₦airaland Forum

Glad to know that Nairaland Nigerians are only h-internet noise-makers!
Mu he he he he he he

Who are they?
Send them to Dubai or london.
Not in Nigeria sir!

Absolutely NOT!
Who dash momkey shaving stick?

As long as it is good for 'Lagosians'. . . fine with me.
The only business I have there is MMA.
Thank God for Abuja Airport.
I pray Boko Haram does not bomb that Western concept o.
I have never ridden a horse, not to talk of a camel.

God bless Lagos State for Lagosians.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

No! I do not.
Any job I cannot do by myself, I will not wish anyone to do either.
It makes you a MURDERER TOO! What a job!
Life sentence without parole so the person/s can keep relieving his or her/their crimes EVERY waking moment.
The greatest punishment. Death is too easy.

I fear ABSOLUTELY nothing.
Fear is for the weak or COWARDS!
The GUILTY are always afraid of their own shadows too, expecially when no one is after them.
We shall all die.
The worst that could ever happen.
Till then?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING IT ON I SAY!

foemy: . Ur creator dat can sniff life out of u in a jiffery and u wl b a gonna. Respct am now

You mean YOUR CREATOR?
We do not worship the same o.
Please, take note.
My creator is one that is tolerant and kind.
Like a good father. NOT A TERRORIST LIKE YOUR CHRISTIAN DAFT GOD!

Big difference!

Fear and love can NEVER go hand in hand.
Respect and love? YES!

How can you love what you fear? TYPICAL MGBEKE LIFE!
Only Christians can afford such love.
No wonder intolerance and bigotry reign supreme in their lives and relationships.
Tufiakwa to such a GOD. . . and the so-called Christians too!
The reason MOST Christians can't stay happily married and violence free.
They have no concept of what love is.

Who wanno love a terroristic God!
Tufiakwa again!
The word fear has never been in my dictionary.
Not for man. . .and definitely not for GOD!
I only love what I respect. . . NO FEAR, NO COWARDICE.
Man or spirit? BRING IT ON!

This is the same reason "ThisDay" was bombed.
Misrepresentation and irresponsible journalism aka false interpretation and rumour mongering.
THE NORTH DOES NOT WANT WESTERN EDUCATION. . . Southerners, GET YOUR USELESS ARZZZES out of there.
There! You have your split. MOVE BACK TO YOUR OWN STATES!
Or be bombed to meet your GODS!
Amen!

May the stronger force win. Good or evil!

God bless America jare.

Interesting.

Over to "ThisDay"! Can it bomb Boko Haram back in retaliation?

A very DAFT God indeed!

Logic Mind: thanks for your response. you are really a great help in my research.
don't forget your pills when you go to bed.

Please ponder this personal advice from Madame Swetchine
Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: "Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?"

Thank you!
When you succeed in getting married and STAYING married without killing your spouse and children. . . WITH OR WITHOUT PILLS, please let me know.
See you in a couple of days when I am bored enough to come and play on NL.
Sit here and phock NL without getting any of the real thing!
Lonely UGLY single old FRUSTRATED cargo!
Mu he he he he he he

Time to h-enjoy my days off without NL.
Hope you can stand my absence huh?
Poor lonely societal dejected reject of dead Biafra land!


Your azzze is getting too boring for me. I have developed other interests that do not involve using my computer.
I have a 'guest' from out of town. Time for some 'hotel' entertainment.
Off to 'Red Lobster' and 'The Cheesecake Factory'! Then some extra-marital 'loving'! You know wharra mean? TIME TO CHOP SOME BIIIIIIG BLOKOS!!!! After sAHvicing my darling husband of course! Good news, na me dey pick the 'hotel rooms'!

Hellep me taink Godioh . . . say 'toto' nor get meter like blokos wey fit h-empty like over sucked 'juice BOTU'!

You get some 'pills' yourself. If they can help you.
All the best darling.

Ta-ta!

Stale news!
They will also S-Elect you for 2015!
More Fressssssssssssssh H-air jare!
God bless my American passport. . . Hallelujah!
Red Lobster and my movies please!
Time to pamper myself again!
Gosssssssssssh!!!! Life is gooooooooooooooooood!!!!!

Thank God of NL too. Where you can get a 'fix' for Nigerian news without dealing with the stench up close!

Back to my TV abeg!
No bera to read.

^
Old stalker. . .old ID.
Better than Nigeria any day.
No die o!
Any pictures to post today?
Or just fantasizing offline these days?

Carry on my dia fan. . . nothing do you!

Next ID please!

R.I.P.

The will of God? Or the will of Satan?
Horrible!!!!

As long as you advance it in your life away from my presence. . . it is always well with your soul!
Amen!

Oya o!
Make una begin send h-envelope!
Winches-for-Christ included!!!!

Poor dude feels soooooooooooooo out of place when he is not discussing 'no sex before marriage' or fornication/adultery topics!
Mu he he he he he he
OP?
No phocking topics to discuss again?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Time to chop 'Lobster Bisque' again!

I beat them to it.
I don reach hia tey tey.
No going back from the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!
Enjoying my whopping 3 days off in bed. . . . HOUSE COMPLETELY SPRING-CLEANED BY FOUR MEXICANS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM FOR ONLY $500!(ILLEGAL OR NOT. . . NA OBAMA WAHALA BE DATI O!).
No shouting. . . no stealing. Freezer full of food!!!
Constant electricity. . . water supply. . . no gasoline shortage plus full-time employment with complete retirement packages!!!
No armed robbers, no kidnappers, no juju, no witches-for-CHRIST, no dorty for road, no piss/shyte smelling all over the highways.
No GEJ and his m0r0nic cabinet to deal with.
Full coverage affordable insurance for the whole family.

Phock Nigeria and Africa for life!

Happy Memorial Day, Happy 4th of July in advance!!!

Mega vacation coming up for one whole month. . . in a few months WITH PAY!!!

Wetin Nigeria fit offer but DEATH AND DISEASES?

GOD BLESS AMERICA. . . .MY HOME SWEEEEEEEEEEEEETEST, BESTEEEEEEEEEEST HOME SWEEEEEEEEEEEEETEST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTEST HOME!!!!

No going back to the HELLHOLE called Nigeria or ANYWHERE in Africa!!!! Women RRRRRRRRROCK in the GREAT U.S.A The ultimate country for WOMEN!!!!

Logic Mind: you didn't learn. it was in the blood. genetically inherited.
for the sake of mankind, have you considered sterilizing your womb if it is still intact?

Oh? Sooooooooooooooo you know it is hereditary. . . .why are you killing yourself on my account? Ode!!!
Question 1. Very sterile.
Question 2. Very intact, donated to science for 'stem cell' research.
Six more fertilized embryos with THE GENES still intact. The 'ashawo genes' continue sweerie. . . .WITH MY DNA ALL OVA IT!!!! . . . SOOOOOO, CHOP WOMB!!! MUCHECHECHECHECHE!!! Olodo!!! Poor Ignorant fool like you!

Only Chrislamic folk need a 'womb' after it's expiration date my dia. Enjoy your mother's CANCER!
It is time to phock to THY KINGDOM COME.
Not every woman wants to smell like 'ICE-FISH' every month to make your prophesy come true. Happy 'MY VISITOR IS HERE EVERY MONTH' darling. I am a free woman.
Husband and kids intact. No quench o!

Any further questions?
Feel free to ask.

Gosh! What a 'LOCAL BUSH RAT'!

No go marry born ya own pickins dem. . . you go soon die, rotten for NL grave with frustration in your old age. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Just to give the likes of you some measure of peace. . . some of us have agreed YOUR GOD exists.
Only problem?
HE IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED, NOT TO MENTIONION DAFTER THAN YOU ARE!

Logic Mind: like mother like daughter

Damn rrrrrrrrrrrrrright!
I learned from the very best!
Do your phocking WORST baby!

Absolutely NOT!
Except in cases where it is not consensual like r-ape, in-ce-st, pedo-philia.
I fornicated to my fullest desire till I caught a goooood husband.
Adultery is also my hobby!
I have played with one or two females in my lifetime. . .and also had a dog when I was a beautiful, vAgin-teenager for 'licking' purposes during my period.

But. . . still an A-NAL virgin. Just not my thing and will never be. NOT INTERESTED!!!!!

VOTED NO!!!



It shouldn't be.
Did the HOLY SPIRIT not fornicate with Mary Holy Nwenje Virgin Mama?
AKA surrogate pehnis for an 'omniPOTENT' Christian God?
Were they married?

I realy don't care about 'local politice'.
But this interests me because na Nkiru Sylvanus boyfriend.
Is this not the same dude that made Nkiru Sylvamus the 'SPECIAL ADVISER FOR LAGOS AFFAIRS'?

Old woman. . . go and sit down.
You time has passed!
Younger congos are making making waves for the future!

I love this!
I have never been a mumu for ANY man. . . I don't keep mumus for MEN OR WOMEN.

Finally. . . NEVER keep only one man or attach emotions to sexual activity.
Every car needs one or more spare tires incase you have a 'flat'. . . during the bumpy rides of life!

I have never kept just one man in my life. Even when I was 'disVAgined' exactly 40 years ago . . . It took two men! One started and the other finished in one week! I had to get a bigger pehnis to finish the job!

Heart-break ke? Because of a phocking 'pehnis'? Not in my dictionary. Even 'nyansh-break' kpa-kpa. . . impossible! I am ALWAYS in control of both body and soul! Too many to contend with. . . no need to quench for one ooooooh! Tufiakwa!!!

Good riddance actually. . . . as in 'NEXT PLEASE'!

He apparently forgot one of his God's commandments.

YOU SHALL PHOCK NO OTHER GOD BUT ME. . . . FOR I AM A JEALOUS GOD!