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All I see is a photographer who's lucky enough to have the right connections.

virginprincess:
Let me burst your bubble,i'm still a virgin and your useless gender is ready to do anything just to have me but guess what i won't fall for that because you men are demons,so sweetheart stop assuming every girl is a prostitue like your sister.

Just look at you, trying to hide ur lesbianism by claiming virgin. Madam go and experience what it feels like to have a di*k inside u. You lesbian olosho

virginprincess:
It is you and your entire generation that thunder will fire.....Saucy idiot.

You are one of those girls who feel entitled because you have a smelling vagina. Guess what, you will meet ur Waterloo one day and that pu**y u think is special would be screwed mercilessly. You stupid biatch

virginprincess:
So,if she refuse to refund is that why he should beat her,i'm very sure the idiot is regreting his actions,if he had known he would have left the money for her and quietly go his way,shebi now he is going to spend more that five thousand naira.

Thunder fire u again

[quote author=virginprincess post=115976920]Good for men that still patronise prostitues, he should be arrested,is it by force to have sex? if she says she is not doing he should have collected his money or just let her go if she insists on not returning your money(disadvantage of patronizing a prostitue) but instead he decided to show his manpower on a woman because of 5000k ,shebi now he going to spend more than that 5000k in the police station,Foolish man. [/quot

Thunder fire ur entire generation

Timekeeper452:
If police decides to get involved now and take this up, the beaters go claim, ignorant to the law. No matter what, never ever hit another citizen , unless as self defense. If them dey owe you, use the law to retrieve your cash.

If u use law, police and lawyer go chop up to 200k from the money and maybe the influencer come decide to share the money 50/50 with police wey she call, dem fit kill her then Bury her somewhere then she go become unsolved case . So my brother that is why sometimes we take laws into our own hands

Upon all the money wey dem scam this man, him no still get sense

Govt should disband this ASUU and form another body that it can control. But when when u put into consideration the level of corruption in govt, you'll take sides with ASUU. Las Las na d common man wey nor fit send e pikin go private uni or school abroad dey suffer am.

sprints1:
Mike Dean the best referee ever in the history of EPL thanks for denying Chelsea 3 points. They should go and buy striker and stop disturbing us. Spurs deserved a point they are not mumu like Chelsea who missed their chances to win the game

May thunder strike u and Mike dean

Misplaced priority defined

Dis guy wey go stop ball wey suppose enter net na him dem dey call striker? He will not be missed

Wait! I think I know what this is called..... Mmmm... Bipolar disorder

Zero f#@ks given since na police...

E be like say na to pray make anybody wey dey plan to vote for apc to die before then go save us from this ticking time bomb ooo... All these things wey dey happen yet some people still wan repeat 2015 mistake. Hmmm na wa o

FreeStuffsNG:
Good. Congratulations.

To you my fellow patriotic Nigerian, please ignore the naysayers, bigots and hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and all the enemies of Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose.
May God bless Nigeria for ever.

Why do I want you to vote for Asiwaju Tinubu?

Please vote for Asiwaju-Shettima if you want the best and most competent pair to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Read Tinubunomics: Dissecting Tinubu’s economic track records https://www.nairaland.com/7222062/tinubunomics-dissecting-tinubus-economic-track

Asiwaju Tinubu deserves your vote because he is the best among them.

Asiwaju Tinubu towers over all of them in terms of competency and illustrous records of feats in public service
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.


Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely competent and capable to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He is an excellent experienced public administrator and a Patriot to the core.

Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded with support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see were created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu paid the WAEC fees of every SSS3 student in all public schools in Lagos, increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
-Sunkanmi Vaughan

U listed influencing the presidential poll that brought buhari to power as one of tinubu's achievements. That alone is enough reason to make sure he doesn't win

Again, ogun kill all of una. We have endured him for 7+ years and it is now you people want to do what you should have done years ago. He must remain in office until 2023 and while he's there, I hope bandits will visit you people one by one. Nonsense

Ogun kill all of una if una try am.

TWoods:
He wasn’t used. None of that money was his… he didn’t work for it. I’m glad you admit greed is ultimately what is driving his in law.

Well we are both looking at it from different points of view, las las nothing concern us

TWoods:
Or he could have simply taken his 20,000 euros and been grateful.

As if it is easy to bear when you had almost 500k and ended up with 20k at the end
No matter how you look at it, he was used and that is why I said he should have been straight with him from the get go

IboHausaYoruba:
Hmmn. I feel the brother-in-law is an ungrateful person. Osimhe called you to come and eat. He could have used anybody close to him but he chose you to front for him and gave you a whooping €20k just like that. Just let's call a spade a spade, that man is filled with jealousy and greed mentality.

He should have been straight with him from the beginning, tell him why he is bringing him in and how much he intends to give him from the amount. None of these would have happened

Her absence is the only reason why that tall and lazy onumonu was allowed to disgrace herself on the pitch

VeryWickedMan:
Use this picture

I don't like making mockery of someone but whoever u are, u are a very wicked person. U just made laff at bat because of dis photo. I've seen the photo before and never made fun of him because of it but d moment I saw it,, omo no fit control my laff. God please forgive our sins

Mikkystorm:
(Continuation...)
Met the woman i was directed to. She had six empty plastic chairs around her!
I was directed to sit opposite her.
She sat down with fingers crossed, smiling sheepishly. Couldn't even greet. I asked her;
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Me: Good morning. Are we not going to discuss?
She: wait for others to join you.
Me: (pissed off...) I really dont have that time.
She: You came for something right? You came for a job? Wait till the end. Patience is a virtue.
Me: (I was speechless....)
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5 minutes or there about, 5 others joined. Young teenagers! Seems like they dragged them from the streets. Then she started!
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She: Welcome! Please what are you names?
(She started by asking each and everyone of us...)
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Then she went talking about the rich and the poor, their mentality difference, and how salary is a modern form of slavery to humanity, especially Nigerians.
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One thing I noticed was that, she was really picky about me. Asking me most of the major questions, prolly because of how good I dressed and smelled. Her questions were becoming annoying.
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Talking for about 20 minutes, i noticed other segments wrapped up and the chairs where been arranged serially, more like a major meeting was about to hold. Speakers were connected, people were directed to sit down!

Finally we wrapped up! I wanted to go! But these women won't let me! They took me to the front seat! My goodness it was horrible!
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Then suddenly, an average heighted woman from no where came out shouting;
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Woman: Alright! Alright!
(Some people at the back, and in the congregation): Okay! Okay!
And some other chants I can't get a hold of now...
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This woman started boasting, addressing some of the audience as 'poor' and how she was once like us, until she took the bold step that changed her life for the best. She kept on boasting and boasting!
She spoke about one of the females that was brought to her, and how the girl was impatient to leave! And that's how youth keep on choosing to suffer! Said things about the young female.
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Coincidentally, the girl in question sat just at my back, she started talking back, calling her a liar! That she's lying! That she was lied to about a job, and that's how they keep lying.
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I was getting bored! I had to leave. Made a fake call, stood up and was about locating the doorway that leads to the stairs, when three ladies blocked me again! And said I should go back! Lol, see wahala!
Seeing my persistence, they insisted I should meet that same director! Seeing their persistence, I went to see him.
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The young man acted like he didn't notice my presence, until I hollered! The conversation ensued;
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Director: oh sorry! I didn't know you were here! Was busy with some clients abroad! You know these company is a life changer, you are lucky to be here!
Me: Hmmm, okay. So what about the job of the supervisor?
Director: Okay! About that, you'll fill a form, but first let me show you how much I earn in a month.
(He showed me some payment receipts from 2018 - 2022. Which now amounted to N328K)
Director: this is what I receive monthly from this company, just from being an owner of my own business. You can own your own business, it's a choice you have to make. So you'll fill this form, and pay an amount of N22,100 to own your business. You'll be given an ID card, polo and a website so you could function as a business man and supervise it yourself.


(To be continued.....)

Bia, wetin dey do you? Ordinary story na him u dey drop like season film? Are u madt or sumtin? (in portables voice)

Music to my ears

One girl exchanged number with me, I called her some minutes later, we talked well but she ruined the whole thing when she said I should please send her airtime to make a call. You can imagine the nonsense

Chai... There is nothing anybody can say or do now to prove otherwise.

I use to think reno have sense. But recently, he has proved to be a certified asshole who would bend over and get screwed for a fee

Person wey dey go kponkpor even better pass u(no offence). 10k a month? Hmm, sorry to say this but you staying in that job for up to 5 months on that salary kinda tells me that you don't have force. By that I mean ur hustling spirit is very low. Guy u need to ginger ur grinding spirit. How can they tell u they will pay u 10k per month and u still went ahead to accept? That's what a construction site helper would make in 3 to 4 days. Unless u are not physically fit. If u know how to use a computer, I'll advise u to apply in betting shops. They are always in search of cashiers. If u are lucky to get one who would put you in the virtual department, then you will thank me later. This is coming from someone who almost took the security worker rout but ended up as a cashier for a bet9ja shop and now a proud owner of his own betting shop

If this is true, sharia gets it right for the first time

The resemblance between akpororo and vinicius Jr no be here oo

F@#k this bastard
Don't ever try to come to any part of delta state cos we don't eff wit ur kind. Try it and u go collect