Romance › Re: Cute Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride by calcal: 12:53am On Dec 01, 2021 |
Beautiful, congrats. |
Car Talk › Re: Cab Driver Confronts Soldier Who Smashed His Car Windscreen In Lagos (video) by calcal: 12:48am On Dec 01, 2021 |
soldier directing traffic, this is a military regime now. |
Politics › Re: 2023: Nigeria May Break Up If APC Wins - Iyorchia Ayu by calcal: 12:16pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
okeyumez: Kettle calling kettle black. PDP is APC and APC is PDP. You're all the same economic bandits with only looting idealogy. PDP Chairman should tell us what he has contributed to National growth. How many people has he lifted from poverty in that his backward hometown? Talk is cheap Comparing the two, during PDP, no mass arrest of the youths, security better, freedom of speech, all offenses are not treasonable. now Try speak out, next day you and your family will be in jail, Try to buy an exotic car, the next day you and your family will be felons, possessing of laptop is treasonable under APC |
Crime › Re: Lady Begs After She Was Caught Stealing From A Fabric Store In Lagos (Video, Pix by calcal: 2:22am On Nov 30, 2021 |
POLYGAMY: IYAEBE DA  Iyaebe ti sa si abe oko  |
Career › Re: 9 Clear Signs You Will Be Poor - FinancialSlot by calcal: 1:45am On Nov 30, 2021 |
The system is designed that 70% of the world population will live below average.
in the case of Africa, this number is above 90%. |
Agriculture › Re: Ibom Coconut Refinery Taking Shape… Photos by calcal: 1:26am On Nov 30, 2021 |
The zoo has hundreds of universities producing first-class graduates in thousands yearly, still, Oyinbos have to come from thousands of kilometers to construct an ordinary coconut refinery.
Where are the educated people? |
Politics › Re: APC Splits As Faction Attacks Buhari, Sacks Buni, Names Audu As Chairman by calcal: 1:15am On Nov 30, 2021 |
“However laughable, the criminal attempt of the purported group to usurp the leadership of the President Muhammadu Buhari-led APC now bothers on treasonable felony. The zoo at it again, any offense is treasonable. zoo language is KILL, so guys be careful |
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests 60 At "Yahoo Boys’" Awards Night In Abeokuta by calcal: 1:06am On Nov 30, 2021 |
exotic cars, electronic devices, laptop computers and mobile phones. possessing the above is a crime. Enjoy |
Politics › Re: Jos Jailbreak: 11 Persons Killed, 262 Inmates Flee, 12 Recaptured by calcal: 1:00am On Nov 30, 2021 |
id4sho:

My people self dey fear too much We fear for the thing we no see We fear for the air around us We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight for liberty We fear to fight for justice We fear to fight for happiness We always get reason to fear
We no want die We no want wound We no want quench We no want go I get one child Mama dey for house Papa dey for house
I want build house I don build house I no want quench I want enjoy I no want go Ah
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Anikulapo Kuti Fela Sorrow Tears and Blood lyrics © The above fit to describe an average Yoruba person |
Celebrities › Re: AY & His Wife, Mabel Makun Celebrate 13th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by calcal: 12:47am On Nov 30, 2021 |
sure, the wife must be Oyinbo. |
Romance › Re: Apart From Sex What Else Do You Do With Your Partner? by calcal: 11:02pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
NL is a good place to pass away time. |
Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: FG Develops Code Of Conduct For Facebook, Instagram by calcal: 10:50pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
If Satoshi did not disappear, he will be in jail now for money laundry.
The solution is a decentralized application, community govern, no ownership.
Just look at the zoo, twitter is not selling any products, what is the need for the office in the zoo. |
Romance › Re: I Am A 35-Year-Old Single Guy. I Want To Build Small Estate Before Marriage by calcal: 10:42pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
You better marry now and have time for yourself later.
you can build the house also since you are a money man.
I had my 2 sons before 30, right now they have both finished college and working, I have time to stay with you guys and enjoy myself. |
Business › Re: Business Might Not Be For Everyone. My Bitter Experiences by calcal: 3:33pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
olamoses75: Good days ahead bro. Don't give up. BTW, how about your education? You didn't update us on that. The guy is educated already to American standards. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests 70-year-old Woman, Intercepts 12385kg Drugs Smuggled Into Lagos by calcal: 3:11pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
You are from the south, you have no dignity omowolewa: Why displaying her picture, has she been convicted.
It's against Human Rights,
If you encourage this, it may be your mama's turn tomorrow. She could be displayed for what she didn't do or did out of legally allowed errors. What happens to her image thereafter.
Case of the lady aledge of smuggling drugs to Saudi is there for you to reference.
Baba Suwe and NDLEA issues came to mind, maybe the poor man could still be living today.
I understand you well but human dignity should be uphold even if and when they have been condemned to death. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I Pay My Tithe Without Going To Church? by calcal: 3:07pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
Frenzy01: I'm at a crossroad. I feel like I should start taking responsibilities by paying my tithes from the little I have now but the problem is I'm not a church type. It's been over 2 years that I last went to a church cos of some personal reasons and convictions.
Now, how do I take care of my responsibilities as a Christian(I still see myself as a Christian, just that some of the things been done in the church today doesn't sit well with me). How do I pay my tithe without going to church Invest your money in something reasonable. Remember Jesus was killed by the authority even though he was a nice guy and never committed any crime. |
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria Air Will Commence Operation With Three Rented Planes by calcal: 3:37am On Nov 28, 2021 |
“So you purchase it the same way you purchase shares in any company and later it is our hope that it will be listed and go through IPO (Initial Public Offering) and so on.” "it is our hope": Redflag - scam |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates 15 Years Of Blogging (Photos) by calcal: 2:46am On Nov 28, 2021 |
so beautiful! |
Business › Re: Akara And Pap Business by calcal: 2:43am On Nov 28, 2021 |
Ulunne777: It depends on area though and your resolve to not sell on credit.The woman at my junction closed up after 6 months.Lapo/debt.
With the price of gas,firewood,beans,maize and groundnut oil especially,I dey fear to chop fried food outside.I'm always of condemned oil a lot of vendors use to cook in Nigeria.
What is killing us is plenty. say that again! who no go no know |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bodmas Kemepadei Dumps Christianity For Egbesu Worship (Photo) by calcal: 2:32am On Nov 28, 2021 |
juju is an offense in the zoo, he should be ready to face the music |
Politics › Re: Black Soot During Heavy Rainfall In Port Harcourt Pix by calcal: 2:16am On Nov 28, 2021 |
The solution is to stop the drill LibertyRep: What other evidence is there to show how degraded the environment is?
If the water could be this dirty, what else are going to say about the air they breathe.
Sadly, some people are feeding fat on this discharge that will likely cause lung related issues for the residents in years to come.
Methinks Port Harcourt residents should be gifted packs of nose masks and be availed medical check-ups while the perpetrators are compelled to pay compensation. |
Crime › Re: Witchcraft And Charms Are Illegal In Nigeria. Read What The Law Provides On Them by calcal: 12:43am On Nov 28, 2021 |
Senseless zoo!
How do you prove beyond reasonable doubt that this is a charm?
zoo killing her own tradition, oma se oo! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Leaders In The North Appeal To Davido For Help by calcal: 9:26pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
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Food › Re: Which Of These 3 Meals Would You Remove Forever? (Pictures) by calcal: 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
As a Yorubaman, Eba is cassava which is proportional to the functionality of the libido to satisfy the want of the big ass, big chest Rasidatu, Silikatu, Simbiatu etc.
C. Noodles is out |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed 15 Years For Selling Drug That Killed Teenager In USA by calcal: 5:29pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
BigSarah: Passing off fentanyl as Oxy, if he wanted to pull a scam why not dud tablets.. Fentanyl administered in wrong dosage is even deadlier than heroine, even tho Fentanyl is cheaper than heroine...
DON'T DO DRUGS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.. So, it is okay to do drugs if you know what you are doing. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: China And Uganda Dismiss Report That The Chinese Are Taking Over Entebbe Airport by calcal: 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
ojun50: See the nigeria blogger and local jorn are rushing to spread the misinformation.
This world don spoil finish
Nigerians don dey fear make chain no take over this country You're right, if no one says anything, china will take over |
Politics › Re: Gani Adams: Bandits, Kidnappers Have Relocated To Kwara, Kogi by calcal: 4:36pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
The traitor is back from his hideout! |
Politics › Re: Buhari’s ‘DEEL’ With Nigerian Youths by calcal: 4:32pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Let's do the Math the lazy Youths, Today you are benefitting from this program, not because the zoo considered you as part of the system. Credit should be given to those brave youths among you, they risk their lives, may the soul of the departed one rest in peace, the like of Ikonso, Alfa to mention a few. Those presently in jail for some of you to benefit from one program or the other, hope you guys are praying for them. If not for the effort of the brave one the zoo will not do anything, non-violence demanding of development will not work in the zoo remember. presidency: BUHARI’S ‘DEEL’ WITH NIGERIAN YOUTHS
By FEMI ADESINA
What’s the deal for youths in the country, particularly from the Muhammadu Buhari administration? That is a question that often comes from different quarters.
Well, the deal for the largest demographic composition, representing about 65% of our population, has been encapsulated under the acronym DEEL. And it’s a big deal, standing for Digital Skill Acquisition, Employability, Entrepreneurship, and Leadership.
Unfolding the deal behind DEEL last week at the State House Press Briefing was Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Sunday Dare, who disclosed that his Ministry has the mandate to promote the physical, mental and socio-economic development of the youth through the advancement and protection of their rights within Nigeria.
But is the job being done? How, and to what end? The Ministry has the duty of developing the youth, and also sports. But let’s focus on the youth component in this piece, as it is quite a germane issue, which often sends those involved into dangerous and illegal migration, in which they dare both the Sahara Desert, and the Mediterranean Sea, all in the bid to get to ‘greener’ pastures in Europe, and other parts of the world.
A few survive the misadventure, while the larger number perish in the famished bowels of the Desert, or the watery enclave of the Sea. But why should our youths stay at home? Minister Dare unfurled the reasons.
DEEL. Digital Skill Acquisition. Entrepreneurship. Employability. Leadership.
Under D, the Minister says a minimum number of 6523 of our youths have been trained in robotics and artificial intelligence. Others have been tutored in mobile device repairs, 30,000 have benefited from what is called Digital Youth Nigeria through the IBM Digital Nation Africa, and 10,000 Youth Corps members benefited in Digital skills training.
There are also trainings in youth entrepreneurship for vulnerable youths, and applicant recruitment across the six geopolitical zones in the country, with a budget of N5.2 billion.
Under E, Entrepreneurship, the sum of N75 billion is to be spent over three years, 2020-2023. Called the Nigeria Youth Investment Fund (NYIF), it is an initiative of the Ministry of Youth and Sports Development, and is funded by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
The aim is to invest in the innovative ideas, skills and talent of our youths, thereby turning them into entrepreneurs, wealth creators and employers of labour, contributing to national development. The intention is to generate 500,000 jobs between 2020-2023.
According to Minister Dare, the sum of N2.9 billion has been disbursed so far under the CBN/NIRSAL arrangement, while 25,000 applicants have been evaluated and are undergoing final stage of training before funds disbursement.
Hear testimonials of some beneficiaries of NYIF: “I will like to send my appreciation to Mr President and the Ministry for the good job done to make sure the fund got to the right people.” Suleiman Abdulkadir.
Yemi Kemi Borisade: “Thank you Mr President for approving this fund through the Ministry of Youth and Sports. God bless Nigeria, God bless Mr President.”
And another beneficiary: “I thank the Federal Government through the Federal Ministry of Youth and Sports for the opportunity to benefit and scale up my business.”
About 5,258 youths have already benefited from the MSME loan.
In a digital age, the onus is on literate youths to apply online, to become beneficiaries. They need not look for godfathers to help, as it is available for all and sundry. Our youths need to eschew cynicism and skepticism, and step into what has been provided for them. The saying that “nothing ventured, nothing gained,” still rings true. The testimonies are from different parts of the country under the scheme.
There’s the Nigeria Online Youth Assembly (NOYA), which is a purpose-built portal by the Ministry to enable youths get job opportunities, scholarships for personal development, and it presently has over 98, 300 youths signed up.
Instead of joining NOYA, we have millions of youths who are online, spewing hatred against their country, its leadership, and being purveyors of fake news, and hatred. It’s surely not the way to go.
There are series of opportunities for our youths to improve their employability, and acquire leadership skills. There’s the Work Experience Programme (WEP), designed to provide opportunities for them to obtain technical and work readiness skills that will increase their potential for employment, through placement in various organizations for a period of three months.
Under President Buhari, stipend payable to NYSC members has been increased from N18,000 monthly to N33,000. Over 3000,000 youth benefit from this.
Opportunities abound for our youths to benefit from different provisions under DEEL. But they have to go for what has been provided, and not just bemoan their fate, lamenting that nothing is being done for them. Leadership is taken, not given on a platter. They asked for the Not Too Young to Run law, they got it. Let them use what they now have.
The truth is that the focal points of the Buhari administration have been designed to give our youths a future and a hope. When insurgency and banditry are being robustly fought, it is so that the youths can have a country. When efforts are made to retune, diversify and make the economy robust, it is for the youth. And when corrupt people are jailed and their loots recovered, it is for the youths to have a future.
Let there be no disruptive tendencies from our youths again. Let them know that they are stakeholders in the country, their country, and they have roles to play in salvaging Nigeria. It’s a big deal, and DEEL is a good way to get there.
*Adesina is Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity |
Politics › Re: ₦17 Billion Paris Club Refund Landed Obiano On EFCC’s Watch List by calcal: 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
The man said what the zoo doesn't want to here "Going back to my base in America after my tenure"
This is a treasonable offense in the zoo, he will be killed, stay watching! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by calcal: 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
When a sitting governor said "I will go back to my base in America after my tenure next year"
and you think going to serve the devil is a good option for you. Good luck
same you said you don't like being boss around and your business blah blah |
Politics › Re: I Will Relocate To The U.S. After My Tenure - Obiano Replies EFCC by calcal: 5:33am On Nov 27, 2021 |
What did you expect him to be doing in the zoo after his tenure?
A beg come back HOME, God Bless America |
Romance › Re: When Someone Gives Your Girlfriend N500k, You’ll Realize True Love Doesn’t Exist by calcal: 3:43am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Cashsteady: Seriously Nigerian girls are just plain useless and this is the truth... They are just nothing but broke useless hoes who only cares about money... Reason why white girls are far better. You hardly see a white girl dating a guy because of the money.. even if a rich nigga is trying to bribe them, they tell you no straight up and even tell you to Bleep off with your money. Reason why most of them cheats over there is probably because they found a bigger dick than their partners they don't cheat for the money..
Yahoo boys of 18 years old dey tear pussy of a married lady of 30 years . Why? Because of the money!
Na only Nigeria girl you' go dey text she no go reply but once you say send aza fast fast she don reply.
This their money mentally is so annoying tbf ... No real girl in Nigeria all are just after fucking money..
Niggas you better make money and secure a better life for yourself outside this country, marry better oyinbo girl rather all this useless liabilities Called Nigerian girls. Say it again! illiterate oyinbo girl way better than educated Nigerian girl. |