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CoolFreeday:
Nice. pretty little girl

You've just been added to a list.

Partnerbiz:
I dont know the comedian though.
The girl is handsome. Yes handsome. You can say a woman is handsome. You musnt use beautiful. Source: Oxford Dico. 7th edn.
Don't argue with me. I am an English pundit.

Well, try telling your mum she's handsome.

Let's see how that goes.

Hehehe...I lost it at "how did you get here?"

An2elect2:
yuck

mod: Jesus didn't need physical protection, but "his earth representative" is using a bullet proof car. LOL

Peter cut off someone's ear with a magic wand remember.

emeijeh:
Which one is before hé retires?

Were you cursed or barred from scoring again?
Or you now a defender?



I don't understand

You don't understand...

He's now a Keeper.

If someone accosts you with a knife comply or run.

gbegemaster:
Straightup. They tell you that their daughter is not for sale.

...in Nigeria.

It's another matter in Italy though

josephine123:
[b]lol...a whistleblower will soon buy house in banana island .. 2.

And you believe that?

ChiefSweetus:
BuddhaPalm

Uzo my man...

Tell the fine gentleman to explain time zones, GPS and the earth's shadow during a lunar eclipse.

The heavenly bodies we can see with our eyes are also round, it would be odd if ours were shaped differently.

BabaAduras:
Without casting aspersions on Gov Bello, the question for those in authority is do they respect their position? Respect begets Respect.

On the other hand, I think what Gov Bello did is commendable. Only God knows his motive, but for a Muslim to joint a Christian gathering without special invitation is highly commendable - it portrays a mature mind.

And he also removed his cap.

4dor:
Actually, home grown terrorists are responsible for most of these attacks. Refugees are a small fraction.

Hehe, so the current crop of refugees are still "growing" and will unleash "peace" in the next generation?

Ifeconwaba:
kill all Muslims and the world will have peace, nonsense terrorist religion

You'll be in for a shock...

Hitler wasn't Muslim.

refiner:
In Romans 9 vs 16...so then it is not of him that willeth,nor of him that runneth,but of God that sheweth mercy.

That means God is selective of whom to show mercy to,why that?...are we not all his creatures?...we can see this in the case of jacob and esau...he showed mercy to jacob unlike esau...

Peter and judas iscariot...peter was showed mercy but judas was doomed to die...

Saul and david....

And lots of biblical cases...

Not everyone will receive the mercy of God...some are doomed to die no matter how many years spent on the earth...God spares only those he wish to and destroy others...

Little wonders why someone will commit a particular sin,will go scot free but someone else that commit that same sin might die.....

So doesnt it mean that God is a partial God?...state your opinion without insults...

You're beginning to ask some important questions.

The God who made the ever precise laws of nature can't possibly be partial.

If you threw Mother Theresa, Idi Amin, Oyedepo and Vlad the Impaler out a helicopter, they'll ALL hit the ground - and at the same time.

These are healthy questions you're asking. Many people are terrified to.

Don't be afraid to question other things that don't add up.

You won't go to hell. You will instead gain self-autonomy.

nzeobi:
If all these are done for cattle headers, what then will the govt do for goat and those into poultry and other livestock business.

Hehehe

Cows are more equal than chicken and goats...

Poster is mischievous.

Present the house from the same angle.

This one na plastic surgery.

See how well this girl can express herself.

ILAB:
Malachi 3:8-10,deut 14:22-30. Your tithe is God's own,which is needed to be taken to the church. If you wana give to the less privilege, den remove from the remaining with you to help them(seed sowing).Do not rob God,itz an instruction from God,let no man brain wash you telling you d pastors will devour dem.if u give,God knows and any pastor who refuse to do d needful with it will be judged by God.and the truth is our men of God must eat from the gift you bring to church itx not a sin only wen dey devour wat is not xpected of them.

Do you abide by all the other Old Testament laws?

If not, why?

martineverest:
no sir.....jesus christ said helping the needy is the best way to help God....mattew twenty five vs thirty five to fouty

So God now needs help?

monex:
It takes a man at least 20 times more discipline than a woman to resist sexual immorality.

Sorry sir, nope.

Most girls you know have sex every week.

Women are as sexed, if not more than us. They just require more discretion.

They don't give 2 sh1ts about morality. Their inhibitions are social, not moral.

Once it's the right man, with the right bait, it's bye bye discipline.

PaperLace:
Not again !!
A woman would work like you, and come back late. Rushes into the kitchen to prepare dinner. Bathes the kids, checks their assignment and prepares for the next day. She does this all through the week days,weekend she is up again doing house chores and cooking.

She goes to church and the time she should use praying for the family's' progress, she spends it praying against side chicks.

Will some of you male folks die if you have a lil conscience and treat your wives the way you want to be treated? Why add to her problems and worries. These side chicks have never been through labour or nursing a child. Then you feel it's right to compare them to your wives? I know it's not easy _but women should stop killing themselves for community husbands. You'll die and he'll marry the next week!

Wicked people everywhere!! This goes out to both gender, be just in your dealings. There'll always be someone hotter than your spouse, whatsoever change you wanna see in your spouse, communicate in love and work towards it together.

Division of labour...

Wife takes care of all those wifely things while the side- chic does the side-chic thing.

One thing.

Wife & side chic, who do you think will give better quality, push-button, on-demand sex?

There's a reason consultants and specialists, who have narrowed their fields, exist.

gregyboy:
I always drive myself out wen I don't do assignment I didn't to do that apart from am always in class

...your manhood lives on...

SS1 Chemistry class.

Teacher: Name the characteristics of pure water.

People were giving serious answers.

Being the jester I was, I blurted out: "comes in a satchet"

My peers reacted as expected...

Teacher: Buddhapalm, get out of my class.

BuddhaPalm got out

Swizdoe:
[color=#006600]He signed up for it lol....

I no like trouble, but the day a female will mistakenly misbehave for my side, I will mistakenly give her the beating of her life...

You don't live in the real world...

The way White Knights will appear from the woodwork and mend you ehh.

If a woman hits you, leave.

Once you retaliate, you can't win.

Ishilove:
Is that all you think of when you see a woman?

When he sees a pretty girl, shebi he's supposed to think: "Wow, look at that fine geh, I'll love to discuss astronomy with her"

ReneeNuttall:
This story is not complete, you didn't tell us why u refused going with ur hubby and his mum,since u are the one that initiated the idea of going to check the land....it seems u are not in good terms with ur mother in-law...pls am not justifying what ur husband said,in fact he was very wrong to av used dat word.

But then again,u ought to have know that men are emotionally attached to their mothers,while women to their dad,hence u shouldn't have denied going since the mom is going too.Also the way u replied him,wen u told him u are not going since the mom is accompanying him,might have made him get angry....just my thought though...keep praying and hoping for the best.

She wanted to go with her husband, what is he bringing his mum along for?

TPAND:
are you kidding... a wild animal that is meant for the zoo is presented to an oba as a mark of respect. This is Babarism at its peak

They should be in the wild.

GlorifiedTunde:
This man thinks its that easy to satisfy a woman

You just registered in the hypertension care unit.

That's not the goal.

The goal is for them to satisfy him