₦airaland Forum

Stillfire:
Lol, buddhapalm has just dissed African tradition. Booty shaking is our art form o. It is art jor.

UjSizzle:
Tell your gf I'm sorry

UjSizzle:
It isn't. It's actually beautiful to watch ya know Like watching ballerinas...the grace....hmmmm
They just happen to be half/almost nakiid is all But they wear only enough to let your imagination take flight. Beautiful.
It's like poetry or a really good novel, where the writer leaves you guessing even to the very end; allowing you connect all the dots yourself. It's crazy because the answer is elusive, but still mesmerizing enough that you stay glued till it's over. That's primal art.


Yeah I'm a woman who doesn't mind staring at female strip tease.
What else hasn't the world seen

ayibawanemi:
DEEP!!

richfella reincarnated(i have gone through your post history and i cannot be mistaken).ever since i read your submission titled 'THE ILLUSION OF PURITY' on a certain thread.
I wish to be like you when i grow up(no shiit).i stay following your exceptional perspective on issues about how the opposite sex are wired

ihedinobi2:
Lol. I don't aspire to be a slave to my appetites. Self-control is why the world is not up in flames yet. The day we quit restraining ourselves, we will råpe and kill, pillage and burn and do everything we want to without a thought.

ihedinobi2:
By the way, strip clubs have half-nâked dancing women? I thought it was a full show. Why would I go to a strip club for half-nakëd women when I can just buy a music video or put on Soundcity?

comparing pixels on a screen to real-life, double-deluxe, feminine deliciousness in living colour

UjSizzle:
Tsk tsk. So we just go wherever the wind blows us? What happened to choice, and making of ourselves what we want to be?

UjSizzle:
Hmmm I see why Yuzedo likes you.
I'd kiss you now if I could

ihedinobi2:
The nice guy is simply the dude with moral restraint.

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
@ihedinobi, much of what you've said holds true, but saying that you can't meet a nice guy at a club,restaurant or bar.....I don't think that's right. I have a friend whose parents met at a club....and they've had a pretty amazing marriage. What I can agree with is that you don't find those guys at such places ON A REGULAR. Everybody has their definition of a good time and loud music, dance, a book, a glass of wine and TV.....the difference between a nice guy and otherwise is limits. After all there are people that sit at home and drink themselves to a standstill or smoke weed till they start seeing things.

What I see in my local government, especially the Opebi axis where I reside, baffles me. Prostitution has gone up by almost 1000%, it never used to be this bad. I think there can be a change. Something can be introduced to these girls and let them know that there’s a gift inside of them that can improve their personality and [they can] make money by working hard without having to dehumanise themselves. So really it’s the area of human productivity that’s really pulling me into public service, and that’s why I need to get on a platform to get the job done” she quipped

100Cents:
She stays close to me. She monitors everything I do. She told me today that my neighbors now give her information if another lady visits my house.

Like play, she is my church member. Sometimes on getting up to go home after service, after saying the grace, I find out she has been sitting behind me and close to me all this while. It repeated today again. How she knows where I seat in a 2000 seater church is what I don't understand.

I stopped picking her calls 2 weeks ago and thought that all this has ended since I saw her getting back again with her boyfriend. For where, she cornered me today again. To worsen matters, when she calls all day and i dont pick, she comes to knock on my gate by evening when she knows i am home.

Truth be told, I don't love her. If not, I would have settled for her to compensate her excess love for me. Worse off, I am in love with someone else who has been away for 6 months. My lover is coming home in 2 weeks time.

How do I end this madness in 2 weeks ? My lover trusts me more than her parents self.

Pdizzle:
You seem to be a good man who's really in love. That woman is dangerous, if you end up with her, you won't live long.

Purehuman:
Few months ago, I decided to visit her. She told me she'll introduce me to the guy as her cousin because she doesn't want the guy to hurt me (he's a cultist). I wasn't comfortable but I played along due to much persuasion. Whenever the guy comes around, the guy will be calling her "baby" and holding her like his girlfriend, she will visit the guy at his place, they'll hangout for long but when I decide to hangout, she will start complaining. What tipped me off again was she accidentally opened a picture where they're on the bed together. I got pissed and decided that I'm leaving her. Infact, I nearly wanted to travel that day but it was due to the fact, it was night. She begged and begged that she only snapped with him but she didn't do anything.

ihedinobi2:
After reading a friend's latest entries in her diary, I thought about writing my "closing" arguments on friendzoning and "nice guys finish last". I decided that it isn't worth my energy right now. But I'll say the following and leave it at that:

Friendzoning is an act of selfishness. This is because love is beautiful when you're the recipient. When someone loves you, they make you a very high priority in their lives. You benefit a lot from that. They're always there for you. You can count on that. If you have any kind of need, they will be right there to stretch themselves and provide it. But here's where it gets tough: love is vastly expensive to the lover. The lover spends a very difficult kind of currency - themselves. Where do you replenish such expenses? Only from other people who love you in the same degree.

Opytim:
we are always the products of our thoughts, think positive and always expect positive things to happen you.

eleojo23:
^^Future is an illusion? While you live in today, can't you also stop to think about tomorrow? Methinks many (i can't say all) marriages fail because guys/girls were busy having fun, never thinking of the future and creating problems they never knew would come up later in their marriages.

Does the write-up suggest a rigid thought process to you? Methinks it's a rigid thought process for you to think that guys who stop to think about their future marriages have a rigid thought process.

eleojo23:
I've lived my life alone all this time but now I feel the need to find you, the person who will finally make my life complete. I'm a man with flaws, yes I'm not perfect and I know you are not perfect also and I don't expect you to be.

NEROSKY:
Walk away for God sake! Are you stvpid

Vicboi:
pls my fellow people of nairaland pls I need an answer to this question or solution
on Friday as I was chatting with a lady from my department at futo she asked me a question "what do u want from me" and immediately I became speechless and this particular question has been asked to me serval times and i don't relli know what to say plz what does it mean ? pls no insults

happy weekends

chikasin4:
DearBunmi, 
My problem is my husband. Before we got married, he was very descent and a gentleman. Since we got married, however, he has turned into what can best be described as an animal. He likes to have sexual intercourse in unusual and perverted ways. Although we have a comfortable bed, he likes to lay me on a hard floor. He asked me to suck him. I want to please him in this, but the thing is so large, it always makes me choky. I never asked him to do anything abnormal so why has he turned into someone I now fear? 
It has got to a point where I hate making love to him. I have even thought of running away. 
Uche, by e-mail.

ORAFA:
See Hon Members of Parliament
Western House of Assembly in 1962 !
Nigerian politicians never learnt from
the past!

moststylish:
why will i pay 2500 for 4.5gig when i can get 3gig wih 1k from glo #glo with pride