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Nice draw. . . first cut is the deepest!

Scores: 1:1
Round 3. . . .GBAGAUNNNNNN!!!
Goooooooooooooooooooo Romney!!!!!

Spend time with my family. . . .only family members.

Please, rephrase.
Does an Atheist(good or bad) care about the concept of heaven?
To mix with Christians like the spiritual - 'elves' we encounter on and off NL?
You have got to be kidding!

FULL/HALF/SEMI/DEMI/QUARTER Atheist or sub-zero temperamental Atheist. . . .HE OR SHE DOES NOT GIVE A PHOCK ABOUT HEAVEN. . . .
Let Christians assume their rightful inheritances.
I for one, would choose HELL FIRE. . .FIRST!

Still on the matter. . . .
Nothing to learn from this whole incident. . .
Only facts about Nigeria and NIGERIANS are reinforced.
Unless you have not lived in Nigeria or dealt with Nigerians. . .would you have a few or more things to learn.

Schooling in Nigeria gives you an all time education about Nigeria.
The only difference is that the world will be given more privileges to know NIGERIANS EVEN BETTER!

Nothing to help please.
This is the Nigerian ogas stock-in-trade.
The deed/harm has been done.
No atonement.
Actions have consequences. . . as the 'devil' made you do it. . . .ask the devil to help you 'fix' it!
There are many Nigerian men that are 'r-apists' all over NL and 'other' websites!
You and your conscience.

As for the 'chika'. . . . it is up to her to make the best out of the bad situation.
She had no control of what happened to her.

Where 'the parrry at'?
Have they started sewing aso-ebi yet?
What color is the 'gele'?

Madame DAME. . . .fushia and purple are your colors!

Thank our gods. . . no 'Lewinsky' CIGAR-SUCKING SCANDALS!
The man get wife!!!!
Binder or no binder. . . .
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo ROMNEY!!!!!
WIN, LOSE OR DRAW. . . . .YOU DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Thank awa gods. . . no drunken papa from Kenya. . . with dorty, ashawo history.
No. . .polygamous 'binders of women' HOE factories. . .
No. . .ganja-smoking.
Praise the finest MORMON in the world with the prettiest of wives. . . and aje-butter pikins and grand pikins them.

No 'binders full of women' in his closet or blokos!

Romney my man. . . YOU GAT CLASSSSZZZZ!!!

Let them saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

It was an aggrieved member of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Mr Cyriacus Njoku, that approached the court, asking it to go ahead and determine “whether Section 135(2) of the Constitution, which specifies a period of four years in office for the President, is only available or applicable to a person elected on the basis of an actual election or includes one in which a person assumes the position of President by operation of law, as in the case of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.”

Hmmmmmmm. . . .
No comments.

In terms of what?


Fashion. . .
Educational status. . .
Motivational-speaking abilities. . .
HOME-MAKING/PARENTING SKILLS. . . .
Jet-setting around the globe. . . .
N.G.Os of 'runs'. .
Gloria Nkonning. . .
Posing around partially-aborted. . . ." 'father-less babies' " homes. . .

What criterion are we supposed to use. . . ?

manmustwac: You talk like this and you are a woman yourself? Shame on you.

You know?
I am quite 'smitten' by your comprehension prowess around NL.
You are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too tired to even read and understand 2 simple lines in any given post.
Moderating a 'mere' religious section for spiritual 'dAnder-heads' can be quite challenging.
You are forgiven.
Nor be ya fault!

ekt_bear: Nah it is just...provocative lol

i'd be hesitant to make fun of an old man for being cripped

Mu che che che che che
You must have forgotten 'Things Fall Apart'. . .
Chapter 2

I did not write it. . . . .

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_proverbs_are_found_in_the_book_Things_Fall_Apart

Chapter 2
"When the moon is shining the cripple becomes hungry for walk."
That for this tribe, the shining of the moon is so important that it gave them courage so that a cripple can walk *cripple means a person who is disabled or impaired in any way

As for the 'making fun of part'. . . .lemme juss say. . . I learned from the very best.
CHRISTIAN HOLY NWANJES OF THE CYBER WORLD. . . .Fair game!

luvinhubby: You are badt boy

Okay, we have heard.
Kwashiorkor has since been eradicated.
We now have BEAUTIFUL, 'fat' Igbo with boozed-up pot-bellies all over Nigeria and the world.
Please, tell Achebe to write another Global Blockbuster.
Sheeeeeeeesh!

Another 'crippled' topic!

Hmmmmmm. . . .
Then the rest of the country must really SUCK!

Please. . .where is Johnbull?

mikron: NA U DEY WRETCHED AND WICKED

Thank you!
Next please.

musKeeto: @Litmus: thanks for those pics..

the aluu4 happened within nigeria. Let's fix ourselves so we can sit back and call others savages..

AMEN. . . .

seyibrown: Absolutely incorrect!



I agree! Majority sleep easy because the full reality of what could happen to them, their relative does not confront them! What have the women in government today done about security officials ra/pin/g women in custody? What has our government done about extra-judicial killings by our security outfits?

Hmmmmmmm. . . . .Is this the best you can offer to this 'space'?
Are you not MUCH-MUCH-MUCH older than 'PURIST'. . .the OP?
What school did you attend by the way?


I have many questions for you. . . but will stop for now.
No need derailing this thread.
I don't want PA-GURU to mess with my posts!

chosen04: I respect you alot, but kindly dont insult the spirt of the "MUBI 50" with his your above point. I can hear the silent voices of those innocent "MUBI 50" asking you if they too kept late nights.

That MUBI saga. . . .?
Please. . . no comparison ABEG.
At least. . . If I were to choose how to die. . .I would prefer the MUBI route.
Despite the horrific nature and senseless motives.
Please, don't compare.
Many respects too.
This ALUU mess. . . is the ULTIMATE, SATANIC, ORCHESTRATED EVIL. . . .A TABOO OF ALL PROPORTIONS

My point is that most evil/cowards operate at night.
If these boys had not gone out at night. . . .just perhaps. . . .just perhaps. . .just perhaps. . . .

You dun like it?
Mu he he he he he he

Abeg make I go kiss my pickins dem goodnyte. . .

Mu che che che che che che che

We don hia. . . time for round 3

1:1

Gooooooooooooooooo Romney!!!!
American politics is toooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetuuuuu!!!!

For she is a jolly good fellow. . . Hooray!

Only Abuja?
Women are 'fair game' all over Nigeria o!

Not really.
It is called POLITICS!
Have you ever played the game. . . .HOOKERS IN HIGH PLACES?

From one wahala to another!

This is the country that wants to divide in peace?

Fantabulous!!!!
Welcome back darling!!!!
I love you ma!!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
I lovvit!!!!
Welcome Darling Dame!!!!

Yessssoh!
I am soooooooooooooooo glad!!!!

Abeg make we hia word!
If na ASIWAJU-JU wifey now. . .
We no go hia sointin.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J84wIjWv6hA

Even me sef!
I nefa knew. . . until I realized I may nefa see 'er ahgayn!
Too much to bia!

MAMA PATIENCE. . . I LOVE YA!!!!

You wanno know 'ow musssh. . . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMriOspUvA

Flood!
Flood!
Flood!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Mama welcome o.
Please. . . rest well.
I have missed you gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Thank my Agnostic GAWD for ya life.
I nor go yab you again. . . lai-lai.
God punish 'my fellow widows'!. . . NO MORE FROM THE SOUTH-SOUTH.
Not ya portion. . . .Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=related