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mkmyers45: Hmmm.....NL winch slappers are watching o

Make dem try slap na, make dem fingers turn to "Sodom" Salt!
Abi dem no know dem mates again? Who born dem?
Shiooooooor!

mkmyers45: Chief Dr Mrs? Thats cool and i will love to attend the owambe

You trust ke!
NL will implode with pictures.
You know humility is only a Christian virtue.
My religion only commands me to "pepper" my h-enemies RELENTLESSLY!

Absolutely NONE!
They are all cults for wretched, hopeless souls!

The 'dubunker' has become the 'debunkee'!
Mu he he he he he he he

Of course Rerligion is a foreign concept to Africa. The reason Africans feel so lost and confused never to find their ways home.
Christianity being the WORSR.
Nothing as fake as an African or a NIGERIAN Christian.
Watch them and get the entertainment of your life.

Mu che che che che che che cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!

6) Always seek to be learning something new.

This I love.

My educational curriculum for the next 2 years na die!

My retirement party go helele I swear.

Welcome to 'Chief Dr Mrs'!!!!

7. Keep your promises. (If you can't be sexually exclusive to your spouse, don't make that deal.)

My greatest AMENDment. Keep your spouse, BUT BY GOD. . .DO NOT FORSAKE THE UNFORSAKABLES!

Abeg way dat my out-of-state-boyfriend. Thank God I have perfected the skillfull art of phocking more than 2 men in one day. 4 rounds each at least!

Dang! It is gonna be a busy week!Time to shave congo make customers see and smell wetin dem wan chop jare.


Wetin consain me with 'FIDELITY' bank? Na 'CHASE' I go retire with o! Gba be!

Typical cowards.
Instead of dealing ruthlessly with terrorists. . . the plan be is to move Abu-HA to Ivory Coast.
Only in Africa.
Tufiakwa.
If na to r-ape and and do pedo-philia, Nigerians go take Grade A1!
God forbid!!!

Munching at my dinner. . . baked chicken, marshed potato/gravy, cole slaw and green beans.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Iced-Tea to wash it down. . . .Wetin El Rufai tok?

Am supposed to get worked-up by someone else's opinion?
Heck no.
Over to the easily-frustrated in life and death.
Next thread please.

Time to move to the North!
Thank God I nor dey go church sef!
Phock 'em Southern cowards!

Useless thread!
The usual polymonikering WHORES of NL.
Please, keep on talking to yourselves as usual.
Too busy to trade words with cyber nonentities.
One more day off!
Time for hair and nails.

Please, go and sign some new IDs, so yawl can give some of us some time to h-enjoy the political section before avoiding your useless threads and STALE, FUNKY azzzzes!

Sheeeeeeeesh!

Strrrrrrong armpit he-goat smell of some sweaty male crotches!
Unwashed Mgbeke azzzzes with dried period flakes dripping all over the place like maternity-room toto-dandruff!
Gosh! What stench!!!!

9jaboi123: What do you think about the fight against money laundering and corruption in Nigeria, are we winning or is this going to be a never ending series for our country?

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Nigeria is forrrrrever lozzzin', and the Brits are forrrrever winnin'!
Talk about getting 'screwed' from both ends AT THE SAME TIME.
Ouch!
Sweeeeeeeeet H-or-gazmmmmz!!!!!

Errrrrrm, what could that be?
Nothing hungry me reach so o!
Kpele my dia!
Better luck next time.

Excelboi: Calloti or what ever her bitchy name is and op, u guyz suck.

Thank you sweetie! Doing my annual mamogram right now. Wish my bobbies the very best luck!
I still have some old sojas to b-reas-t feed!

tyson55: ^^^ Callotti AKA Lasinoh, don't you think you need a Psychiatric Evaluation? No offence intended. #just asking.

You mean more than the average NLander?
Mu he he he he he
As una dey dish, make I try my luck too abi?
No 'offfffiiiiiaaaaannnncccceeee' too o!
Na simple advice I gif OP o!
Too bad the wrong eyes see them o!
Oooooops!

If na to sign petition all over the world against BA and the likes, Nigerians mouth go sharp.
RESPECT NIGERIA THIS. . . RESPECT NIGERIA THAT!
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh.

Time to fight your own Nigerians IN NIGERIA. . . for whai?
Time for long-long speeches.
Shioooooooooooooooor!!!!!
Phocking cowards!

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Wrong thread.

The God of "Christians" for you.
Full of tricks and no treats!
Poor Christians who have nor figured out why their 'GOD' has mot dealt with this 'Lucifer' concept while they continue to perish in 'sin'!
Wretched things!

The only issue is that a South-Southerner is answering 'president' of Nigeria after Yaradua died without completing 8 years as 'president'.
Why Boko Haram no ask for Islamic North during Yaradua's time huh?
Or during OBJ's time?
The North has realized that it would be a loooooooooooong time before it is 'allowed' to smell the 'president' of Nigeria again.

TIME FOR SHOW DOWN!
Oya Southerners. . . prepare to defend your 'title'!
2015 go sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet wella wella! Kai!

Most defimitely on Earth. . . where 2 or more phocking Christian reetards are gathered in his name!
Tufiakwa!
Severe TORTURE!!!

Yet, his only BIGOTTED son could not live for ever?
4-1-9!
Mu he he he he he he he

Their money dey 'loss'?
Dem too like to protest!
Generational welfare recipients!

Time to move on.
The last batch of Nigerian movies I chattered on my last visit to Nigeria ALL sucked.
I support you.
Retire in peace!
Even Nkiru Sylvanus is now Special adviser to Rochas!

I would not attend such a gathering myself.
Before 'Oyedepo' prophesy come true again.
After 'brother' poison 'brother'!
He should know better!

Dsddy Atiku. . . I still love you better than ANY Southerner.
But, I must say you are on your own.
I only rule for one candidate in ANY country in a lifetime.
I am past caring about who rules or dictates to Nigerians through the S-Election processes.
Goodluck sir!
Nigeria is YOUR home. . . go and fight for it!
My hand nor day.
Any goat or chimpazee will do at this point!

God na OBSERVER!!!!