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Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by calcal: 5:41pm On Dec 12, 2020
bestman09:
Take her back if you really love her and if she is sincerely remorseful for what she did, not because of the money you spent marrying her.

The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know and the grass is not greener at the other side
BEST ONE SO FAR
Politics › Re: President Buhari Condemns Attack On Katsina School, Orders Army, Police To Act by calcal: 5:37pm On Dec 12, 2020
SO THE REPORT IS TRUE THAT 600 PERSONS
Politics › Re: Claims Of 600 Abducted Katsina Students Untrue - Nigerian Police by calcal: 5:30pm On Dec 12, 2020
DennisEche:
I know the report is a lie from South West propaganda news print(Sahara Reporters) Sowere pls leave our North .
The North is not Nigeria problem kindly focus on your region
#Fakenewskills
UNITED ARAB EMIRATE HAS 7 NATIONS IN ONE FEDERATION, WHAT'S WRONG IN HAVING SUCH IN NIGERIA? THEN NO ONE WILL INTERFERE WITH ANOTHER PERSON MATTER.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Caught With N454 Million Cash At Jomo Kenyatta Int-airport by calcal: 5:25pm On Dec 12, 2020
EVILFOREST:
How many Times have you heard of a WHITE MAN laundering money to AFRICA...?
Is this not Foolishness...?
Are we really normal..?
AFRICA, IS LIKE TAKING YOUR MONEY TO THE FOREST
Crime › Re: Residents Flee Community As Robbers Write About Impending “Christmas Visit" by calcal: 5:07pm On Dec 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
That's Terrible!

But those who Know their GOD Will stand their Ground!
Those who understand who they are in GOD will not move an inch!

Armed Robbers know their Targets!

They run From us! Not the other way round!
OK, WAIT FOR THEM.

THOSE THAT CALLED GOD FOR COVID-19 ARE WITH THE GOD TO DAY
Politics › Re: Lekki Shootings: CNN Objects To Lagos Panel’s Invitation by calcal: 4:49pm On Dec 12, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtcW-LKYXkY

PARIS WON'T STOP.

WHY SHOULD NIGERIA STOP?
Crime › Re: Local Govt Staff In Benue Burns Himself To Death Over Unpaid 3 Years Allowance by calcal: 2:42am On Dec 12, 2020
tHE GUY NA IDIOT

HE FOR TAKE SOME POLITICIANS ALONG
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Approves Free Healthcare For 50,000 Orphans, Elderly, Vulnerable by calcal: 2:08am On Dec 12, 2020
DURING JAKANDE SCHOOL AND HEALTH CARE WERE FREE FOR ALL.

TINUBU DESTROYED EVERYTHING.

GO THE NORTH ALL THESE THINGS ARE FREE
Education › Re: Katsina Govt Bans Whatsapp Groups In Schools & Prohibits Facebook Among Workers by calcal: 2:49am On Dec 10, 2020
Fahdiga1:
The home state of the tyrant we have as a president. not surprised
Actually, the guy is correct, think of it very well, the guy was saying in the schools and government.

using social media, you are giving out your information.
Politics › Re: Borno: Capital Projects Get 65% As Zulum Budgets ₦208 Billion For 2021 by calcal: 2:34am On Dec 10, 2020
Arrewa:
Nice one zulum!!

We are solidly behind you!!

Borno shall rise again!!
Poverty dey this country very well.
the whole state budget is less than $5 billion, just imagine that BIAFRA takes their oil.

weytin these people go chop?
Travel › Re: Should I Marry Here Or When I Travel Overseas? by calcal: 2:30am On Dec 10, 2020
sweetmelanin:
You are a single guy, this is one of the best positions one can be in when planning to migrate ... why would it even cross your mind to tie yourself down at this point?

Marry now and you will have to hustle twice as hard to take care of yourself, whilst also maintaining a woman back home and struggling to bring her over to where you are - of which ..if your plans fail or you're not able to secure your stay on time, she might get antsy and move on without you.

This is an unnecessary burden when you can easily find someone to settle down with abroad... there are lots of decent black British, black American, black Canadian girls of Nigerian heritage you can fall in love and build a future with - who will also be happy to help you secure your stay through marriage.
Must he marry to a black?
Only do not marry African, never, never.
Politics › Re: No Protest, Gathering In Lagos State - Police by calcal: 2:26am On Dec 08, 2020
Calmblaze:
My take on this a motivational speaker:

No sane country would ban its citizens from carrying out a peaceful protest.

I would advice the youths to stay calm and plan better.

These old, pot belly and selfish politicians are currently in control of everything (water, light, economy, security, money, transport etc.)

Don't forget that what is worth doing is worth doing well.

Elimination is needed (I wouldn't explain this further).
YES OOO!
Politics › Re: Rufai Hanga: President Buhari Afraid Of Coup by calcal: 1:32am On Dec 08, 2020
The north elites are afraid of de-amalgamation for obvious reasons.

ENDLESS POVERTY
INSURGENT
Travel › Re: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Week 21) by calcal: 1:23am On Dec 08, 2020
Long way to go.

for just road repair, we gotta make an announcement.
Business › Re: Labour backs Emefiele on CBN’s Naira valuation by calcal: 11:42pm On Dec 06, 2020
purissimo1998:
still waiting for 1$=1naira o...
sometimes I feel like these politicians don't really know what they're going into before running for political offices... hence the unrealistic manifestos to the masses
THE BELOW IS WHY YOU SHOULD STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIGERIA

STOP BEING A SLAVE!

In 2018, migrant remittances to Nigeria equaled US$25 billion, representing 6.1% of GDP.
This also represents 14% year-on-year growth from the $22 billion receipts in 2017.
The 2018 figure translates to 83% of the Federal Government budget in 2018 and 11 times the FDI flows in the same period.

90% OF NIGERIANS IN OVERSEA ARE FROM THE SOUTHERN (WEST, EAST, SOUTH) PART OF NIGERIA, CONTRIBUTING 83% OF THE NIGERIA BUDGET.
IS LIKE THEY WERE SENT OUT ON SLAVERY TO MEET UP THE GAP CREATING BY THE OIL REVENUE

NIGERIANS IN THE DIASPORA, STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIGERIA, YOU DON'T NEED TO BUILD OR BUY ANY PROPERTY HERE, STOP THE ILLUSION OF HOME IS HOME

YOUR HOME IS WHERE YOU ARE MAKING YOUR LIVING, WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR RETIREMENT, YOUR 401K

LET'S TURN THE $25 BILLION TO ZERO IN THE 2 YERAS
Politics › Re: Amaechi: Why I Rejected Jonathan & Supported Buhari In 2015 by calcal: 11:15pm On Dec 06, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
You are a Mumu Man
THIS IS REAL MUMU MAN SELLING HIS OWN PEOPLE TO SLAVERY.
Romance › Re: My Neighbor's Wife by calcal: 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2020
happy200:
I'm a very quiet person, and i always approach everyone gently.

I think one of my neighbor's wife has mistaken this approach for romance hence she has taken everything to another length.

Please how do i stop her from frequent knocking at my door, from begging for petty things, from always telling me that her husband is not around e.t.c.

Even if she has not pronounced to me what she wants, but i'm now so uncomfortable with all these but i don't know how to stop her.
DO NOT TRANSLATE IT TO SEX, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING, BE A GOOD PERSON.
Politics › Re: N30,000 Grants For Okada, Keke, Taxi Drivers, Cart Pushers, Others by calcal: 10:53pm On Dec 06, 2020
TheRareGem1:
There are some families that only need 10k and their problems will be solved and some need a lil more to sustain them. This government has improved investing and improving human capital development and this is paying off. The NSIP, guarantee off-take scheme, SurvivalFund are schemes which the government is putting money in people's hands.

More reason why Nigerians need to appreciate the Buhari Osinbajo administration
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BEG TO BE A CITIZEN FOR LIFE.
WITH 200 MILLION POPULATION, WE ARE HEARING ONLY SOME FEW thousand RECEIVING GRANT, WHAT ABOUT OTHERS?

THIS IS JUST CRAZY TO ASSUME THAT 10K IS OKAY FOR SOME PEOPLE
Romance › Re: Guys/ladies Can You Date Or Marry An Only Child? by calcal: 10:12pm On Dec 06, 2020
Zzor:
I will advise all ladies to do away with men who are too clingy to their mum, all those mummy's boy type, your home will be run by someone else and not you.
seem you a bad person yaself.
Celebrities › Re: Malivelihood & Deola Smart's Wedding Cake Took N4M, 4 Months & 12 Bakers To Make by calcal: 10:08pm On Dec 06, 2020
soon they will tell us where the money comes from?
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Things I Would Regret If I Don't Do Before Thirty Years Of Age? by calcal: 10:00pm On Dec 06, 2020
moscobabs:
Aburo, don't allow any motivational speaker to decieve you, just try your best to be ok bfre 30. Everybody has his/her own time,when ur time reach everything will work for you perfectly.

I built my house at 28,Married at 30 and buy my first car at 31, everything was good till I clock 35. Today things are not working well for me, no friend or family member to help,I'm just thanking God for life and the type of wife he gave me.

Tommorow is not promising, just try ur best and enjoy ur life as it come, but pls never depend on Education,get a vocational skill.God is your strength bro
At 35 things start to have K-leg simple because you are not a citizen of the country you called yours. you need to fight for where you belong to.

you can see, no social security benefit of any form for you, no retirement. in such you are not part of the society you think you belong to.
Romance › Re: Nurse Found Dead After Marathon Sex With Lover In Lagos by calcal: 9:52pm On Dec 06, 2020
Openbusiness:
Investigative clues: Gin + energy drink + sex

Analysis: gin can cause heartburn and energy drinks increases blood pressure, while sex causes fatigue and irregular heartbeats

Probable cause of death = high blood pressure, heart failure with possible choking asphyxiation

Conclusion: gin + energy drink + sex = deadly combination
plus:

Nigeria condition is not conducive for an excessive drink.

3 times per night is more than okay, no deed to drink or an energy drink to have sex.

When taking daily supplements at that age one should be fine, again 3 times per night is okay with good food. you Bleep the puzzy finish
Politics › Re: We Won’t Allow Unpatriotic Elements Destroy Nigeria — DSS by calcal: 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2020
Politics › Re: Lagos Bye-Election: I Was Rigged Out – Gbadamosi Reacts To Results by calcal: 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2020
festacman:
The remarkable thing about this Lagos Senatorial election is that the "Sorosoke youths", the "we move youths", the "werey wan disguise youths" who vowed on TWITTER to teach Jagaban a bitter lesson on this election day didn't do any sh*t to help Gbadamosi who counted on their support. I bet most of them still don't even know that the election has taken place until the results are announced on Sunday.

Nigerian youths are not serious yet to use its numerical strength. Believe me, the same politicians will continue rule Nigeria after 2023 elections, moving back and forth APC and PDP to cash out while the sorosoke hype will continue loke loke online thereafter.
of-course, we are not ready for a change in this country, 78 people died, others ran, we will never achieve anything with this altitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmKgFXqk7yk

1. Emergency Survival Safety Respiratory Gas Mask Goggles &2 Dual Protection Filter - on ebay $20

2. Hard Hat SL Series Cap Style Job Site Safety Construction Worker Pink. - on ebay $9


3. 5X40 Infrared Dark Night Vision IR Monocular Binoculars Telescopes 8GB DVRA10 for commander

4. ordinary night vision for others.

5. Laser pointer

6. Flashlight

7. Lighter and cigarette

8. knee pad

9. bottle water

10. painkiller (e.g Avil) no weed, no hard drink
Education › Re: Covenant University 2020/2021 School Fees For New Students by calcal: 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2020
flokii:
Glorified secondary school.

Pay such huge amout to learn nothing and obtain printed paper certificate. Reason they dash all of them first class and 2:1 while they go outside to fumble.
How many of their church members can even afford this??
The offered courses are what any serious person can easily achieve first-class or 2:1 with the convenience of the learning environment. the laboratories are equipped with almost modern technology. most of the Federal universities can not compete with them.
Likewise, responsible staff works there.

The school fee is expensive to many Nigerians might be because we have too many children to cater for. with only one child, that will be fine.
Crime › Re: Policemen Kill A Man On His Way To A Wedding In Imo (Disturbing Photo) by calcal: 4:05am On Dec 06, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmKgFXqk7yk

1. Emergency Survival Safety Respiratory Gas Mask Goggles &2 Dual Protection Filter - on ebay $20

2. Hard Hat SL Series Cap Style Job Site Safety Construction Worker Pink. - on ebay $9


3. 5X40 Infrared Dark Night Vision IR Monocular Binoculars Telescopes 8GB DVRA10 for commander

4. ordinary night vision for others.

5. Laser pointer

6. Flashlight

7. Lighter and cigarette

8. knee pad

9. bottle water

10. painkiller (e.g Avil) no weed, no hard drink

11. Backpack
Politics › Re: Lagos East Bye-Election: APC Takes Over PDP Campaign Office In Bariga by calcal: 1:08am On Dec 06, 2020
cynthia500:
We just need igbo presidency thats all
WHAT YOU NEED IS BIAFRA
Politics › Re: No COVID-19 Palliatives In My House, Abike Dabiri Cries Out by calcal: 12:39am On Dec 06, 2020
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU ANYTIME SOON! GO GET READY
Family › Re: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by calcal: 12:34am On Dec 06, 2020
ONLY IN BLACKMAN LAND WITHOUT ID
Politics › Re: PDP Takes Early Lead In Bayelsa West Bye-Election by calcal: 12:16am On Dec 06, 2020
cpu2006:
We no who will win this election b4 they started
Lagos - APC
Bayelsa - PDP
Zamfara - PDP
so, we are not surprise. If APC Is in early lead in Bayelsa, PDP will overtake APC before final withstle except the get flat Tyre on their way to victory
WITH ALL THE KILLING, APC CAN STILL WIN? THE DEAD-END ROAD IS LOOG
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti: I Didn’t Go To School. Fela Used Me As An Experiment by calcal: 8:29pm On Dec 05, 2020
tHE GUY IS EDUCATED LIKE THAT, ONCE YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU ARE EDUCATED, SO NOTHING RISKY THERE.

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