When the wife is ready , sex can start.All the men shouting ,i bet you,ve not been inside a theatre during your wife,s delivery? You will pity every vagina after that experience.
Nbote: He was working with d misinformation fed him by China who intentionally downplayed d seriousness of d virus and allowed it to spread... Removing him now won't solve anything.
He is not supposed to work with information but to send his team to be on ground,he should have been sacked long ago.
Lol...this lockdown made me reason like the OP.....it actually dawned on me that over 3 decades as a Nigerian ,i have never really fully enjoyed any basic government provisions like constant power,good roads,security,good hospitals,good schools etc.
Lockdown is a moment of sober reflection,i cant count the number of days ,i go in an out of my house to on or off the Generator,as NEPA(thats what i still call them) kept giving 5 minutes of power with 20 minutes intervals,for like 5 hours,you can imagine the torture.
Just overlook the difficulties , if you dont want HBP...and help your way in making life easier for yourself and family.
VivaDeAngelo: BMCs and Zombies are so going to masturbate and reach multiple orgasms over this throughout this week, as if talking with Trump is a landmark achievement. May God save this nation from mediocre elements.
Take lessons from little Senegal, the giants strides they made and the inventions thereof in their fight against covid-19.
I watched Trump say,they have amassed so much ventilators,that they are thinking of giving some out to other countries,i didnt see him mention Nigeria specifically.
wolfenstein: Whether GEJ has account or property abroad na him know, atleast he was able to regulate and pay Nigerians debt for us. I just fear the worse for this present administration, our debt just dey increase like garri wey dem soak for days, and yet the borrower wey we get as president never think to stop. See as senate ginger to approve ₦865b yesterday, cos dem know say na beta cashout for them. Just pray wen all this is over, we don't turn slaves in our own country....
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
I remember once on my way back from Abuja inside Arik....one lady jokingly said the name of every politicians and that of their families from 1999 till date should be written down,so we dont forget any ,when all the money borrowed cant be paid ,so we sacrifice all of them as burnt offerings and start afresh.
ednut1: This man should stop insulting our intelligence. Where did your wife see all those millions of dollars ehn
Its actually very easy......say ,she has a proxy oil company that was allocated some sales of crude oil,the commissions made in millions of dollars for months within 6 years is enough for her,she dont need to steal anything.
He was the scientist who discovered the end of the world in the movie 2012,Oscorp director in Amazing spiderman, poilce inspector in slumdog millionaire,Jurrasic world ,baabu the barber, Die hard 3 ,Life of PI etc.
Menance: Anambra have choppeth food and tire.. You people should reach Lagos na..
Tummy tummy Indomie Supreme
Haba ! I know about 6 Lagos branch town unions from Anambra,that shared some serious palliatives,just six days into the lockdown.,...i know consortiums of billionaires from Amichi ,nnewi south ,shared 25kg of rice ,carton of tin tomatoes,2 litres of g.oil,indomie and other stuffs..donators i remember were Chisco transport,Erisco,Mikky Jagger etc at their civic centre at Amuwo Odofin.
Use your very own clippers,shave at home ,forget the barber for now......you dont know how to barb? just take out all the hair and allow them grow back ,do that continually untill the covid19 is at least contained.
Better to look like LLcoolJ and stay alive ,than trying to look like Drake and be dead!
SouthNigerian: Sometimes, the situation of this corntree will make you laff so hard that you'll suddenly burst into tears at the same time.
Its not funny anymore, wickedness is never funny.I love this country,if things are done well,by these politicians, believe me even the western world envy us.
xendra: which kain English this one dey use they are in touch with reality, just wicked. they know Nigerians are suffering they just don't care. because Nigerians will never do anything about it, instead they attack and rob each other
Pure evil and wickedness ,all of them,no exception!
Generalnomercy: Wickedness of APC and buhari that you voted for.
APC is simply evil and a plaque to mankind.
I beg you in Gods name,i did not vote for anybody,but loved Goodluck for his kindness....in 2015 when the result was announced,i froze for minutes,because i know the winner is naturally wicked.
hipsyleema: Extending the lock down will be in our own best interest. It is for our own good. Suffering may linger for awhile but there's always light at the end of the tunnel.
There should be balance in everything,a lot of people are really going through a lot,a widow called me today that she and her 3 kids haven't eaten since thursday,its no joke my dear,she makes and sells bedsheets...if people must stay at home , govt.should help out a bit.
TOPCRUISE: Assassin's Creed Nigga. Who is going to welcome him if he returns. You miss Nigeria and yet you travelled to USA. Anyone that travels to America at this time and thinking of coming this month is a terrorist
Xisnin: What an anticapitalistic rant. What local channels?
If you are advocating for NTA, we will understand. But I know you hate NTA like other people but you want DSTV to subsidize other for-profit private stations.
If you love watching NTA, then you don't need DSTV, they are everywhere in Nigeria.
About 4 NTA channels are free on DSTV.People need to differentiate between business and charity.
Stop that nonsense!,is the intestine of the igbo man different from others?
Instead of you to be grateful to God,that most Igbo millionaires like the ones in Lagos ,took it upon themselves and shared bags of rice, cartons of tin tomatoes and vegi oil to their indigenes,you are here boasting.
nextstep: It should and can be possible. The level of productivity should match your population. Food per capita simply means: the more people, the more food is produced, and the more should be stored in emergencies.
USA with nearly 2x our population can do it, as can Malaysia, Indonesia, South Africa, and Rwanda with different populations and levels of development... so it's not a matter of population, but of commitment to your own people's survival.
We have the land, we have the farmers, we have the resources. What we don't have is good management and enough foresight.
I saw this video a while ago, about a large yam barn in Edo, of a single farmer. One man! See the video, showing off one man's effort, and tell me whether Nigeria should have any business with poverty, if our governments (state and federal) would take this seriously and store the excess for times like this.
I love your knowledge on Agriculture,but have you ever listened to Nanono ,the Agriculture. minister speak? you will weep,he knows nothing and i am not insulting him.
alizma: This mentality is what have render you guys miserable over the years. How many country do you see their citizens complaining of not being provided for during this period of lock down or do you think that even the almight USA provide for all its citizens or you think the small Ivory coast, Ghana, Benin Ecuador, etc provide for all their citizens, hence the reason why they are not on social media complaining like you? Hell no. You are poor here because you are always waiting for government to come to your help while citizens of other countries are planning to see how they can help their government. Change your thinking pattern.
I beg to differ,its an insult to say citizens of this country are waiting for government to help them.Help them how? Is it electricity,pipe borne water,social welfare ,health packages,good school ,security? which one has the government provided adequately? Please appreciate the tenacity and survival prowess of Nigerians for once.If there was no lockdown ,nobody gives a rats ass if government exists or not.
Well....rich men from a small town in Anambra ,gathered their indigenes in Lagos last sunday at amuwo odofin and shared 50kg bags of rice,a carton of tin tomatoes ,2 litres of vegi oil etc each to families,i am not sure they are waiting for any government handout.
Doctor2020: Wow! So all these can treat the disease.
What works for A might not work for B...,...someone like me three tablets of white Vitamin c ,chewed and washed down with warm water clears whatever kind of cough i might have,the human body is mysterious.