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Souljeezy:
definitely gay...

Not really.

(S)He's more like a woman trapped in a man's body.

Our biology can get fvcked up sometimes.

payges:
Nigerian Music Lovers are still reeling from the news that Popular Hit making Twins, P-Square, have split and will each be pursuing solo careers under new, separate management. However, despite the frequent rants Peter Okoye embarked on recently, leading up to the break up, many have wondered what the real reason behind the split was.


Well, news bits reaching our desk seem to point towards the fact that their WIVES may have played a role in the separation. Our mole in the Okoye household told us "Paul had an affair with Peter's wife. That is why Peter is angry. Paul says he didn't mean to hurt his brother when he and Peter's wife were involved in some sort of affair.
Our Mole also told us that Paul's wife got wind of it and as a revenge plot, also had an affair with Peter.
As we were about to go to press, our mole clarified that the "Affair" in question was not a sexual affair.

The Affair in question actually involves trying to sign Cynthia Morgan away from Northside records.

So technically, the P-Square split can actually be blamed on THREE WOMEN (and their brother Jude), which lends further credence to the Nigerianism; "Its always the woman's fault".
More of this in Subsequent bulletins.

My goodness.

In everything you are doing, remember diaris goduuu!

obailala:
High nutrient hybrid grass seedlings are to be imported and planted in the reserves; the grasses are not being imported for the cows to eat. Similar example is Malaysia importing palm seeds from Nigeria many years ago for 'planting.' Today they are one of the largest producers (and largest exporter) of palm oil, producing a thousand times more than Nigeria and raking in almost $20billions annually.

Bros, that Malaysia gist is a myth.

EreluY:
THAT'S GONNA BE CRAZY...POTENTIAL RETURN OF THE KKK?

Don't believe everything you read in the news.

gbens2000:
They are made for life already,and it doesn't better the situation of the economy,atleast we cannot weep for them.

Even Bill Gates isn't made for life.

Someone's gonna tap that a**.

Regally...

sprinter101:
Give me 10million pounds,i no try wati she do so,even if dem say d lion are trained or d lion no get teeth sef for mouth,i no try am

Lol, those are still cubs.

Wow, so touchery na offence

cruzita:
bad habits die-hard

FTFY.

Wulfruna:
You already started the insults with the sentence in bold.

I thought that too...

But given that he's Indian, I assure you, that was not quite what he meant to say.

Kinda nuanced. He meant to say colonization instead of enslavement.

@IndianBwoy

Nice thread. Do keep it coming.

Wow, so murder is a lesser evil than the so called sodomy?

Lol, these guys didn't study moments (Physics).

If they did, they'd have positioned the cars differently.

prettynerd:
My fellow nairalanders pls help, I've seen different people come here for advice and are helped.
My younger sisters aged 18 and 15 are becoming wayward, sleeping and dating different boys and men, I've talked, better still adviced them severally as an elder sister, but it has all fell on deaf ears which is making me very sad and ashame of them, I'm still strugling to finish my education in the university, my mum called that the 18 year old did not sleep at home last night and has not returned, only for them to find out she slept at a guy's house.
All because our parent are not financially buoyant and strict, I don't know what to do anymore, pls advice what I can do to stop them before they ruin their lives totally,

There's really nothing you can do.

Nothing.

Looks like ADHD.

You should get a professional opinion though.

xreal:
You are right. I met a Youth Corp member serving here, he is also a tailor. He schooled and learnt tailoring in Aba.

Though, his style is Igboish and english. But, he is a wizard in tailoring.
He told me he wasn't as good as an average Aba tailor, I can't imagine how good an average Aba tailor will be.

Lol, what's that!

ogaontop:
LETS PROMOTE ND SUPPORT MADE IN NIGERIA, THATS HOW WE WILL GROW ND BE IMPORT INDEPENDENT!

Our purchasing power is not even that much.

Instead, what we should aim to do is H-export...

AnodaIT:
So to propose now na ceremony

Lol. Proposal ceremony...

bettercreature:
Cheated death? He must be prosecuted and jailed if he is still alive.We have to start doing the right thing in this country
prosecute him even if he is confirmed dead and chain his tomb if found guilty

As if a Driver's licence means a thing in Nigeria.

Did you take a driving test when you were issued yours?

Joy1706:
Good luck with that. I don't think any sane lady will marry a man in this era without doing registry marriage. I for one will do all three.

What are the advantages of this - to a woman - as opposed to Church & Trad?

Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.

Girlfriend Training Rule #1: Do not reward bad behaviour.

If you want any unwanted behaviour to stop, punish it.

Your attention is the ultimate reward. Give it when she does things that please you, and withhold it when she doesn't.

Why do you want to marry this girl by force? The only condition that should earn your commitment is that a woman is superbly well behaved.

Your behaviour is the cause of her shitty behaviour.

Treat her how she deserves to be treated.

akoladejesu:
U killed urself cos of an ordinary Nigerian Girl? I pity u. Am sure ur soul will never rest in peace cos the gods of the land are vexing. .....
Oponu ni bobo yen sha........

They appear to be Ghanaians.

danduchi:
Another Twist To The Story
Sonia (now Wuraola Otiti) was previously married to former
Jigawa Governor Saminu Turaki. Her marriage packed up
due to a scandal involving her twin pregnancy because
Turaki was battling impotency at that time.
The marriage packed up after the twins died at birth.
Sonia now Wuraola who was a UNIBEN dropout reportedly
dated former Deputy Senate Majority leader, Abdul Ningi for
a while. Their affair crashed over allegations of infidelity.
Wuraola is still legally married to a Lebanase billionaire
named Eli Khoury.
Eli Khoury was the third man in Wuraola’s life.
Wura who is in her early 30s met Eli and relocated to Dubai
in 2015..
As at mid last year, she still flaunts him on the social media
as her husband. She has since deleted all her social media accounts. Why did the Ooni got entangled with this highly controversial lady?
Why did he change her name from Itohan Sonia Obahan to
Wuraola Zainab Otiti??
Why did he tell his friends Wuraola bears the same name as
his late mother if he has nothing to hide??
Anyway, we wish the King and his new Queen a blissful
marriage.

And some people are here still searching for husband #1.

She should setup some kind of consultancy.

BigIyanga:
" Abacha was not corrupt" GMB

A man of integrity - with foresight - he was.

Rainy days stash...

Diddyydiva:
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Are you one of them ?

Yes ma'am.

4'7 with 2 inches of awesomeness.

Google is an index. It has no content of its own.

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" would be more apt.

Diddyydiva:
hehehehehe


I have every reason to defend big belly women the same way I have the reason to defend short guys, small diick guys and so on.

You don't come online to discriminate just because you have a preference.

If you see a big tummy lady , advise her and make her realise how unhealthy and dangerous it is . Don't make someone feel less a human.


Jeez!

Thanks for defending us.

But kai, this logic is pretty retärded...

So if a Spaghetti-Monster terrorist group attacks you, then you'll need to join a Spaghetti-Monster coalition in order to fight it?

NB: Not a coalition AGAINST...

Ridunkulooouus!

fulanimafia:
That was simply an objective statement.

The focus is the fight against terror, any other issue (such as islamization) is simply a baseless distraction.

Wow.

Lol, this reminds me of the Tattoo Guy who wanted "Baddest guy ever liveth"

Ishilove:
It's not bleaching, it's called lightening

Independence and Republic...na the same thing.

Common guys, why would you pack senators in a bus?

You'd be surprised how pretty how girl would be, if she loses weight.

That's likely her pretty sister, on the left.

I'd literally chain her to a treadmill, and feed her greens.