₦airaland Forum

YoungDaNaval:
You won 25million, and your GIRLFRIEND was arrested, they requested for 24million for bail out.
will you bail her?

No nau.

Who knows what God is planning for her? Maybe God has a plan to elevate her in life via the jail term.

I can't disturb her divine path pls.

In as much as bleaching the skin has long term deleterious effects, I think an exception could be made for Ghanaians for bleaching to not only be encouraged but made compulsory to them.

Dude is so black, I won't be surprised if the mic tells a nigger joke.

I have this one naira note. I'm thinking of what to buy with it.

Terrorists siddon deir own jejely.

Remind me of this thread when y'all start opening new threads with titles like: "ISIS claims responsibility for bomb blast at German liberal mosque"

"Man goes on shooting rampage inside sophisticated liberal mosque in Berlin killing and wounding dozens before being gunned by security operatives"

This some serious ish

Go and plan on what to do for others who aren't so privileged. There are some people who share your birthday but three square meals might be what a happy birthday means to them.

#100 recharge card can mean the difference between losing an opportunity and placing a call to make good use of that opportunity.

You can buy, 1, 10 or 20 cards and think of meaningful ways of sharing them out to nairalanders who really have such needs. Maybe, just maybe, your content might become FP-worthy.

Sometimes in life, to get, you must give. Luke 6:38

I'll reply when it hits fp

Tax credit for internet, electricity and other bills? In this same Nigeria?

Dude, majority of the audience here are Nigerians living in Nigeria.

You might want to restrategise on your plan which I assume is to target the most appropriate audience.

What's this nau?

Make I spread mat for here.

I'm in search of the following in Lagos:

1. Stainless steel flour mill

2. Electrically operated sieve

3. Locally grown popcorn

Nafdac won't carry out these researches. Their own is to run on research results of foreign institutions.

Somewhere in Nollywood right now, some people are putting together a poorly written script on this matter just to be the first to come out with a release.

Aww

Please, let's all be humans once again and forgive. We should suspend the death penalty in their case. They have shown remorse already. Their cries are quite pitiful.

Instead of being executed, they should all be used for human trials in medical research. If they die well, at least they were useful one last time to humanity. Abi?

Tiny23:
Guess you can see I didn't write/compose that?

People are spending their resources to propagate good, you're investing in propagating the opinions of the scum of the earth and you're claiming innocence.

Madam, you're more than guilty by association.

More like guilty by propagation.

These people shouldn't be killed. They're still very useful to humanity.

They should be donated as live subjects to medical research corps.

Die just like that? No way!

If I had my way, humiliation will be the least of his worries.

And I'll keep him and his cronies alive.

I mean, we seriously need live subjects in medical research for Christ's sake.

They leveraged on their victims' values and today they, in turn, are the valuable assets. Let's be wise.

A bad workman quarrels with his tools.

Fela don talk am before :

"My people are senseless, my people are useless, my people are indisciplined; which kain talk be dat o, na animal talk be dat o . . .

My people are senseless, my people are useless, my people are indisciplined; which kain talk be dat o, na Nigerian government o . . . "

Did Evans kidnap her into the marriage?

She saw all these attributes and still went on to marry him.

I'll revisit this later.

He should join us on the lawn tennis court this morning. His libido will more than surprise her.

Since you feel a ScienceChallenge will be a better activity, you'd have done well by starting it. And I know you're doing absolutely nothing about it because if you were you won't have time to worry about what else others are doing.

Let me even ask,
Is it your time that the viewers are using? Or is it your device and/or data? Is it your sleep that they're losing? I'm certain that it's not your mouth that they're using?

Op, in your profile, it says "there's no god except . . . ". Has anyone attempted to castigate you, saying you could have used that space better or that your message is unfounded?

Y'all have never spoken out against the thousands of people who spend their nights in clubs and other such places because I'm at a loss as to how such activities help in producing malaria meds in Nigeria.

What am I trying to say? It's simple: until someone comes to, so much as, ask you to join the challenge, mind your own business.

I don't know this Joy Isi girl but since she's into sharing her opinions on what other people are doing and/or not doing, I'll stoop low very briefly here - it's a weekend. Here's a Shether-esque of a piece on her. I kept reminding myself that it wasn't Remy Ma speaking

http://feminine.com.ng/2016/09/20/facebook-on-fire-as-omotoyosi-ogunbanwo-eviscerates-joy-isi-bewaji-with-sub-post/

Holykiss4kind:
This man shortness don enter him brain, buhari medical bills alone is enough to create 3k jobs.

I wish there was a way to determine with an appreciable amount of certainty, the cost of the President's medical tourism so far in 2016.

If they had, among other important things, prioritised high quality free or affordable healthcare for all Nigerians, we won't have to be forking out pounds at between N450 and N600 exchange rate to be paying needless bills.

All public servants wards don't school in Nigeria. They don't patronise Nigerian healthcare services. They don't wear Nigerian apparel. I suppose it should be insane tobexpect these sectors to record any growth when their poster boys and girls openly denounce them.

The president, governors, ministers and all other public servants are humans and then, Nigerians. Not one of them is a better human being than myself or any other Nigerian.

enimooko:
ARE YOU A ....

Of course, I'm a Nigerian

I'm wondering which private sector jobs are being referred to.

The unbelievably bizarre economic policies sent businesses crumbling. Guinness Nigeria recorded a loss for the first time since '84 (during Buhari's 1st stint as Nigerian leader). It's like stabbing someone in the back, calling an ambulance immediately after and then going to brag about saving the victim's life.

Before assuming power, the current administration identified corruption as something to be attended to. With this in the background, promises on jobs, economic growth and stuff were made.

Now, at every turn, good old corruption is being blamed for these colossal failures.

Things that we used to take for granted are now taking us for granted. Even lame uhmkombotty-drinking South Africans are now playing us like Brazilians in our own backyard.

Before assuming power, the current administration identified corruption as something to be attended to with alacrity. With this in the background, promises on jobs, economic growth and stuff were made.

Saraki was cleared of charges. Corrupt judges have all been returned to their respective courts. Fuel price that Nigerians fought for, that surprisingly, the APC lent voice to, has been doubled. I lost a fortune to their school boy economic policies. Guinness Nigeria recorded their second loss (the first being, not surprisingly, in 1984. Don't ask me who was the president then). Now, at every turn, good old corruption is being blamed for these colossal failures. And more.

Things that we used to take for granted are now taking us for granted. Even South African footballers are now playing us like Brazilians in our own backyard.

We don't need a government that will create 3 million jobs. No one asked for that. We don't even want a government that will set out to create one job. That's a classic case of misplaced priority. Putting the doggone cart before the horse.

We need, in my humble opinion, a government that understands and delivers the basics of life in the best way possible.

We need to identify the individuals that will form this government now. The current crop are mostly selfish because they lack good training and ignorant because they lack wisdom.

ednited:
I'll be adding more pic. But they can't have an embassy in Nigeria, it's a city but not a country

Just say you don't know if Ethiopia has an embassy in Nigeria.

davidif:
What kind of useless meme is this? I pity the person that follows this advice.

Dude, go get a sense of humour