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Oh dia!
The misyarning continues.
Swim ke? When pipo nefa see food chop?
Mu he he he he he he

LWKMD!

His OANDOAN children are all over NL o!
And his concubines too!
Watch out for the suspicious and mysterious movements of the 'spam bot' on two legs!

eGuerrilla: ^^^
If the above does not betray afro-pessimism on steroids, I don't know what does

Predictably, you failed to read Wales' clarification of his tweet in the same article, in your trigger-happy, see-no-progress mode: "“To clarify my earlier tweet – I know this speed is not representative of broadband across Nigeria! But it is real bandwidth and the future!”.

Damn right.
I don't read such junk!
Nice joke.
Enjoy!

Nigeria watch out!
Beware the ides of 2015!

Nigeria is light years ahead of Ghana in terms of human capital development

Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekeh!
There is no worse deceit than self-deceit!
Mu he he he he he he
Even animal development index. . . Nigeria cannot fit to win Ghana lai lai!
Even the animals in Ghana are more developed than the 'humans' in Nigeria!
Gba be!

This is AFRICA!

eGuerrilla: Why introduce hospitals into the equation?
Are you saying nothing good - however small - should ever be associated with Nigeria?

Is it only internet that you can use to compare Nigeria to New York?
Yes, nothing good however small can be associated with Nigeria.
Your internet speed is false.
Unless you have never used internet service in Nigeria.

Wetin consain Southerners with military?
After the treachery from the 60s. . .Southerners are not favored to join or operater such key positions in Nigeria.
They are either killed or frustrated out of the military.
The only option is to join politics.
Na Northerners get the military.
Good for them!

I think I prefer the presence of the New York hospitals, schools, electricity, roads and recreational facilities.
As for the internet speed. . .we all know it is a fat lie.

Mehn!
If they can burn children as witches in those parts of Nigeria. . .why not a harmless tortoise?
Christians na waya!
Superstitious and down right cruuuuuuuuuude!!!!
Twa!!!!
Phocking babarians.

Check points are 'fringe benefits' for the NPF!
Used to supplement their incomes.
Just call it 'tips' for services rendered!

If your 'press' is for sale. . .don't blame the governors.
It takes 2 to tangle.
All na politics!

Okay sir!
June is only less than 3 months away.
We are more concerned about what will happen in 2015. . .are you leaving or do you intend to 'dangle' on?
Mu he he he he he
Enjoying a nice piece of chocolate cake with my morning cup of tea!
Life is goooooooooooooood!!!!

You don't need God for that.
You can never tell till you hit the grave.
You can only succeed one day at a time in ANY relationship.
You might be not be for him according to his own GOD!
It takes 2 to succeed in any relationship.
If you are in doubt. . .ask your parents!

Nice
Time to 'chop their moni' jare!
Before them split like awon Dbanj!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]hmmm, to be honest with you, sometimes I wonder whether all the chaos resulting from BH activities are in some selfish interest of the President's. Whatever happened to the state of emergency declared in some states earlier? Nada!! Violence continues. He is yet to arrest a single BH member who he himself admits are high ranking members of his administration. I hope you are wrong sha.[/quote]Gbam! I am not wrong.
The world will only look on.
GEJ will play the Boko Haram card to his advantage while making sure MEND terrorists are fully taken care of.
I know my people.

Story? Story?
Stooooooooooooooooooooooooory!!!!

Yes he can!
This is Nigeria.
All he needs is to throw the country into 'Boko Haram' full swing. . .and put the country in chaos.
Why do you think he has given Boko Haram an edge without fully making them accountable?
S-election 2015 will never hold.

For the mortal beings in the church or mosques by which they enrich themselves.
I don't believe is such a concept.
You cannot give your God what he already has.
According to you. . .HE MADE THEM ALL!

The good ol' days of Nollywood!
I love them all.
They built Nollywood.
Beautiful ladies.
All of them!

I think he has done better than the rest.
The dislike for the previous 'pseudo-democratic' figure-heads has always been above 90%.
Give him some time to catch up.

Being liked is not a pre-requisite for being a selected Nigerian government official.
They are not put there to serve you or fellow Nigerians BUT THEMSELVES!
Get a grip!

CyberG: I'd like to thank contributors, both positively and otherwise, to this thread. I see many altruistic posters using every fragment of their brain cell to show Dedenson1 the light. Sorry, but this will not work and I ask that you review his track record of blind tribalism here on NL and he taught most of his disciples (listed earlier) the art and science of tribalism. However, let us keep the sole objective of this thread in view:

A REMATCH of the CIVIL WAR OF 1967 - 1970. I know many Igbos, including my friends, who would find contemplating even a daily rehash totally distasteful but the little-minded, poisonous tribalists have swore not move on after 42 years and NOT that they saw even a bird during the war. That is already and documented even on this website. Since the new generation war-mongers believe their forebears didn't fight well enough, could and should have "won" the war, blame everyone else including foreign nations, it is expedient that we have this rematch to put the issue to bed - after they have proved better than the 1960s combatants and get "VICTORY".

This post is a reminder because for 3 days since this REMATCH was called, they have just been talking, NO ACTION. The Nigerian Army, Navy, Air Force including SANE Nigerians from every tribe have been waiting. Now, you have 4 more days to even put some action to your words. Since you want to settle the scores, start NOW. The COAS, Lieutenant General Onyeabo Azubuike Ihejirika, and his men are waiting. So is Navy, Air Force, even Police, Boy Scout, Girls Scout, Man O War, and regular people including your parents who saw the war and will probably slap SENSE into your head! But hey, you still have 4 days and everyone is waiting! If you don't do anything still, please shut up, find a real job and get a life! To everyone, me love you all and I can't wait to take a vacation to Nigeria again!

Ahem jare! Thank you again.
Your thread has yeilded good fruits. The tribalists are getting tired and have taken your message to heart.
I have been waiting for you.

Your thread has been DRY in your absence!
I just got back from Nigeria and I can't wait to go again in 6 months.
God bless you for your super sweet post!

Because the real owners of Nigeria do not want a break. Only the lower end of the Nigerian food chain or totem pole want a break.
Only the poor, wretched and disgruntled hopeless want a break in Nigeria.
If you don smell beta oil money. . .you nor go tok of 'break'!
Ask Reuben Abati!

Then what?
The Heavens shall fall down?

She only did because she could get away with it.
You are only held accountable in Nigeria if you are subject to a witch-hunt!
Nothing do you ma. Chop dey go!

Comments from NL should be forwarded accordingly.
There is hope!
Hoooooooooray!
Especially for the arrest of my e badu belle and e jolosi h-enemies!

Mu she she she she she she

I juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust love BEAUTIFUL married women who can do it all.
Mama! You make me proooooooooooooooud!
Use and dump 'em like sweet bananas and hang on to ya man. A bonafide 'MRS.'!
You are my role-model any day!
Next to Florence Ita Giwa of course!
It is a woman's world too.
No one can do you NO SHYTE!

Next corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect rumor gist jare!
Back to Investigative Discovery Channel. . . .

I have put many on my ignore list.
No need to respond to those threads. . .or such posters.
It works like magic.

Thank God h-internet stones nor dey shatter computer monitor screens. TA NU JABO-JA OF MGBEKE OPOBO!
Anything Yoruba or Igbo. . .no need to respond, especially from some posters and their numerous monikers.
Wait till the thread hits 2 pages. . .then watch their gangs show up!
Mu he he he he he

Thank God for my TV!
Make I go climb my man jare!

Money goooooooooooooooooood oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraise God!!!
He is now free to contest further s-elections.