool!

Your husband loves u so much that he dotes on u. All men would normally do that but men like me dated bitches so we transformed and became assholes.

If ur husband worships u. It is normal

It is left for u to take the obeisances in humility and reciprocate.

If u turn him into an asshole. Babe I promise u. You ve lost him forever.

P.S
I realise it is easy being an asshole than a gentleman

#TEAMASSHOLE
Her husband's behaviour is not the opposite of asshole. Far from it.
Travel › Re: 500 Nigerians Deported From The UK Arrive Lagos by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:38pm On Nov 25, 2015
So Sagamite my man dey Lag now grin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Where You Can Check If Your Name Is In Heaven Or Hell With Just N20,000 by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:51pm On Nov 25, 2015
Sounds like a good investment to me.
Phones › Re: Today's Google Doodle Symbol Kinda Offensive To The Black Race by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:21pm On Nov 24, 2015
Amaechi5:
Who saw today's Google Doodle as an offence to the black race, today Google celebrated 41st discovery of Lucy (homo sapiens fossil) in 1974 by Donald Johanson and Tom Gray in Ethiopia.The illustration showing a stylised theory of evolution from apes to humans that is human beings were apes before but if you look at the Google doodle it shows an ape that transformed into a man(black). To me this is kinda offensive as they still believe that Africans were apes before they transformed into humans.
My opinion though.
Lol, but from the animation, the ape looks caucasian naw cheesy.
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Sisi Yemmie and Genevieve Nnaji: How Actress Snubbed Blogger by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:16pm On Nov 24, 2015
You don't know if she was pressed and needed to use the toilet.

She could have been hungry, tired, depressed, etc.

Doesn't matter anyway, as all you think of is me, me, me.
Culture › Re: Why It Is Offensive To Give/Receive With Your Left Hand? by BuddhaPalm(m):
Demigods:
Only buzh people do that. Superstitious load of bullcrap
Am not sure it has anything to do with superstition.

Many many moons ago, when there wasn't tissue and co, it appears the left hand was the standard ass-wiping hand.
Romance › Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:23pm On Nov 24, 2015
craziebone:
you have a point here.
You're a big man.
Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga With 2face And Annie At His Coronation by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:03pm On Nov 24, 2015
I'm not sure Chieftaincy is coronation...
Phones › Re: Reason We All Say 'Hello' When Answering Phone Calls (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:27pm On Nov 23, 2015
hooged:
No. This is a popular hoax on internet.

Mabel Hubbard was Bell's girlfriend who he later marries on 1877. The telephone was patented in 1876.

Graham Bell actually never used the term "hello" . The first call he made was to his assistant who was in the adjoining room and he said "Come-here. I want to see you."

The word "Hello" actually came from hola which meant to stop and pay attention. Alexander Bell preferred to use Ähoy"as in the ships those days which co-incidentally was misheard by Edison.

In 1877, Edison wrote to T.B.A. David, the president of the Central District and Printing Telegraph Company of Pittsburgh:
Friend David, I do not think we shall need a call bell as Hello! can be heard 10 to 20 feet away.
What you think? Edison - P.S. first cost of sender & receiver to manufacture is only $7.00.
Thanks man.

My bullshit-o-meter was already off the charts.
Romance › Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:20pm On Nov 23, 2015
craziebone:
you are the one who call them that. The truth is, just as it is not your fault that you are attracted to a beautiful face, it is also not her fault she is attracted to the guy with a better car!

Truth is, a man needs to work before he is eligible for relationship. That's our cross as men! Women only need to be women and be physically mature to be eligible for a relationship. We are not! We need to be better than our peers. The better we are compared to them, the more likely we would land most women. I think evolution has taught us more about this.
Like really??

No.

We also evolved to make wise mate choices. An aversion to cuckoldry being at the top of the list.

A woman needs more than physical maturity to enter into a relationship with any self-respecting man.

How about her attitude, morals, level of vanity, intellect, sluttiness, etc?

She can discriminate based on whatever criteria she likes. But guys are allowed to choose based on their own criteria as well.

A woman who is attracted to you solely because of money is a very poor mate choice.

Suitable for only pump & dump, if she's still attractive.
Culture › Re: Ooni, Enitan Ogunwusi, Returns From The Forest With The Traditional Crown by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:07pm On Nov 23, 2015
My guy no dey smile again.
Romance › Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:33pm On Nov 23, 2015
craziebone:
For me, what i advice the op to do is to allow her come closer to him, don't push her away and say "you that didn't take me then, what do you want now?" i think you should allow her to come close and see how she relates with you. She may have had a true and genuine change of heart. If you just tell her to go, then it is possible that you are still hurt and you are refusing to agree that women, just like us, can have standards and that sometimes, we don't meet those standards. And that her standards, though may be above us, are not necessarily bad.
Women whose 'standards' are mostly financial are usually called a certain special name.

This name is not unrelated to gold, and mining.
Romance › Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2015
firstEVA:
All of you saying fuk her fuk her, I smh for you, not all guys are dogs
Yup.

And our spotless belle is a blames little lamb.
Romance › Re: I Don't Like The Breasst Am Seeing Whenever I Open Romance Section by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:06pm On Nov 23, 2015
Tekason:
ABEG, NA WHERE UNA DE SEE THE BOOBS?
My God! I shed real tears grin cheesy grin
Nairaland General › Re: What A Friend Did Some Minutes Ago. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:14am On Nov 23, 2015
I don did it. Good samaritan's club...

But next time, please place it further back.

Good job.
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari At Her 33rd Birthday Celebration(photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:11am On Nov 23, 2015
Bekwarra:
We know

Nadia Buari- 33, Yakubu Aiyegbeni-33, Obafemi Martins 31. So Nadia is older than Martins and agemate with Yakubu. Enough said.

Meanwhile Buhari is in Iran to meet with ISIS representatives and plan more attacks on Nigeria.
Guy you're maaaad! grin grin grin
Family › Re: Husband Seeks Dissolution Of 10 Years Marriage Over Alleged DNA Result by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:02pm On Nov 19, 2015
agarawu23:
See talk, not all men are dumb NA
For the man to drag you to court, he has the DNA confirmation.

Reunite ko manunited ni

Greedy ungrateful wife
In places like France, it is illegal to run DNA tests on your kids.
Romance › Re: While Inside A Bus Today, I Saw The Need For Women To Be Feminists by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:55pm On Nov 19, 2015
Am not sure what a feminist would have done differently.

Class act BTW. I already love this woman.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Am not Into,Show Interests In Me? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:46pm On Nov 19, 2015
hooli:
hhmmmm... your saying i am anti hot girlshuh
Nope. 'Hot' girls (how I hate to use that) are anti drooling guys.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Am not Into,Show Interests In Me? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
hooli:
on several occations,Girls i dnt Find Attractive,Show Interests In me and then the once I admire just(if am lucky) stare at me unfaced,no smile or nothing.. am speaking based on classroom encounters?
If you stop finding those you find attractive, that attractive...the tendency is that they will start to find you more attractive.
Romance › Re: Should I Propose To Her Now by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:39pm On Nov 19, 2015
win1234:
Pls pals I need an advice from you guys on an issue that is bothering me. Am a guy of 30yrs old, working class. March this yr i started a building project at home, it is at decking level now, but around September i met a girl am seriously in love with & i know she also loved me, she has all am looking for in a woman. I have prayed and no Divine objection to my choice of her.
But major set back to my proposing to her is:
1) my building project, i want to get it to a reasonable extent to reduce financial burden after marriage.
2) I don't want to keep long r/ship or courtship before marriage

Pls how do i handle this, mature minds only, do i propose to her & tell her my plans or should i stop my project and settle down firsthuh?
Without doubt, if there's any chance of this interfering, reasonably, with your project: finish your project, first.

I do hope it is an investment, this building.
Jokes Etc › Re: They Now Rent Groomsmen [See Hilarious Tweets] by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:26pm On Nov 18, 2015
Chiomie1:
Where will you see a British-bred man accept N25K as payment? huh You better increase the pay.
Currency not indicated...
Jokes Etc › Re: They Now Rent Groomsmen [See Hilarious Tweets] by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:24pm On Nov 18, 2015
For £25K I am Prince Charles grin.
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today! by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:46pm On Nov 18, 2015
Speechless3:
She looks whorish

hbd sha embarassed
grin grin
Romance › Re: This Is What Happens When You See A Bathub For The First Time In Your Life by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:41am On Nov 18, 2015
Decker:
Ekiti girl.
LMAO!

Bro, I don't know much about people from Ekiti, why are they being marked so hard?

There's also this very hilarious sketch of a guy shitting in a urinal, and the guy beside him asks, "Where are you from?" And he replied, "Ekiti" grin

So what is it about people from Ekiti?
Romance › Re: I Have Slept With Too Many Men, I’m Getting Scared by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:43pm On Nov 17, 2015
You are in good company.
Romance › Re: Should I Try More Or Move On? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2015
ALT2:
Good people of Nairaland, I am currently at a crossroad to either let a girl I love go or to try more, I've been friend with this girl for a while (2 years), during which I've asked her out once and I got that most dreaded response ( NO). The response does not seems to affect our friendship negatively as I didn't have a change in attitude towards her, but about some months ago a guy asked her out and she made him understand that she has a boyfriend (Me) and I get to know this through a mutual friend with the guy. This made me decided to ask her out again but I still got the No response which left me with a lot of questions like is she playing hard to guy? Did she just use me to chase the other guy away? Or she is truely not interested?. Though I have decided to move on, but I am not sure if I am making the right decision. Your advice and recommendations will be highly appreciated.
Girls don't play hard-to-get for 2 years. When she meets guys she likes, she sleeps with them in a matter of days.

Yes, she used you to 'chase' the other guy away.
Romance › Re: "Who Is Fvcking Her?" by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:15pm On Nov 17, 2015
delectablegyal:
Dats the question dat comes to my mind when ah see extremely pretty girls.

Who is dat dude fvcking dis fine babe?
Who are those...

FTFY.

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