₦airaland Forum

Logic Mind: the size of your pants.
are they tailor made or did you get luck in the shops or do you go to a specialised store?

Why don't you ask your MOTHER, since she does not wear any.
Especially as flies naturally populate her pubic/ANAL areas 24/7.
No need for 'pant' in her own 'special' case abi?

Welcome to "Christianity" in Africa.
The price you pay for 'serving a JEALOUS' God.
It will kill you like a 'man scorned'!

Mu he he he he he he

Then what next?
Case closed or case dead on arrival?
We have long realized that Nigerian courts are not like those we find at 'Old Bailey' or 'Crown'!
Sheeeeesh!

Does Nigeria really need help from GEJ?

Still waiting for 2 people to die first, and sell off ALL their properties to the lowest bidders . . . . then I can burn the useless passport.

God will provide.
Pray HARRRDER!

Domestic affairs.
Keeping both wife and concubines happy!
Boy! He runs a jolly, tight 'harem'!

ANYTHING is believable and possible in Nigeria.
Praise the GOD of impossibilities!

Fast forward to 2015 please.
The only thing I look forward to is James Ibori's SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET release.
I miss Oghara discos abeg!
Damn. . . I would love to see Teresa Nkoyo Ibori dance again.
Back to the good old days!

GEJ. . . abeg dress, make I see road!

ak47mann: dirty asss

Stinking, shrivelled balls!

The dangers of 'gang-mentality' and 'group-think' syndrome!
The main reason I avoid people in ANY group.
MOB MENTALITY FOR THE BRAINLESS AND MINDLESS.

I choose #1. . . . My 'GOD' is a NATURAL God.

Phock the rest!

ANYTHING minus BORN-AGAIN . . . suits me just fine and purrrrrrrrfectly. Tufiakwa!!!! Irritants!

The will of God.
All na 'employment'!

No. Nigeria is not a country of choice. Unless you are a DIVINE, CONGENTAL criminal.

Fine.
But don't we need to teach her how to calculate her 'safe periods'?
Or how to mix a good cocktail of BIG STOUT in the right concentration of HCL for the safest 'quack-free' contraceptive?
Must she give birth for every 'mad man' on the street?

The life of a Christian is really boring.
WT-HOLY-F?

Logic Mind: where do you get your pants size?!

. . . And what EXACTLY is YOUR problem?

Hmmmm!
Some things cannot be explained. . .now and for ever.
May God continue to give her strength o!
This is a tough call.

jennykadry: . You and pehnis issue.

Na lie?
Ask Chidi Mokeme or Jim Iyke.
I really do have problems with small pehnises. Less than 9 X 5 inches to be exact. . .
Especially if a pehnis is the ONLY gaddem thing a man can offer me at this my old age.
Men and boys over 30. . . na no go area o. I can only tolerate that kind of old piece of shyte from my husband.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Blaaady waste of time and energy!

I nor blame the 'Cougar' race I tellya. The older you I get. . . the more I understand awon Demi Moore and J-Lo them. Hmmm!

I can make all the money for 'ALL OF US'. . . Praise the lord! I pity women wey dey follow old rich men. Give me a poor, broke-azze, stark-illiterate, agbero 'working' phallus any day, any time!

plaetton: There is something akin to madness in their(christians) overwhelming method--Chinua Achebe: Things fall Apart.

Mu he he he he he he he

When did he ever 'c-u-m'?
Did you see him with your eyes?

You don't get everything you wish for.
Ask Jesus. Even as he prayed to 'pass the cup' abi na 'pass the buck'!

Near miss!
We thank God.
Tuberculosis Joshua don predict again?

You mean the richest 'armed-robbers'?

Not in this lifetime or the next one.

Don't mind them.
Let us see what other 'looter' and their family members Nigeria will prosecute BY ITSELF. . . without foreign assistance from now on.
USSSSSSSSSSSSSSELESS COUNTRY!


Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

No surprise there.
Anything is possible with a 'man' scorned with small blokos!
Especially a Nigerian one.
Muhehehehehe

One thing I can NEVER understand with men. . .even when you are quarelling. . .or sleeping in separate bedrooms in the WORST CASE OF ACRIMONY, they will still carry their useless fingers and try to shoooko h-inside your pant at night. Then continue keeping the malice.

What SWEET BEASTS OF SEXUAL BURDEN!

But e dey sweet sha. . .I nor go lie you! Chai!!! Disu marriage na waya o!

Of course we are winning.
We used to be silent. . .but not anymore.
God bless J-America.
Forget Nigeria. . .Animals will have the rights to phock humans before human rights are respected in the whole of Africa kpa-kpa!

Freedom of choice!!!

No one ugly.
All of dem get their own 'bity'!

Oh dia!

So who is the mother?

Mu he he he he he

Abeg make Sears open make I go service my motor jor.

Who cares?