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DavidNative:
hmm. Thank you Sir 4 this, this is what i had been doing, i had tried not to even react negatively since, but could get tiring, sometimes i had to masturbate of if i cannot bear it again , last week wen i brought it up with her even in a very gentle and romantic atmosphere , we could not sleep as she was crying all through that i was not understanding , i had to plead with her never to bring it up before we could sleep at midnight

See wahala..... So she will feel comfortable in the marriage if both of you decide on no more sex since she can't handle it? Well I can't speak for you but if I were in your shoes, I'll get a side chick and by the time she will be taking most of my attention, nor be person go tell her say she needs the BBC no matter the pain.

OKOATA:

I have seen, I have seen, I have seen, those are the lies that caught my eyes. Kuku tell us you are gods eye that sees all things. Comot here with your I have seen syndrome.

U dey mind am.... I've seen, I've seen, I've seen.. Mr linus

Calicoe:
I've not read the news or viewed any pictures or know their names. I just scrolled down to the comment section. But I can bet my balls they are northerners or a northerner must be among them. Now let me see

I talk am,, na dem. Please burn the demons before the police arrive

I've not read the news or viewed any pictures or know their names. I just scrolled down to the comment section. But I can bet my balls they are northerners or a northerner must be among them. Now let me see

Sirpaul:
you're right though.

Thanks.

The only thing that would make the police bring out their resources and track those guys is if someone was murdered. Thank God that is not ur case

The most useless thread in the history of nairaland

Sirpaul:
happened on the 24th of August 2021.

I was heading to work as usual, 6.00am, 6.05am, 6.10am that's my time frame almost everyday except for rainy days.

So, I got to Ogugu Bustop waiting for the next available car heading to Lekki, about 5 minutes later an Honda Pilot drove in calling Lekki with just the driver and a passenger unknown to me that these guys are four well dressed like bankers, so the two other guys were standing in crowd with others and they entered the vehicle so I did as well.

There's no way you could have noticed that these guys are criminals.
The car moved about 5 minutes away from the bus stop and they pointed gun at me immediately my spirit left and came back, they collected my bag, collected my phones, I was beaten blue black, one guy was busy hitting my knees with wheel spanner, the other was giving formatting slaps and knocks, he then massed robb and sand in my eyes........ Mhen the pain was unbearable...... They collected my ATMs, Phones, Laptop, The cash I had on me, Wallet, Wrist watch, ID cards and they moved 100k out of my account, as at that time I could barely see anything again but the driver was telling the guys at the back to kill me and throw me off the road..... In there I was saying my last prayers....... Only for them to stop and push me down the vehicle, peeps came to my rescue and I narrated my ordeal to them. Dropped me off at Ilupeju
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It took me a week to recover my vision. As I speak I still feel pains mhennnn

This Is My Testimony!!!!

I'll update you guys how I was helped by the police and the amount I'll pay to track those guys....... E go shock you too


Stay Safe Guys!!!...

I'll advice you to forget about giving the police any money to track those guys because they will end up collecting ur money without giving you any result. Trust me, they know those guys. If you think I'm lying, give it a try. Give them the money they asked for, they will call you in a month time to tell you that they tracked them down to a nearby state. Then they will demand more money from you. They will tell you something like this... "You have to bring mobilisation fee. If they were still in lagos state, it would have cost you less but since they are in another state, this is what it will cost you'' just let it go. It may take time but I'm sure you will come across one of them somehow. Just don't let the police add to your misery. Sorry for your loss and pain

Stomoney:
They better stop protesting before those animals in uniform switch to firing mood

Too late, 6 people has been killed already from the protest. But my question is why are they protesting? And can someone please enlighten me on these shiites? How are they different from the regular Muslims we know

Hard man with shin shin do any how for where jew man wen get money dey. Na ur own own broda dem go pay take treat ur f**k up.. And Las Las wen e set for area, na so dem go use u count scores. If u no use ur head, another person go use am for u

After police, the next on my hate list are wicked lecturers

All these jihadists want is a scenario where they can bleep little girls and nobody would call them out. All these are just cover up to their greatest desire

Lattop:
Starboy, I wish u can break Nigeria 20 years wait for best in Africa

Not dis year sha because salah is something else

Immanoel7:
One thing I noticed about life is when it seems like your end is near that is when you start blossoming. He got a red a couple of weeks ago, look at him now

Good quote but a red card has never been the end of a footballer. It is just a pause and they move on when the punishment is over. It is nothing compared to injury

So na homo him be. Nonsense

Finally, some good news to read about. Not some taliban, buhari, bandits, BH, iswap, ipob, ugm, kidnapping, accident, lies, rape, natural disaster etc bs

Eyah,,,, another round of suffering for kpekus

If you don't believe in the existence of juju, ask arteta and ole

Dis country no dey save money at all? All the income wen dey go government account nkor? Those fools saying Nigeria economy has improved for the first time in the history of Nigeria, na thunder go fire una. Improve as how when the debt level of Nigeria dey at all time high thanks to one dullard wen some cabal dey use remote control

Islam again.... See fine woman wen dis animal waste. Here is what I believe. Satan introduced Islam to the world to spite God I swear

So they call this haram yet they don't do anything when a 70 years old man forcefully marries a 14 years old child. Islam, Islam, Islam!!!!!

Desperation

I hope you realise it also means no more penalties for you to take

The power of #1000

Lovenorth:
We really understand that some unscrupulous elements are trying to politicise the issue of VAT collection but they can never succeed, they are only wasting their time, federal government must be the one to collect it either they like it or not

I know you are a northerner and must defend your region but can you explain why rivers would make over 15 billion naira from VAT and keep only 4.7 billion. While kano makes 2.8billion and gets to keep the 2.8billion. If you have any atom of sincerity in you, can say such practice is right?

Let them go ahead with their plans to make sharia law a priority in their states let's see if sharia generates money. Useless leeches

Cinema4d:
I never said it was the actual reason. Perhaps, you can give an explanation that makes sense. I'm open to learn

I've really done some research because of this and I've been able to know that it is mostly use in English language and that is because countries are created from existing countries. So they liken it to the same way a mother or female gives birth to younger ones. Arab nations, Asians and some other countries don't refer a country as she /her

Cinema4d:

We use the pronoun “she” for calling a country because it is our homeland . Usually, a mother is the one at home and the father is at work(doesn't apply now, but still relatable). It is now sexist, but it didn't used to be. We call a country “she” because we are from there, like you are from your mom. And she keeps reproducing.

If that's the actual reason, it doesn't make any sense

Sufferingboy:
My dad house is not far from here.This place is at the back of my fathers house.

Onye owa oyibu nani? I see you repping home to the fullest

OK I support them on this one but them raping him makes them gay too. Las Las its Bleep the gay guy, Bleep the gay talibans, and to crown it all, Bleep islam

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Bunch of fuckkkers trying so hard to make us believe taliban are heartless and bad

Those of us with a good sense of reasoning say hell no to this America bullshit

If they are not bad, come let me sponsor a free trip to Afghanistan for you

I was trying to help one hair dresser put on her generator that has refused to start after numerous attempts by her. I drew it 1,2,3, the 4th attempt, na so rope cut.

Stupid people