₦airaland Forum

madjune:
The referee killed the game.

Arsenal can't ever beat Leicester fair and square.

They should bury their heads on shame having won the way they did.

Leicester. ...you are a stronger team

Better than the rest. Truth be said.

ejibaba:
I have always know arsenal is the only team that can give this guy's work and even win them. Chelsea will do also since they have improved. I wish wenger the league he deserves it.

Ekaka1:
That stupid Leicester player with the rash challenge with 30 secs to go will regret that silly foul for a long time to come

Hongbenga:
When you buy your girlfriend a phone and another
man buys her airtime that's called "Division of
Labour"otherwise called Buhari budget
When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another
man removes it that's called
"Separation of Powers" eg Supreme Court vs tribunal
When you pay your girlfriend's fees and another man
pays her rent that's called "Partnership" eg Saraki,
APC gangs with PDP
When your girlfriend says she is not ready for sex
and another man gets her pregnant. That's called
"Deregulation".
When you are paying your girlfriend's bills and she's
busy sleeping with another man that is called
"Parallel Market" eg Naira while banks are smiling for
illicit fix
When you nurse a girlfriend for a long time and
someone else married her
That "Full Privatization" eg Kogi governor Bello.happy val!

fiftynaira:
Am beginning to love this man

prinzfavian:
I just dnt like this futbol club called chelsea, I just dnt knw!
If they play aginst real madrid I will still support madrid irresptive of them being my arch-rival club.

Its gives Me joy to see chelsea loose. So Newcastle lets start the show. Can still remember that perfect finish frm cisse some years ago. Wish it can happen again. . . Chelsea to loose.

bigneorapz:
SCARED OF MAKING LOVE WITH HER

Please my fellow nairalanders, this issue has been hangin on my neck for so long that i have to finally cut it off. This happened again yesterday which resulted in a fierce quarrel between me and my side chic. The thing is we've been makin love with each other for over sometime now but am not always comfortable with her cosa the fact that she's that nocturnal type and even in the afternoon she'll still prefer the lights been off. But that's not really the main problem. What's disturbin me now is why she doesn't allow me to touch her p**sy not to talk of suckin it as she's that clean type. And because of this, i barely finish makin love with her without us gettin mad with eachother like it happened yesterday. Please what's the secret behind her action? Is she hidin anything from me?. The girl is very pretty and her skin complexion is fair and smooth. Just wanna know cos my girlfriend don't act that way with me. Thanks

dongilly:
Me n her!

INTROVERT:
Restroom would have been better ok, op....

PayPalKing:
It's not his fault. Shey na we make mistake vote am in. 2019 is around the corner

petkoffDrake:
So dullard wants to retalliate or what?
I dont get it, instead of telling d president thAt he should reduse d issue of travelling to d whole world, they are ther blaming oga jona yet again.
If jona has broken d law, what stops them from arresting him?

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

menabae:
lolz true to that... Such men can be gentle to women.. but the day u will push dem to the wall then u will land ur sef on hospital bed half dead

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

nouvelle:
Her story keeps getting better. It reminds me of cinderella story. TY Bello is the fairy godmother. The bottom line is that her time has come. When God remembers you, there's no stopping you. I wish her all the best.

chimerase2:
Morale lesson pls?

baby124:
Imagine fellow Nigerians trying to sabotage their own country. Please find these fraudsters and shoot them dead.

chivic:
Most Nigerians will agree with me that among the current ministers,Fashola is one that that stands out and with him in this current cabinet, a lot of us have great optimism that at least he will deliver.
In fact, Buhari's exclusive trust and believe in him made him to attach a combination of portfolios to him,believing that once he can deliver, then his administration would receive a lot of applause. It is worth mentioning that Fashola's success can earn Buhari a return ticket.

However,the recent increase in electricity tariff is not only shocking,but heart rending.
What went wrong?who advice him?who has brainwashed our guy? is there something at the presidency that makes people with good intention to begin to think upside down? Would Fashola in his smart reasoning ability have taken this, if it has been proposed in the last administration?does it make sense at all?
How on earth will the government increase Tariff for no light?are we not already paying more than what we get?Why don't the tell us that once we start receiving light on an average of 12 hours per day,then the Tariff of that area,region or Zone will be increased.?

Something has gone wrong!If even Fashola can confidently think like this,then we need an emergency prayer.






They should deliver service first before increasing Tariff. We are currently paying more than we are getting.And yet they are forcing us to pay more again for a futuristic promise. We need to occupy Nigeria for this.

Boss13:
I don't know why Nigerians are complaining about these pastors. Churches in Nigeria are social clubs. Even as I write this, many will come highly to defend their own church. However, these are organizations designed to benefit only the board of trustees and sometimes the board of trustee is just the pastor himself. Members get little or no benefit belonging to such social clubs.

If a rational thinking person do a mere calculation of the amount donated in church and still feels comfortable, then such person should not complain when the same pastor is screwing members in a 5* hotel in London or having a beach party wearing Versace.

You can serve God in your home. Stop giving these men your hard earned money for them to live the good life whilst you keep on dreaming. Please you are not giving God your money, it is the pastor that rakes in the profits. If you think tithe and offerings make one rich, then Dangote, Bill Gate, Mark Zukerberg will never be rich men. Trust me, they are not Christians.

Your pastor is deceiving you!

luvmijeje:
Who the heck are the forces? I hate this kind of helpless statement. The health minister should the needful by reporting the forces to the EFCC.

debojyde:
This is not a rant... This looks more like a calculated feedback to his critics. ......I didn't know oliseh's vocabulary was this good

OBTMOS:
It baffles me when nairalanders come online to beg for likes. I will be like do seun pay these people per like? It happens on facebook,instagram, e.t.c.