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FamilyRe: Here Are All The Places You Can Do Paternity DNA Test In Nigeria by Capernum: 5:03am On Jan 03, 2021
Tab4kids:
Everywhere you go na paternity test grin.
Make sure you are also doing test for all those una bastards children wey una born full everywhere with una side chicks dem.
And carry your fathers along too to confirm he’s your dad cheesy
See one of them here o.

Your argument is simply illogical. Such a weak and unintelligent response. This is one of the wonders of being a female, majority of them are more emotional than intelligent. They respond based of emotions and forget to consult their logical faculty before judging matters and responding to volatile issues.

See this one ranting emotionally without a jot of intelligence on a matter that carries such weight as this. Same with the barrister who advocated for bastards to raised by paternity fraud victims after DNA exposure. A lawyer who is deliberately foolish. A lawyerhuh

Who knows may be this one too is a lawyer?
HealthRe: How Can I Control My High Blood Pressure? by Capernum: 5:58am On Jan 02, 2021
Please can we have a private chat about this. I have this same health state. May be we can both fight it and monitor it.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophetic Revelation On What Is Coming. That Was Revealed To Me By God by Capernum: 10:09pm On Dec 30, 2020
TheNoble007:
Fear is satan's knock. I understand how you feel by loosing your parents. This should make you run to God and not away from God. Stand strong in God in the place of prayer, this is the only way you can be powerful in the spirit .

Everyone have the ability to be as close to God as much as they can. Spend time with God and seek His face. As you meditate on the scriptures daily, and live a life of Godliness, your fear, anxiety, will disappear. The first step is to seek.

Don't worry about your parents anymore... Your thought should be how to fasten up your relationship with God. When you build a communion with God in the place of prayer, there is this joy that will come upon you. The joy that nobody can terminate your life anyhow. As you do this, the strong man won't touch you. The strong man who besets your family will have no power over you. The strong man will die.


Brother, please be close to Lord Jesus Christ. To follow Him is not easy but it is full of gain because you have a divine security in God. Make a commitment to serve God that even if He doesn't bless you, you will still serve Him. Then you will see wonders. Restore your prayer altar and don't let that light go dim. YOU ARE FREE.

Shalom.
Amen. Thank you very much sir. I have been reading your response again and again just to make sure I don't miss any instruction. I have been praying, not just as consistent as it should be, and it's too late to leave Christ. I just can't. Just help mention my name sir in one of your prayer times. It will be of help to me. Thanks once again sir.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophetic Revelation On What Is Coming. That Was Revealed To Me By God by Capernum: 5:34pm On Dec 28, 2020
TheNoble007.

Sir, I just started reading your post and responses on nairaland.com and I must acknowledge that your love for Christ, the lost and the body is challenging. I envy it. May God continue to uphold you sir.

I appreciate your resolve to remain faceless sir. Howbeit I desire earnestly to contact you. Please pray for me, I'm a Christian who is currently under attack of the fear of death and confusion. This has severely discouraged and frustrated me. I even feel neglected by God after loosing my two parents mysteriously.

Please sir, pray for me for divine attention, deliverance and illumination and perhaps, God may permit you to allow me contact you sir. It's a cry for help. My name is John
CrimeRe: Apostle Emmanuel Bako And Wife, Cindy Regain Freedom After Kidnap by Capernum: 5:13am On Dec 28, 2020
Jesu seun o.
Nagode yesu.

Shey won ko sanwo lati fi rawon pada Sha?

Oluwa seun fun wa.
Isegun leyi je fun awa omolehin.
Christianity EtcRe: I Practised Christianity For 30 Years; Black Magic For 9 Years, But None Worked by Capernum: 3:05pm On Dec 24, 2020
HopeSpencer:
For 30 years, I practised undiluted Christianity. Don't come here with the story of 'maybe you were not saved' blabla. My life was in shambles.

I ported to black magic after visiting my powerful village kinsmen. To eat was hard before consultation with the dark powers. Then my situation improved for 2 years. During those two years, I stepped up consultation with the dark powers in a bid to stay afloat. Still, I came crashing after those 2 years.

I consulted the oracle again and was told to do sacrifices. I did them but no changes. I looked around for famous spiritualists and consulted them. No changes.

I recently met another powerful herbalist, say herbalist A. He told me what the problem is and the solution. I didn't pay for the solution but I looked for another powerful herbalist B somewhere else who told me same thing herbalist A told me. I then went back to herbalist A and paid for the solution. Herbalist A said I was to bear 3 sacrifices. He told me cost of all the 3 sacrifices and I paid it. On the day of bearing the sacrifices, he prepared only 2 sacrifices, and I didn't question him about the third. Herbalist A later reminded me 2 months later that one sacrifice is pending and he gave me a new cost. I didn't argue with him that I initially paid for 3 sacrifices. I haven't felt any difference and you reminded me of a 3rd sacrifice which I think I already paid for. Imagine, this herbalist A has more than 3 houses and I have none.

The problem here is that my problems look spiritual. I have skills that can't put food on my table.
You see sir, I understand what you're feeling and passing through, the frustrations of life that made you turn against christ. Some people said you were never saved, well, inasmuch as it could be true, it can still be doubted, you may really have been saved but frustrated out of salvation.

What I assume, if you really were saved is that you haven't burnt the bridge linking you back, you still had alternatives to Christ and you did not learn to accept both the good and the supposedly bad experiences as tools for the performance of your God given destiny on earth.

We run into problems when we only want good experiences. But the good, bad and ugly are what makes us great in purpose. You had challenges, may be for longer than you expected and you activated plan B. A genuine Christian does not. have another option to Christ. It's only Christ or nothing. Any problem Christ is not solving is better left unsolved, there is a purpose for it.

Meanwhile, you're not too far from help and solution, come back to Christ. Any problem christ is not solving will become more complicated trying an alternative way to solve.

Christ still loves you, you're not lost yet, find your way back home and I can assure you that you'll be fixed.
Car TalkRe: Acura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 12:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
Chukwujohn:
Dear op,has the issue been solved kindly contact on WhatsApp 07026487133
Okay. Will chat up shortly.
Car TalkRe: Acura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 12:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
9icetoo:
First thing, drain the oil and use the recommended transmission oil. It should be atf dw1.
Don't use any other transmission oil
Scan the car afterwards.
Alright. Thank you. I will do that and give you updates. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Lady Proposes To Her Boyfriend At The Club, Boyfriend Embarrassed (Video) by Capernum: 4:17pm On Nov 29, 2020
Brownpeanut:
Lol smash and grab. She could have waited forever, but she tried her luck and it worked. It's risky tho. Imagine if the guy rejected her. I can't stand that kind of shame.
Who told you that her luck worked?
So that I accept a ring out of a staged proposal in a club for that matter means I have accepted to marry you? Am I mad? No serious guy will ever take a club girl for a wife.
Car TalkRe: Acura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 9:12pm On Nov 28, 2020
It's 2003

I think the radiator is perfect, I haven't done any maintenance on the transmission, but I guess the previous user serviced the gear recently and repaired the sensor too.

I tried scanning... Got the error note "something like cylinder misfiring" not very very sure.
Car TalkRe: Acura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 9:10pm On Nov 28, 2020
9icetoo:
First things first.
1. Which year is your mdx? Is 2040 model or 2002?
2. Secondly, have you done any maintenance work on the radiator, transmission or shafts of this mdx?
3. Have you scanned the car since you started noticing this issue?
It's 2003

I think the radiator is perfect, I haven't done any maintenance on the transmission, but I guess the previous user serviced the gear recently and repaired the sensor too.

I tried scanning... Got the error note "something like cylinder misfiring" not very very sure.
Car TalkRe: Acura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 9:06pm On Nov 28, 2020
The acura is 2003 model.

All is perfect with the suv except the transmission issue. In fact, since I started using it, there has been nothing to fix... Except this transmission issue giving me some worries.
Car TalkAcura Mdx Transmission Problem by Capernum(op): 2:03pm On Nov 28, 2020
Hello fam.

Recently bought a Nigerian used Acura Mdx. This suv is lovely and fine. But I noticed that it has some transmission issues... Basically, it appears to jump out of drive gear to neutral during motion, such that one will need to re engage the gear to continue the drive. This is a frequent occurrence and its random, I cannot explain why. But when the car is fully engaged, the gear selects perfectly and it's smooth.

I have checked with several mechanics, the problem is this fault doesn't show up when they test drive. Please has anyone experienced this before, your mdx just jumping out of drive gear to neutral? and how did you sort it?

Please help a brother.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Rival, Yoo Myung-Hee To Withdraw From WTO DG Race by Capernum: 9:55am On Nov 24, 2020
It's good news. News greater than Nigeria winning the world cup.
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by Capernum: 6:21am On Nov 23, 2020
mfm04622:
1. Nigeria imports PMS. That is a given fact.
2. What dies it matter where we import from? Why the noise when we are to import from Niger? What is the difference from importing through seaports and importing from Niger?
I need someone to explain this as I don't understand it at all
So it's normal we that have 4 refineries import fuel from Niger that has 1 refinery. Your line of thought is interesting.
PoliticsRe: Labour Leaders Walk Out Of Meeting With FG Over Fuel Price by Capernum: 6:15am On Nov 23, 2020
They have started their drama again. This one won't be interesting because we have seen it before. We know where it ends.
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Brags About Not Staying With One Woman (Throwback Video) by Capernum: 2:13pm On Nov 22, 2020
DebbieBianca:
Video of 9ice bragging about not being able to stay with one woman shared online.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffgZlJzKcsI

An old video of 9ice bragging about not being able to stay with one woman has been shared online.

In the video which came after the singer apologized to his wife following a video of him caressing a lady's boobs and also warning other guys to stay away from her went viral, 9ice was heard saying that so many women will be without husband if he marries only one woman.

The singer who stressed that there are more women than men, also revealed that he wants to have 20 children. 9ice also stated that he tells his partners that there will be other women
You see, the problem is this... When fame talks, it talks nonsense, when money talks, it talks gibberish. These young guys making fame and money are not wiser than most hustler out there. Their fame and money are just making their foolishness pronounced. This is nice, a case study.

The most painful thing is that, you see young people around calling these stars their role models and mentors.

Nice, in this case is summarily daft to make this kind of argument.
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by Capernum: 1:32am On Nov 19, 2020
You are bringing this issue up here because your heart is giving you a kick concerning it.

In as much as I will not advise you against a white garment lady, I guess your heart is not at rest with it. If your mind is not at rest, please drop the idea immediately, that's a restraint from your spirit. If your heart is at rest, you would not bring this topic up here.

I'll advise you to flee, your heart is not at perfect peace. That's God trying to restrain you. If you go ahead, it may be the beginning of your collosal downfall in life.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Pastor Inspires You? by Capernum: 10:40am On Nov 15, 2020
Arome Osayi
Joshua Selman
Olusola Areogun
Oyenike Areogun
David Ogbueli
Duncan Williams
Wale Oke
PoliticsRe: Bad Road In Sango, Ogun State: Is Your Local Government Chairman Working? by Capernum: 8:50pm On Oct 31, 2020
Dapo is a very passive governor. He looks like a visionary leader on the casual outlook, but in reality, he is a puppet of Tinubu and some other political big wigs. Man has no vision for the state at all. He's a copy and paste governor.

And please don't expect anything from the LG chairmen other than drainages and a few community boreholes. They are grossly underfunded and the little they get, they steal.
PoliticsRe: Moment Power Was Restored At The Lekki Toll Gate (video) by Capernum: 5:50am On Oct 21, 2020
Ambode told you then that Sanwo Olu has mental problem... this is it! Lagosians keep obeying your blood sucking demon father. Tinubu. Person wey you suppose burn.
RomanceRe: 5 Things About Your Past You Should Never Tell Your Boyfriend/girlfriend by Capernum: 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2020
Please I disagree o.

A few days after my wedding, I sat my spouse down and told her all my sexual past, my body count and those involved. Yes, I have changed, but who knows, someone may want to pull a cheap blackmail... But she's already aware.

She told me hers too and we are very fine.

See, if I have a crush on someone, my spouse is the first person I tell so she can protect me and keep me from temptations... And it's vice versa.

Secrecy is the brooding ground for Marital failure. Open up and be plain. Your true love will never use your past errors against you.

If you will overcome extramarital immorality, your spouse is your greatest weapon. Believe me.

If you think you need counsels... Dm me.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Capernum: 1:53am On Sep 18, 2020
MrJibana:
Mr, if you see something you're not familiar with or don't know about all you have to do is research that's why the internet is there... You're making your ignorance glaring.. now let me help with some article and you can go and do more research and read up.

https://freegiftfromgod.com/2011/02/eunuchs-for-the-sake-of-the-kingdom-of-heaven/
Okay... Oga, those who wrote the article you cited are humans, fallible humans like you and I.

But, an Eunuch is a castrated man, or someone who has his sexual organs removed. They thereafter grow up to be very big in size.

You don't mistake a celibate for an eunuch.... Paul was a celibate, but not an Eunuch. Why? Paul was of a very small stature movable by a basket, he was once rescued and ferried by a kinda basket. You can't ferry an eunuch by just carting away with a basket.

Paul/Saul was a celibate... Had little or no sexual desire.... But not an eunuch.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Capernum: 6:56am On Sep 12, 2020
If you have studied Oyedepo very well, you will know that even if he's not in ministry, he will still be very great and rich. Greatness is just in him. So this is not about church or tithes.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Capernum: 6:51am On Sep 12, 2020
MrJibana:
Uncle I think paul's case is extremely different and not to be compared with anyone unless the person shares such fate with Paul...

Yes, paul gave insight in marriage cause he got inspiration from God directly but Paul couldn't marry cause he was an EUNUCH.. so him getting married will just be enslaving an innocent woman so there was no need to...
Paul, an eunuchhuh You must be sick unless you don't not what an eunuch is. If you don't know, I forgive you.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Capernum: 6:48am On Sep 12, 2020
Some people won't listen to simple counsels.
Pastor Paul advised daddy freeze, he also advised his gullible followers too. Don't criticise men of God.

You're complaining that pastors have private jets, yet in all sincerity, you will not mind owning one if you have enough money to buy or you're gifted.

If you ever dream of becoming as great as these men, please don't criticise them. If you think it is tithe and offering, why not look for means of getting money from people too and build your dreams? You may call your own 'fifth and giftings' instead of 'tithe and offerings'

I am not speaking for men of God o. I'm only repeating the counsels he gave his followers.

I will never criticise what I want to be like. I want to be as great as Oyedepo and Adeboye too, may be not on the pulpit, may be in some other fields of life.

I wish to own a university and employ thousands too, I wish to give palliatives too, I wish to build a community that has an uninterrupted power supply for close to 15 years. And please don't tell me that I'm looking down on myself, I am well above 30 years and I am not even smelling 1% of their greatness.

While I continue with my salary job and hope for a better tomorrow, let me not comman start criticising what I silently dream of too.
CrimeRe: Feyisola Dosumu 'Spartan' Kills Olatunji Oladeji In Ogun by Capernum: 9:02pm On Aug 25, 2020
He has been arrested and killed today. He is popularly known here as Spartacus. Or spartan freeman. He is officially dead.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Dumped Me. Now It's Working For My Good by Capernum: 7:02am On Aug 15, 2020
skimena:
The good thing is that it will enable me find my true love. not a pretender or a conditional love
I like you. You really have good eyes to identify the good in the situation most men will call bad.

I love your mind. May God bless all men with the eyes that can see the future. God bless your hustle bro.
CrimeRe: Can A Woman Sue Her Husband For Rape? by Capernum: 6:50am On Aug 15, 2020
[quote author= post=92827444]Yes Muna,
She can.
It is called Marital Rape!

Marital rape is also known as spousal rape,
It is a non-consensual sex in which the perpetrator is the victim's spouse.
It is a form of partner rape, of domestic violence, and of sexual abuse.



There you have it above ma.

Lawyers in the house can shed more light on this from Nigeria law perspective.
Thanks.


Modify:
Some annoying and foolish comments you read on this forum sometimes, make you want to slap some people through the phone.
So because a man paid a woman's bride price gives him the right to rape her anytime he wants?
Na so una sisters husbands dey rape dem?
Foolish rapists everywhere,
Na so dem dey start!


We hit dem with the truths always, no wonder they always go mad.
Nuisances.
[/quote]I know you are popular on Nairaland, but right now, I don't give a Bleep.
Read your comment again. Even if there is something called Marital rape, in your normal moral and God given conscience, do you think it's reasonable? You are saying "you hit them hard with the truth". Which truth? Are you the standard for the truth? Common shut up!

All the sane settings that God naturally programmed in humanity are being eroded daily all in the name of human right.

The world will naturally continue to decline because we are changing the natural patterns that has been from creation.

Judging by the oldest book I know, the Bible, there is no mention of things like Marital rape, gender equality, children claiming human rights at home, rights to choose your gender, marriage being between two consenting adults and no longer compulsorily between a man and a woman.

These days, divorces are too frequent, even for silly, childish reasons, homosexuals are advocating for special treatments. What is this world turning too? See yourself, see the way you are advocating for something really insane, Marital rape.

Now the world is being plagued by a lot of woes such that were never recorded before, several diseases, several natural hazards, sevaral negative happenings. Let me assure you that you are also giving a hand to support what is currently destroy this planet.

Marital rape is nonsense, and divorce is also one of the abnormality of the recent time. Why should you marry if you're not ready for frequent sex? Why should you marry if you don't love your wife enough to understand and ready to accept her sexual libido levels? at least sex is not a proof of love.

My issue with you is you advocating what is wrong and one of the factors currently destroying the world. There is not going to be peace in this world if we keep having matters as this and more importantly, people like you who advocate for cases like this.

I think God has given the earth up to a reprobate mind. If you know, you know. If you don't, care to know. Marital rape ko, martial art ni.
ComputersAn Urgent Advice Needed by Capernum(op): 9:47am On Jul 04, 2020
I am a computer rookie. And I haven't been using a laptop for long. Now for some reasons like some trainings on forex, graphics design, some documentation needs and office work, I want to get a system.

My question, which is best a new hp system from Jumia with the following spec: 4g ram, 15 AMD dual core, 500g HDD AND an UK used laptop with similar specifications and similar price of around
90k. The UK used is core i5. Which will you suggest I go for?

Also what's the difference between 15 AMD dual core and core i5, core i3?

Thanks
FamilyRe: Hidden Life Rules That I Learned Too Late In Life by Capernum: 2:17pm On Jun 22, 2020
Let me add too.

Respect anyone who reads more than you. He knows better or stand a chance of knowing better.

Never fight someone wiser than you, no matter how strong, you are bound to loose.

A problem shared is not always half solved, it may become more complicated depending on who you are sharing with.

When people gossip about you, don't feel bad, you're in the right company. Great Men have great gossipers.

Back bitters stays at the back, that's why they call them so, if you keep hearing what they say behind you, check your position. Where are you? Are you at the back too?

Always keep your conscience intact, do what is right even if you are the only one doing it.

While saving for the tomorrow, enjoy today too, what you enjoy is with you, the future may not feature you, you don't have a guaranteed say over your life span.

If you don't want to hurt people, if you want to please everybody, stay out of leadership.

The device that sets standard doesn't tolerate error. A table ruler must run from the slightest edge break if it will still rule a perfect line.
PoliticsRe: Breaking :Ajimobi Is Dead by Capernum: 9:11pm On Jun 18, 2020
Ueh

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