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BusinessRe: Top 5 Richest Nigerians According To Forbes by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:58am On Mar 02, 2016
Elijahrona2:
1 day I'll be on that list. I promise
You don't need to.
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah Sings About Nigerian Vagina, Says It's Tighter Than Kenyan's by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:37pm On Mar 01, 2016
Lyrics is tight.

Can't say, though, for the tightness of other things.

Very hilarious though.
FamilyRe: Pastor Snatches Wife Of Church Member In Osun by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:09am On Mar 01, 2016
dre11:
what kind of message will a Pastor who is busy sleeping with his female members or congregation be telling the church.
Possess your possessions...
CrimeRe: Thief Locks Himself Inside Victim’s Car (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:58pm On Feb 29, 2016
Ejanla07:
What I don't understand is how someone can be locked inside a vehicle.

Dis story get as e be.
And na even Siena.

Na lie joor.

All dis people above me no dey think?


If u lock Ur key inside I believe but to lock urself inside. Haba.

Lie lie.
I wonder too.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Girls Saved From Prostitution In Ghana, Narrate Their Ordeal (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:56pm On Feb 29, 2016
Flenty comma dey inside this tory.
Christianity EtcRe: "Pastor Prays And Boys Hand Grows Back To Normal Inside Church" (video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:00pm On Feb 28, 2016
johnw74:
I went to a different church once, and the pastor said to a man that had come up to the stage to be healed, that his problem was that one of his legs was longer than the other.

Although this man looked normal, the pastor had him sit on the floor and the man was obviously in this with the pastor, he had one leg pulled back a little so that it looked about two inches shorter than the other one.

The pastor then prayed God to make this man's leg the same length as his other one, and then the man moved his foot forward, and the pastor said stop Lord you have gone to far (the Lord didn't know when to stop) and then the man's foot backed up to the same length as the other, and the man stood up hopping and bouncing like an slowpoke, he was healed.

After that another man in the audience came forward, with the soul and heel of one of his shoes about two inches thick, he obviously had one leg shorter than the other, and the pastor avoided healing him and was healing others who had come forward.

When only this man was left, the pastor talked to him and the man was swaying with excitement that he was about to be healed, and the pastor told him, that's the devil inside of you, you don't have faith to be healed.

Don't leave Christianity because of all the charlatans in it, the Bible warns it will be like that in the last days.
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RomanceRe: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by BuddhaPalm(m):
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Lol, but if God is the one punishing you, that's like the Supreme Court, man.

He has the final say.

More seriously, érection is not by willpower, it's simply by arousal.

First, you have to genuinely desire to fvck the person.

Secondly, quit interfering with your sex-drive. Masturbation is like leaking the air out of a football. So if you are in the habit of rubbing it out, the "horsepower" you'd have used on the girl is already depleted.

And if you watch a lot of porn, you are essentially over stimulating your brain - the same way drug addicts require increasing doses to get the same kick. And naturally, it gets to where looking at a naked girl in your bed is no longer enough stimulus for your brain.

And lastly, it's not a competition. Setting up false expectations, in your head, that you need to have continuous sex - all through the night - for it to count will give you performance anxiety.

And anxiety is the kryptonite of arousal. If you tap out one, and you're tired. Sleep.

You've been out and about the day prior, and it's also been a long night. Wake up refreshed and, hopefully, ready to rumble. If not, fine.

You'll live to fvck another day.
PoliticsRe: What Are The Implications Of Islamising A Nation? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:20am On Feb 28, 2016
cosby02:
Have always heard PDP, Fayose, FFK and the rest about Buhari, APC trying or would Islamise Nigeria but non of them have in their wisdom explain to Nigerians what we will face if Nigeria is finally pronounced an Islamic State. However, i dont understand why some of our so called leaders like Fayose and Co. cannot in anyway reason politics and governance beyond inciting the populace against their opponents negatively. Fayose isn't afraid of alleged BH founder islamising PDP, but afraid of Buhari Islamising Nigeria... I need to know the merit and demerit of islamising a nation and what does it actually mean to islamise a nation?
Dude, for certain matters, you don't need for everything to spelled out for you in black-and-white...

Islamising sounds equally as dangerous as 'Catholicising'. It conjures up images of the Dark Ages.

Even they will be sharing money everyday, count me out grin.
PoliticsRe: Newswatch Magazine Headline About Buhari And PTF: Throwback by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:36am On Feb 27, 2016
slap1:
You know me? grin
I was your HOD.
PoliticsRe: Newswatch Magazine Headline About Buhari And PTF: Throwback by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:28am On Feb 27, 2016
slap1:
People should see Buhari for who he really is. This man is a rich criminal. He contributed to the rot in Nigeria, now his subservient cohorts see him as a saint.
Buhari was already stealing government money when GEJ was still 'toasting' Mama Peace.
You this ABSU boy, you get bad mouth.
BusinessRe: CBN Claims Responsibility For Parallel Market Crash by BuddhaPalm(m):
Aufbauh:
DOLLAR = N197

Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president

1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business

2. Our problem is not d government but
our problem is our importers and consumers

3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president

4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise

5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates,
dollar has remained 197

6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches

7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex

8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41
products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market

9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs

10. To survive the pressure of excess
dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes

11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars

12. However that does not mean
that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each

13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.

14. For example u will see a dull girl using
iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced

15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign
product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products

16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency

17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

#Copied.
My dad told us this story about a certain boy, when they were young, and living in the village...

Having just learnt about Negative Numbers (arithmetic), this boy came home to his illiterate dad and wanted to show him how smart he was.

He said to his father, "Dad, if you removed three chickens from two chickens, how many will you have left?"

His dad replied, "Son, that's not possible. You can't remove three things from two things."

So this smart boy laughed at his illiterate father, and told him that he was wrong, and would be left with -1 chickens.

His stoic father, being how elders used to be, said nothing.

Well, you know where this going, don't you...

Now, along comes Christmas. Chickens are slaughtered. Everyone gets a share except Mr Smarty-pants.

He complains about this, and his father delivers this line...a line that had it been used in a movie, would have been, hands-down, the most badass line of all-time: "Go and eat minus one"

When last did YOU buy dollars for N197?

Your logic is minus-one logic, and doesn't translate to real life.
CrimeRe: One Million Boys Members Arrested At Vigil (picture) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:48am On Feb 26, 2016
Black gun is a toy.
PropertiesRe: How We Built The Port Harcourt "4 Bedroom Duplex" by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:06pm On Feb 25, 2016
Following...
BusinessRe: Naira Gains 30%, Sells For N250/dollar by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:24pm On Feb 25, 2016
In Captain Barbossa's voice: "This be nice".
CelebritiesRe: When You Want To Show Your Girlfried Your New Car But No Access Road (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04am On Feb 25, 2016
Ucheosefoh:
Girl friend abi na masquerade cus I am seeing the latter
Your signature is very funny bro cheesy
CelebritiesRe: ‘My Golden Shoe Can Buy Linda Ikeji’s Hermes Bag’ – Mayor Rotimi Odunayo by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:10pm On Feb 24, 2016
Lol, who is this one huh

My golden handkerchief will buy your golden shoe - with change.
CelebritiesRe: GLO Drops Psquare As Brand Ambassadors by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2016
nedu2000:
Why terminate Peter/paul's contract for a crime committed by Peter?...GLO no sabi say dem don break?
You can't rob Peter to pay Paul grin
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Flaunts Curves In Skin Tight Lace Jumpsuit (photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:23am On Feb 24, 2016
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Bros, e be like say this your Illuminati no be original...

Only $5k per month?

And did you mention work? I am NOT interested in any work. I just want a big, fat, cash-minting illuminati box in my room, that money floods out of, whenever I open it.

Do you have the forms for that one?
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari Told Me Why People Can’t Shout ‘Nagode Allah’ In Nigeria – Mbaka by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:04pm On Feb 23, 2016
johnydon22:
It will be an interesting season film when Mbaka turns into a wailer... i can see coming very very soon ..

Quote me anywhere when it starts to happen
Forms yaf finish.

He will have to look in the black-market.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Barcelona: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd February 2016 by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:28pm On Feb 23, 2016
Some people are going to 'chop' it...in ABUNDANCE grin.
FamilyRe: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:26pm On Feb 23, 2016
yommys01:
I got married on Saturday 20th of February 2016. We were in an hotel till Monday, wanted us to stay longer but she refused saying she wants to go home ( that used to be my house).

Ever since we got home yesterday ( Monday), she has been crying. Called her mom, she prayed for her, my mom called her too and prayed for her.

She stopped crying for a while, we woke up with another round of crying this morning.

This is breaking my heart. I hate to cry as it often leads me to depression now I am close to tears myself.

I don't know if I have done something wrong or what to do. It is hurting as she cries.

When we were dating, she finds it difficult without her family for long " oh, I am already missing my dad, I am already missing my siblings" could this be the reason?

One day she came to mine from home as we have Dr appointment early and she lives in another state, she got to mine and 1 hour later she wanted to go home. "I am missing my dad sha" which got me annoyed then.

Could it be that the crying now is linked? She is 25 and I am 30 and we spent quite some time together before marriage. The fact we used to be together for so long makes it more confusing. This is a house she has always been in why the crying now?

It is hurting me. Badly and I am confused.

What do I do?
Lol, this is rather funny.

I believe this is where you tease the sh1t out of her.

And for the record, I find the bolded rather disturbing...
BusinessRe: Ibadan Firm Exported Nine Billion Dollars Industrial Starch. by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:25pm On Feb 19, 2016
$9B kehuh

All these lies you people are sharing.
PoliticsRe: Rickey Tarfa Bribed Justice Yunusa With N225, 000. Premium Times by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
masseratti:
Drama at its peak,we need more hands at efcc,those guys are becoming gestapos,not holding briefs for the san ricky tafar,but the efcc is funny thinking 250k will b able to sway a judge,
Btw if u guys dont know check your facts very well,the san is APC.lawyer.
That's not the point.

There shouldn't be contact between them - at all, at all.
Christianity EtcRe: Anita Oyakhilome Gets Divorce Certificate by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:21pm On Feb 18, 2016
Dirkcoyt:
Honestly the world need to revert back to just giving birth and no marriage.
Aren't we back already?
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Inspecting The Thickness Of A Concrete-Based Road by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:08am On Feb 18, 2016
Parallax nigger!
FamilyRe: Help!!..did I Marry The Wrong Lady? by BuddhaPalm(m):
yemi16:
I am used to going back to her to apologize just to let peace reign ...but this time i have had it upto my neck..!!!!...

I dont intend apologizing one bit as i am sure i did her no wrong......

Now i am thinking deeply.....did i really overlooked the signs...?...did i really marry the wrong lady??....

Please i need your advise on how best to manage this...

Admin..pls help to update this on fp..i really need lots of advice at the moment.

Thanks.
Therein lies your problem.

You didn't marry the wrong woman. You've not exactly been wearing the pants.

Whenever you give a woman too much leeway, no matter how seemingly well-behaved she is, she becomes insufferable.

NOBODY, ever, should tell you how to spend YOUR MONEY, most of all in YOUR HOUSE!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Fires Jude Okoye, Exposes Some Secrets by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:45am On Feb 18, 2016
fulfillbill:
This people and their publicity stunt

Is this the beginning of their end?
This is not a stunt.

They are causing irreparable damage to their brand. Can't be a stunt.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Fires Jude Okoye, Exposes Some Secrets by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:42am On Feb 18, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
Well.

Why is it now that Peter is insisting he doesn't want Jude anymore?

Something tells me there is a little birdie whispering ideas to Peter. I pray he doesn't end up like Dbanj.
It appears the Jude guy doesn't accord him enough respect.

And my guy has just about had it.
PhonesRe: Smile 4G Network Now In Lagos, Abuja, PH, Onitsha, Ibadan, Kaduna, Benin & Asaba by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:34am On Feb 17, 2016
shithapuns:
REDUCE YOUR PRICE,
UNLIMITED IS 20K/MONTH!
That's a fantastic deal man.

You could split 10K with a neighbour. Or get a plan commensurate with your 'pocket'.
Music/RadioRe: Watch Official VIDEO| D’banj – Emergency by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:42pm On Feb 16, 2016
This is really NICE. Authentic and beautiful too.

Easy 8/10.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And Phyno Playing Video Games by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2016
And you guys didn't see Lil Wayne in the corner.

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