₦airaland Forum

AshiraWealthy:
Yeah I can't sleep . Will be Meeting my nairaland boo for the first and feeling so nervous.

Someone tell me to go and sleep so I can wake up refreshed to meet him by daybreak.

He's indeed being so nice within the short period we've known each other on here after I posted an advert for a serious relationship.
A perfect gentle guy, and spirit filled. May God bless you for me my dear.

Hmm...

Casalindaa:
Please guys help a sis. She is here and believe she will get the advice that will help her through
Thanks

EmperorAce:
Hello everyone, please I need your opinion on an issue bothering me. I have a female friend who toke me as her bestie, we are good friends and she is in my department in school. She knows my girlfriend very well and she respects her a lot. The issue is that she has refused to date anyone since she resumed school, so I asked her to have a boyfriend which she did and then on Valentine’s Day which happens to be her birthday, the guy didn’t call or text to wish her happy birthday or valentine. She got heartbroken, she came to my place and cried a lot, I pet her and try to encourage her. She felt better when I faced a stand fan on her. She removed her pant and raised her gown facing the fan while laughing and moaning that it feels good, and she requested for alcoholic gin which I gave her after diluting it with sprite soft drink. I wanted her to drink a little and sleep so she’ll stop crying. She drank a little glass and then she started feeling better but a bit happy. She started dragging me close which I felt was normal because she does that even while sober, but then she pinned me down on bed and started saying things like why I didn’t call her on her birthday, she called me her boyfriend’s name , I thought she was drunk and I try to put her to sleep. She was not even weak or drowsy. Her words were accurate and not like who is drunk. She suddenly grabbed my d*ck and begged me to have sex with her. I declined, but she begged me almost in tears, then she said that she ought not to be begging me, that we ought to be doing it. We end up having a breathtaking sex which lasted for an hour. She washed up and I bathed. She went to bed and woke up an hour later, we talked while she went home. We chatted later and I asked her to take Postinor but she said “why” ? She has not had sex for 2 months and she doesn’t need to cus she never had sex! I was shocked, I told her we did but she laughed it off that I am joking. A week later, she came to me that she was pregnant and doesn’t know who. She said it’s not her boyfriend cus they had sex for the first time a day before. She is crying always in confusion that she can’t think of anyone and she doesn’t know what to do.

Is it really possible she doesn’t know? I’m really shocked.

Beosten:
If I save money where I can easily have access to it I will still spend it. What's the way out?

ChoCho54:
Lawd! What chauvinistic insecure retards y'all posting crap about the lady are!

Have you bothered asking how come he was left out?

BTW, the lady in question is above 18years and has the right to be married without either parents breathing down her neck!

Fear any animal with a tail in front!

ERockson:
I have no doubt in my mind that when we have Igbo president Every region and national and states assembly will be forced to buy Innoson product. Ask those championing this rubbish how IVM products they have

OLUENTA1:
Hello Nairalanders I need to hear from different people what to do and maybe if there is any advise at all or guidance to the issue/incidence that occured between me and my fiancee

Let me go straight to the story and I will try to make it short and explanatory.

My fiancee happened to have this ex that obviously they had a good time together and infact she left the guy for me and during one of our conversation I got to know that finances during her time with him was a big issue and at one time or twice she cheated on him to sleep with men that could take care of the finances

We started our relationship and I quickly noticed the challenges with this with her but on my own part I can take care of her finances. Anyway, We have been together for more than 2 years and also we are planning to get engaged traditional soon.

The unthinkable happened during one of my inquisitive quest of checking her WhatsApp messages when I saw her telling her closest buddy that she was chatting with her ex the other time and that they were talking about how many times they had sex and also if she ever meet the guy again she will sleep with him.

Well, as it is I am feeling been cheated on and secondly, i can't imagine that she will still have this feeling for the ex so much that she could say that she can still sleep with the ex again.

The question now is, do I still need to continue the relationship with her? and also call off the engagement? Because it seemed she can't be loyal or maybe the she loves the guy more than me and any given opportunity she will always go back to the ex

HeyCorleone:
Please help me suggest good earphones to buy.


The AKG earphones I bought from Slot at Ikeja barely a week ago have gone bad. I have never seen such in my life. Even the earphones we buy from those guys who push barrows don't spoil that fast. That's bad fake

Please just help me suggest any good earphones to buy. Quality stuff.

Tonyfx:
They do it because they think pussy is the answer to everything.

Addme:
https://www.thecable.ng/photos-amotekun-commander-storms-ekiti-assembly-in-combat-regalia/amp

Petfadblog1:
Nigerian producer, Don Jazzy has given his response to the advice by Nigerian Pastor E.A Adeboye

It will be recalled that Pastor Adeboye had on Monday advises Nigerian men against marrying a woman that cannot cook. Adeboye made this known on his twitter handle.

While replying to a comment made by an Instagram user under a post by Instablog9ja, Don Jazzy said there is nothing wrong in a woman not knowing how to cook. However, saying a man should not marry a woman that can’t cook, he’s wrong according to the Nigerian producer.

You’re Wrong, Don Jazzy Replies Pastor Adeboye..
As expected, this statement by the cleric father has generated mixed reactions on Social media.

According to online encyclopedia, Wikipedia: “Michael Collins Ajereh, better known as Don Jazzy, is a Nigerian record producer, singer, songwriter, and entrepreneur.

He co-founded the now defunct record label Mo’ Hits Records in 2004. Following the closure of the aforementioned record label, He also set up Mavin Records on May 8, 2012.”..

https://www.gistsfanz.com/2020/02/youre-wrong-don-jazzy-replies-pastor-adeboye.html

Tallesty1:
Yea, and the dude is the most expensive human being alive

sinqlepee:
i don't belong to that school of thought, that when a guy cheats it's normal.
But there is difference between when a boy cheats and when a girl does same, a boy can have sex with a girl nd jst keep it physical no emotions attached.bt a girl can't, sex is all about emotions and and girls are too emotional...

So when yah girlfriend cheats on you it's 90% sure you are loosing her.

Makavelli25:
This shit is common nowaday and i dont know how guys manage to do it. I fvck£d a girl with full awareness that you are toying with unwanted pregnancy,the matter come happen you will now reject the product of your labour. My sis is four months pregnant for a fool who rejected. Guys that do that shit is just a morrally corupt and wallows in abstract stupidity. And i was discussing the matter with a friend yesterday he said he can come back after many years for the child
Is it possible?
A child i will give my surname
A child that its going to be taken care of by my dad and i. How will he na comeback.

lovetterrison

post=86556494:
Hello house,

I resumed office this morning where i work in a Chinese firm and i was welcome with ranting from Chinese colleagues that their embassy send them news that their is a virus that has killed 4000 Nigerians ,, i said heh i quickly opened my laptop checked nairaland,,linda ekeji ,every damn site in this world all i could find is Lassa fever ...i told them its lassa and its been contained by the government properly they disagreed and showed me the new the embassy posted to all their we-chat group..

I really don't understand house pls is their any other virus out there in Nigeria or the Chinese embassy is just using this tactic to console its citizen not to feel insecure wherever they are in the world cuz on CNN i watch how one of their journalist keeps comparing the US FLU with corona nonstop..
I pray china gets heal soon.

NB: theyve all refuse to show the the news on their phone they just flash it over my face and everything is written in chines

Iiema:
In these 3 days, you will be introduced to strategies, frameworks, methodologies, and tools to manage cybersecurity risks, identify various types of common threats, design and operate secure computing and networking environments, assess and audit the organization’s security, collect, and analyze cybersecurity intelligence, and handle incidents as they occur. The course also covers closely related information assurance topics such as auditing and forensics to provide a sound basis for a comprehensive approach to security aimed toward those on the front lines of defense.

What You Will Learn

▪ Assess information security risk in computing and network environments
▪ Create an information assurance lifecycle process
▪ Analyze threats to computing and network environments
▪ Design secure computing and network environments
▪ Operate secure computing and network environments
▪ Assess the security posture within a risk management framework
▪ Collect cybersecurity intelligence information
▪ Analyze collected intelligence to define actionable response
▪ Respond to cybersecurity incidents
▪ Investigate cybersecurity incidents
▪ Audit secure computing and network environments
.
Who Should Attend
▪ Anyone needing a robust introduction to Cyber Security
▪ Anyone planning to work in a position that requires cybersecurity knowledge
▪ Anyone starting a career in Information / Cybersecurity
▪ IT professionals wanting to transition their career into Cyber Security
▪ Anyone with information/cybersecurity responsibilities
▪ Anyone who has learned “on the job” but who would benefit from a formal presentation to consolidate their knowledge
▪ Professionals familiar with basic IT and information security concepts and who need to round out their knowledge
Course Content

Module 1
* Concepts and Definitions
* Difference between IT Security, Information Security, and Cyber Security
* Assets, Threats & Vulnerabilities
* Cyber Security Strategy
* Supporting Business Goals and Objectives
* Cyber Security Policy Framework
* Risk Management Concept Definitions
* Risk Avoidance, Mitigation, Transfer, and Acceptance
* Threats and Opportunities
* Assessing the current threat landscape
* The Internet of Things
* Insourcing and Outsourcing

Module 2
* The key role of security architecture
* Security Architecture Frameworks
* Security Architecture Design Principle
* Service Models
* Cryptography
* Implementing Security
* Network Security
– Routers, switches, firewalls, intrusion detection and prevention
* Endpoint Security
– Servers, desktop systems, laptops, tablets, and mobile devices
* Application Security
* Data Security

Module 3
* Business Continuity Planning
* Disaster Recovery Planning
* Testing and Maintenance of the BCP/DRP
* Security Assurance
* Vulnerability Assessments and Penetration Testing
* Minimum Security Baseline

Module 4
– Auditing, logging and security technologies
– Security Information and Event Management System (SIEM)
– Authorization, encryption, firewalls, intrusion prevention, anti-malware
– Security events and incidents
– Legal aspects
– Incident Response Process
– Incident Management Team
– Computer Forensics
Pre-requisite – Computer knowledge is required

What You Will Get at the end of the Class
Upon completion of the class and passed the accompanied 2hrs online exams on the last day, you will be awarded the Certified Professional in Enterprise Cybersecurity Designation ( CPECS). Exam fee is N25,000.

The Institute For Enterprise Management and Analytic is a Non Profit Professional Organization Licensed by the Federal government of Nigeria under CAMA(26 -1-9) to certify and award the appropriate designation to individuals that have gone through the competency assessment and have demonstrated expertise and adhered to standard as required and approved by the governing Board.

nairalandankrah:
The spokesman of House of Representatives, Benjamin Kalu, says the green chamber has started facing some financial challenges .

Kalu said the problem of funding hamper the implementation of the house programmes and slow down its activities, including several investigations pending before it.

The money is not enough. So, if any committee says we are struggling, it is because there is no money, and not because the leadership does not want to give them money. It is because they are trying to manage what they have and their scale of preference determines who they fund
“I have been in my office since I resumed and I don’t have a computer from the government to do my job."
I will still join my voice with the voices of those who are sincerely asking for more funds for the operation of the National Assembly. I say that, and I don't care how the public will react, because many of them are ignorant.

https://www.herald.ng/house-of-representatives-broke-spokesman-speaks-out/

Jarvis22:
Hello Nairalanders
I am actually not new here, but I had to create a new account for this. I am really sorry to bother you guys with this, but I really need some elderly/brotherly advice.

I'm a 21-year-old guy, recently graduated from a university in the East, haven't gone for service yet. I am currently fending for myself as I make an average of 70k monthly as a site manager. (this is for people who will tell me to go and look for work.).

I started dating my girlfriend from year 2 years ago in year 3 before industrial training. She's a nice girl, feminine charms and all, and she's the same age as me.
Before we kicked it off sexually, I made sure we made it clear on the area of body count and exes. We've both had 2 relationships before, or so as she made me believe.

Fast forward to thursday of last week, (She has been behaving raather weridly for some weeks, not replying chats and stuff like that), so beause of these I decided to pay her a 2 day visit. When I reached her place in the evening around 2. She was in another guy's room, she opened door for me and left me in the room for 3 hours while she went back to the guy's room.

I no talk, I carry face thruout the night, and in the morning we made up, thinking that we'll use that day (Friday) to talk about shit. This girl abandoned me in the room again in the excuse she's going to buy fish for pepper soup. Na so from 10am to 8pm I no see my so called babe. Damn! I had had it up to here.

As she came back, without tangible explanations,, I made it clear I wasn't doing again. She begged and begged. I considered and we made up AGAIN.

Now yesterday morning, (I also noticed shes been spending much time on WhatsApp now which was unlike her as I was literally the only person she chats with).

I asked her for her phone and she appeared fidgety, which much reluctance she handed it to me, and I went straight to whatsapp.

I noticed she's wiped most of her chats and I noticed a guy's number in her list, someone she dint tell me about. I opened the chat and saw that It had also been wiped. But she mistakenly left the part where they discussed about sex and hows hes the first to fuvk her on her menses.

BROTHERS! I WAN CRAZE!

This is a girl ive dated for two bloody years, I have been extremely faithful as we were in the same dept. she has access to my phone whenever and however she wants.

Why she hid this guy from me, I do not know. I also saw shes been begging him to take her out (I'm in a kind of tight spot financially as I literally blew up to 150k on her new place, so I haven't been yielding to her requests.) Don't judge me, I was badly in love.


I broke up with her immediately yesterday morning and left the place.

She has been calling and begging me since then, I blocked her everywhere except whatsapp. Truely, she loved me very much o, and also made a lot of sacrifices for me. But her dishonesty and her behavior these past few days are the main reasons im taking a walk.

I really dont know what to do guys, I am not a newbie to love matters and the deceitful ways of women, which was my motivation to stick to one woman. But this one, ah!


I am still a young man with a bright future ahead of me. All this woman matter no be for me, but this loss is really hurting me badly, and the fact she kept on holding on to the fact that its just two guys for two bloody years.

What do you suggest? I'll be in the comments.

dontammy:
Brothers in the house. I found this cheque on my way back from church. No name on it. No date. Please how can I know the owner of the cheque to return it?

Asquare84:
Divide the 300-400 base on month per term it pear nut

kaybaba25:
I don't receive salary am the boss as a proprietor of a private school I earn between 300k -400k per term after paying my teachers

yeme7:
How?
?
Don't we have so called professors?
Who claimed to be knowledgeable of all

darling4real1:
Hello Nairalanders

This issue call for concern as I see people eating to stoop. A friend was recently hospitalized due to inability to control his gauge.

This has left me confuse.....expert in the house can you help me out.....

CAN A PERSON STOMACH BURSTS DUE TO EXCESSIVE EATING?

Provoker:
So today I went to repair my phone at an engineer's place by the road side
Then I saw too much of shouting, I thought they were fighting
But then I saw only women there With the few guys being chased away
The woman's water just broke
No nurse or doctor or something, no bed just bare floor with elderly women around and she gave birth just by the roadside
The heat, dust , all unfavorable conditions and she still gave birth in less than 30 mins
Then I wonder this same childbirth that take the lives of other people, some require operation while some long hours and yet this woman was able to deliver
They still got her to stand up to enter Keke and was taken to the health care center with the placeta uncut from the baby
There was a roar of rejoice, thousands of congratulations
I was happy and even made a silent prayer for her and her baby

GOD IS THE GREATEST!

Cc: lalasticlala , seun

tommyken:
Last month I discover she was cheating on me which she apologise and beg me to forgive her but I just pretend to forgive her while I search for another girlfriend. After then I demote her emotionally to my sex object.I began to have rough sex with her with anger whenever we make love which sometimes she will began to cry with tears that I should take it easy am hurting her pussy.

Yesterday afternoon as she was leaving my house after a very long and rough sex I just looked at her with pity and my conscience began to trouble me. I began to feel I should have simply left her when she cheated but then again the unforgiving demon in me will tell me I did the right thing.
Please before you condemn me remember I used to treat her well until she cheated on me.