Romance › Re: Man Surprises Girlfriend With Marriage Proposal (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:03pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
AnodaIT: So to propose now na ceremony Lol. Proposal ceremony... |
Politics › Re: FRSC To Sue Late Ocholi’s Driver For Overspeeding by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:41am On Mar 10, 2016 |
bettercreature: Cheated death? He must be prosecuted and jailed if he is still alive.We have to start doing the right thing in this country prosecute him even if he is confirmed dead and chain his tomb if found guilty As if a Driver's licence means a thing in Nigeria. Did you take a driving test when you were issued yours? |
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:25pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Joy1706: Good luck with that. I don't think any sane lady will marry a man in this era without doing registry marriage. I for one will do all three. What are the advantages of this - to a woman - as opposed to Church & Trad? |
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Very Aggressive And Rude by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:21pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Inspinia: I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.
But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.
My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.
I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.
Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)
I need help. Girlfriend Training Rule #1: Do not reward bad behaviour. If you want any unwanted behaviour to stop, punish it. Your attention is the ultimate reward. Give it when she does things that please you, and withhold it when she doesn't. Why do you want to marry this girl by force? The only condition that should earn your commitment is that a woman is superbly well behaved. Your behaviour is the cause of her shitty behaviour. Treat her how she deserves to be treated. |
Crime › Re: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:02pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
akoladejesu: U killed urself cos of an ordinary Nigerian Girl? I pity u. Am sure ur soul will never rest in peace cos the gods of the land are vexing. ..... Oponu ni bobo yen sha........ They appear to be Ghanaians. |
Culture › Re: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:58pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
danduchi: Another Twist To The Story Sonia (now Wuraola Otiti) was previously married to former Jigawa Governor Saminu Turaki. Her marriage packed up due to a scandal involving her twin pregnancy because Turaki was battling impotency at that time. The marriage packed up after the twins died at birth. Sonia now Wuraola who was a UNIBEN dropout reportedly dated former Deputy Senate Majority leader, Abdul Ningi for a while. Their affair crashed over allegations of infidelity. Wuraola is still legally married to a Lebanase billionaire named Eli Khoury. Eli Khoury was the third man in Wuraola’s life. Wura who is in her early 30s met Eli and relocated to Dubai in 2015.. As at mid last year, she still flaunts him on the social media as her husband. She has since deleted all her social media accounts. Why did the Ooni got entangled with this highly controversial lady? Why did he change her name from Itohan Sonia Obahan to Wuraola Zainab Otiti?? Why did he tell his friends Wuraola bears the same name as his late mother if he has nothing to hide?? Anyway, we wish the King and his new Queen a blissful marriage. And some people are here still searching for husband #1. She should setup some kind of consultancy. |
Politics › Re: Switzerland Gives Nigeria Conditions For Returning $321m Abacha Loot by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:09am On Mar 09, 2016 |
BigIyanga: " Abacha was not corrupt" GMB A man of integrity - with foresight - he was. Rainy days stash... |
Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Take On Ladies With Big Stomach? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:01am On Mar 08, 2016 |
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Health › Re: Never Always Completely Rely On Google. by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:56am On Mar 08, 2016 |
Google is an index. It has no content of its own.
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" would be more apt. |
Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Take On Ladies With Big Stomach? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:13pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Why Can’t Those Christians That Complained Go And Fight Terrorism - Buhari by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:48pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
But kai, this logic is pretty retärded...
So if a Spaghetti-Monster terrorist group attacks you, then you'll need to join a Spaghetti-Monster coalition in order to fight it?
NB: Not a coalition AGAINST...
Ridunkulooouus! |
Politics › Re: Why Can’t Those Christians That Complained Go And Fight Terrorism - Buhari by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:41pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
fulanimafia: That was simply an objective statement.
The focus is the fight against terror, any other issue (such as islamization) is simply a baseless distraction. Wow. |
Fashion › Re: Python Photoshoot Scares Miss Uganda by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:18pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Lol, this reminds me of the Tattoo Guy who wanted "Baddest guy ever liveth"  |
Celebrities › Re: #BleachingBeef Dencia Slams Toke "She stole my picture to promote her Brand" by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:14pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Ishilove: It's not bleaching, it's called lightening  Independence and Republic...na the same thing. |
Politics › Re: How Can You Pack Senators In A Bus- Senate Leader, Ali Ndume Queries by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Common guys, why would you pack senators in a bus? |
Events › Re: African Man & Malaysian Woman Wed (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:23am On Mar 02, 2016 |
You'd be surprised how pretty how girl would be, if she loses weight.
That's likely her pretty sister, on the left.
I'd literally chain her to a treadmill, and feed her greens. |
Business › Re: Top 5 Richest Nigerians According To Forbes by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:58am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Elijahrona2: 1 day I'll be on that list. I promise You don't need to. |
Music/Radio › Re: Princess Vitarah Sings About Nigerian Vagina, Says It's Tighter Than Kenyan's by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:37pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
Lyrics is tight.
Can't say, though, for the tightness of other things.
Very hilarious though. |
Family › Re: Pastor Snatches Wife Of Church Member In Osun by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:09am On Mar 01, 2016 |
dre11: what kind of message will a Pastor who is busy sleeping with his female members or congregation be telling the church. Possess your possessions... |
Crime › Re: Thief Locks Himself Inside Victim’s Car (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:58pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
Ejanla07: What I don't understand is how someone can be locked inside a vehicle.
Dis story get as e be. And na even Siena.
Na lie joor.
All dis people above me no dey think?
If u lock Ur key inside I believe but to lock urself inside. Haba.
Lie lie. I wonder too. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Girls Saved From Prostitution In Ghana, Narrate Their Ordeal (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:56pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
Flenty comma dey inside this tory. |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Prays And Boys Hand Grows Back To Normal Inside Church" (video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:00pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
johnw74: I went to a different church once, and the pastor said to a man that had come up to the stage to be healed, that his problem was that one of his legs was longer than the other.
Although this man looked normal, the pastor had him sit on the floor and the man was obviously in this with the pastor, he had one leg pulled back a little so that it looked about two inches shorter than the other one.
The pastor then prayed God to make this man's leg the same length as his other one, and then the man moved his foot forward, and the pastor said stop Lord you have gone to far (the Lord didn't know when to stop) and then the man's foot backed up to the same length as the other, and the man stood up hopping and bouncing like an slowpoke, he was healed.
After that another man in the audience came forward, with the soul and heel of one of his shoes about two inches thick, he obviously had one leg shorter than the other, and the pastor avoided healing him and was healing others who had come forward.
When only this man was left, the pastor talked to him and the man was swaying with excitement that he was about to be healed, and the pastor told him, that's the devil inside of you, you don't have faith to be healed.
Don't leave Christianity because of all the charlatans in it, the Bible warns it will be like that in the last days.  |
Romance › Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2016*. Modified: 2:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
 Lol, but if God is the one punishing you, that's like the Supreme Court, man. He has the final say. More seriously, érection is not by willpower, it's simply by arousal. First, you have to genuinely desire to fvck the person. Secondly, quit interfering with your sex-drive. Masturbation is like leaking the air out of a football. So if you are in the habit of rubbing it out, the "horsepower" you'd have used on the girl is already depleted. And if you watch a lot of porn, you are essentially over stimulating your brain - the same way drug addicts require increasing doses to get the same kick. And naturally, it gets to where looking at a naked girl in your bed is no longer enough stimulus for your brain. And lastly, it's not a competition. Setting up false expectations, in your head, that you need to have continuous sex - all through the night - for it to count will give you performance anxiety. And anxiety is the kryptonite of arousal. If you tap out one, and you're tired. Sleep. You've been out and about the day prior, and it's also been a long night. Wake up refreshed and, hopefully, ready to rumble. If not, fine. You'll live to fvck another day. |
Politics › Re: What Are The Implications Of Islamising A Nation? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:20am On Feb 28, 2016 |
cosby02: Have always heard PDP, Fayose, FFK and the rest about Buhari, APC trying or would Islamise Nigeria but non of them have in their wisdom explain to Nigerians what we will face if Nigeria is finally pronounced an Islamic State. However, i dont understand why some of our so called leaders like Fayose and Co. cannot in anyway reason politics and governance beyond inciting the populace against their opponents negatively. Fayose isn't afraid of alleged BH founder islamising PDP, but afraid of Buhari Islamising Nigeria... I need to know the merit and demerit of islamising a nation and what does it actually mean to islamise a nation? Dude, for certain matters, you don't need for everything to spelled out for you in black-and-white... Islamising sounds equally as dangerous as 'Catholicising'. It conjures up images of the Dark Ages. Even they will be sharing money everyday, count me out  . |
Politics › Re: Newswatch Magazine Headline About Buhari And PTF: Throwback by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:36am On Feb 27, 2016 |
slap1: You know me?  I was your HOD. |
Politics › Re: Newswatch Magazine Headline About Buhari And PTF: Throwback by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:28am On Feb 27, 2016 |
slap1: People should see Buhari for who he really is. This man is a rich criminal. He contributed to the rot in Nigeria, now his subservient cohorts see him as a saint. Buhari was already stealing government money when GEJ was still 'toasting' Mama Peace. You this ABSU boy, you get bad mouth. |
Business › Re: CBN Claims Responsibility For Parallel Market Crash by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:13pm On Feb 26, 2016*. Modified: 4:45pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Aufbauh: DOLLAR = N197
Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president
1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business
2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197
6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs
10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars
12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each
13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency
17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.
#Copied. My dad told us this story about a certain boy, when they were young, and living in the village... Having just learnt about Negative Numbers (arithmetic), this boy came home to his illiterate dad and wanted to show him how smart he was. He said to his father, "Dad, if you removed three chickens from two chickens, how many will you have left?"His dad replied, "Son, that's not possible. You can't remove three things from two things."So this smart boy laughed at his illiterate father, and told him that he was wrong, and would be left with -1 chickens. His stoic father, being how elders used to be, said nothing. Well, you know where this going, don't you... Now, along comes Christmas. Chickens are slaughtered. Everyone gets a share except Mr Smarty-pants. He complains about this, and his father delivers this line...a line that had it been used in a movie, would have been, hands-down, the most badass line of all-time: "Go and eat minus one"When last did YOU buy dollars for N197? Your logic is minus-one logic, and doesn't translate to real life. |
Crime › Re: One Million Boys Members Arrested At Vigil (picture) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:48am On Feb 26, 2016 |
Black gun is a toy. |
Properties › Re: How We Built The Port Harcourt "4 Bedroom Duplex" by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:06pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Following... |
Business › Re: Naira Gains 30%, Sells For N250/dollar by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:24pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
In Captain Barbossa's voice: "This be nice". |
Celebrities › Re: When You Want To Show Your Girlfried Your New Car But No Access Road (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Ucheosefoh: Girl friend abi na masquerade cus I am seeing the latter Your signature is very funny bro  |
Celebrities › Re: ‘My Golden Shoe Can Buy Linda Ikeji’s Hermes Bag’ – Mayor Rotimi Odunayo by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:10pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Lol, who is this one  My golden handkerchief will buy your golden shoe - with change. |