Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Calicoe: 1:05am On May 18, 2020 |
You have ruined your chances of finding a possible better girl for marriage all because you are forming faithfulness to a girl who just gave you a hint of how chaotic your marriage will be. Here is a sad truth you need to know, while you think you are the only man in her life, another dude is also shining her Congo. I can bet my balls on dat |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Okocha: I Cried As Okocha Dribbled Khan, 6 Defenders In Germany by Calicoe: 12:20pm On May 16, 2020 |
I didn't see six defenders. I saw only three trying to block before he shot passed them |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Picking Face Masks From Dump Sites, PTF Cries Out by Calicoe: 6:57am On May 13, 2020 |
Something that can be summarised and they are writing a full newspaper. |
Sports › Re: Drogba Beats Ibrahimovic To Be Named Ligue 1's Best Striker Of The Past 20 Years by Calicoe: 9:17pm On May 10, 2020 |
[quote author=MhizJoyce post? Drogba scored 30 out of 83 league appearances. Ibrahimovic scored 112 out of 121 league appearances! That's not fair.[/quote]Considering the team Drogba played for, you have to be individually good to make it. If he was to play for psg that has world class players, there is no doubt he will outshine zlatan. A good example is puuki from Norwich vs giroud |
Pets › Re: What Is The Name Of This Bird? by Calicoe: 7:24pm On May 09, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Nurse Steals Money From Dying COVID-19 Patient In US by Calicoe: 7:22pm On May 09, 2020 |
I think the nurse was meant to be from Nigeria but somehow found herself in Yankee.. Typical of what would happen in Nigeria |
Travel › Re: Trailer Loaded With Goats & 30 People From Bauchi, Intercepted In Delta State by Calicoe: 6:38am On May 06, 2020 |
Supan: This is no longer funny. Pls Arrewa can you come forward and explain all these movement of almajiris all over Nigeria.
What is wrong?
What is happening secretly?
How bad can these get?
Pls 4give my earlier rants if it had offended you. Pls, I'm serious.
I feel for these people. They are humans too.
A solution can be worked out.
Cc Arrewa Cc spendoon Most of them are here to join the booming kidnapping business some of their people are doing |
Events › Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Marries 22-Year-Old Lady In Abia State (Photos) by Calicoe: 6:06pm On May 02, 2020 |
Are you sure they are not acting church drama? |
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Calicoe: 7:33am On May 01, 2020 |
Friend zone 101..do not blame "Joe" friend zoning hurts silently |
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Calicoe: 7:30am On May 01, 2020 |
Millenniumlady: Use the both guys to your advantage
Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff
While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs
And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps  See dem, these are the type some guy would kidnap and rape |
Crime › Re: Busari Peace Rescued From Lebanese Seller by Calicoe: 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
The only good news I've read on this site in over 2 months |
Crime › Re: Three Sisters Drown In Ebonyi River (Graphic Photos) by Calicoe: 9:00am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Mami water at work I swear. Three sisters at once? Ha |
Health › Re: Ogun Launches COVID-19 Mobile Laboratory For Testing (Photos) by Calicoe: 8:54am On Apr 28, 2020 |
They have done it again, they have shown that mumuness I've been talking about. How is that container mobile? Na so one for radio dey call toll free number like dis... o8oooo119o instead of 08000001190 (using letter o instead of zero) |
Politics › Re: Family Members Can’t Receive Double Money, Says FG by Calicoe: 10:23am On Apr 22, 2020 |
I repeat, may any politician contributing to the hardship of the masses never escape corona |
Politics › Re: 428,941 Nigerians Got Cash In 24 States, 130,455 From Katsina – Minister by Calicoe: 4:18pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Jonathan, Atiku, Lawan, Mourn Abba Kyari by Calicoe: 1:11pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari's Death: Governors El-rufai, Sani Bello, Bala Mohammed React by Calicoe: 12:59pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
gurunlocker:

Even though I'm not his fan or a fan of this directionless government.... Still, no one reasonable will wish anyone death.
RIP to the brain behind this administration.... Well I do wish death on any politician contributing to the hardship of the masses |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Calicoe: 10:36am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Bleeped a girl today, she came back the following day demanding her blood back from me. I was totally confused. |
Romance › Re: My Mother Rejected Her. But I Impregnated Her And Aborted It by Calicoe: 6:37am On Apr 17, 2020 |
If you see women d way I see them, you'll agree with me that everything she told you was a lie. Which one is money will just disappear? Even the pregnancy looks suspicious to me. Quick question, did she make the abortion any easy for you? I bet no. She will always develop format to extort you. She's just making you pay for leaving her. After this, expect another billing but just remember someone told you about it |
Romance › Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by Calicoe: 2:38pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
He's just a friend, he only took me out and nothing more. Well done mah |
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Family › Re: The Radfords: UK's Largest Family Welcomes Baby No 22 Amidst Coronavirus Crisis by Calicoe: 2:57pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Reminds me of one family during my 2 years stay in ozoro. They had 9 children already before I came. While I was there, I witnessed the woman give birth to her 10,11,12th child . And you'd be surprised to know that they live in a single room no parlour. |
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Calicoe: 1:11pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Ibechris2: Not when u have a good job here. Nigeria is a shithole country I agree but the same Nigeria made u to be strong and distinct from others.
No matter what we say about Nigeria,we still have our good sides and that is why we are regarded as hardworking. For me,insecurity and unemployment is our major problem,and apart from these two I just mentioned,we are a great people. At least we both agree on one thing *shit hole* |
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Calicoe: 12:46pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
If I were a girl, I'd rather go to Canada and be lonely than remain in this shit hole reading heartbreaking headlines |
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Calicoe: 5:59pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Konji is real |
Health › Re: Carol Jamabo Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Son Tests Positive by Calicoe: 3:37pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Corona virus please leave important people and locate the people responsible for the lack of progress in any nation starting from Nigeria |
Romance › Re: Block Factory Worker Proposes To Girlfriend, And She Said Yes. See Picture by Calicoe: 10:09am On Apr 07, 2020 |
If I had not seen the headline, I would have thought patoranking was acting a movie |
Romance › Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by Calicoe: 5:33pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
shamsin6300: U want the result 2b positive b4? Something is negative & u re still complaining. Can't sm1 confirm her result in peace again. Why lie about being a virgin? So you expect the guy to just lock up like that.. Nonsense..guy confront her about the test. Either she grant u access to the puna or she walks. The funny thing is the person she might be giving the puna might be some tout who is not up to the guys level sef.. Girls sef |
Health › Re: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by Calicoe: 2:59pm On Apr 03, 2020 |
Professorcplus: op how many Olosho u dey fvck? Go test for Gonorrhoea.
Gonorrhoea does not itch.. I think what you've got is scabies. Look for a cream called softwave Thank me later |
Romance › Re: She Is Always Speaking With Her Ex by Calicoe: 8:29pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
If you are financially better than her ex, you don't have to worry much. She'll be yours in due time |
Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni Releases Her Nude Pictures To Stop Blackmailer Threatening Her by Calicoe: 8:50am On Apr 02, 2020 |
First time of hearing about her |
Celebrities › Re: NazB Signs Becomes Paany Ambassador by Calicoe: 12:45am On Mar 31, 2020 |
Starboytwo: I don't understand What is it that you don't understand? |