₦airaland Forum

excanny:
you failed the last one, you will be hawking okra if it repeats itself

Initially, I was being careful because I was uncertain about your mental capacity and assumed that your thoughtless post was just an occasional faux pas.

Now, with every post/comment you've managed to clear my doubts the more.

My assumptions were wrong.

Please, pardon me for ever quoting/replying you.

I admit my wrong. I agree that I am a prospective ume candidate and you're 10yrs older than I am.

excanny:
You really should be off Nairaland and start preparing for your UTME.

If you think I should be preparing for UME and you're ten years older than I am, I am not just older than you are.

I mean, if your folks see me spanking you, they'd prolly come and hold your legs mouth cos you'd still be spewing trash.

excanny:
So why are you reasoning like Wizkids little niece？

Mr. Old Man look, getting old is inevitable but getting wise is optional. Just try to act your age abeg.

Tired of this childishness.

I'm trying to imagine a hypothetical situation where the USA has a president of Hawaiian origin and, he goes ahead to deliver a speech to all Americans in his local American but, albeit Hawaiian dialect.

Hell, even the Russians, Cubans and Chinese would cry foul at such a bizarre development!

APC tho, so we've now moved from "body language" to Hausa language. Na wa


Nairaland and error 502. I hope this post doesn't get pushed to the 2nd or 3rd page.

excanny:
10 years your senior.

So, why are you reasoning like Davido's retarded nephew?

Anyways, I greet you sir.

I'm going to come now


Well, there's no problem. As far as my little knowledge can stretch, the Nigerian constitution neither accomodates nor provides for the existence and/or manifestation of charms, spells, witchcraft, voodoo, divinations and the like.

Hopefully, the involved persons will each have their day in court.

Now, that's a beautiful snake there

Definitely not

Do you have a Mobil station for sale?

Breakfast for NCAN exco members

excanny:
Can police arrest a soldier? Na lie joor.

How old are you?

I think the graduate is from the eastern part

What's the exact location?

What's the size in sqm and price?

When can it be inspected?

What's your contact?

All I can see is that they all moved from native attires to Ralph Laurens.

All of them.

chucs:
Brain and beauty

And skill. And talent

Interesting

Iamwrath:
Why should i ? i asked a question, that's not an insult

This the theory section.

Question 1 below your 1st comment carries 20marks and is optional.

Question 2 below your 2nd comment carries 45marks and is compulsory.

Good luck!

Iamwrath:
What have you contributed to make things work ?

Have you recorded a police officer collecting bribe and sent the video to servicom ?[b/]


Do you pay nepa bills or are you one of the ones who use direct connection and use prepaid to decieve NEPA ?


Have you ever volunteered to teach students in your community , just out of free will , not expecting sex from that figure 8 under 17 y/o girl ?



[b] Judiciary nko , did you report or blow whistle for any judge you can confirm was bribed to upturn a case or are you part of the boys always chanting babaoooo e fun mi lowo ?

Do you really mean these or you're just kidding?

What of the numerous witness cases, video cases and whistleblowing cases including the one not too long ago that culminated in the return of corrupt judges to their respective courts?

I think you should apologise to the OP

Okay, so what do you want to be done?

Do you want to send Evans to kidnap them?

No. 6.

Yes boss, I don't even need a second introduction.

I'm ready


Errm, oga OP, abeg no vex, just add one line talking bout what to do if a snake or crocodile manages to enter one's premises or house and then add a clip or picture of the intruder(s). I need to see FP

I know this isn't your original work but it doesn't have to be brown sugar. White sugar should suffice. Yeasts will readily ferment sugars to yield CO2.



For every life that this information might save, and every penny that would have been spent on medication, may your creator give you inexplicable joy and the grace to be even better than you are.

I'll try to propagate this any way I can because irrelevant gist no go allow mods to see road.

You're blessed.

Oseti go!

See how i rushed to read thinking they were naija ladies.

La fleur de paris et al have different orientation from all these La slay mama de Lagos et abuja around.

Na so

We know so much about the problem.

What is needed is the solution.

We want to see a list of solutions to these problems. And then, the will and action to back up these solutions with execution.

I mean, if we go back to nairaland archives from a decade ago, I bet we'll find similar collations on problems without proferring of solutions.

Eleyi gidi gan

I think it's just that the calculator has been programmed for such complex mathematical theorems and laws while the phone hasn't. It boils down to the programming.

There are still manoeuvres that the Casio device won't dream of handling that a TI calculator will take care of perfectly. It's just the level of programming put into the devices.

Paradigmpastor:
Jesus did spoke in tongue.. Go read ur bible

Where in the bible did Jesus speak in tongues?

MuttleyLaff:
Speaking in tongues is one of the manifestations of the holy spirit

How can you say:
''The holy spirit manifested AFTER the resurrection of Jesus Christ''

Read 1 Corinthians 12:7-10, to see how each person has been given the ability to manifest in different ways, the Holy Spirit

Jesus had manifested all the mentions in 1 Corinthians 12:7-10 (i.e. speaking in tongues inclusive) BEFORE and not AFTER His resurrection

Jesus did speak in tongues
but didnt have to speak in more than the necessary tongue(s) needed for His listening audience

Where in the bible did Jesus speak in tongues?

Ademat7:
Do u mean 15,500 because that's d price I see online

No. Five thousand five hundred naira only

Speaking in tongues is a manifestation of the holy spirit.

The holy spirit manifested AFTER the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Jesus couldn't not have spoken in tongues.

Ademat7:
I need where I could get this whether mainland or island in Lagos.biko

Mushin. I bought it there in '14 for #5500