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BusinessRe: 17 Companies Licensed By CBN As Mobile Money Operators In Nigeria (Full List) by Cantonese:
Iamgrey5:
No opay?
Hmmmmm.

OPay is included.

And yeye people have been going around with, fake news that PalmPay has issues and should not be trusted.
BusinessRe: 17 Companies Licensed By CBN As Mobile Money Operators In Nigeria (Full List) by Cantonese: 11:21am On Mar 22, 2023
Deogratias0030:
I have more issues with the followers than the leaders......very gullible followers. Suffering and smiling !!!
Now, which of the parties/candidates did you vote for in the last elections?
PoliticsRe: Datti: Certificate INEC Gave To Tinubu Will Soon Bounce Like Dud Cheque (Video) by Cantonese: 11:16am On Mar 22, 2023
Chai
PoliticsRe: INEC Debunks Claim Of Falsifying Abia Election Result by Cantonese: 11:03am On Mar 22, 2023
Dindondin:
Who won in Abia?
The battle should be so easy for LP but they are struggling with PDP. Elupeee ll have to go and prepare well for 2027. With their gragra in Lagos, you ll think they ll sweep the whole south east.
They focus more on APC and forget the real destructive goats called PDP.
Isn't it PDP that drive Nigerians desperately into the hands of APC?
They are still alive in the south east yet APGA their patriarch's party is on life support.
Elupeees, una still dey learn o!
“Isn’t it PDP that drive Nigerians…”.

1. You were either not old enough or simply not eligible to vote in 2014, so you do not know the events that played out.

2. So you have chosen to remain transfixed in APC, when governance is obviously at its worst.

3. You do not even have the faintest idea what’s going on. You just follow the crowd without asking questions.

My advise is that you should join your mates playing agbalumo seeds in playgrounds.
PoliticsRe: FCT 25% Requirement: Olisa Agbakoba Saw This Coming by Cantonese:
NaijaCowFarm:
Does Nigeria constitution regard FCT as a state? No!

2. A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected where, there being more than two candidates for the election
a. he has the highest number of votes cast at the election; and
b. he has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and
the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.
Well that was not envisaged going by the words of the former minister for Justice, M Andokaa. The word “and” is not interpreted to include the FCT.

You may wonder why was the word “including” not used in place of “and”, if that was the intention?

Now it is time to put the word “and” to test.
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Election Has Come And Gone, Nobody Can Unseat Tinubu by Cantonese: 8:21am On Mar 22, 2023
timilehin007:
Anambra is a Yoruba land according to history. A Yoruba man who founded Anambra went to market but he got a call that some visitors were waiting for him, on his way home, he saw a shop where they were selling bras and decided to get for his wife which took him longer than necessary. When he got home and they asked him why he returned late, he said *'àn ńá brà'* (meaning we were bargaining bra price) that's how they came up with the name, Anambra.

Shebi all of us are now historians, let's continue that way.

Happy new week to you

Me: I tell you. It was Ọọni Abewela who established Onitsha as a market town. He named it Oonirisha market but when his non Yoruba slaves, the Igbo wanted to pronounce it, they got it wrong and called it 'Onitsha'. It is time we claimed our heritage.

2. Alaafin Adegoolu established Enugu. He once married a strange but beautiful girl. He loved her so much because of her beauty. Her teeth was perfect, a reason why Alaafin used to refer to her as 'ẹnu gún rege' which was shortened to 'enugun'.
There was fight among Oloris and Alaafin did not want Enugun to be deformed due to fight so he sent her to his newly established farm settlement far in the East and even ordered people to join her there. When the new settlement was getting larger, people asked the Alaafin what name would the place be called. Alaafin replied that "let us name it after my wife Enugun." That is how the place was named and after a long time, it metamorphosed to Enugu.
Kaaaaaabiesi o!

Craze no be monopoly of a people😁😆😀

The whole of the eastern region as we know it now belongs to the Yoruba people. During the reign of Orompoto in Oyo Kingdom, there was an invasion by the people of Cameroon. They laid siege on Oyo and kidnapped the beautiful daughter of Orompoto. Oyo army gave chase and after a turtuous journey, they caught up with the ramping army, fought with them and rescued Orompoto's daughter. The place where they caught up with them became acamp of Orompoto's
Olodo sorry. You hear?

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem. The mirror to look at that your ape like face, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

20. The transformer that you need to hug to give your body peace, na dem.

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages. They absolutely dominate and rule your miserable life.

I hope you have not failed to join your fellow beggars on the streets, who after voting APC, now continue regretting and wailing with the foolish cry “this country to hard sef”.
PoliticsRe: PDP’s Fubara Wins Rivers Governorship Election by Cantonese: 9:53pm On Mar 21, 2023
yarimo:
so please where is the lie in my comment? Isn't fourth position was posted? Please make sure you are normal before login to nairaland
Please make sure that your English is “normal before login to nairaland”.

I wonder where you manufactured the English “distance 4th from. Please bow your face in some shame.
PoliticsRe: “obingwa LGA Has 25 Percent Of People Living In Abia” Group Protest, Begs INEC( by Cantonese: 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2023
They have 25% of the total of people who live in Abia state. Agreed, but not conceding, may I ask the following:

1. How is it that they have 157,000 registered voters?

2. How is it that only 23,000 were accredited?

3. Does 157,000 as a figure represent 25% of a population of millions of people?
PoliticsRe: Your Call For Reconciliation Smacks Of Hypocrisy, Atiku Hits Tinubu by Cantonese: 9:32pm On Mar 21, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
We are all hypocrites in this country if we want to truthfully apply it’s meaning. Politics is a game and the best gamer has won
“Politics is a game…”. That’s why you are stuck with very terrible leaders. That’s why your nation suffers in all areas of human development.

Na sorry be your name.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Drags Bashir El-Rufai For Saying She Dances Like A "Demented Goat" by Cantonese: 5:42pm On Mar 21, 2023
T. K. O.
PoliticsRe: We Are Disappointed With Inec's Decision To Review Obingwa's Results - Abia PDP by Cantonese: 4:32pm On Mar 21, 2023
deji17:
The Igbos were busy chasing rats in their neighbours compound, while fire engulf their own home...Governorship Elections were held in 3 out of 5 SE states, yet 3 days after election, results in 2 of the states are yet to be finalized due to irregularities and thugery. Lagos and other South West states that has continued to be your refuge may not be there for you at some point. That is when you will return to Abia , Enugu etc to meet the ruins you left to decay for decades.. Don't say we did not tell you as always....
Abi?

Yet your life is controlled by them. Only them can determine whether your miserable life is worth living. No drugs, you go don die long ago. No printing materials, you no go go school. No pen, you cannot write.

Don’t you see that you are a well organized MUNTULA? Even the matches, na beg you go beg dem inside their rooms, otherwise no food for you. Do you need a rope and a ceiling fan to help yourself? Do you prefer a transformer? Please quickly make your choice.
PoliticsRe: We Are Disappointed With Inec's Decision To Review Obingwa's Results - Abia PDP by Cantonese: 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2023
What a shame on PDP.
PoliticsRe: Alaba International Market by Cantonese: 7:17pm On Mar 20, 2023
Dentidon:
Ipob miscreant having the audacity to talk about Yoruba affairs to begin with. The nerves!

That market need to be demolished for a hospital!
Your head like hospital signboard.
PoliticsRe: Alaba International Market by Cantonese: 7:13pm On Mar 20, 2023
Dentidon:
Useless dumb epistles. You can live in your delusional cocoon but I have told you my own. Don't dish out what you can't take and provoke us in our land! Simple.
Taaaaaaaa. Young secondary school leaver, who is still getting feed allowance.

Land keh? Baba property inheritance, shishi you no get. Na one room wey you dey live since, wey you inherit. That one room, you go pass am to next generation.

As you can see, even with you big titles, the people that you castigate have you in the blokos.
PoliticsRe: Update On Abia State Governorship Results 2023 by Cantonese: 7:07pm On Mar 20, 2023
accordadoga25:
SADEAST is not our business...

Who wan win make e win..

Awon eranko 🐖 ikeji Aja...

God bless SouthSouth
God bless North
God bless Southwest
God bless Middle Belt



modified: See 🐖 🐖 wailing
Yes oo.

Where can you get phones/accessories and laptops from?
Where can you get cars and parts from?
Where can you get electricals/electronics from?
Where can you get building materials/plumbing materials from?
Cooking pots, plates, spoons, cookers, water, matches, etc from?
Without them, poverty don kill you.
Where will you get drugs from that would save you from that die wey you for don die since?
Korope/Marwa/Okada nko?

Dem too pass you jo. Jealousy, envy, greed and laziness dey kill you small small. Mr. Baba Sope, lazy man find work do, before it is too late. You fit mistakenly because of Igbo matter drink sniper as paraga. Na waka be that for you.
PoliticsRe: Delta And Rivers State Guber Election: Why Apc Failed Woefully by Cantonese: 3:06pm On Mar 20, 2023
highchief1:
who allow em self to die for election na em sabi na.obidients that are the most foolish people Nigeria has ever produced.how many rally Peter obi children Dey front?I have never seen ppl as foolish as obidients
Shut that your stinking ponmo like mouth please, if you cannot make a meaningful contribution. You may also join your mates playing ludo somewhere.
PoliticsRe: Alaba International Market by Cantonese: 2:46pm On Mar 20, 2023
Dentidon:
Ugly like Ezkwezeli, Chioma chukwukwa, Chinedu Rhodes' mother or the ones below? Lmao.

Who gives a fvck about hairy masculine yam legged dumb genes?

It's your women who chase us and won't let us be. Have sex with an Igbo woman and she won't leave you alone and will start following you around. Chioma even left her schooling and was always following Davido around and that was how her dumbness made her lose her child.

You've been told already. You can't keep provoking us and hating us on our soil yet expect smiles in return. Your Hypocritical self can't even take half of what you dish out.
Olodo sorry. You hear?

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem. The mirror to look at that your ape like face, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

20. The transformer that you need to hug to give your body peace, na dem.

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages. They absolutely dominate and rule your miserable life.
PoliticsRe: What Bayo Onanuga Said About Rwanda vs what he said about Igbo. Hypocrite? by Cantonese: 1:07pm On Mar 20, 2023
madridguy:
How did the above tweets correlate with each other?
English hard you, so you cannot understand it.

Sorry you hear?
PoliticsRe: Chimaroke Nnamani Dumps PDP, Reaffirms Ties With Tinubu by Cantonese: 11:49am On Mar 20, 2023
Bye bye to jati jati!
PoliticsRe: PDP Supporters Protest Delay In Announcement Of Enugu Election Result by Cantonese: 11:44am On Mar 20, 2023
LP won it.

LP controls Abia and Enugu. Mago mago will not work.
PoliticsRe: Obi Set Igbo Political Trajectory 24 Years Back – Nnamani Says After Losing by Cantonese:
Says a man who could not use the platform of a structured party to win in just his senatorial zone.

You are trying to be in the mainstream of Nigerian politics, according to you, after several years with the PDP. It was the turn of the SE to produce the President, but the likes of Nnamani ensured that they sidelined their zone. After all the years supporting PDP, his people were sidestepped as usual, with a fake promise from Atiku. Even Atiku by now should have returned to Dubai to spend his retirement years.

Anyway, he was previously sacked by PDP, but forcefully retained himself there.

Obi made his move honestly with an unknown party and scored so high after six months. If Obi wanted his senatorial zone, he could easily have won it on the platform of Labour Party. Nnamani’s pain is that he lost to LP of all parties. Chai! What a great pain he must be in presently.

Thankfully Obi put all the governors on their toes. He showed that if you take the people for granted, they”ll make you pay for it.

Nnamani should bow his face in shame. He should lick his wounds and go and rest.
PoliticsRe: Delta And Rivers State Guber Election: Why Apc Failed Woefully by Cantonese:
KillerCrocodile:
Just like they say that Lagos State cannot fall to the PDP,

Delta State cannot fall to the APC too..

Okowa 1 - Ibori 0
No, that’s wrong. Okowa must have his own base in Delta state. You must also know that Okowa cannot separate himself from Ibori. They sorted themselves out. They will work together in Delta state.

What we should talk about is those called the “poor masses”. Aside from financial poverty, they must also be suffering from mental poverty. This is the only country in the world where the people do not understand what democracy is all about. The poor aid the politicians to enforce poverty on themselves. When they fail to use the opportunities presented by election to remove bad leaders, they must continue to live in squalor. When you cannot hold your leaders accountable, you are bound to suffer.

Those who were killed in the last few weeks, defending politicians have already been forgotten. The politicians and their children continue to live well while ensuring that the poor never sees the light of day.

Will this country ever be better?
PoliticsRe: Final Results Of 2023 Governorship Elections So Far Across States by Cantonese: 10:38am On Mar 20, 2023
SkrewYou:
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You're a lost cause, keep reinforcing failures every election year. Get off my mention you perrenial slave.
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I won't warn you again
100%
PoliticsRe: New Hope In Abia by Cantonese: 5:30pm On Mar 19, 2023
duro4chang:
You need to have your head examined. You people voted for the past governments and even shouted hallelujah when they won. Instead of asking them for accountability you were busy about the governments of south west. The one you just voted will also fail.
You ask for accountability with your PVC. That's what happened in Abia state. They corrected their several errors by choosing Otti. Did you correct your own?
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Things Many People Don't Know About Pornography by Cantonese: 2:06pm On Mar 19, 2023
But you ended up not telling us the seven things that people do not know. You only kept warning.

Tell us the things so that we can understand. What you know may help deliver those who are deep in it.
PoliticsRe: The Audacity Of Obi by Cantonese: 1:41pm On Mar 19, 2023
Bede2u:
How dare obi, an ibo man think he can contest election as president in this country? He has set ibos back for doing this

How dare obi an ibo man think he can win the votes of Lagos in the presidential election? He has set ibos back for a million years

How dare obi, an ibo man think he can join a party and start a political movement in this country? Doesn't he know the place of ibos? Ibos will be put in their place for this.

How dare obi go to court to challenge the elections as an ibo man? Does he now equate himself to buhari who went to court 3 times. Ibos will suffer for this for a billion years.

How dare ibos? The audacity of ibos to demand to vote and be voted for in Nigeria!!
Olodo sorry. You hear?

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem. The mirror to look at that your ape like face, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

20. The transformer that you need to hug to give your body peace, na dem.

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages. They absolutely dominate your miserable life
PoliticsRe: 26-Year-Old Rukayat Shittu Wins Owode/Onire Assembly Seat In Kwara by Cantonese: 1:34pm On Mar 19, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Lol


Some people will say that ;


Yorubas should go and claim Kwara First before claiming Lagos

Tinubu won Kwara by wide Margin against a Fulani (Atiku) in Kwara.

The current governor is mobbing the floor with the Nupe governorship candidate from PDP.

while using Saraki to mob the floor on several occasions all this while..


Congratulations to little Alhaja.
If tribalism no kill you, na luck you get.

By the way, what do you mean by “mobbing the floor? What do you mean by “mob the floor?” Can someone mob the floor?

I need answers please.
PoliticsRe: 35-Year-Old PDP Candidate, Lawal Musa Stops Yobe Speaker’s 6th Term Ambition by Cantonese: 1:31pm On Mar 19, 2023
That’s democracy. Now he can rest.
PoliticsRe: Let 2023 Be The Last Time Igbos Will Interfere In Lagos Politics - Onanuga by Cantonese: 12:16pm On Mar 19, 2023
DoTheNeedful:
Calling Lagos a no-mans land is disrespectful, bigoted and insensitive. It is clearly a statement of hate. We can all live peacefully with one another. However, we all need to be respectful of the plurality of Nigeria.
Did APC get votes from only Yorubas in Lagos to win the seats that they got?
Without votes from the same Igbos and other ethnic tribes that make up the population of Lagos, would APC have won in all the elections since 1999?
Do you think it was foolish of BAT to face Igbos and other ethnic tribes on his cabinet then in Lagos?

Politicians have successfully cemented hatred in the hearts of the people. Unfortunately the people bought it and must be ready to face the consequences arising from such recklessness.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Cantonese: 4:41am On Mar 19, 2023
The leaders that we have in this country truly are the reflection of the people. The choices that the people make determine the way the country should go.

Elections are opportunities to either repair errors made in earlier misjudgments or reinforce good decisions previously taken about leadership. Nigerians allow themselves to be purchased by politicians. This same circle repeats itself time and time again, making one wonder if this country will ever function properly.

In the run up to this election, citizens cried of how they had suffered so much with life made so difficult. Prices of products had skyrocketed and became unbearable for most of the citizens. We have suffered poor infrastructure and even the ones available decay hopelessly. Insecurity became a major issue. Tribalism became worse and has threatened the remaining existence of the country. Infact one has wondered how long Nigeria will remain as one.

Unfortunately the poor, who are the most affected, did not bother to properly examine their candidates. Most do not know their representatives and do not bother. Would it not have been proper to ask them about their plans for poor roads around your community? Would it not have been proper to ask them about their plans for food, for security, for healthcare, etc? A great opportunity was thrown away, when the so called poor received pittances and gifts to vote for the wrong candidates.

The consequences will linger for another four years. The politicians will first work to get back their investments, ensuring also that those who made financial contributions to their efforts get their returns as well. The crumbs that are left, would be split into “serving” the people and saving for the next election.

Is it not that Nigerians have been totally blinded and bewitched by the politicians? Who will wake Nigerians up from their deep slumber? Even the youths, whose future is crucial, leave the substance and chase the shadows.

Decisions have been taken, let’s see again what happens in the next four years.
PoliticsRe: Those That Believed That Lagos Is A "No Man's Land" Have Been humiliated - FFK by Cantonese: 4:14am On Mar 19, 2023
He should not forget to sing the song in prison when judgement is issued against him.
PoliticsRe: Wike Attributes Low Turnout Of Voters To Outcome Of Presidential Election by Cantonese: 7:56pm On Mar 18, 2023
Who wants to risk his life when armed people go about threatening to kill and destroy?

Wike was reckless in the presidential election.

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