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Shit looks staged. All so he could trend

That is not black to me. Just as I refuse to endorse Obama as a black man. Unless ur skin is dark like ours who lives in Africa, then u ain't black because you still get to enjoy some privileges for being light skinned

Lie kill u dia

So people actually believed this story?

HEAVEN4444:
Truly here is my gambling story.I started actively like 6 months ago. between then and now i have gained about 350,000 thousand naira. however i have noticed that i am on a losing streak, like just yesterday i lost 12000 to real madrid. and its funny this topic came up today and i am the first person to post because i believe the LORD is warning me to quit. however after that real madrid loss i already vowed to leave it alone permanently because like i said i had already won about 500 thousand in the past 6 months but the losing streak i am on has dwindled it to 350 thousand profit over the gambling houses. so i think i want to leave on top meaning i won and they lost. i took 350, thousand from them. and so i have quit permanently

although i am tempted to do a last bet on the champions league finals i want to put something on manchester city

Oga u are coming back trust me

Ebuka78:
It could suck out the guy's brain with its tongue.

Very risky....

I highly doubt that

Oga I no get work again. Which one is work is fine? This is the same with someone acting like he's rich whereas he ain't got no dime thereby missing out on someone who might help him. Na who get work dey answer work is fine. Maybe others can pretend o but not me. I tell you how it is for me. Laugh at me if you want but as long as I've not come to beg you for anything, your laughter can't do sh*t to but rather motivate me

Papoose - alphabetical slaughter
Lloyd Banks - till the end
Lupe fiasco- intruder alert
Eminem - loose yourself
Eminem- goodbye Hollywood
Jadakiss - welcome to D block
Dmx- dog's out
Jay-Z - moment of clarity
Papoose-one nation
The game - one night
And some other crazy rap songs

If nothing about state policing is discussed, then it is just another meaningless meeting.

I can't remember the last time I saw buhari on TV doing a live question and answer session

Shut up, u wen cover your ears with money, how you take hear wetin God talk. How dis man still get worshipers for him church really dey surprise me

E get people wen naija never still tire dem

Kriss216:
47
40
35

The desperation of evening and night newspapers is marveling and orgasmic to my soul.



This Miyagawa is a living legend.

Victim association was formed by 35 desperate demons against a 39-year old guy.

He's a dude.

He should be celebrated.

Why am I being tempted to play these numbers as coupon tomorrow?

mmadu4:
this is a made up story .. if you believe this the you can easily believe 1 naira can turn into 1 million in 10 mins

Wether the story was made or not, it is good to take your mind away from naija matas once in a while and such stories help. I don tire for this country

Catfishing:
But I didn't force him..... I asked and he gave me. If he had said NO, I won't have bother much.

Be sincere, if he had said no, u would be the first to cut him off. But wait o, just friends and u are demanding like a girlfriend. U are brutal I swear

At this point, I'll like to say that if you voted for buhari, have it in mind that you played a part in what is happening in Nigeria because right from the on set, a smart person would have known that he has nothing to offer. I'm not mad at what he's doing, I'm just mad because of what he's not doing. 2023 please we need you

Ay77:
I don commot my hand for naija matter.,I Dey fight to save my life now

Bro I can relate with you

I've seen people who eat that giant cricket. In my dialect we call it ebuzun and that one they call aku. If people can eat that, then this is not bad at all. But not for me sha

Wetin I no understand na how the storm come take affect my ceiling

morinto:
It won't affect the guy but the girl will just be useless and can never be productive thereby making her a lliability to the hustling guy

Oga you are just talking as if you really know. That is just your opinion not a proven fact

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

You say wetin? For naija? I hope no one is contemplating agreeing with you

U dey craise

Which means dem no go serious against Bournemouth dis evening and I carry dem to win

The one wen dey tire me na some girls wen dey take am. Like seriously, what is the sweetness in it?

Pidginwhisper:
Nawa Oooo! Even Ngolo Kante isn’t left out

Exactly what I thought

AsherAmari:
Why did you remove the edited part.

Next time, think well before hurling insults at someone because for all you know, you might be the daft one.

Buzz off my mentions.

Block heads never learn

AsherAmari:
Poor grammar. Please work on it. Mr " comprehensive"

Chai! I rest my case. I didn't want to call you a dullard but you just gave me a reason to

AsherAmari:
You clearly lack home training. No need to banter words with you.

You know, I don't have anything important to do. it's to come and be wrapping my head around one nairaland post. To prove what exactly?

You lack comprehensive ability. Simple

AsherAmari:
Who is this?

Why not make it clear then? Abeg shift.

He claimed he's been getting credit alert. Can you get alert and not have the money credited into your account? where the twist in the story is. So what are you talking about comprehension?

You still dey fall ur hand. Madam read the matter again na or park well

AsherAmari:
What is the case here?

All the while you were receiving free salary you didn't complain neither did they. Now they called you back, you want to litigate the matter. For what exactly? To let you continue receiving pay without working or what? I don't really get.

If you don't want the job again, tell them. Simple.

This one na ode I swear. Read and try to understand the situation then you can comment again

Pictures or I don't believe

Can this one operate a laptop? If no, then this is another buhari in the making