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Efna55:
I can't receive money sent to me from a moniepoint pos to my kuda account since yesterday and I needed the money urgently, is anyone having similar experience??

I am having the same experience. Three payments from three people not seen. I think Kuda has a problem.

gloryhomemaker:
We all crave Sharwama at some point and sometimes its better we make it our self.

This video details how i make Sharwama at home for myself and my family.

I hope you learn a thing or more.

Ingredients:

Boneless chicken
Sausages
Carrots
Cucumber
Lettuce
Onions
Mayonnaise
Tomato ketchup
Garlic
Ginger
Seasoning
Salt
Tortilla wrap
Pepper
Curry powder
Thyme leaves
Vegetable oil





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLIDJBvhyQA

Too many unnecessary ingredients in this recipe.

Take off the following:

1. Onions - many people do not even like onions.
2. Ginger
3. Garlic
4. Seasoning
5. Curry powder
6. Thyme leaves
7. Chicken already has enough salt in it to taste in the entire wrap when it is seasoned.

The rest will make you very great and tasty Sharwama.

You can visit my Sharwama center to enjoy yourself.

Throwback:
A very painful reality for the children of hate.

Amala and Ewedu party now fully in charge of the SouthEast.

To add insult to Injury, a Yoruba Muslim is about to be sworn in as President after flogging the Igbo candidate who couldn't secure meaningful votes in the Muslim North they have always derided.

Sorry. You hear?

But the reality is that they rule over you, spirit, soul and body. Read the below incontrovertible facts:

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you that lie on; the mat that you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope and your people that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved.

APCHaram:
The contested areas of Sambisa forest in Bornu is roughly the size of Lagos and is bordering 3 international borders (Niger, Chad and Cameroon).

I am making a case for the heebo to have sambisa once we drive the batshit lunatics of BH out since it is perfectly situated to cater for their international business trading.

We can even rename it to "Ike Sambisa" and declare it a FTZ of the Sahel .

Its a win-win scenario. We ship them all to Sambisa (far away as possible from the south) and convert their evil forest region to a catchment lake in event of Cameroon opening their dam on us we can use the area as a large inland lake. Igbos finally get to be northerners and their lame attempts at empire building at our expense (SS) is resolved since they will have both the Kanuri and Fulani to check them.

What you guys think?

Sorry. You hear?

1. The phone in your hand

2. The laptop you borrow to use

3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.

4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.

5. The plumbing things that give you water

6. The clothes and shoes you wear

7. The korope/okada that carry you around

8. The building materials used for the house where you live.

9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.

10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.

11. Dem still be your landlord.

12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.

13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.

14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.

15. Fight, you no fit. No power.

16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem.

18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

19. The rope and ceiling fan you go take hang yourself out of jealousy, na dem dey sell am

Do you now see that they completely preside over you and all your affairs?

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope and your people that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. Relocating to Sambisa to meet with your mates, will serve you better on all fronts.

They said:
1. Noise makers
2. No voters cards
3. Twitter President
4. No structure

After the election, the narrative changed. They said:
1. Go to court.

After going to court:
1. They started shouting interim government
2. They started all forms of threats and harassment.

Now they no longer remember PDP/Atiku. They no longer talk of structure. Now they gave this morbid fear. Obi has gone to court, yet those who say they are in power, have sleepless nights.

A clear conscience fears no accusation as they say. If truly APC won the election fairly, why the fear of LP/Obi? How is APC suddenly scared of a party without the structure? How has the LP become their bone in the throat? How have they not been talking of A. Atiku?

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i apologize to Nigerians of other faiths on behalf of we Nigerian Christians for the shameful Yes Daddy phone call allegedly made by Peter Obi. Such doesn't represent the position of we Christians and never again shall we present such a divisive candidate for future elections. Congratulations to President Elect Bola Tinubu, may your reign bring prosperity for we Christians in Jesus name. Amen.

Your false claim and complete foolishness will lead to your permanent misery.

AmotekunSW:
Okpala the Igbo man from the East who is the Secretary of Labour Party in Lagos suspended 5 Yorubas from Lagos who are members of LP.

Shameless, irresponsibly, baba sope thinking youth. While your mates are thinking progressively, you are busy with tribal remarks, that show how unreasonable you can ever be.

PVC you no get.
Vote you no vote.

See your head like that of an agama lizard.

lhordspy:
NATO keep projecting themselves as peace maker but in real sense; they are the real troublemaker, the aggressor.

You are trying to encircle Russia with nuclear weapons by expanding along its border, placing weapons in its surrounding country and you expect Russia to fold its hand, close its eyes and go to sleep?

Something the Hypocritical Un!ted State wont take from anyone. A country that almost nuked its neighbour; Cuba in 1962, just because Russia started building military base there. If not for Russia pulling out and allowing peace to reign. Cuba would have evaporated into dust by now just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki (both nuked by this same US).

What of Nicaragua, Venezuela and some other countries bordering US, dealing with Russia in weapon trade. They are under heavy sanctions from un!ted state just for that. Cuba cant even import cocaa cola. One out of the two countries in the world where coca colaa is not in the market. Just because of Un!ted state sanction.

Something the U.S cant take, they go around dishing it to others. Afterall they control the media and the mind of the people. All they had to do is spin the narratives like they are doing the world a favour by trying to create unrest and war everywhere.

Peacemaker indeed.

Finally I see say dem take negative thinking do you, with this your comment.

onuman:
Ha ha ha.
Imo State touted as the state with almost every one a university graduate.
Perhaps, village universities graduates.
Their governors borrow excessively to cluster them in the state capital where some resemblances of modernity exist, but with no running water. They clap for their leaders. The latest is resurfacing federal roads and put street lights on the roads.
Move out of the capital, its like shithole every where.

And APC has borrowed and keep borrowing. In 8 years, please tell us if Nigeria as a whole is better in anyway than Imo state.

Coly2012:
it might interest you to no that last 2022 August was the first time anambra state is receiving that allocation or any other form of allocation from oil from the federal government.

Don’t mind the lazy youths who do not know that the nations largest gas reserves rest between Anambra and Imo states. That’s one of the reasons the jagbajantis politicians pretentiously hold on to “One Nigeria”.

ThatFairGuy1:
This OP is fun of comparing his underdeveloped Anambra State with every other States in everything.

Yet Anambra State still remain a shit-hole

This level of insecurity of yours is indescribable

Will shame ever let you mention your state? Rats like you hide under the internet to claim Lagos, abusing others.

NutritionGuru:
To Tarnish Bishop Oyedepo image when they saw that they have lost the Election is their primary aim. The speed with which Okonkwo confirmed it yesterday shows it is their well-planned work of Obi, Okonkwo, etc. which has now backfired on them already.

Obi people really frantically tried to pushed the Greatest African Pastors (Yorubas) to Support Obi, but they wisely and tactically kept mute. They soon swooped their Rabid Internet senselessness against our Great Baba Adeboye calling him unprintable Names, which clearly shows that LP People knows that the Silence of these Great Men of GOD means. When they formerly Supported Jonathan only to be Brutally Stabbed at the Back by Igbos that pocketed Jonathan and use the Federal Power to Witchunt the Men of GOD just because they were not Igbos. Remember that they started a Massive Campaign of Calumny and Character Assassination against what they then Termed "Yoruba Churches" just because non of their Churches that they started became Internationally Great like these. They invoked a Federal Law to disgraced Baba Adeboye and to Force him to Resign from being G.O. of Redeemed Church, etc. They also say the Internationally Great "Yoruba" Churches make too much Money, that they must be forced to start Paying Tithes, etc. No Fulani Muslim Government ever did such, but Igbos Christian Government out of their Cancerous Hatred which eats them up whenever they See Yorubas on these International Thrones which them Igbos could only dream to have but can't. That is why they are trying Wickedness against these exceptionally Great Internationally Churches.

Just because non of their Churches could become Internationally Great as the ones founded by Yorubas which even has so many White People in Western World as Members, etc.

How they expected these Great Yoruba Men to forget that they once took them as fellow Christian bothers and Massively Voted Jonathan into Power only for the Igbo-Controlled Government to then disgrace Christian Obasanjo out of PDP BoT Chairmanship, Brutally Stabbed the Yorùbá General Overseers that massively used their Pulpits to Campaign that their Massive Members must Vote Jonathan in for the first Tenure, when they never knew they were bitterly Envied by these same sets who would do anything to scatter their Churches...

That he soon Camouflaged as their Christian brother again using Deceptive Manipulative "Yes Daddy, Yes Daddy" strategy is funny. I believe Bishop Oyedepo had to show that small Support to calm them down after Obi and his followers started grumbling that his Silence means Support for Tinubu his Yoruba Brother. Of cause, Yoruba Tinubu will never Witchunt the Internationally Celebrated Great Church Leaders that have attracted so much Forex from Abroad to Nigerian Economy and has really helped to minimize Crime Rate Growth in Nigeria(if you need more Details on this, I will supply). Unlike Obi's people did to the Internationally Treasured Great Yoruba G.O.s when their Azikwe Jonathan was in Power.

Shameless brainwashed youth. Tribalism took away your common sense.

Yeye people. Has there even been religious equity in the country, with the unending killings of Christians. Have we ever had religious peace? Nonsense liars.

Now the structureless man is their major threat. PDP with the national structure is nothing anymore.

kolafolabi:
It is long overdue. I wish the team a successful journey ahead. Up Blues!

He won just seven of his 22 games in all competitions, with a January transfer window outlay of close to £300million failing to prompt a consistent upturn.

Who should be the next manager?
Julian Nagelsmann, Jose Mourinho or Zinedine Zidane.

Journey up to where abeg?

With Abrahamovic out of the club, it’s straight back to the middle table.

Na waoh.

yarimo:
ADEBUTU is referring to all labour party members and supporters. chaiii that means it shall never be well with obi ooo

It is already not well with you na.
Shishi you no get. School you no go well. Sense you no get join.

Don’t mind the yeye people. They want us to quickly forget the threat of the baboons and monkeys soaking blood. They want us to forget quickly how El Rufai told us that they had settled the Fulani militia brought in from Mali to help them to power if the lost 2015 election.

APC says “go to court”. The same APC sponsors protests in USA. What a party!

The day Abrahamovic left, Chelsea returned to their level at the middle table.

If una like, bring Guardiola, Arteta and Klopp together to manage Chelsea, nothing go come out.

She simply had not used her position to "settle" her ward executives. How many big political names attend ward meetings. Infact the ward chairman will beg you to join, with the assurance that the register is in his house.

Settle ward executives and no wahala for you.

Shakara oloje!

Hmmmmm.

“ Answers this question because | will slam the internet with raw facts and evidence.”

I am stepping into the case as the official relationship therapist of IVD… Will drop all the evidence that IVD did not kill his wife or even hurt her. The late Bimbo was the violent person and suicidal victim”.

1. She slammed the internet with “raw facts and evidence”, but the police slammed more with raw facts of her many years of recklessness and foolishness.

2. Unsolicited “raw facts and evidence”, finally landed her into bigger trouble this time.

3. “I am stepping into the case as the official…”. Now the Police has stepped into her case as the officially empowered organization to imprison her.

4. While she’s in prison, she will be taught more lessons more lessons on minding her business and shutting her dirty mouth. While in prison, her hot body go cool down.

5. She can carry her evidences before the court. If she does not understand the word “defamation”, she’ll be taught.

6. She finally landed in very hot soup. After the fake house issue, if there is any semblance of dignity left for her, it will be taken away when she is jailed.

7. Lesson in life for everyone: learn to mind your business.

LegendHero:
It’s always disheartening that at this era, Nigerians still believe protesting in UK and USA is the way to go. Like it seems like we are still tied back by colonial syndrome.

However, when some deranged mob think they can proceed to protest senselessly everywhere, Jagaban disciples will continue to match them pound for pound.

If they like they should do anti-Tinubu protest in the moon, be sure pro-Tinubu protest will happen in the moon too.

It is a long 8 years and it will be fire for fire while it last. God grant us all long life.

See your head like agama lizard. One thought you were going to be reasonable at the beginning of your comment.

Where is the sense in protesting, when you are sure that you won the election? I thought it would be as simple as wait for the d-day and get into that position. If you won fair and square, why complain or fear that your “democracy” would be truncated? And by the way, where is the democracy, when one of your own said that he was very happy over the new North/SW love relationship, sidelining the rest of the country, and hypocritically claiming the Presidency of the entire country?

Biodun556:
Good

Igbo people have not change from the behavior that destroyed their forefathers in the first republic

You ran away from ipob terrorism in the south east, now you're inviting the same ipob to the place you and your business are accommodated because the owner didn't hand it over to you

What gut do you have ?

My sincere advise to you:

1. Clean your dirty mouth first.

2. Learn to read and write proper English.

3. Don’t comment in matters that you absolutely have no idea of.

The Muntula has picked the call of his village people. If graduation hard, make e no cry too much.

Mock your lecturers and you”ll never graduate. If you finally graduate, your life may not be the same again.

Common shut you mouth and stop the rubbish.

Must you force people to belong. Democracy is not synonymous with the use of force to cohabit. Which part of the country failed to play its own part in ensuring that this democratic dispensation was actualized. NADECO comprised of Nigerians from different tribes. Other Nigerians within and without played their roles. Providence played its role with the elimination of Abacha in 1998. This Shettima probably was a toddler in 1998. Why does this fellow mean by “try rubbish”? This is the same group in 2019 that threatened the SW that they would not cede power to them.

Having heated up the polity and systemically ensured the division of the country along ethnic and religious lines, how then do you want to force the same people to stay together in the name of democracy?

A few days ago, FFK foolishly declared a new found love between the north and the SW. On his own he further showed how deep the division had become when he cut off the SS and SE in his warped thinking. Will Tinubu be the President of just the north and SW? He won votes across all sides of the country to lead the entire country.

If some are disagreeing, is it not to appease them politically and move ahead? Such Muntulas as this Shettima fellow, should bow their faces in shame.

OP, are you out of secondary school yet?

You seem to know nothing absolutely. You’ve completely contradicted yourself and you seem to lack knowledge on what’s presently transpiring with elections in the states.

Obi contested the Presidential election and it is not Obi who contests the governorships.

You have not told us how LP became the spoiler in Imo state. If you were reasonable enough, you’d have known that the each party would need votes across to win elections in the state. In simple English, APC needs to get LP supporters, just like PDP and LP itself. Every party must ensure that they gain the votes of their rivals to win. There is no spoiler in anyway.

By the way, why do you always seem to write without thinking properly?

Government can ensure an end to it.

Politicians make this country worse everyday. Touts are kept in place for elections, making it difficult for government to take them off the streets. With agberos, we will never have the right leaders in this country. Unfortunately too we have youth who claim to be educated, but are agbero in disguise. If your father is an agbero, bringing humongous sums home everyday, will you not support the system? The system that paid your school fees and gave you a good house and other properties? That’s what we face with educated children of agberos. I believe that there are too many of such youths here on Nairaland.

Buba Marwa showed the example when he was the governor of Lagos state, in 1996. Agberos had completely overrun Lagos state and citizens seemed completely helpless. Mile 2 was a war zone. One would pass that area with complete fear. Buba Marwa introduced “operation sweep” to the roads. What they simply did, even though it seemed high handed, was very effective in tackling the menace. They either shot them at sight or arrested them and disposed of them permanently. In a matter of days, agberos disappeared from the streets of Lagos completely until Tinubu arrived in 1999, as the state governor.

Anambra state, just like other states of the federation, faces the same problem. When governors say they will tackle agberos, it is simply on the face value. They never do it, even though they know that the simple language agberos understand is violence.

Our country has been ruined by corruption. It will only take a strong willed leader and the grace of God to save this country. When committees are set up to look into those matters, members of the committees receive bribes and the system continues. The humongous, non taxable amounts that get into the hands of security agents and government officials will always make them look the other way.

It is in the power of the people to resist such oppressively illegal groups. These non state actors can be easily addressed, if only the people take their destinies in their hands. Agberos are not faceless people. Attacking them in return will cause anarchy, but realistically what can the citizens do, when such criminal elements have gone haywire.

Should governments resettle them? Or should government send them to vocational centers? Remember that they say “crayfish wey don dey can never bend”. They will never change their ways. Earning money in that cheap way make them simply not interested in other forms of occupation.

The way forward is simply to return the military to the streets, simply for the purpose of tackling agberos. Also we must hope that such military personnel do not take bribes and look the other way.

OP you get handwork at all? Which one be one or two times a day? How do you earn a living if all you do is sex daily?

After that you go dey shout Nigeria is bad, Nigeria is bad. Na people like you dey vote for bad leaders.

That your small okro good to take bandage tie am.

seunmsg:
Third shall never become first. Never. Know this and know peace.

But the fourth became the first in Imo state and it was right to you.
Shay Shay Shay Shay Shay shame.

And after that they will let him off. Terrible institutions, terrible leadership, terrible people.

We agree completely.

Portable is agberoically smarter than educated people. If disgracing himself on the street is his interpretation of being smarter, then that’s fine.