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PoliticsRe: Wike: Peter Obi Is The Hero Of The Election by Cantonese: 7:45pm On Mar 11, 2023
Nonsense
CrimeRe: Forgive Me, Lagos Staff Bus Driver In Train Crash Begs Victims by Cantonese: 7:27pm On Mar 11, 2023
So painful.
PoliticsRe: ‘it’s Deceitful’ – Soludo Replies Obi’s Call For Anambra To Vote LP Lawmakers by Cantonese: 6:21pm On Mar 11, 2023
After the bad mouth? OBIdients should do the needful in Anambra state.
PoliticsRe: Senator Joseph Wayas' Corpse Abandoned In London Over Funds by Cantonese: 6:18pm On Mar 11, 2023
What a shame.

Who should be held responsible? The family? The state? Or the federal government?
Foreign AffairsRe: Poland Sees Rise In Food Theft by Cantonese: 4:02pm On Mar 11, 2023
Chai
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Lands In Delta State To Campaign For LP Gubernatorial Candidate by Cantonese: 3:38pm On Mar 11, 2023
Moh247:
Omo Agege ... Next Governor of Delta state
No be only Omo-Agege, na Omo-Oworonshoki. Go push an from third to first na. Abi you think say Delta na Imo state?
CrimeRe: Lesbian Jailed For Forcing Man To Have Sex With Her While He Was Asleep In UK by Cantonese: 1:23pm On Mar 11, 2023
Na wah.

“ The court heard how Lord forced the victim to have sex when they shared a bed at her home.

Prosecutor Joseph Murphy said the man had been drinking all day and met up Lord after she finished work on June 23, 2020.

They went back to her house, had a few more drinks and some food and then went to bed with both wearing shorts”

I have two questions please:

1. the man find enter the bed of the woman?
2. As a lesbian, was she missing the real thing with a man?
3. Is it not that the woman woke up and saw the man’s dangerous looking penis and climbed?
PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero To Residents: Stock Up Your House, Imo Will Be On Indefinite Lockdow by Cantonese: 12:36pm On Mar 11, 2023
Tinububalls:
My sweet Imo.
The once most peaceful state is now a ghost town.
Revolution will start in Imo state.
Courtesy of the same Supreme Court.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Am Not Happy On My 76th Birthday - Pete Edochie by Cantonese: 11:44am On Mar 11, 2023
sukkot:
grin this crazy ass nigga yo ass too old to be wailing. pete shut yo ol patriachal misogynistic archaic ass up mane
You no kuku get papa na, otherwise an irresponsible, uncouth little brat like you, with very poor understanding of English, would never call a man if 76 years “crazy ass nigga”.

Surely your father must be one of those ogogoro guzzling vagabonds, parading the streets, in rags.
RomanceRe: Advise Needed Pls, I Am Planning To Start A Family by Cantonese: 10:09am On Mar 11, 2023
Since you can stand your own ground, why are you asking for advise?

Stand the ground well marry na!
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Non APGA House Of Assembly Members Will Not Have Access To My Office by Cantonese: 9:18am On Mar 11, 2023
His impeachment is very near.

OBIdients put his on his toes. When he was running that his big fat mouth, he never envisaged that a day for reckoning would come so quickly like this.

OBIdients will help him reset his brain or give way. Our democracy has gone beyond such Hitler like leaders, who think that they own absolute powers, when voted in, making life difficult for the citizens.

Anyway, his words have given more reasons why APGA should be shown the way out in Anambra state.
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Non APGA House Of Assembly Members Will Not Have Access To My Office by Cantonese: 8:48am On Mar 11, 2023
Na impeachment remain for am na. No delay.

OBIdients know what to do.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Campaigns For Alex Otti, Abia State LP Gubernatorial Candidate by Cantonese: 8:47am On Mar 11, 2023
ebenezary:
I listen to Otti on Arise tv for the first time during this week, you will know that he is loaded and truly care about the basic problem of the people not one elephant project

Is like LP is likely to win Abia state
Alex Otti WILL win, by God’s mercy and grace, not “likely”.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot: I Apologise For Calling Everybody Children by Cantonese: 8:42am On Mar 11, 2023
OBIdients don reset Desmond Elliot brain ooooo. Chai.
Your excellency, Mr. Peter Obi, thank you for making our thieving and greedy politicians not to take us for granted anymore.

Sanwo Olu graduated from pointing to letter writing. No more stadium crowd. Na inside market dem waka enter. Politicians enter streets dey beg. Suddenly donating transformers, laptops, giving out jobs that they kept for themselves and their cronies. Chai this life sweet o.
PoliticsRe: Governor Of Enugu State Pleading With Igbos In Rivers State To Vote For The SIM. by Cantonese: 5:35am On Mar 11, 2023
Nwibii:
The funniest story I have read this morning is the Governor of Enugu State pleading with Igbos in Rivers State to vote for the SIM.

Such plea must have come from a dreamy assumption that the Igbos living and doing business in Rivers cannot see for themselves, hear for themselves, feel for themselves, speak for themselves and know what is good for them. But that assumption is the most spurious thing anyone can think about.

Gov Ugwuanyi, who could not plead with the Igbos in Enugu state to save his political career by sending him to the Senate is allowing himself to fall under the illusion that he has any influence over Igbos in Rivers State. The people of Enugu voted against Ugwuanyi two Saturday’s ago for his bad political alliance. Why does he think anyone will listen to him now?

The Igbos know that Gov Wike scourged them with whips and his handpicked stooge will whip them with the tail of a scorpion.

Ugwuanyi, a physician who could not heal himself is proposing healing for others. Ugwuanyi is now studying geology on the morning of earthquake and climbing a tree from the top. Too little too late.

Igbos in Rivers know the person who have been engaging with them for a very long time. They know the person whose programs and vision for the state will ensure inclusion for their people, prosperity for their businesses, security for their investment, peace and progress for all.

That person is Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, candidate of the SDP, the party of the HORSE.

Majority of Igbos have decided and there is nothing Ugwuanyi can do about it.

After spending all his time in office wearing G-5 Asoebi uniforms and junketing with the resources of Enugu people all over Europe in the name of attending G-5 meetings, reality has now dawned on him and he is asking same people he has given no help to prepare a retirement home for him.

Governor Wike gave landed property in Port Harcourt to all G-5 Governors and Ugwuanyi, who does not care about the progress of Rivers State, wants a stooge Governor who will continue to fritter the resources of Rivers State on him. No way!

Igbos in Rivers State know what is good for them and they are going for it.
“ That person is Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, candidate of the SDP, the party of the HORSE”.

Nice comment, but sorry that person is not Magnus Abe. That person is the LP candidate. That’s who everyone will vote for. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Campaigns For Alex Otti, Abia State LP Gubernatorial Candidate by Cantonese:
Hmmmm

Obi’s campaign strategy is very effective. Rather than rent crowds and stadia around the country, he goes to the markets, streets, etc. He directly sells himself to the people. While some are deluding themselves with rented crowds, Obi is very honest to himself.

That strategy works everywhere he goes. It will work for Alex Otti. This is about the third time or so that Alex Otti contests. With the support and unprecedented popularity that LP has in Abia state, the failure of Ikpeazu and the frustration of the people at PDP/APC/APGA, I believe that Otti should make it to government house, Umuahia.

For this country to move forward, just like Obi said, the criminal structure existing to make the lives of citizens miserable, should be pulled down. Those greedy politicians who are only self serving, should. E kicked out and not allowed back to positions. The ones voted for should receive their payback if they fail to perform. Now with LP, candidates are finally on their toes, begging Nigerians, giving appointments to citizens and not their children and cronies only.

Who noticed that APC and PDP no longer talk about the population at Obi’s campaign? Now they understand what a movement or ideology is. There is total fear of the OBIdient people nationwide. We are no longer noise makers, but people to beg/appeal to.

OBIdience is very important.
PoliticsRe: Wike: Why Peter Obi left PDP for Labour Party by Cantonese: 4:52am On Mar 11, 2023
Rubbish
PoliticsRe: What Are The Chances Of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Against Jide Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Cantonese: 9:45pm On Mar 10, 2023
Mylove55:
angry youth don't know LP candidate,
They only voted for obi.diot.
And I don't even know why sanwo olu is afraid
He should be afraid because you, his supporters, get only mouth to talk. Na only to dey online dey shout baba o baba o.

By the way, do you have a PVC?
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu, Ibijoke Sanwo-Olu Visit Bus-Train Crash Victims by Cantonese: 9:42pm On Mar 10, 2023
Totilopussylick:
cool

Nigeria incoming firstlady is a patriotic citizen
How her neck come be like that? She sef don reach 75?
PoliticsRe: What Are The Chances Of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Against Jide Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Cantonese:
Mylove55:
before the presidencial election, jandon was a consideration, not LP candidate,
Jandon will still be in second position,
LP will not get 25%
You must be from waterside. Motor don leave you since.
PoliticsRe: What Are The Chances Of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Against Jide Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Cantonese: 5:06pm On Mar 10, 2023
Mylove55:
Forget about the presidencial election result,
Lp will not get 25% of total,
Nothing like igbo votes this time or christian voting for Lp
Come, small boy, are we talking of Igbo votes or the votes of angry and frustrated Lagosians? Wetin be that your name again sef?
PoliticsRe: What Are The Chances Of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Against Jide Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Cantonese: 5:05pm On Mar 10, 2023
Governor Sanwo Olu should answer that.

Until the Presidential election, he took it for granted that his opponents were nothing. He took OBIdients as noisy, lousy, indecent and lazy people. Now he has started writing letter, engaging the youths and appealing to the same OBIdients. With the mago mago, threats, ballot paper destruction and voter suppression, LP beat APC.

With this little that I have said, is it not safe to say that APC is in grave danger of packing their bags and baggages out of Alausa?
RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by Cantonese: 4:56pm On Mar 10, 2023
Hhansome:
Why me? Why must it be me? Why not Reno? Why not Tinubu?

If not for the ticking toc, would you have known that i exist? Every sane man should ask her this.
Because you are handsome, broke and maybe your head is good enough for one baba somewhere. grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Family Of Late Oyibo Chukwu In Enugu (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2023
That’s the way it should be.
PoliticsRe: There's Nothing Called Igbo People..... It's An Illusion by Cantonese: 4:15pm On Mar 10, 2023
totit:
Even Alambra people are not genetically yeeboss to start with and this is based on facts and not emotions.
Stop disgracing yourself Mr. Baba so pe. Go some proper education please.
PoliticsRe: Lagosians Come In Here, The Truth Bitters Alot (Pictures) by Cantonese: 4:11pm On Mar 10, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:
The terror they are looking for they will get it in full dose soon
Sorry. You hear?

. The phone in your hand
2. The laptop you borrow to use
3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.
4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.
5. The plumbing things that give you water
6. The clothes and shoes you wear
7. The korope/okada that carry you around
8. The building materials used for the house where you live.
9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.
10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.
11. Dem still be your landlord.
12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.
13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.
14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.
15. Fight, you no fit. No power.
16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem.
18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages, you MUNTULA.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Govt Orders Arrest Of Persons, Businesses Rejecting Old Naira Notes by Cantonese: 4:06pm On Mar 10, 2023
Na Bello give them their money?

Why not face the case wey dey face im household? Wetin concern am with new naira?

Jagbajantis intete.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo To Tonto Dikeh: You Are A Despicable Liar & Emotional Child Abuser by Cantonese: 4:05pm On Mar 10, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
With the way Tonto Dikeh behaves, I can never marry or have a relationship with an igbo girl.

They are very destructive and can ruin a man.

Fear igbo girls
Thankfully you are not married. Unfortunately you cannot marry. Sorry you do not know what is it.

By the way:

. The phone in your hand
2. The laptop you borrow to use
3. All the electrical/electronic appliances within and around you.
4. The fan that blows that your ozuguzugu like head.
5. The plumbing things that give you water
6. The clothes and shoes you wear
7. The korope/okada that carry you around
8. The building materials used for the house where you live.
9. The torch light that enables you see inside that your dark one room apartment.
10. The medicines that save you from the die wey you for don die since.
11. Dem still be your landlord.
12. The bed you lie on; the mat you sleep on, where you dey place those your dirty boxers and okro size prick used to rape women, na dem.
13. The toothbrush and paste to clean your dirty teeth, na dem.
14. Shishi you no get. Dem still dey pay school fees for you.
15. Fight, you no fit.
16. The spoons and plates you use to eat your nonsense food, na dem.
18. The pure water that you drink to keep your miserable body hydrated, na dem import and sell the machines.
19. The girls go give you food, rent house where your miserable life no fit, keep you there, train you until you get manners.

With the above, I put it to you Mr. Baba Sope that you are deeply jealous and aggrieved. They are far greater than your miserable self. They have been ruling you for ages, you MUNTULA.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo To Tonto Dikeh: You Are A Despicable Liar & Emotional Child Abuser by Cantonese: 3:46pm On Mar 10, 2023
Mama took on the wrong person ooo.

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