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punisha:
your guy name suppose be Mumu...then u need better knock for your head as per friend of mumu wey u be....
I can't wait to see how this ended

officialmario:
After about ten minute she called back and said the Atm machine has swallowed her card and she went to the customer care to complain, and she was told to check back on monday, and that she is left with 600naira, my friend then told her to go and find any act number so that he can send her another tfare, i was seriously mad with my guy, why would you do that? Are you a fool? You still want to transfer the last 3k in ur act, guy you must be joking, i would never allow you do that, but before i could know it my friend called the babe to go and check if the person has seen alert, i swear e choke me.
the deed has been done, let's wait for the african queen, to my greatest suprise this babe didnt get alert until about 5pm, it is already late for her but i called the babe to pls try and come today, my friend is dying.... I really feel for my friend, he has consume alot 400miligram is insyd the body, local herbs, big stout, bitter cola with cold water, my nigga wasnt feeling comfortable again.......
What a boy!

thebosstrevor1:
Dude, anything that makes you happy, believe it.

thebosstrevor1:
I am not out of point.

Because the shoemarker is associated with gadafi, does it make him also guilty of Gaddafi crimes.

There are many mosters in canada...lot of serial killers in canada.

thebosstrevor1:
SAR DON SUFFER.

That is discrimination and it is unfair, just because someone was a member of SAR does not mean he committed crime against humanity.

There is no proof of this allegations of crime against humanity against him, he is being discriminated because of the type of job he was doing before.

He can appeal.

Just imagine being a shoemaker and you were denied visa because you polished gadaffi shoes....

When is guilty by association justice??

Rossippy:
So when you are posting Nigerian crises, it is because you love Nigeria, correct?

Listen, you short Ghana man, go to Ghanaweb where you belong, and join your countrymen in solving the HERDSMEN CRISIS engulfing your country.

Hugomexis:
Sequel to my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/6500787/what-happened-female-banker

So after coming back from church yesterday,I called her to ask if she was still up for the date later in the evening.She answered in the affirmative.

So in the evening,I got dressed in my long sleeve shirt with knickers and face cap with my white sneakers to boot.I met her up in the bus stop we agreed to meet.God she was so pretty and sexy in her short wine coloured gown with the lipstick and stiletto heels to match.The gown really made her curves prominent.I complimented her beauty and she blushed slightly.I ordered uber to the cinema.

On getting there,I ordered for three packs of chips and two bottles of coke.

We got in and picked our spot to sit.We were few in the hall.In fact,we weren't up to 10 in total.

We started watching the movie(Mulan).Mulan is thrash by the way.As we were watching,I put my hands over her shoulders and tried smooching her breasts from time to time

Anytime I did so,she'd take my hands off her shoulder telling me to allow her concentrate on the movie.I let her be then later she snuggled up to me to rest her head on my chest.I wrapped my hands around her,feeling her breast.I could hear her soft moans.I used my left hand to type a message on my phone 'You up for a quickie right here' then I showed it to her.

Her intial reaction was that of incredulity before she nodded her head in agreement.I quickly scanned the area.There wasn't anyone behind us.The closest person to us was seven seats away so wouldn't notice.

I slipped out my condom from my pockets and handed it to her,telling her to wear it on me herself.She unbuckled my zippers,played with my penis for a while before wearing the condom on it.After wearing it on,she gently moved over and sat on me,grindly me slowly.She's an expert.Damn.


The way she rolled and twisted her waist on me sent me wild.She's a really bad girl. We both were struggling to hold back the pleasures we felt.I came and she got down.I slipped off the condom and tied it inside a nylon.

We continued watching the movie till it ended then we left.I ordered different ubers for us as were both going in different directions.I kissed her before she entered her uber.

She asked if we could up some other time and I told her it depends on when I'd have a chance away from my busy schedule.

candygist:
While Nigeria is dancing to Islamic tune.....

GeneralPula:
It’s all politically influenced..

And it cause Ghana is still dancing to USA tune..

mogbeyiteren:
Terrorist Fulani group just attact my village, Oghara

Viknat:
it depends on your state. I started with 20k yams ground nuts two bags of 8k each.. I mean hausa sack. D yams were bought for 80# each. Same type sold for #500. I asked the sellers to sell for 400 and take #.100 per tuber . The nuts were sold for 18k instant mkt. D yams were sold in two mkt days in ten days to sell. The way bill for everything is seven k.. that was how I started making 80k in three places per month constantly. I wasn't concerned about much stress cos o had northern agents who made all the way billing. My work was to drive down and pick every. My sellers had to reduce price for quick and instant gain. 20k yams can almost fill a small mini bus. There are other stuffs too. Honey.. original not fake, sells for 16k per 20 ltr . Same thing u cant get for 40 k, dats if it is even original. There are so many things. Very many. Ur interest matters a lot, and food costs next to nothing... I mean almost nothing in taraba and benue. Many educated people see it as not fitting for a person to go into bulk food business, but omoh, when u dey see fat alert weekly, na Dem go still run to meet u for assistance cos their own work no pay near one fourth of your own

Viknat:
yes, thaz y I said proper interest. I bought land from it in four months after service in taraba state. I started with 30k worth of stuffs as waybill under luxurious bus night journey. I only arranged four solid points of sales. I used my car to convey from d park.that Waz all

AdeOri99:
Let start dropshipping together, it is a form of ecommerce, where you won't be the stockist, we can make it very big, and you will even have enough change left.

ogwumgbe:
Igbos are not destroying their region. We are not fools. We simply don't want Fulani dominated security agencies in the South East so stop crying more than the bereaved bro. Leave us along and continue licking the ass of your Fulani masters

ogwumgbe:
Igbos are not destroying their region. We are not fools. We simply don't want Fulani dominated security agencies in the South East so stop crying more than the bereaved bro. Leave us along and continue licking the ass of your Fulani masters

MANDIPUTIN:
I don't know why people are crying more than the bereaved.
Suddenly, Nigerians are positively concerned about what happened to the South East & South South but never showed empathy during Operation Python Dance. This new found love for the igbos is magical.

sarrki:
Stop pretending Asiwaju is running

He has paid his dues

survivor10:
Go and sit down

Intellectuals only when the victim fights back

hopeforcharles:
OK but that Wallpaper or art is out of this world,. Like it's Naked

Cashsteady:
we all know it's because they are Yorubas nothing new . the kind hatred Igbo get for Yoruba eehn

Anigreat:






If you like have the whole world, but without a husband, your influence and wealth are useless.

seunmsg:
The anti-Tinubu group on Nairaland will go into panic again this night. They’ve been trying all day to rope Tinubu into the unfortunate death of Yinka Odumakin without success.

In this life if you’re big, you’re big. No matter the noise from haters and detractors, your light shall continue to shine. Just stay to your vision and allow God do the rest. Men can attempt to play God over others but as always, they all end up disgraced. They all opened countless threads before 2015 telling us why Buhari can never be president. Today, they are all wailing under Buhari presidency. Fact is, Tinubu’s ambition will be decided by God and majority of Nigerians and not internet trolls without voters card.

Asiwaju Akanbi Omo Olodo Ide, the leader in whom we trust. He’s our leader and we are proud of him despite his flaws.

tobillionaire:
jagabarn of Nigeria.... Nothing do you

lecturer50:
Please house I need an advice.

Ever since I got a federal government job,

my relatives have been disturbing me for money.

There must always be an issue that involves money which they want me to solve.

Recently, my mom become sick.

They are threatening me that I would be held responsible if my mom dies,if I don't make sure she is cured.

But I have taken her to hospitals, and she is trying to recover.

I do this whenever I visit home since I am working in a state far from home.

Her health challenge is due to old age.

But today my uncle called me that I should resign, get back to the village and personally take care of my mom,

failure of which,if she dies, the whole family would hold me responsible for choosing job over my mom.

Can you imagine resigning your federal job to get to the village and start staying?

The calls, the demands, the attacks are getting too much for me.

Please should I just switch off my phone so that no one can contact me?

I just need advice?

LegendHero:
So who will be the president?

Peter Obi?

If the above is no, then who do you think will be the president since you know so much about 2023?

GatewayP:
Update: I tried to call her, but she's now annoying me https://www.nairaland.com/6490481/girl-annoying-me-much-shes...
Please I need your help on this matter, it has been giving me sleepless nights and I want to know how to deal with it.
My problem be say the girl that I'm dating now is disturbing me with some issues.
We started dating around this time last month and we have be okay since then, but she suddenly changed and started demanding money from me, like for subscriptions, food, bills and others. I tried to explain to her that I'm broke and need some time to hustle and work hard for me enough money to give her, but she doesn't want to reason with me and it has been annoying.
So she started to deny me my rights like sex, kissing and other stuffs, I asked her why, and she said she's not in the mood. It has been hard for me to keep my mind away from other girls but I managed to. So I recently borrowed some money from my friends and paid for her subscription— data, gotv and also paid her bills. And gave her some cash. So I spent around 50k on her around that period.
She has been happy and cool with me since then, and we have been having fun, calling each other and stuffs, I mean she really changed for me after everything, unlike before.
But my problem now is that I'm now owning my friends and she has been calling me to sub for her and pay her Bills again and that the last one expired. I wanted to broke up with her but I still love her so much and would like to marry her when I get money, because I'm still Hustling.
She has been avoiding me for now and it's giving me concern. She said that I don't love her because I don't give her stuffs or take her out or buy her things. But the thing is that I love this girl so much and I would like to make her my wife, but she's been disturbing me and it's a distraction to me now.
Even now I've been avoiding some of my friends because I dey own them, please how can I make her reason with me, I mean how can I make things right for her. She changed because I didn't have her what she wanted.