₦airaland Forum

meobizy:
This wouldn't shock me in the least. As stupid as it sounds, more Nigerians will believe the statement than doubt. It does really sound stupid and i just made it up but hey! Some of his worshippers would still believe him if that is what he did.



True. Something tells me he would at least clock those two extra years with it.

or even more years, his age was still young, my father is 82 years and still alive.

omanzo02:
It amazes me gullible Nigerians believes he can perform miracle. In this age with technology you can spot sickness with your naked eyes.

It is really bizzare that some people would still believe these con men who calls themselves pastors.

Christ never existed, doesn't exist and never coming, i ve been hearing this bullshit about christ coming in the last 40 years of my life, the bloody christ still hasn't come, what da fuvk is the christ waiting for? Next year? maybe i guess.

I want a demon possesed lady, as long as she has big breasts, big bottom and clean vagina, i would like to meet that demon in her.


There are no such thing as demon.

Man was a scammer, they should arrest his dead body and put the damn! Junk in prison. Man who caused the death of 150 people and bribed journalists to cover his crimes up.

bunmconig:
I think Buhari needs this!!!

what da fuccvk?!!!

Cuterboy:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://9jabeat.com/so-sad-family-confirms-the-death-of-tb-joshua/

it is possible that God still killed him.

God killed the bastard!

bizzibodi:
Quiet!which medical condition?did U see his medical report?

Good question! So what exactly killed him?

People have been dying for many years what is the difference between a crooked pastor and those who have died?

Gamesmart:
Thank God! The lunatic baaastard is dead!

Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!

Thank God?! maybe it was God who killed him. Who knows?

meobizy:
The funny part is it was likely cardiac arrest which took him. The guy kept praying for people’s salvation while choosing not to extend his years on earth. At least he lived to a ripe age. I honestly would feel bad if this happened in his 30s. I’m sure he had a grandchild or two. Simple exercise would have added at least two years to his existence. Fit people are hard to kill.

man who claimed to cure HIV, homosexuality, cancer, and all other kinda illnesses couldn't cure himself? He is probarbly pretending to be dead to fool his gullible worshippers, next thing we might hear that he rose from the dead. I would not put anything pass these crooked God of men.



Errrr.. fit people can die and always have. Fit people i know have died, not nercerssarily from cardiac arrest cardiac arrests are not only causes by not been fit.

Theicecode:
It's either you are still a teenager or you don't have common sense, if you won't change from your foolishness, that's not my problem, after all they won't bury me and you together, Every one will face God for their deeds on Earth.

You are still on here peddling your fairytales right? you brainwashed gullible goon.

Golan007:
Maybe you have never sat down to interrogate the brainwashing you've been subjected to since birth.

When you die you would go NOWHERE.

Don't mind the gullible brainwashed ignoramus.

VicM6:
you speak like a fool.... if Jesus who knew he would die did noting but rather pray...... He should bring him self back to life... is he God?.....


Foolish animal roaming NL

I thought that gullible christians believe that Jesus knew everything, was capable of doing anything and can do anything, they even claim that Jesus ressurected from death, I mean, how can Jesus let humans kill him so he can ressurect? It makes no bloody sense. Christians so called are a bunch of confused hyporcrites.

Dpundict:
this is the most foolishly insensitive post ever to be made on this platform ever.

In your opinion.

Theicecode:
Devil have taken you already, devil have beclouded your mind. it's better for you to break from that bondage now before it's too late, the person that's chatting with me now is devil, he will use you and dump you, he will laugh at your foolishness once it's too late, use your head for once, you can do it. don't let devil use and dump you, he has done it to alot of people and they are regretting it, you still have a chance, use it now before it's too late.

the devil has taken me?, who is the devil? Tell me where the devil lives, her phone number i would like her to take me, i hope she has a big bottom and big breasts and a thight vagina.

Everrich96:
You're very stvpid as well. You mean he wasn't suppose die , he's some sort of immortal? I don't know where you reason from, probably ur anus

Thank you! Anything else?

Theicecode:
May God have mercy on your soul, that's all I can say. I have done my own part and if you fail to listen, that's your problem. everyone will face their own judgement from their grave.

why da fucvk are you so worried about me? Is it to make yourself feel better or righteous?.

Mate! You are not sure where heaven is, where God is or where hell is you are just repeating the same fairytale they used to brainwash you. You will find out one day that those stories are all an imaginations. I can bet my ass you will not see heaven, God or Jesus they don't exist. stop deceiving yourself!!

Theicecode:
I pray for your soul when you depart this Earth without knowing God, do you know what it means to be burnt by Everlasting fire? have you thought about that? because God is gentle and merciful doesn't mean he's a weakling. he knows everything. don't be damned, don't die without knowing God or you will be damned, ask for his forgiveness now before it will be too late, once death visits you, that's all.

it will be only you him and his angels, you will regret in pain for not believing he exist after others have told you the truth, do the right thing while you can.

gullible fool how did you know all these useless informations? Can you prove any of these your nonsense?

Mate! You are so paranoid and afraid i can sense it again.. let's all find out when we die if all these your folktales are true. As for now i am going to smoke some weed and drink whiskey. You should do the same. infact, i want to see that hell fire for myself to confirm don't tell me what you don't know or have any prove of.

Why the fucvk are you so worried about me? Is it to make yourself feel better and more righteous? Fool! We will see you and i who will go to heaven. heaven that deosn't exist.

martineverest:
u mean u won't die?...even Jesus Christ died..what's ur point?

My point is he was claiming to raise dead people, saving people's lives and healing them with his so called miracles. He could have used the same method to save himself. And where did i claim that i am not gonna die?


We all are gonna die someday including you.

Jesus christ never existed.

bluefilm:
I seriously doubt that.

I will only miss his mumbled and jumbled English and his drama.

mumble jumble indeed. All his hocus pocus dramas.

Theicecode:
Remember when you die, it will be too late for you. I will only pray for you.

don't pray for me fool!! pray for yourself, save yourself first, you are so afraid i can sense it. You are not even sure of what would happen to you when you die or where you will go. But you wanna pray for me? i feel sorry for you.

Theicecode:
It's not too late if you don't change, remember you will die too, and for once think about where you will go to, you still have little chance to get closer to God or you will regret it when you die.

You gullibles spent your whole bloody lives worrying about where you would go when you die, bullshit! I don't have the time i would have schooled you about death. Enjoy your life when you die you die!

God doesn't exist, it is all an imagination. We will all find out when we finally die, you will see! Right now stop worrying about death or where you will go when you die! Find out when you die! If God exists You don't know! And i don't know! So don't come on here to preach rubbish to me! Worry about your own paranoid and scared soul. I don't care where i go when i die! Thank you!

computer0810:
What are we going to say about u when u die too, it has to be about saying what u don't know according to what u read and judging other and so dey will judge u

When i die say what the hell you want about me, As if i would notice if i am dead.

And what would we say about you when you die? We could also say what the hell we want and you wouldn't be able to bite co's you would be dead!

When people die they don't just become saints because they dead. He is probarbly still scamming people like you with pretending to be dead.

And oh! I am not righteous or a saint. I am a bad samaritan.

Theicecode:
Foool

anything else?

The man is just pretending to be dead to fool gullible idiotas like you.

This is probarbly one of his hocus pocus miracles he might raise himself from the dead next week sunday or maybe he is pretending to be dead so as to pretend to come back from the dead and tell his gullible worshippers that he met and spoke to their sky God.

Anything can happen with these crooked God of Men.

bluefilm:
What killed him?

Don't tell me it's COVID?

maybe, maybe not. I think this might be one of his hocus pocus. He will raise himself from the dead next week sunday.

Why are people sad, the crooked man have gone to meet his imaginary sky God and Jesus. Y'all should be happy instead.

Crooked pastor, so he couldn't save himself as he was claiming to have saved others. Anyway, now he can go and meet his imaginary sky God i guess.

Crooked pastor hyporcrite, peddler of false hopes.

Eeewwwwww!!! Disgustinggg!!


Anyway, if i was starving i would eat this too.

Brave woman!! She did good Bravo to her, I believe her!