₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
Now you sound like a true Nigerian imbe-cile.

Your father is the chief imbeciile and your mother is a Hoee for birthing a failure like you hating on nigerian men!, giving statics of 81% from where!?, when you said it's not being tracked, then who tracked the 81%, YOU!?, mumu girl!

1stGenAmerican:
Guys on this board curse and threaten people with physical violence over arguments that stem from a discussion about something as harmless as vegetables. Guys were sympathizing in a thread with a father who killed his toddler son by slamming his head against a wall. Guys say with no shame that 12 and 13 year old children are ripe for sex and others agree.
There is just as much undiagnosed mental illness around you as there is anywhere else, probably even triple the amount.

They threaten and curse with physical violence, has anyone actually done that!?, NO!... that's how we roll in Nigeria, it's norm and defence mechanism, no one is actually harmed, you need to live in Nigeria first and understand how the system works, BTW the US citizens who doesn't do those you mentioned are notorious for spontaneous shootings always, I think I prefer Nigerian's empty threats than being shot by a psycho!

1stGenAmerican:
Guys on this board curse and threaten people with physical violence over arguments that stem from a discussion about something as harmless as vegetables. Guys were sympathizing in a thread with a father who killed his toddler son by slamming his head against a wall. Guys say with no shame that 12 and 13 year old children are ripe for sex and others agree.
There is just as much undiagnosed mental illness around you as there is anywhere else, probably even triple the amount.

You're right, there's mental illness everywhere!, but the US have a greater share of it!... we don't hear of people just waking up on the bad side, take up automatic guns and goes around killing innocent people or husbands murdering there wives, that's rife in the US not Nigeria!

Kobojunkie:
You are the one fooling yourself here. The marriage abandonment rate in Nigeria is probably even higher but because it is not tracked as divorce.... most spouses abandoned in marriage do no seek divorce afterwards for shame or other reasons.... Nigerians official divorce rates remains at about 1.3% to date. Yet in parts of the north, the official divorce rate was recorded to be as high as 81% as far back in the 80s.

Only an imbe-cile would believe that the official divorce rate of about 1.3% reflects reality of life in Nigeria ofcourse.

Is not tracked, go and track it now... foolish and useless Nigerian girls!, go to the US and practice equality, rubbish 🗑

Kobojunkie:
You mean it is somehow worse than the marriage abandonments of the same ratio right there in Nigeria?

Some of you no get much going on in that Tin can una dey call brain at all.

USA 🇺🇸 is in number 13, stop fooling yourself and your generation online 🤡, do your research first before arguing rubbish
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/divorce-rates-by-country

Kobojunkie:
You mean it is somehow worse than the marriage abandonments of the same ratio right there in Nigeria?

Some of you no get much going on in that Tin can una dey call brain at all.

You be mumu!!!, use Google and contrast Nigeria vs US divorce and separation rate... your brains are really worth kobo and filled with junks!!!

FacilitatorLekk:
Emeifele's crimes were against national security...the protests in Benin against currency withdrawal, could have spread, that could have caused anarchy in Nigeria, all because of a dumb, selfish policy of withdrawing currency, a policy with no benefit for economy or Nigerians.

Idiot!... how about Buhari, hopeless and foolish Nigerians!

ahnie:
She would be freed from the Nigerian husbands issues that makes Nigerian wives ages faster than their age.

Secondly she's in a sane country n a better climes,no husband wahala.

All the divorce and separations ongoing there everyday na illusions abi!?, calm down first we know how oyibo dey behave, majority of them get mental issues!

BigBlackPreek:
This yeye man put us in untold hardship and lies about the new naira notes of going into extinction

he should be jailed for life

Buhari should be jailed for life first, most of you Nigerians are tribalistically foolish!

Emu4life:
These Law enforcement agencies are not serious. All we request is that they hand over the bald headed 'Man of God' to we the masses for just 10 minutes. No More, No Less.

Which masses!?... why don't you request they hand over Buhari to you!?, rubbish!

uche87:
Often when single young people move to the United Kingdom, they are always caught between starting new relationships abroad or sticking to their old relationships in their home countries. This short article is aimed at guiding you to make the best decision on the basis of reality and not mere emotions and sentiments.

I will try as much as possible to make this piece less controversial. The aim isn't to break relationships and destroy the efforts of couples in their relationships.

Dating a good Nigerian woman in the UK is amazing. They bring happiness and increase your zeal to succeed by giving you strong backing.
Below are some of the reasons why dating a Nigerian woman in the UK is highly recommended.

(1) Nigerian women are appreciative:

Let's face it, there is no abundance of 'original' male suitors in the UK. Some coloured women even go for several months without anybody stopping them on the street to say hello. This adds value to men (law of demand and supply). So when single women ever meet their male counterparts, they value you like the pound note.

(2) Financial independence:

The UK creates an enabling ground and a level-playing field for everybody to succeed. As long as you are ready to work, you will make good money. UK-based Nigerian women have their own money and take pleasure in buying their own things unlike their counterparts back home, who are at the mercy of Tinubu and his APC friends.

(3) Beauty and fashion:

UK-based Nigerian women are not only beautiful, but they are so classy. They could be fashionable due to the extra cash and the affordability of clothes in the UK. I believe they have more 'packaging' than Amazon lol

(4) Better opportunities:

Nigerian women are doing really well in the UK. They are like the last piece of the puzzle you need to make your life complete. I have seen some men doing blue-collar jobs marry doctors and company management officials in the UK. This opens a door of opportunities and stability.

(5) Adaptability:

If you are in the UK, you are better off dating a Nigerian woman who lives in the country. This is because they have adapted to the system and have a strong knowledge of how it works. This is always as smooth as when Robin Van Persie moved from Arsenal to Old Trafford. He hit the ground running.

(6) Happy Ending:

UK women have very strong 'grips'. Legends in the house would understand. This is because of the scarcity of men and the busy nature of the country. You can't boldly say the same about Lagos-based women who are mostly 'sexually stressed' due to too multiple relationships running concurrently and marketing activities.

(7) Mental stability:

Due to the performing nature of the UK economy (compared to Nigeria), the women are generally happy to an extent because their needs are easily met via simple financial plans. Tinubu, back home has triggered an epidemic of mood swings amongst women with highly counterproductive public policies.

( Fiscal compatibility:

Nigerian women in the UK are largely transparent with their finances. They also contribute to the payment of bills. They know for sure that their spouses might develop hunchbacks carrying those responsibilities alone. This attribute isn't easy to come by in Nigeria where the women regularly say 'Your money is our money and my money is my money' to their men.

(9) Better exposure:

Traveling itself is a form of education. As you pass through places, they also pass through you. Nigerian women in the UK have mixed with different races by virtue of being in the country. This has also broadened their perspective on life and made them better people.

(10) Cooking:

Nigerian women are generally fantastic cooks. They don't just have the skill, but they also have the financial resources to explore new measures of making both local and foreign dishes. Inadequate financial resources impede the abilities of their local counterparts.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

Godforbid I marry any woman based abroad, there wahala no be here!!!

theophorus:
Frequent urination is associated with Kidney infections. Are you sure it's Staph?

I hope the person diagnosed you is not a Carpenter claiming to be a Doc. Sha. Make you no go dey use Blood Tonic for Malaria ooo

High amount of staph can cause frequent urinating!

SosoTakemypain:
Good afternoon nairalanders,
I have been diagnosed with staphylococcus aureus for the second time,
This is making it the second time I have been diagnosed with staph,the first time I took the injection that was sensitive to the infection but it didn't work,I even took herbal drug it didn't work.

I am still wondering how I got this infection cos I'm still a virgin, people say the infection is contacted through sex.

Guys please help me out, should I take the drugs recommended in the lab results??I am having a feeling it won't work cos the previous one didn't work.
Please anyone with a solution should come to my aid.
Frequent urination is the only symptom I am having.

Thanks.

Staph is not gotten from sex alone, its majorly got from the skin and even the nose, staph is everywhere, you can only reduce its potence, 80% people have staphylococcus spp, don't stress about it, it's normal just take your antibiotics regularly

ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.

Bearing kids you can't cater for is wickedness and should be imprisonable offence!

yemmit90:
Be flexible in your thinking sir, I will say it again, varieties is what made life meaningful to us. Beauty parade or competition has been in existence from time immemorial, you can't just blame them for what they are good at or useful for. The way their actions is irritating you, is the same way similar action is giving joy to another person. The most important thing is the purpose our actions and activities serves in various capacity to humanity.

Nothing is too important, and nothing is not too important, our existence is not just by accident, but by a purpose.

Lol... flexible in thinking about a field that adds no value to humanity?, why is it every other woman's mindset or view is to be a model or to indulge in one trashy field or the other that's not brain tasking!?, I Want to be an actress and makeup artist everywhere, they can do better by induging in fields of life that's actually beneficial to humanity, 90% of Nigerian women are dreaming of this frivolous fields, doesn't make any sense to me and it's irritating!

yemmit90:
Life is not all about a particular thing, and the beauty of living is varieties.

I am sure there is competition for best science students too in education sector.

Are you really sound?, did you see where I wrote its only science field everyone should delve into!?, that's just an example, Science is a field that aids humanity, what has all these olosho and rubbish fields done to the progress of humanity, why can't most Nigerian girls indulge in something that's worth it!?, the other one cooked for hours and was praised like she discovered the cure to cancer, our women should do better abeg!

Always frivolous activities, how about becoming best scientist in the world!?... nonsense

IconicR:
The divorce rate is at it's peak recently, thanks to Nigerian men's uncontrollable penis

Thanks to hypergamous women's longer throat for rich men, you see a man as nothing when he's poor but when rich you want to have him to yourself alone!?... laye e no go happen!!!

Candidlady:
Someone who is funny and intelligent can't be broke... Moreover riches ain't my problem so I don't need that in any man ie if Iam to even try em

See your wack reasoning ability, do you know thousands of funny but broke guys littered everywhere in this country with no true happiness and constantly sad despite making others happy!?, you be really mumu girl, it's all about the money, no one gives a fvck!!!

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Imagine Ooo......still sons of perdition and daughters of jezebel r calling this great country "zoo".......

Doesn't change shit!... Nigeria is a zoo!!!

VinnyBaba:
You Lie.🤨

Currently, there are many Guys who CAN'T those languages u mentioned.
I know Many of them.

While the ones who know how to Speak it do NOT teach their Children.
E.g. Wizkid and Davido. I wonder if their children know to speak Yoruba.

In 30 yrs time, ALL Nigerian languages will DIE OFF from the face of the earth. 😒

Not all but it'll definitely go extinct in 100 years to come, everyone will most likely communicate in English and pidgin languages, na then real wahala go set for naija due to the unison and one language!

mushroomFarm:
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I might have made a few mistakes in the past (not sex related) but ever since I met my first and only girlfriend (we are together for two years now) all I want is to keep loving her and being a good guy to her. It's not exactly hard...when you love someone, you respect them and respect gives you so much self control because you only see the best of the world in the eyes of the woman you love.
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Yes many men as promiscuous by nature. As someone in the medical field I can argue on and on about the biology and anatomy and physiology and psychology behind this... At the same time we can chose what we want to be, we can chose to be responsible and good expecially when the right, loving woman comes along.
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I will always always be loyal to my GF. She is my world.

Rubbish, assume you're not in that medical field first, let's see how proud of her you will be

damosky12:
This is disgusting, really!

That's the thing with giving yourself to unbridled lust at a young age. It messes you up! Imagine having had sex hundreds or thousands of women and never getting satisfied! Isn't that some kind of bondage??

Tell me how this guy would have a nice marriage or be a responsible head of a family.

But but he has money!?

Capernum:
No. Simply put. She doesn't believe in my dreams and aspirations and she doesn't support it one bit.

How do people marry people who don't believe in there dreams and ambitions!?

Jennyclay:
Even the Bible says any man that can’t provide and take good care of his girlfriend/wife and children is worse than an infidel. Atleast men are to provide 97% for his girlfriend/wife.

A woman takes care of the home and you still expect her to bring something to the table. Haba!! Na wa!!

If you as a man wants your woman to bring something to the table, then be ready to switch sides by taking care of the home while the woman goes out to provide for your lazy and broke self.

And still want to claim equality!?... you must be a 🤡

Everything, count me in!

mariahAngel:
What do you know about honour?

What nonsense honour in cooking!?... make she do something that'll add value to the society not all these lame stuffs

Reason by Omah Lay

Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her . That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

Should contain your name kee you there!.. onye oshi!

saintbillion:
Might be she went for a high class guy with money

Most definitely!, always entitled and feels the world revolves around them!

Mentor all your kids to strive for themselves!... no one owes anyone anything, na as dem born me dem born you, first or last born.