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Christianity EtcRe: Is Bible From God? by Callotti: 10:08am On Oct 20, 2012
From senile, drunken male-sluts for sure! kiss
The more you open threads like these. . . .the more you expose this 'OMNI-IMPOTENT' 'GHOUL' of yours.
Fancy an illiterate, blind GOD. . .who need prehistoric men to write a collection of dumb-azze UN-intelligible piece of 'shyteTURES'!
I'd rather worship the APPLE who invented the Iphone and the Ipad.
What the phock has this GOD invented but the evil garden of EDEN. . . and a philandering, LECHEROUS, LIBERTINE of a phocking HOLY GHOST. . .who sneaks in and out of imbeceelic poohsies to conceive GADIFFICIOUS-LOOKING basstard for saviours? undecided

So that daft creatures of humans can forget their brains in the loo and proclaim they have a religion? angry
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ever Be Grateful To Supporters Of One Nigeria – Gowon by Callotti: 10:04am On Oct 20, 2012
Mu he he he he he
With all pleH-JORE! cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sleep Position Can Determine Your Personality. by Callotti: 10:01am On Oct 20, 2012
Megabyts: while noting that u enjoy sex in the fetal position,do u have a warm and an open personality?
Extremely warm and open personality. . . till I SHOW YOU MY DARKEST, COLDEST SIDE, when I encounter fools or cyber riff-raffs. . . .then you will hate your life!
Guaranteed! kiss
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ever Be Grateful To Supporters Of One Nigeria – Gowon by Callotti: 9:53am On Oct 20, 2012
I wonder why these 'shallow', EMAICIATED, Igbotic TICKS are insulting Gowon. . . .
Did their 'BIAFRAN' broda abi na aboki-bootlicker aka AYIM PIUS AYIM not express the same sentiments as Gowon? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $30 Million Lottery Shortly After Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Callotti: 7:20am On Oct 20, 2012
Kordynaka: So in all of your research, U̶̲̥̅̊ were too blind or foolish to notice d word 'Some' the simple fact is He is Indian. That's how U̶̲̥̅̊ ignorant serfs generalise with the smallest information U̶̲̥̅̊ have as if its the entire body of knowledge....Shior...
With all your insults. . . I will oblige you 'DUMEBI THE DIRTY VILLAGE GOAT'! kiss
Where did I dispute he is an Indian?
You M0R0NIC louse who can't even suck A BULGING NAY-KED, AZZZZE right, EVEN IN BROAD DAY-LIGHT to nourish your dead brain cells. . . . ?
He can't be Indian and Arab at the same time?
Buzzzzz off! kiss

Time for breaKfast. . . sweet potato chips and corned-beef, egg and mixed vegetable casserole. . . cool
Please, carry on with your ignorance.
PHOCKING DUNCE! kiss

I don't need an Arabian-Indian 'novella-riche' to have a good time.
Unlike you. . . .I believe in OLD MONEY. . . .like the ROMNEYS.
Enjoy your 'Obama', new-found wealth for 'Mgbeke'-immigrants on this thread.
Kitchen duty calls. . . time to supervise my kitchen staff. wink
Make yourself useful huh? Mr. Singh or wharrava ain't sharing a dime with your skanky, filthy azzzze! kiss

Please, change that your 'Otigba' re-furbished keyboard. . . . Your characters are as crooked as your fingers! kiss

*thread unfollowed* cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $30 Million Lottery Shortly After Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Callotti: 7:14am On Oct 20, 2012
ekt_bear: 1. Is the man one of these minority Indians who come from Arab descent?
2. Does he *look* Arab?
3. In the unlikely event that this man has any known Arab ancestry, what makes you think it is a substantial part of his DNA? It would be like me calling you (a Nigerian) also Arab, because your great, great, great grandpa from eons ago was Arab.....
He looks ARAB to moi o. . . .Arabs are fairer.
Recessive genes make him very ARAB. . . cool
Read it up. . . . wink
The same reason you have 'fair' Northerners.
All about genetics. . . . MY INTERPRETATION. . . .cool
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala On Forbes List Of Most Powerful Women Of 2012 (pix) by Callotti: 7:01am On Oct 20, 2012
Yet, she could not land the WORLD-BANK gig?
Gwam okwu
Gwam okwu
Kam nu nu na nti!!!!. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTwliMzMYW4

Power biko 'fi cham' ike na oshu! cool
PoliticsRe: Why Is Chinua Achebe Dragging Yorubas Into Igbo-hausa Feud? by Callotti: 6:54am On Oct 20, 2012
Because : when the moon is shining, it is time to take a 'walk' in a wheelchair! grin
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ever Be Grateful To Supporters Of One Nigeria – Gowon by Callotti: 6:52am On Oct 20, 2012
Anyim who represented President Goodluck Jonathan on the occasion added, “It is a privilege to be part of the occasion to honor this great man (Gen. Gowon), the architect of modern Nigeria, a statesman, and indeed the father of united Nigeria. His commitment to our nationhood is legendary.”
Hail Biafra! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Is A Treat To Humanity- Wole Soyinka. by Callotti: 6:50am On Oct 20, 2012
Na today?
The main reason I avoid CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS. . . .
TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sleep Position Can Determine Your Personality. by Callotti: 6:38am On Oct 20, 2012
Definitely fetal! cool
My favorite 'se-x' position too. . . . where the man can squeeze my huge br-eas-ts while jamming from behind! kiss
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ever Be Grateful To Supporters Of One Nigeria – Gowon by Callotti: 6:30am On Oct 20, 2012
Thank you. . . O HANDSOME AND NOBLE ONE. . . . cool
You did the right thing.
. . . .And so shall it be forever and ever!!!! kiss

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!
My darling 'officer and a gentleman'!

https://cdn.nigerianbulletin.com/files/2012/10/Yakubu-Gowon.jpg?84cd58
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $30 Million Lottery Shortly After Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Callotti: 6:16am On Oct 20, 2012
ekt_bear: No. His name is Sandeep Singh...so a Hindu or a Sikh. Wetin concern Hindu with Arab or Taliban cheesy grin
Ms_Oluchi: He's not arab dummie!! he's from south east asia, you can tell from his name.
nagoma: An ARAB named Singh? How did you manage to write when you are clearly an illiterate?
F00028: sigh...silence is the virtue of ....

sandeep singh na arab name huh
What school did you all attend again?
NAIRALAND UNIVERSITY OF AGBEKPOOOOOOS?
Or 'ESUT'? cheesy

Lemme educate you. . . .VILLAGE *&^$#s wink

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Indians_the_same_as_Arabs

Indians are the people who live in India, but some of them claim Arab ancestry, so that's why they look the same. [size=20pt]Some Indians and Pakistan's are descendant of Semitic race ( Arab )[/size] but those are minority people, with wavy and curly shiny black hair, with fair skin that's why they look Arabic and same as them.
Just like saying Obama is not an AFRICAN!
Local peeps! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $30 Million Lottery Shortly After Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Callotti:
Na even ARAB sef. . . .
Small blokos!
Abeg carry ya money go!
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh.
Who wan follow 'TALIBAN' sef. . .
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. . . . . angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Most Of Naija Babes Don't Have Flat Tommy? by Callotti: 7:51pm On Oct 19, 2012
Just as with the Nigerian men. . . .bad eating habits, lack of exercise. . . . kiss
PoliticsRe: How A Motorcyclist Was Almost Killed By Fulani Herdsmen by Callotti: 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2012
Very strange story. . . .THESE BIAFRA PEEPS WILL COOK UP ANYTHING TO GET THIS BIAFRA I SWEAR.
No investigation. . . all we know is 'dem say' na FULANI HERDSMEN.
I don't buy this story. . . . kiss
PoliticsRe: How A Motorcyclist Was Almost Killed By Fulani Herdsmen by Callotti: 7:31pm On Oct 19, 2012
STORY. . .STORY? STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!!!

Hmmmmmm. . . .
Fulani herdsmen. . . ? HOW COULD HE TELL? grin
Bros. . . you sure say nor be ya 'brodas' from Biafra wanno use your ear for rituals?
This ya tori get as e be o!
What a gory pic!

Nigeria is full of 'SAVAGES'. . .I swear!!! cry

Very difficult to verify such a story.
Nigerians are such UNRELIABLE HISTORIANS. . . .
Aluu Students mistaken for 'robbers'. . . 'robbers' attacked by 'Fulani Herdsmen'. . . . Okada operation 'your money or your life'. . . .?
Which wan we go believe? undecided
PoliticsRe: We Need To Invest In The Root Causes Of Insecurity In Africa - Rawlings by Callotti: 7:26pm On Oct 19, 2012
He should know better!
CORRUPTION!!!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: Who Should Be Accused Of Nigeria's Extreme Regionalism by Callotti: 7:23pm On Oct 19, 2012
Ogahtech: @callotti, diesel for gen again? I thought some people in Nairaland said Nigeria is now enjoying stable power supply.
BIG FAT LIE!!!! grin
20hours of gen. . . 4 hrs of epileptic PCHN!
I ain't stayin' in this dump of a Nigeria without 24hrs of electricity. . . .or INTERNET SERVICE. cool
PoliticsRe: Man Wins $30 Million Lottery Shortly After Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Callotti:
I would miss his money. . .but not him.
There is a reason for the break-up. . . . .?
I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU TOO . . .if your priority was YOUR FAMILY OVER MOI! cool
The possession of wealth does not make a man. . . .OR WOMAN. kiss
Let him tell us why they broke up. wink
Hopefully, she should play her own lotto and win some money too! OR LAND A WEALTHIER MAN FOR HERSELF WITH ALL THE LOVE TOO! cool
Money does not buy love, peace or happiness. kiss

He’s decided to take the $30.5 million in a lump sum, which the Boston Globe says will equal about $16.1 million after taxes.
Nice pocket money. . . .but can't buy love.
Move on brother. . . money cannot save your relationship . . . ESPECIALLY, IF YOU SUCK AT IT.
Now that you have some 'money'. . . Lerrus see what excuses you will come up with in your next relationship.
Hope your family can be taken care of without you laboring 3-10 jobs to be the 'caring son'? wink
It was already broke before you hit the Jackpot
Move on bro and all the best with your fortune.
Babe has moved on!
Cherrrrriooooo !!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Breastfeeds Dog To 'feel Complete' by Callotti: 4:55pm On Oct 19, 2012
Na wah o!
Does this count as philanthropy or Bestiality? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Nairaland Moderators Get Paid? by Callotti:
Yes!
On credit. . .with poohsies and pirikis! cheesy
If it is a volunteer job. . . .it must be fun jer-king off with the 'Pyguru' buttons!
What a life! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I’m Seven Months Pregnant For Funke Akindele’s Husband – Single Mother Of Two Ki by Callotti:
Ladies and gentlemen. . . .THIS IS FUJI. . . .
Get and dance to 'the new FUJI GARBAGE'. . . . .
Marriage na waya! grin
Fuji Ropopo!!! grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXOtczDFVs


As it were, Funke Akindele’s hubby with five kids already is expecting [size=20pt]in the next few months three additional children[/size] [size=20pt]in his harem.[/size] His second wife, Fadekemi is in the last trimester of her pregnancy and is due to deliver soon.

Modinat will also have her baby latest in December latest while Funke, reported to be in her first trimester is expected to deliver mid-July 2013.
Nigerian man blokos na waya!!!!
Especially Yoruba wan! grin
From Shino. . .to Dino. . . .to Kino!!!!
Yoruba pehnis di kwa egwu!!!

[b]The romance thickened, they shared great moments together and there was pressure to get pregnant. Not once or twice inside sources said the Ota, Ogun State-born trader was accompanied to several spiritualists and gynecologists by Kendoo in their bid to seal their romance with a baby.

Sometimes in March, she got pregnant and filled with joy, she announced to her lover-boy, who close sources said was not ecstatic about it. [size=20pt]“He practically took off,[/size] he stopped coming to her house, shunned all entreaties and stopped picking her calls,” E24-7 MAGAZINE’s source hinted.

The following month, Modinat was shocked to read in magazines and newspapers that Kendoo wanted to marry the Return of Jenifa’s star actress, Funke Akindele. She was devastated, flustered but once again, her family rose and stood firmly behind her.

In the last few months, Modinat has been under intense pressure to keep her mouth sealed and advised to avoid the media. Sources close to her confirmed that she has been inundated with calls by several people close to the famous actress, Funke Akindele, to keep a low profile and keep the ‘family’s’ dirty linen away from the public. [/b]
WOMEN NOR DEY HIA WORD!!!!
If you want to be a single parent. . . phock a Yoruba man without condoms! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Immorality And The Nigerian Society by Callotti: 4:31pm On Oct 19, 2012
With all the Churches and Mosques all over the globe? grin
. . . .and in Nigeria?
Immorality is still ravaging the Nigerian society?
Wooooordaaaaafooooooo!!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Divided We Stand.. by Callotti: 4:25pm On Oct 19, 2012
Make una break before 2015 oooh!
Mango-mango elections are gonna be held in ALL 36 states! grin
Don't be counted.
Mu che che che che che che
Christianity EtcRe: Dealing With Sin by Callotti: 4:20pm On Oct 19, 2012
Tain Godioh for BRA MAITEEEU! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Boy, 11, Banned From Scouts Because He Doesn’t Believe In God by Callotti: 3:03pm On Oct 19, 2012
Christian life na waya! undecided
PoliticsRe: We Ruled Nigeria For 36 Years With Nothing To Show – Northern Brotherhood by Callotti: 2:58pm On Oct 19, 2012
Spoken like a patriotic Nigerian.
No mention of 'secession' o.
Admission and recognition of transgressions is the hallmark of a humble spirit.
Way to go! kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Gadafi Exit : One Year Anniversary by Callotti: 12:18pm On Oct 19, 2012
Welcome to year 1 of our lord "MG". . . .
Henceforth known as the 1AG(one year after our lord Gadaffi)
Like Jesus Christ. . . like Gadaffi! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Flood Victims Starve As Authorities Complain Of Insufficient Relief Materials by Callotti: 12:00pm On Oct 19, 2012
Everyone will claim 'flood victim'. . . .
Na wah! grin
PoliticsRe: ok by Callotti: 11:58am On Oct 19, 2012
This too shall pass. kiss

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