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Celebrities › Re: GLO Drops Psquare As Brand Ambassadors by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2016
nedu2000:
Why terminate Peter/paul's contract for a crime committed by Peter?...GLO no sabi say dem don break?
You can't rob Peter to pay Paul grin
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Flaunts Curves In Skin Tight Lace Jumpsuit (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:23am On Feb 24, 2016
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Bros, e be like say this your Illuminati no be original...

Only $5k per month?

And did you mention work? I am NOT interested in any work. I just want a big, fat, cash-minting illuminati box in my room, that money floods out of, whenever I open it.

Do you have the forms for that one?
Christianity Etc › Re: Buhari Told Me Why People Can’t Shout ‘Nagode Allah’ In Nigeria – Mbaka by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:04pm On Feb 23, 2016
johnydon22:
It will be an interesting season film when Mbaka turns into a wailer... i can see coming very very soon ..

Quote me anywhere when it starts to happen
Forms yaf finish.

He will have to look in the black-market.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:28pm On Feb 23, 2016
Some people are going to 'chop' it...in ABUNDANCE grin.
Family › Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:26pm On Feb 23, 2016
yommys01:
I got married on Saturday 20th of February 2016. We were in an hotel till Monday, wanted us to stay longer but she refused saying she wants to go home ( that used to be my house).

Ever since we got home yesterday ( Monday), she has been crying. Called her mom, she prayed for her, my mom called her too and prayed for her.

She stopped crying for a while, we woke up with another round of crying this morning.

This is breaking my heart. I hate to cry as it often leads me to depression now I am close to tears myself.

I don't know if I have done something wrong or what to do. It is hurting as she cries.

When we were dating, she finds it difficult without her family for long " oh, I am already missing my dad, I am already missing my siblings" could this be the reason?

One day she came to mine from home as we have Dr appointment early and she lives in another state, she got to mine and 1 hour later she wanted to go home. "I am missing my dad sha" which got me annoyed then.

Could it be that the crying now is linked? She is 25 and I am 30 and we spent quite some time together before marriage. The fact we used to be together for so long makes it more confusing. This is a house she has always been in why the crying now?

It is hurting me. Badly and I am confused.

What do I do?
Lol, this is rather funny.

I believe this is where you tease the sh1t out of her.

And for the record, I find the bolded rather disturbing...
Business › Re: Ibadan Firm Exported Nine Billion Dollars Industrial Starch. by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:25pm On Feb 19, 2016
$9B kehuh

All these lies you people are sharing.
Politics › Re: Rickey Tarfa Bribed Justice Yunusa With N225, 000. Premium Times by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
masseratti:
Drama at its peak,we need more hands at efcc,those guys are becoming gestapos,not holding briefs for the san ricky tafar,but the efcc is funny thinking 250k will b able to sway a judge,
Btw if u guys dont know check your facts very well,the san is APC.lawyer.
That's not the point.

There shouldn't be contact between them - at all, at all.
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Oyakhilome Gets Divorce Certificate by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:21pm On Feb 18, 2016
Dirkcoyt:
Honestly the world need to revert back to just giving birth and no marriage.
Aren't we back already?
Politics › Re: Governor Umahi Inspecting The Thickness Of A Concrete-Based Road by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:08am On Feb 18, 2016
Parallax nigger!
Family › Re: Help!!..did I Marry The Wrong Lady? by BuddhaPalm(m):
yemi16:
I am used to going back to her to apologize just to let peace reign ...but this time i have had it upto my neck..!!!!...

I dont intend apologizing one bit as i am sure i did her no wrong......

Now i am thinking deeply.....did i really overlooked the signs...?...did i really marry the wrong lady??....

Please i need your advise on how best to manage this...

Admin..pls help to update this on fp..i really need lots of advice at the moment.

Thanks.
Therein lies your problem.

You didn't marry the wrong woman. You've not exactly been wearing the pants.

Whenever you give a woman too much leeway, no matter how seemingly well-behaved she is, she becomes insufferable.

NOBODY, ever, should tell you how to spend YOUR MONEY, most of all in YOUR HOUSE!
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Fires Jude Okoye, Exposes Some Secrets by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:45am On Feb 18, 2016
fulfillbill:
This people and their publicity stunt

Is this the beginning of their end?
This is not a stunt.

They are causing irreparable damage to their brand. Can't be a stunt.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Fires Jude Okoye, Exposes Some Secrets by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:42am On Feb 18, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
Well.

Why is it now that Peter is insisting he doesn't want Jude anymore?

Something tells me there is a little birdie whispering ideas to Peter. I pray he doesn't end up like Dbanj.
It appears the Jude guy doesn't accord him enough respect.

And my guy has just about had it.
Phones › Re: Smile 4G Network Now In Lagos, Abuja, PH, Onitsha, Ibadan, Kaduna, Benin & Asaba by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:34am On Feb 17, 2016
shithapuns:
REDUCE YOUR PRICE,
UNLIMITED IS 20K/MONTH!
That's a fantastic deal man.

You could split 10K with a neighbour. Or get a plan commensurate with your 'pocket'.
Music/Radio › Re: Watch Official VIDEO| D’banj – Emergency by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:42pm On Feb 16, 2016
This is really NICE. Authentic and beautiful too.

Easy 8/10.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Phyno Playing Video Games by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2016
And you guys didn't see Lil Wayne in the corner.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Budget Riddled With Errors Puts Graft War In Doubt -bloomberg by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:51pm On Feb 15, 2016
Point of correction...

The budget isn't "riddled with errors". It is riddled with kworruption.

Those figures didn't appear there in error, people intentionally put them there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m):
madjune:
The referee killed the game.

Arsenal can't ever beat Leicester fair and square.

They should bury their heads on shame having won the way they did.

Leicester. ...you are a stronger team

Better than the rest. Truth be said.
Lol. How did they win?

What matters most is who has 3 points in the bag.

Even almighty Barcelona resorts to diving when tiki-taka doesn't work.

And you should be complaining too, about Leicester's PK.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:19pm On Feb 14, 2016
ejibaba:
I have always know arsenal is the only team that can give this guy's work and even win them. Chelsea will do also since they have improved. I wish wenger the league he deserves it.
If wishes were horses...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:18pm On Feb 14, 2016
Ekaka1:
That stupid Leicester player with the rash challenge with 30 secs to go will regret that silly foul for a long time to come
I tell you.
Romance › Re: Funny Valentine Pictures. by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:15pm On Feb 14, 2016
Hongbenga:
When you buy your girlfriend a phone and another
man buys her airtime that's called "Division of
Labour"otherwise called Buhari budget
When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another
man removes it that's called
"Separation of Powers" eg Supreme Court vs tribunal
When you pay your girlfriend's fees and another man
pays her rent that's called "Partnership" eg Saraki,
APC gangs with PDP
When your girlfriend says she is not ready for sex
and another man gets her pregnant. That's called
"Deregulation".
When you are paying your girlfriend's bills and she's
busy sleeping with another man that is called
"Parallel Market" eg Naira while banks are smiling for
illicit fix
When you nurse a girlfriend for a long time and
someone else married her
That "Full Privatization" eg Kogi governor Bello.happy val!
This is funny as hell. Please format properly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:53pm On Feb 14, 2016
Bullshit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:47pm On Feb 14, 2016
Tension wan kii me...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle (5 - 1) On 13th February 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:55pm On Feb 13, 2016
All these goals you guys are sharing...diaris godu o!
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2016
fiftynaira:
Am beginning to love this man
That's the plan.

Look closer. What do you think he's doing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle (5 - 1) On 13th February 2015 by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:11pm On Feb 13, 2016
prinzfavian:
I just dnt like this futbol club called chelsea, I just dnt knw!
If they play aginst real madrid I will still support madrid irresptive of them being my arch-rival club.

Its gives Me joy to see chelsea loose. So Newcastle lets start the show. Can still remember that perfect finish frm cisse some years ago. Wish it can happen again. . . Chelsea to loose.cheesy
tongue

Everyday no be Christmas.
Christianity Etc › Re: Peller: 'TB Joshua, Oyakhilome Use Charms To Perform Miracles' by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:08pm On Feb 13, 2016
@ Sarassin

My oga, what's your opinion.
Romance › Re: Scared Of Making Love With Her, Help! by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:23pm On Feb 13, 2016
bigneorapz:
SCARED OF MAKING LOVE WITH HER

Please my fellow nairalanders, this issue has been hangin on my neck for so long that i have to finally cut it off. This happened again yesterday which resulted in a fierce quarrel between me and my side chic. The thing is we've been makin love with each other for over sometime now but am not always comfortable with her cosa the fact that she's that nocturnal type and even in the afternoon she'll still prefer the lights been off. But that's not really the main problem. What's disturbin me now is why she doesn't allow me to touch her p**sy not to talk of suckin it as she's that clean type. And because of this, i barely finish makin love with her without us gettin mad with eachother like it happened yesterday. Please what's the secret behind her action? Is she hidin anything from me?. The girl is very pretty and her skin complexion is fair and smooth. Just wanna know cos my girlfriend don't act that way with me. Thanks
Funny post.

First, she's most likely just self-conscious about her body.

Compliment her...lavishly perhaps.

And be very specific. Tell her she has lovely breasts, skin, etc. And let her know how seeing them turns you on so much.

And on your second point...women are different - kind of. Some will not even kiss you, but will offer you their vagina all-you-can-eat buffet style.

And for some, the very idea of someone touching or putting their mouth close to a nyamanyama orifice that's an outlet for blood and urine disgusts them to no end.

Ironically, some other far more gifted ones will blow a c0ck that just came of their ass.

Upbringing and socialization man...

You either take what's on offer, if she can't easily adapt to your tastes, or you carry your load go.
Romance › Re: Val: Post The Pics Of You And Ur Bae And Let C The Most Beautiful Couple Here. by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:28pm On Feb 12, 2016
dongilly:
Me n her!
My man is genuinely stricken.

Lovely pic.
Celebrities › Re: Phyno Records From His Toilet (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:03pm On Feb 11, 2016
INTROVERT:
Restroom would have been better ok, op....
Which one be restroom again. Do you go to the toilet to rest?
Politics › Re: What The NewYork Times Said About Nigerians. Photo Attached. by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:59pm On Feb 11, 2016
PayPalKing:
It's not his fault. Shey na we make mistake vote am in. 2019 is around the corner sad
E go hard to use vote commit this man o.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Spent N825bn On Travel Allowances, Stationery, Others In 3 Years – FG by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:55pm On Feb 11, 2016
petkoffDrake:
So dullard wants to retalliate or what? sad
I dont get it, instead of telling d president thAt he should reduse d issue of travelling to d whole world, they are ther blaming oga jona yet again.
If jona has broken d law, what stops them from arresting him? huh
While they are at it, they might as well go to the beginning and tell us how much Lord Lugard spent.

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