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"CimonJorr"]Me thinks someone has been watching the movie "HITCH" too many times,[/quote]i haven't even seen HITCH.
with what i know, i can guess what the movie is about. i'll definitely see it soon sha.

[quote author=tayotina:
I have just been there c0dec, but am not a lesbian sha oh.

don't mind me tayotina . so what do you think? do you concur?

legry:
Amazing!!!

yeah, that's the word

only 10%?? damn!

i can only wonder how much % a goat uses. i consider goats the stupidest animals ever?

i can't stop laughing my ass off.

I support you 100%. the olympics is boring as it is. it's time to spice things up. forward this link to IOC.

i wonder what happened to the nairaland Vieira.

he's probably changed his nairaland username or maybe he shopping for a juve jersey. 

i present to you a new twist to this never-ending thread.

THIS IS FOR THE REAL MEN especially for you pkrix.

http://c0dec.150m.com/rants/chics.html

Alright. the aim of this thread is to post mysterious, strange, weird facts about life, nature and aliens - a kind of discovery channel.

can't remember some of the cools ones now but here goes.

Did you know, that giraffes only sleep 5 minutes a day?

tell me jogego. how do you[b] really[/b] feel about the vieira depature?

personally, i really don't know what to say about the guy. i didnt watch more that 5 arsenal games last season. if you say he played bull, it's probably because he got bored. like he said, he is looking for a new challenge and he believes JUVE will offer him that.

B.Tech Mathematics and Computer Science

admit it Jogego. you miss your captain.

he only left because he knows who is winning the champions league this next season. FORZA JUVE.

good to have you back bootysue. we were beginning to get worried.

yeah, if you've got it, insure it, then flaunt it.

"Chxta":
JX is not in Germany. He's in Bulgaria. Levskyi Sofija.

man, u really know your football. are u like a football journalist?

trae-z: IMHO, ogbuke at the moment, is as lousy as yakubu. he may improve who knows, we'll see.

UDEZE is just too razz. no control, no finesse and a very tiny brain.

Does anybody know what happened to Justice Christopher? He was impressive at the last world cup. never heard about him since.

"Chxta":
Have no problems with the defence line-up, but Obodo as a DM? For crying out loud, Maresca was the defensive midfielder in Fiorentina last season with Obodo in front of him playing a more offensive role spreading the passes (a role that Obi plays and IMO is better at). As for Olofinjana, he had a chance to really improve his game when he was about to leave Bran and Monaco offered him a contract, but the idiot chose to go to Wolves  which practically put his career at a standstill. Now, if you watch the last U-20 tourney, you'd find that it was Kaita's presence that enables Obi to shine. Had he not been there (a la Makalele), Obi would have had it all to do.

Now, I think Oruma has gone beyond the level where he is hungry to give his all to the team, and IMHO, he is bad for morale. The guy always complains.

Obafemi has a sweet left foot and pace. As has Utaka a right and pace. They should be at the flanks (not wings) running into the centre when necessary, since they are not the traditional kind of wingers (Odiah and Taiwo have shown that they can function as wing backs).

Odemwingie is Okocha's successor, but with a more professional touch at his age than Okocha at the same age. Or am I the only one seeing it?

i agree odemwingie has the touch (that's what french football does to players e.g. okocha). but he was very much a squad player last season with lille. we know he can score goals that why i've likened him to del piero (the old del piero). i think that role suits him perfectly.

i can't agree with you with oruma. he still has something to prove to the national team. BTW, despite his club's average performance, he played exceptionally well. i saw about 4 sochaux games and he impressed me. he's really got vision and his game is back on track. his move to marseille only proves that.

martins. ok. he pretty effective on the flanks as i've seen that in a few inter games (notably vs. 2-2 draw with juve) but he's much more deadly as a frontman. and that's what he's good at - a pain in the ass for defenders.

yes. olofinjana na big fool. when i heard he dumped monaco for english first division, i was dissappointed. he's a real talent but needs competition. he is yet to prove himself among world class players. thats where obodo comes in. i think he can play like pirlo. he may not have been defensive at fiorentina but i believe he can hold his own. he kind of a utility midfield player.

"Chxta":
Can we forget about the following players please:

Okocha (he is the greatest ever, but it is time to move on. I wish to heaven that he had stuck to his guns and stayed retired then).
Aghahowa (I grew up in Benin, and I can assure you that the man wasn't born in 82. He will never fully recover from his current injury)
Aiyegbeni (as far as he is concerned, Middlesborough is more important than Nigeria)

yeah
okocha - way past his prime
aghahowa - well i still like the guy. he may be old but he's always determined.
aiyegbeni - the over-hyped premiership is just hyping this loser player

I've already joined with juventuz.com.  Just haven't started posting.  Still addicted to juvefc.com.

i was going to start this thread but you beat me to it.

yeah. Vieria is virtually a JUVE player. at the moment it's unofficial. FORZA JUVE. though he's a quality player, i don't really fancy the move.

Ayo Makinwa has moved to Palermo. good for him. if he had gone to inter, he would have been a squad player. BTW, palermo is a good team. they'll be playing in the UEFA cup this season.

Chris Obodo is now a Udinese player. He'll be playing in the Champions League.

even though we might not make it for the world cup. i just thought, if u were the eagles coach, what would your team look like?

mine: our classic 4-4-2

-----------------------enyeama-------------------------------

odiah----------yobo-----------enakhire-----------taiwo

--------------------obodo (olofinjana)----------------------

utaka----------------------------------------------? (c0dec)

------------------------oruma (mikel obi)--------------------

------------osaze (makinwa)-----------martins (aghahowa)

what do you think?

paris hilton isn't hot

wtf? whats with the language?

as for me.... she had a mad crush on me and introduced herself. we then started talking... then the crush-level doubled.

not with her anymore but she's never stops calling.

you first

loma my guy. your jokes are too long.

Arthur's Laws of Love:
(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Who's the daddy now?

Why don't we get "cheaters" to investigate?

there's this black comedy? can't remember the name. it features a fat mother and daughter (the mother has a crush on their tall, handsome neighbor).

is size 14 anywhere close to that booty?

well i would really like to know what size 14 is? can you use a famous actress to qualify?

was size is that?

it must be size "perfect"

Right on the money, trae_z, let's see it and we'll advise you.

BTW, what your waist to booty ratio?

If it's like 3:5 like:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/chromegat/buffiePromoPic.jpg
(courtesy trae_z)

Then keep it.

So what's the ratio?

maybe to them. you are annoying. (no offence)

anyway, i hear london is a very socially-cold place.

hey bootysue. i really don't get the picture.

can u like show us your booty? then i'll give u my advice.

i read somewhere (last season) that the top 3 earners are madrid players.

beckham
zidane
ronaldo

madrid know how to spend.

then vieri, del piero, lampard

vieri?! hard to believe. but his salary would definitely drop now that he has moved to milan

email him this link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-798.0.html

liverpool were also successful in the CL because they didn't play english soccer. they played a very effective game that was not entertaining at all using catenaccio (a classic italian strategy).

but i never heard any premiership fan complaining that l'pool played boring.