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siraj1402:
She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closest to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, 'Tarty Tausan'!

Blood of Zachariah!!!!!

BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.
Good morning friends.

Harun111:
I met this 22 years old girl 1 year ago. We both got along and decided to settle down together.when we met she told me her past and one of the thing she told me about her past is she had a baby when she was 15years. She asked me if my family will allow me to marry her I said that should be my decision.

i went ahead to Introduced her to my family which all of them accepted her. but recently my younger brother finds out she once gave birth,he then went ahead to tell my family about it. and they have called the family meeting which I was asked to appear on Sunday. my problem here is I love her so much and we are planning to settle down together this year and my family will want to stop me from marrying her. most her things her in my house. Am kinda confused I don't know Wat to do. Am going through some emotional pains rite now. I don't know if I should tell her, any time she calls my heart beat. Please I need ur advice..

skypeme:
She isn't cheating on me and my marriage will not break IJN

decatalyst:
Obviously not a Yoruba girl...wait o, nah OPEYEMI be her name.


Definitely a spoilt brat with no respect. Though the father should have spoken to her directly sha, but the child shouldn't question the medium the father chose to address her.

Her mom is also being dragged in the mud...

jerryunit48:
White men can't jump haven't you heard?

LAFO:
In as much I don't believe it's juju. Pls can you give a scientific reason for this?

Cutehector:
A sensible and ungreedy father won't demand all these...

Arthurwinner:
i rather not marry at all than cheat on a woman i took to the alter on my very matrimonial bed

PaulKillerman:
A desk officer in a pool office .

helpforever:
Whenever I am Hot, I masturbate and I think that has worsened my issue. I have been masturbating since 2011 when this happened

Nne5:
Why would anyone steal from a man with Pa super do as name.The name alone is Sth else.


Op where can I get uncensored pictures of 'the fair one'.Since the 'black one' is married,no need looking.

NOETHNICITY:
Having a female as boss is one the most unfortunate tin that can happen to a man.
They bring their domestic frustrations to the offc.
This is made worse if her husband is unable to give her ogasm. Everybody for offc own don done be That.

bestspoke:
Found ke olodo ...you are talking about that tortoise in the palace.

Fifthcolumnist:
Is there something in my eyes or is it really 99bn I see up there? odikwa egwu o

Stonerboi:
Point of correction, bro... Weed does not cause madness. In fact, it has more health benefits than most drugs and pills u take.

Stop spreading this false belief

QuietHammer:
My flat,headed brother from the east. We shall die in this Nigeria together. Amen. One Nigeria!

emfaldo:
Nigeria is d only country Dat gives unnecessary attention/fame to irrelevant issue wat/who is hush pappi? Is he d new acting Citizen?

Ashl:
It's allowed. It's called Pro Bono

progress69:
U never get sense. So u don't know lawyers can fight a case for u without a dime with the agreement of getting a percentage of whatever is awarded to u? In b/w the babe is Canadian based, she strips, a singer...abi u think say $1 na 1naira?
If she hired Keyamo or not is inconsequential, did he lick pussssy, have 3 sum or not? All these lame defense and excuses of being sponsored is irrelevant. I am from Edo state, the man is well known over there. So keep quite!

McKayConcept:
hope all the critics are hiding under shame now as apostle Suleiman prophesied as he was commanded that otobo will give her final confession withing 24hrs and it was so.
the devil and all his supporters has failed, otobo has confessed openly that the saga was a complete set up.
for all those who were happy and pouring childish comments may God forgive u and give u common sense

Abudu2000:
What?

I specifically saw that name there with my own eyes, too bad i didn't screen shot it.... Ahh MOG fall my hands, to think i was even sticking up for him makes me guilty right now.....But why now Why are all my heroes falling or is it wrong to believe in mentors anymore


I don't go to church but every weekend i subscribe just to stream his Sunday services live and i have been doing that since 2013.....

Wait a minute,does god even exist?? Is there even heaven or hell fire or they are juat threats used my mog to extort people

2shur:
U white garment ritualistss
Who throw food to birds as sacrifice
Amd worship a useless god of money
Hypnotize ppls wives
Dupe them
Fuc them
Impregnate them
Cast a spell on them
And change ppls destinys.
Fuc u guys.
If i have any of u guys as neighbours im gonna beat the juju out of u.
Fucking ritualists
Who use special soap
Special cream
Special mirror
Fuking ritualists.
Avoid these hell bound ppl.
They use ogunmeh always.
Avoid them.
Dirty ass ppl
They church is always located close to dist bins
Or dirty places.
Spit on u ugly ass tribal marks bastards men

ApostleSuleiman:
Mtcheeeeeeewwww. ?.