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"pharrod":
Ladies Who Eat and Run

I wonder why these kind of people operate very smoothly without a hitch?

you forgot to mention these ladies are damn sexy. thats why we men keep falling for them.

"pharrod":
Men Who Hit and Run

Why do girls fall for these hit and run men very easily?

simply because women find these men interesting and attractive. girls love bad boys.

aiight! i need a 3D model of a Buckministerfullerine ‘Bucky Ball’. you might be thinking WTF? I've attached an image.  if you want to know more about these balls, here's a link -> http://www.imbris.net/~jfromm/bucky/bucky.htm

i'd prefer a red inner ball with a bluish-white (or glowing) wireframe container. hope i'm clear. thanks! holler back.

sorry to ruin your hopes, if u thought this was a job placement ad.

are there any good 3d modellers in the house? (3DS preferably but not important).

hey i'm sure she only brought this up cos she's feeling for another guy, right?

from my experience, if she tells this guy that she's met someone else, do you think the guy will easily get the message as he's so into her. words are never enough

this is where action comes in. it'll be better for the guy, this might seem harsh for the guy but trust me, he'll become a better person in the long run

lordimpaq, how far now? long time. how's your arsenal dey? FORZA BIANCONERI! come and join vieira on the better side.

as per this thread> why are u people still talking about this issue? wasn't it obvious months ago?

anyway, i'm italian as far this world cup is concerned. nothing for england - nothing for holland, they have to get past argentina and brasil b4 they even think of italy.

How Do You Tell a Guy You Don't Like Him

easy. since actions speak louder than words, you your friend should just go screw another guy and make sure he finds out about it. that's the best way.

there's also another question i'd like to ask as per this boy/girl thing but knowing seun, he might delete my post. well....who knows....i might ask.

nike4luv:
make it more passionate

i don't' think you've had your first kiss yet.

nowadays, i dey open my eyes wide and sharpen my senses because girls these days fit mob you in the name of kiss

dreamers.

what a waste of thread space.

na wa o. una dey take this thing seriously?

IMO, i don't think he enjoys beating up his sister. his was just narrating an experience of how his new HI-FI system got smashed. he even admitted he was wrong. the best u could do is advice him not to hit his sister again. the worst u could do is to just laugh at him.

u didn't have to send his thread to the recycle bin - people can learn from that experience - and u don't have to dedicate an entire anti-violence thread to him.

there are lots of other worse issues on this forum but u people wont see anything wrong with them - for instance, there's an aspiring homebreaker on this forum (https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2285.0.html) but i don't see any anti-homebreaking thread.

you people should take it easy. he lost his radio too y'know and i dont' see any bragging here. do u think he enjoys beating up his sis?

they are worse issues here on nairaland. maybe u haven't heard of the girl thats wants to break a home huh?

bwahahaha! laughing my ass off.

well, she knows she can't brush u, that's why she had to do it her way - break your stuff to inflict some pain.

well at least she's better than my jnr. sister, my sister will throw stuff at you and break stuff on you when she's angry. i remember one time when she threw a fork at me - missed my eye by few inches.

and finally guy - you really shouldn't beat women (unless they're under 16 ). i think the last time i touched my sis, i was 7.

come sexylady1, make sure by monday you go sabi talk well. you just dey shell anyhow.

hey, we've heard enough complaints from beginning. we deserve it. till 2010, 9ja!

as for this world cup, i'm italian. FORZA AZZURI.

on the african level, i'm ghanian. FORZA APPIAH.

FOD:
Tell me Rwandans have equalised... i heard a big roar from the spectators.

nope. u must have heard the angolan fans.

FORZA ANGOLA! yay! congratulations angolans!

but nigeria own too much abeg.

in those famine and hunger regions, their situation is consistent. the light at the end of their tunnel is off.

in nigeria however, the light at the end of the tunnel keeps coming on and going off. the corruption and weakness of 9ja is so open. everybody can see it. everybody knows where the problem is but nobody can fix it.

omon:
CimonJorr, did u attend UNIBEN. I finished with the '98 set.

ah. u should have said this earlier. u finished a long time ago - the last glory days of the nigerian education system. 1998 was when i got in. so thats why we see things differently. things are really bad now.

omon:
Ok, Codec, in every society, you have those who can go through the educational system. It is not different here in UK. There are lots of British people who can't go to scholl and will not go to school, but you count them as literate because they speak english-that is their language.

i never said anything about this.

"omon":
You would not have heard of Cranfield b/because it is a school for postgraduate study and research only. You have to be working in the industry to know their worth, or you may want to ask your lecturers. Well, I studied Offshore Pipeline Engr in the school. Some of my friends are working here in the UK and some have gone back to Nigeria and they earn good money too.

cool. good for you guys.

"omon":
I don't agree with your statistics that only 2% of Nigerian graduates are good - where are you getting such data? I agree the system is not as good as it used to be, but it will wrong to outrightly rubbish those who have worked hard to get through the system

i meant the "brilliant" graduates you know = 2% not the percentage of good graduates.

joftech:
I will like everyone here in Nigeria to lower their guards and come to reality and access the situation on ground from an open point of view.

Codec has been able to come out and show what's rightly obtianable here in Nigeria today. The situation is really bad that most fresh graduates are going for masters degree right after finishing their service year.

Until we learn to shun the paper certify craze, the situation will remain a lose-lose situation.

Thank You! Right on point. The situation IS really bad.

No matter how pro-nigerian omon and Oblong want to be about it, let me ask them this: "would you send your children through a nigerian university?". i'm guessing your answer would be "yes" since you believe we produce "excellent" graduates.

well, as for me, i would but ONLY IF the educational system gets better and i hope it will even though at the moment it looks hopeless.

contrary to what most guys might think, hiding your female friends from your "chic" would in my opinion be a stupid thing.

hell, let her get jealous and know she's got some competition. you are a hot boy. believe that.

omon:
Codec, I agree with Obong and you should try and respect what people say. Find out about Cranfield University, the courses they offer and the respect they have earned themselves in major industries. And for your information, most of my Nigerian classmates are working with top flight oil companies. Finally, birds of the same feather flock together, that might explain why you have not met with brilliant Nigerians abroad.... On a serious note, in the journey through my career, I have met outstanding Nigerians in various fields who had studied in Nigerian universities. I think you should learn to acknowledge that. May be FUTO was not good enough, but Greatest UNIBEN! gave me what I needed for a start.

na wa o. whats all this beef? well, u might know lotsa "brilliant" nigerian graduates but that only counts for probably 2% of all nigerian graduates. i myself know brilliant graduates but i'm sure they count for less than 1% of all nigerian graduates. like joftech said, 80% of new graduates are half-baked - that's the key sentence here.

for pete's sake, i served (nysc) and man, i met graduates that couldn't make simple sentences. when i was opening my nysc bank account at first bank, one of the staff was actually "impressed" that i could fill an application form. he said i was the first person to do so without his help. he just kept complaining to me about how f--ked up nigerian graduates were.

anyway, i just googled cranfield. not bad but i aint heard of it before. i'm at University of Hull, if u want to know. i can't boast if its a big school or not but they are the best at the MSc i'm doing - thats for sure.

your friends? top flight oil companies? where? if its nigeria, then guy fashi!, FUTO graduates dominate the nigerian oil industry. UNIBEN people only know cult and strike.

u havent even answered my question. what course did u study and where are u (not your friends) working now?

obong:
codec i have been in the system and have worked with many nigerian graduates. Just because you arent bright doesnt mean they are like you

guy. did i insult your mother? why the hell do you think i'm "not bright"? yankee boy, no start with me oh.

omon:
U guys talk rubbish! I just finished an MSc in UK with some guys, we all came from Nigeria together on the course. We all finished top in the class, better than the English or French guys. What are you guys talking about? We did our first degree in Nigeria and did very well here, always ahead of our classmates.
I can also reveal that the school we attended is one of the top post graduate school in the whole of Europe! in case you are in doubt.

abeg, which school be that? what MSc course is that? i bet it's a conversion course. where are u guys working now?

obong:
you guys need to quit being so negative. You meet one nigeria student that doesn't know the answer to an engineering question on the spot and you claim nigerian graduates are bad. In my experince, virtually all of them have been outstanding students. Hardly any of the have been less than average. They beat out the foriegn students consistently.

guy, most nigerian undergraduates don't know sh*t. i know that because i've been in the system. have you?

otokx:
a lot of students in nigerian universities have no business being there. quite a number of nigerian graduates do not posses skill in their various fields. there are however a number which can hold their head up in any university in the world. So i will say that some nigerian graduates are really graduates.

right on the money my man. to be a "real" graduates in nigeria isn't easy. you literally have to be self-taught during your undergrad years. these good guys are more like research students than undergrad. besides that undergrads in nigeria are always short on books, short on lecturer-support. the engineering and science students are short on pratical and lab work.

for instance, taking me as an example, i studied "mathematics and computer science" - a five year bachelor's at FUTO. it ended up being bloody five years of only mathematics. computer science didn't exist. i was completely on my own in that aspect. like most computer-savvy nigerian people i've had to teach myself stuff like programming and study the computer science fundamentals.

now, i'm currently doing an MSc in Computer Graphics Programming in the UK (an advanced course that requires a 2.1 CS degree and computer programming experience). it ain't easy competing with these foreign guys that had it easy in their undergrad years. but i know i'll cope because i'm not stupid.

if anything, FUTO made me tough.

all the big girls i know have big sexy butts.

then it must be some KDE-magic. what version of KDE is that?

man Chxta? is that X? can't be. it's got to DirectFB or something

mine -> http://c0dec.150m.com/screenshots.html

Seun:
- When she's cheating on you and you still want her.

then [such a person is] a fool.

if she's cheating on you and you don't see the light, then it obviously means there's nothing special. you just have a big crush on her.

if there's something special and you're really in love and she screws another guy, your eye go open like saul at damascus.

love is an all-new feeling that eventually messes up your brain's logical processes and makes us men act like total fools.

it's a disease that's easily cured when the girl breaks and stomps on his heart.

what's the color of love?

what's the color of [male seminal fluid]? 

edited by Seun

last val, for some dumb reason, i got a nice hot slap. at least i did better than my friend who got a pack of viagra

and who's gonna develop these better football games?

man, it's konami forever. they've got the ultimate formula for football games. they've and will always be the best

FORZA WINNING ELEVEN 100!

na wa o. who be this slary guy?