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So the man nefa build house by now?

Make we see the completed 'bush-mansion' first. . .before we comment.

A mansion in Auchi?

Unbelievable.

This Sharia 'Bush-gay' has opened his roach-trap again?
Make im nor go cure the 'lakpa-lakpa' wey dey im neck like tolo-tolo wey get leprosy!
Im mates dey plan G-8 conferences, im dey dey take Mrs. Jonathan the brush teeth efry morrring.
Woman tampon!
Abi Lagos State budget nefa commot this year to keep am busy?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Dont you know that 'husband' aka 'PROVIDER' and 'fruit of the womb' aka 'IZHUZZZ' are hard to come by these days?
The only thing God wants women to accomplish on Earth. . .like Ruby, Deborah, Sarah, Mary, Magdalene, Zipporah and all those 'SUBMITTERS' and 'FRUIT-BEARES' in the Lord!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

^^^

Really?
In fact. . . there is no need because some of you will sign up other monikers and come and tafia on the same threads you are NOT supposed to show up on. You cannot ask questions about Atheists and expect not to be given responses UNFAVORABLE to your beliefs AND VICE VERSA. Must you discuss ATHEISTS? Why not just do your Bible thing and leave other beliefs alone?

Haba!

Islam is no longer appealing to you on NL to prey on. . .now it is Atheists.
THE VERY SAME REASON A SEPARATE ISLAMIC SECTION HAD TO BE CREATED. . . . .BECAUSE MOST OF YOUR NASTY CHRISTIANS WOULD PICK FIGHTS ON EVERY THREAD AND HARASS OTHERS WHO DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU AND YOUR RELIGION. This is the web. . . NOT YOUR TABERNACLE OR TEMPLE OF GOD!

Get ready to keep swallowing the stones you keep throwing at other beliefs.
Your GOD and all other tenets of your beliefs will be mocked too. . .so you see how it feels.
Respect is a 2-way street.
YOUR GOD CAN NEVER BE SUPERIOR TO OTHERS'!
Take note and take it WELL! In fact. . .CRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!

Might be a good idea in ANY civilized part of the world.
But Nigeria is not ready for such.
The state is just as irresponsible as the federal ON ALL LEVELS.
Give it 10 more years.

No need having a decentralization of the NPF without a corresponding ACTIVE judicial conscience.
Who will hold these 'renegades' accountable?
The states have not demonstrated they are ready for such a responsibility.
Let the states tackle Boko Haram and Mend first.
Shiooooooooooooor!!!

See you soon darling.
We shall block ALL roads in Delta state when you come out.
I shall be visiting you as usual.
Just keep my own share of the remaining loot o!
OGIDI-GBO-RI-GBO for life!

greateros: Chai! blazey u no go kill us for NL! make postinum2 Psquare catch u! u go hear nwii for their small pikin amu collabo for ya toto!!

Oya make i help u chorus am!

[s] Tell am saaaay: I must lik ya toto, lik ya toto ee, lik ya toto!. . .I don kia, I don kia. . . Ayeeee aaaah"[/s]!!!!

NL go dryyy like hamatan breeze without you!

muuuu heee heee heee!

I nor say you go like that VasHUn weh weh!
We go soon go sing duet for youtube.
We go make miRRions o!

Look at where the previous attempts at the so-called free education got us.
Some NLander cannot tell the difference btw a noun and an adjective.
We shall not even discuss plural nouns vs plural verbs.


Bottom line?


IT DOESN'T WORTH IT!

LOVER-LY!
See as my gal just dey shine with 2 handsome bouncing baby boys?
Make e badu belle and e jolosi come put mouth.
There are many women who can get their own Ikembas outside Nigeria. . . .and loving it.

Beautiful family. . . .THANK GOD FOR WHITE MEN!
Even if you DIE-vorce tomorrow. . . YOU DON GET PASS MARK!

Oya o. . . make una post pictures of her toto!
Toto is doing SUPER greeeeeeeeeeeeat!!!!! Make una begin chop shyte with E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI. . . .

Btw. . . .wey dat LONDON couple wey born white pickin? Dem don go hide?

numo86: @calloti....what's wrong with u??
Where do u live?
If u dnt believe in miracles then its impossible for u to believe the real and best things in life.....
U guys feel God and ur scientists are mates right
U want proof for everytin.....sooner or later u'll learn that humans haven't even started to know anything of Gods works more or else understand he is d most powerful being in d whole universe.....
Even d art of giving birth to a child is a miracle and ur hear insulting Gods power to have transfered d life of Jesus into mary's womb....
There was no intercourse my bro......
Its a miracle....did mary ever tell u she was molested in her dreams or was having sex in it
Please be rational and stop these insults....
It doesn't show ur maturity....

Please, I only asked questions.
After all, we did not hear Mary's version of how immaculately she conceived.
So, stop being unnecessarily dramatic.
It would only serve to impress Christians like you.
I still feel Mary was a victim of r-ape. Anytime you see a picture of her. . .she looks miserable.
Just my opinion.
Nothing to do with your God's feelings really.
Thank you. . . Happy God's resting day aka Sunday too.
Time to phock. See you if I survive my usual multiple h-or-ga-sms later this evening.
Please, tell your God to close his ears. I do yell profanities at those pleasureable times too.

mkmyers45: stop putting ideas into my head..

That was A TREAT TO FANTASY ISLAND for the sexually-frustrated Christians. . . not you!
I hope he survives it. No telling how long it has been for him. The way he has been jumping all over my profile pic!
Mu he he he he he

Image123: Is this a discussion or an outpour of your frustrations? Instead of jumping all over the place, why don't you have a clear head and let's talk, point to point, line by line, one after the other.

What is stopping you?
Getting personal already?
Typical Christian. When you get short of what to say or write, you become insultive.
Perhaps, it is YOUR frustration getting the better of you.
I ask again. . . IS YOUR GOD A SADISTIC GOD?

I believe Obama did too.
So did the great countries of the world.
What an UGLY, BLACK, AFRICAN, JUNGLY-LOOKING, BUSH-RAT!

His fingers are short too!
Small blokos!
Sheeeeeeeesh!

Image123: Adam was not created weak, neither was he created a failure. He was created to rule the world and have dominion. Jesus Christ was tempted and He overcame. Adam was tempted, he did not overcome, he could have if he wanted to. It was his choice.

Hmmmm!
So your God plays favorites btw his concubines' children huh?
He played Jacob against Esau.
Joseph against Benjamin and the rat pack.
Israel against Judah.
Cain against Abel.
Adam against Jesus.
David against Absalom.

What else is is new?
Only a Sadist would operate like that.
Dividing his children for his sick entertainment and pleasure.
THE ONLY TRUE LEGACY OF CHRISTIANITY.

Everyone and everything is to blame but himself. . .THE OMNIPOTENT ONE!
PSYCHO GOD!!!!
Tufiakwa!!!

Tuberculosis Joshua never issue press release yet?
That is your surest predictor o!
Make we wait for am.
Nostrodamus lives!!!
Hooray!!!!

Thank you. . .EZE GWORO-GWORO 1 Of NL!
No VAH-KAN-CY in H-ASSO ROCK!
Allah blessh ya sweeet arrrze!

gboss4sure: You are infested with religious hatred Sickness , u need to see a doctor

No cure for this kind sickness o.
Sorry. . .

Image123: ^ask Adam when you see him.

My own Adam can't wait to chop my apple for communion this morning.
Siddon for dia!

Image123: The Bible does not say that He didn't know good from evil. What it says that He was not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. There was a tree of life in that garden that He didn't eat from. But we definitely can't say that He didn't have life in the sense we know it.

See how hard it is to leave NL. . .e come be not to chop forbidden fruit.
Mu he he he he he he
What was so wrong with the tree of knowledge?
Dat your God na real Sadist I tellya!
Oya, make im inherit im stoopidity without complaining o!
He suppose punish Lucifer first. Wetin im dey wait for?
Shiooooooooooooooor!!!!!

mkmyers45: lol @ begging for mercy

Imagine being sentenced to death and begging for mercy from your killer?
Especially when the lethal injection don cause paralysis finish.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

God is still gonna kill ya arzzze. So wetin Adam wan beg for again?
Better afterlife? Spiritual 419!
kei!!! LWKMD!!!!

Image123: Waoh, you're doing fine already, quite close. Actually, Adam your(and our) forefather is the 'drunk pilot'. God gave him and his descendants earth and its blueprint/title deed. But he let the devil play a smart one on him. The plane is sure in crash land mode and is going to crash land. The good news is that Jesus came to save all that believe/trust in Him, from crash landing with plane EARTH.

But God knew Adam was gonna be a failure right?
He still created him weak.
Even Jesus Christ was weak.
What a Sadistical God! lol!!!

Fancy being punished for being made in his own image and likeness.
Jehovah. . .Nna? E di kwa AWERRI-SOME!

After being cursed with punishment. . .you are also expected to beg for mercy.
Mu he he he he he

DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!!

nex: @NobleZone

You really did go quite out of order by insulting God just to express your grievance with this Boko.


@Calloti

Jonathan is too dull to conceive of such a plan. He'll end up with a brain tumor if he tries.

Mu he he he he he he

LOL!!!

Poor Jonadunce. . .God bless his 'Otuoke' soul!

So?
No condition is permanent.

Peter denied Jesus X3. . . and Judas sold him for 30 Biafran Shillings.

That's life. . . moving on!

Na today?
Ask Donald Duke.

The whole of Nigeria kpa kpa.
I nor see any sign of oil-production for Nigeria o.
Only for Tinubu and OBJ compounds!

So, Nigerians aka HEBREW SLAVES of Africa should get to work and forget oil.
No PROMISED LAND in sight anytime soon!

OP, you get time o.
Just thank God you do not have your address or phone numbers published.
You for don disappia by now.
Then some monkey arzzze would tell NL that it was 'PROPHESY'!

Christians would have barbecued you to oblivion with e badu belle and e jolosi.
Abeg leave them. . .make dem go quench for JESUS!
Mu he he he he he he he

You are mainly going through acute depression.
See a shrink and talk it out.
NO. . .PASTORS DO NOT COUNT!
They are like native doctors. . .and will only make your financial situation worse.
Plus try to phock your arzzze(front and back holes) to add insults to injury.

Don't allow your phase to progress to chronic depression
God gave you free will remember? Time to use it to save yourself.
All the best!

The same thing Jesus knew. Nothing.
Only to preach without experience.
Go figure!