₦airaland Forum

They are all Muslim, so it is okay for them to sit on the floor.

Zico5:
The last straw that will break the Carmel back is looming removal of subsidy. If this is done Nigeria is gone. We will all fight to take back this country from these cankerworm and looters.

Fight ke! you will be killed like chicken.

No one will join you fight bro, they preferred to die in poverty than fight to achieve a better life.

temitope27:
keep deceiving ur self, I av said it before most nairaland girls don't av sense

sure, they have holes.

ijustdey:
We’ll Train Them Locally’, Nigeria Declines Germany’s Offer To Train Police Recruits



https://dailytrust.com/well-train-them-locally-nigeria-declines-germanys-offer-to-train-police-recruits

30000, na colonization or what?

what about dealing with those issues that are leading to those riots.

Ebukawaylaid:
Good morning Ladies and gentle men.
This morning, I got a call from my younger sister telling me that she has seen her WAEC Results. However, the tone of her voice was somehow not good. I suspected that something was wrong... I saw the results finally and here are are grades

Christian Religious Studies - E8
Economics - F9
Government - C5
Literature-in- English - C6
Civic Education - E8
English Language - D7
Yoruba - C4
Mathematics - B3
Catering Craft practice - F9


Please, help me advice her on which course she can study in the university with this WAEC results.
Mods , please I will appreciate if it is moved to front page for more advice. Thanks

Ever since the way most of the results look like, is like the distribution of grades.

One should wonder if this child scored C6 in English literature, I think the English language should same if not better.

reseat of-course.

This man will be approaching 60, very sad.

This is not a case of Nairaland but the court, the court will be able to settle for them.

Youths, hope you are all reading this and think before any business commitment with your Nigerian wife.

If this man married an Italian woman, the case will be settled in court simple as ABC.

E.g. Gate vs Malinda, no noise

Kanye vs Kin, no noise. the system is there to protect both parties.

ifytrik:
He said the registration fee is 450thound naira,

Redflag - scam

and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Redflag - scam

temitope27:
Police ke? Are you ok at all

Of-course the guy is not okay

RIP Rashidi Yekini,

Na so those imams killed him.

Juliusmomoh:
I don commot my hand from nigeria matter kpatakpata...

If una like, make una bomb una self...

Today bad news.
Tomorrow bad news..

A 24 years old guy wey suppose de plan how him life go take better, is here carrying bomb...

Do i blame him? Hell no.

I blame the vegetable up there. Who make life hard for commom man...

My advice to whosoever reading this is:

Try as much as possible to commot this corntree for pipu wey get am..

Is better to be a tree in oyibo land than to person in this ass-hole...

I Sometime blame my grand-father.

Do you know that the people who are taken as slave to american in the olden days are the people we called 'black american' nowadays ?.. They are enjoying american money now.

My grand-father refuse to follow them.. Now see me in nigeria shouting 'up nepa !!!'

If you like take my word personal, na you sabi.

I don talk my own..

2022 is my year.. I will not blame anybody again...

Wish me safe trip to chile..

Safe trip, God be with you.

Live, the way they are living over there

Never worry to send money to the zoo, zoo minimum wage only to your parents.

Forget about your relatives and friends.

Make new friends overthere with time.

Don't get too close to Nigerians

if possible don't marry a Nigeria

Remember nothing good is in the zoo.

Emergingnation:
Lol ! Abeg let Nigeria divide to enable Arewa North govern themselves with thier preferred Sharia rules through Hisbah terrorist

You are committing a treasonable offense which carries the death pena!

amazingspiderma:
No amnesty for him, but Boko Haram are camped and fed.

justice is for the south, sorry, the slaves have no right to kidnap.

aremuforlife:
Stop believing rubbish, you have just been fooled by your imaginary friend.
Even the pounds we are talking about, what can you use one pound to buy in UK?
We all know what we can buy with #780.
Devaluation of naira should be a blessing to us, but we are too lazy to work on the advantages.
Devaluation of naira is more profitable to diasporians.

aremu olodo is at it again!

JungleJustice01:
I've been thinking strongly of relocating these past couple years and I've made up mind I'm going for it in 2022.

I'm awaiting my IELTS result already and will redo if needed.

A little bio
31 years with about 8 years professional experience in Agric, top tier companies, married with 1 child and expecting one by June next year. I'll be able to come up with #5million for this project.

3 options on my mind.

1. Canada skilled migration
2. Australian skilled migration
3. Post graduate in Germany.

I've breezed through their pages but there's so much information to consume and so right now, I want to make a reasonable choice I can follow through to the end.

Which option do I have/has the best prospects for me please. I've thought of USA post graduate but the tuitions are just too high.

Thanks

As a professional farmer, Australia is your best choice, many villages are looking for persons like you.

oluwaahmed:
Very good. This news.made my day. Like the saying goes; a good terrorist is a dead one
This is how jihadist and their apologists should be treated in Nigeria.

For forget that Nigeria is not a country but zoo

The guy is very right, football is when a person is still young with a lot of energy but schooling is anytime.

treatise:
i can eat foods without meat/fish/egg but not with Eba; heartburn would start after eating it.

conclusion.....?

Eba is not a good food

NovesaTillie:
I was benefitting good orgasm and companionship when I Need it after a hard day at the office.... He's really good at harder harder harder
Though he has stopped picking my calls.

Because he is not benefiting anything good from you.

Calabar big ooo, who no go no know!

Ahmed0336:
D earlier you leave her and focus on growing your biz, the better for you.

Best advice so far.

She will never be satisfied

Lagosianswag:
Since I graduate I never use my certificate work







...And I've Been Making Money During & After School

You are using it, it is called self-employed.

No money, no fineboy. stop fooling yaself.

RIP Suwe Baba, Baba Suwe.

FalseProphet1:
The court in USA jails people of different nationality, why should that of Nigeria become news.

We are the ones destroying our own image with our shitty media.

This I have seen.

Mr. man calm down, the news is very okay, those aiming to commit the same should be aware of the consequence.

Mr. Sulemon, 32 years old still naive and believe in the zoo. how can someone be stealing from a place is making his living and sending the money to the zoo. probably, village people were involved.

To all scammers and scammer sympathizers stay away from America, you will be caught, jailed, and deported.

All transactions with cards are puplic, you can't escape it.

Don't try the USA, you will be caught, it's just a matter of when?

If you see USA identity walker pass, you can't hide.

Again, anyone that got out of that country stop sending money to the zoo. just a little to help your parents is okay.

Your HOME is where you are making your living and not where you are born.

Live like an American and forget about the zoo.

2elliot:
If the whites continued to have your kind of mentally, blacks would have still been slaves to them. And if only every black was afraid of the slave masters and did not agitate, we would all remain properties of the white man. The greatest danger every generations of humans face against is not the presence of tyrants and oppressive men, but the lack of brave men to fight and emancipate the people. As much as every generations have a ready available tyrants, the people must always produce a saviour.

You are right bro..!

The zoo will never develop as much as people are not ready to die but the funny thing is that they are dying like chickens every day.

that's nice,

Iyaebe, you dey here? endurance is the key to achieving success.

The zoo is coming for them, most will not finish, some will die in the process.

Just continue to shout sai bubu if una wan complete that school.

fitinwell:
Buhari has giving up about Security in Nigeria...

This will continue until , Nigeria is govern under the right leadership..

Nigeria doesn't have a functional constitution..

Everyone in Nigeria is Above the Law..

Anything goes for nothing..

Make God Save us from these real Bandits called
Nigerian Police Force,. FSars, Nigerian Army,Custom ...

can you summarize the above in one word?

merits:
wellcome to the royal family of jagaban.
daughter:iya loja of lagos state.
son:aspire governor of lagos state 2023
wife:currently a senator.
jagaban:aspire president 2023.
help me ask them as them.na their life will come?

Good morning!

That's for the mumu in the south. They increase the money to cover for the north.

The guy na popular gigolo! his cassava is big, sure the second-hand woman will enjoy it.