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Christianity EtcRe: Divine Healings And Miracles: See Jesus the Saviour in Action. by CAPSLOCKED: 1:59am On Aug 15, 2019
Originakalokalo:
These incredible things are done in Jesus name.

Its this Jesus we preach to you. It is this Jesus that gives eternal life.

Won't you accept him?

THERE IS NO NEED FOR A NON-CHRISTIAN TO ACCEPT YOUR JESUS.

MUSLIMS EXPERIENCE MIRACLES TOO.
JEWS, BUDDHISTS, GREEKS ALL EXPERIENCE MIRACLES IN THEIR DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.

ATHEISTS AND IRRELIGIOUS PEOPLE ALSO EXPERIENCE MIRACLES WITHOUT BELIEVING IN ANYTHING YOU WANT THEM TO BELIEVE.


SO IT'S EITHER MIRACLES ARE JUST SILLY STUFF PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE UP, AND THEN AWARD CREDITS TO THEIR FAVORITE IMAGINARY FRIENDS......
OR THERE'S A DIVINE HEALER OUT THERE WHO REQUIRES NO RELIGIONS AND DEMANDS NO PRAISES OR LOYALTY IN ORDER TO DO IT'S THING.

THINK ABOUT IT. (OR PRAY ABOUT IT RATHER grin)
SportsRe: UEFA Super Cup: Liverpool Goalkeeper, VAR Accused Of Cheating In Penalty Kick by CAPSLOCKED: 1:52am On Aug 15, 2019
Sirmuel1:
To all CHELSEA fans, my thoughts and prayers are with you embarassed
BUT RULES SHOULD BE RULES, AND THEY MUST BE KEPT FOR ORDERLINESS.


VAR FAILED ON THIS ONE. THAT'S A BROKEN RULE RIGHT THERE.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist/irreligious Men Tell The Truth.... by CAPSLOCKED: 1:48am On Aug 15, 2019
shadeyinka:
Because a lion refused to eat a baby goat, you think it is compassion? NatGeoWild is confusing you. You forget that wild animals like lions don't just kill other animals for killing sake. They kill usually when they need to eat.

I hope you have also seen male lions eating baby lions when they are hungry?.

I hope you have also watched a lion sparing a baby antelope so that it's cub can practice the art of hunting!?

Animals cannot have compassion.!

You can easily prove your assertion when you show us a lion, tiger or leopard that chooses to be vegetarian.
A LION CAN CHOOSE TO BE A VEGETARIAN THE SAME WAY A HUMAN CAN COMFORTABLY DEPEND ON EATING FIREWOOD.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Think God Created All The Other Planets Aside The Earth? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:44am On Aug 15, 2019
LordReed:
Where did you learn this from?
FROM THE GREATEST ENCYCLOPEDIA EVER — THE BIBLE.

A CHRISTIAN READS THE BIBLE ALONE AND CLAIMS TO KNOW THE ORIGIN OF OUR SPECIES, DNA, MICROBIOLOGY, ASTRONOMY, ONCOLOGY, THE BIRTH OF STARS, THE REASON FOR EARTHQUAKES, THE FORMATION OF VOLCANOES, THE CURE FOR CANCER, THE CAUSES OF SLEEP PARALYSIS, HOW TO BUILD A 50,000 CAPACITY SHIP...... AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

DON'T TRY THESE FOLKS.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Think God Created All The Other Planets Aside The Earth? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:38am On Aug 15, 2019
viyon02:
Well, God did not creat anything without a purpose, the real function of the other planets can only be answere by him. But researchers believed that other planets in our solar system have these functions:
1they protect the earth from other planetary bodies e.g meteorites that may come across our solar system
2 they help planet earth to maintain a particular position in the solar system
3 they protect planet earth from certain radiation that may affect we human on earth.
ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PLANETS OUT THERE.

SO YOU MEAN.. GOD CREATES EARTH. CREATES METEORITES AND "CERTAIN RADIATION". THEN CREATES BILLIONS OF OTHER PLANETS TO PROTECT JUST EARTH FROM METEORITES AND "CERTAIN RADIATION".


THERE'S A NEED TO PROTECT THE EARTH FROM METEORITES AND CERTAIN RADIATION. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD?

SO WHY DID GOD CREATE THEM? ONLY TO CREATE OTHER PLANETS SO THAT HE CAN SAVE US FROM THEM.. cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: "I Am Losing My Faith!!!"---gospel Musician, Marty Sampson From Hillsong by CAPSLOCKED: 12:30am On Aug 15, 2019
NPComplete:
The truth is that he isn't the only one losing his faith. He is just the only bold one. Most of the others are too. But they have invested too much in the facade and can't muster the courage to come out in the open.
I HAVE ALWAYS SAID IT..
GOSPEL ARTISTS, BISHOPS, PASTORS, AND THE REST.

99% EITHER DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD, OR TAKE GOD AS A 50-50 THING.

THEY ONLY DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE

1. IT'S PROFITABLE.
2. IT'S KIND OF HARD TO OPENLY ADMIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVING A FOOL'S LIFE THE WHOLE TIME.
3. IT'S NOT REALLY EASY TO GIVE UP THE GOODIES YOU GET FROM CHRISTIANS WHILE PRETENDING THAT THEIR GOD IS REAL.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of El-Zakzaky Receiving Treatment In India by CAPSLOCKED: 7:11am On Aug 14, 2019
peaceful777:
I pray he will know the true God and serve Him rightly.
HE KNOWS THE TRUE GOD, WHILE YOU'RE SERVING A FALSE GOD.

IT IS THERE IN THE QURAN.
Christianity EtcRe: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:19pm On Aug 11, 2019
Chrisus:
And how many of the aforementioned issues have you tackled personally?
I AM NOT CAPABLE OF TACKLING CRIMES BECAUSE I LACK BOTH THE PHYSICAL WEAPONS AND TRAINING. BUT I TRY TO SOLVE SUCH PROBLEMS BY TRYING TO CURB THEM IN MY OWN WAYS. THESE "PROBLEMS" DESERVE TO BE SOLVED BECAUSE THEY AFFECT US ALL COLLECTIVELY.

PLEASE, HOW IS CYNTHIA OR JOHN TOUCHING THEIR OWN GENITALS IN THEIR BATHROOMS ON CAMPUS SOMEWHERE INSIGNIFICANT OUR PROBLEM IN NIGERIA AS A COUNTRY?

MISPLACED PRIORITIES EVERYWHERE.
Christianity EtcRe: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:14pm On Aug 11, 2019
Fuckyoumod:
oga that's your fuvking, problem.
Let the problem of Nigeria continue to be on your head.

Everybody and their problem.
SO NIGERIA'S PROBLEM SHOULD BE ON MY HEAD, WHILE YOU ALL CARRY SOMEBODY ELSE'S MASTURBATĮON ON YOUR HEADS?

ON GOD, THIS IS THE HIGHEST HEIGHT OF FOOLĮSHNESS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
Christianity EtcRe: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:12pm On Aug 11, 2019
generalwo:
...... May God forgive u..... How is Nigeria's problem any worse than an individual who masturbates.....
YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS PERSON WHO THINKS MASTURBATĮON IS WORSE THAN POVERTY, THUGGERY, MASSACRE, ACCIDENTS, ETC.

MOST OF YOU ARE LUNATICS BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT.

Christianity EtcRe: Benue Catholic Priest Passing Through Floods While Going For Mass by CAPSLOCKED: 8:06am On Aug 11, 2019
REMEMBER TO SHOW US YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE AND SCENES OF THE GOOD LIFE YOU'RE LIVING AFTER SERVING THE CONGREGATION LIKE THAT.... BUT CARTS AWAY WITH ALL THEIR CASH IN THE END! smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did We Clap When Praying by CAPSLOCKED: 8:04am On Aug 11, 2019
Paramount01:
Why did some Christians clap while praying?I have search thorough the scripture ,I have never found a place Jesus ask is to clap while praying
BECAUSE GOD IS ALWAYS ABSENT MINDED SO THEY THINK CLAPPING HELPS TO PULL HIS ATTENTION. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: A Spiritual Weapon That Can Help Overcome Masturbation (lustful Craving) by CAPSLOCKED:
WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS IN NIGERIA LIKE KIDNAPPERS, HERDSMEN, POVERTY, HUNGER AND SICKNESSES.

IF YOU WERE EVEN SLIGHTLY SENSIBLE YOU WILL FOCUS ON PROVIDING THE SO CALLED SPIRITUAL WEAPONS TO DEFEAT THOSE.

THAT YOU FOCUS ON HARMLESS, UNIMPORTANT MASTURBATĮON INSTEAD OF OTHER CRITICAL SITUATIONS IN NIGERIA SHOWS HOW YOUR LIFE LACKS DIRECTION AS A CHRISTIAN.
SportsRe: Kierian Tierney Breaks Arsenal Jump Record Despite Injury by CAPSLOCKED: 7:46am On Aug 11, 2019
OTHER TEAMS ARE PUBLISHING BROKEN RECORDS IN EUROPEAN AND DOMESTIC COMPETITIONS...

MY TEAM IS PROUD TO PUBLICISE A STUPĮD RECORD OF SOMEBODY JUMPING BETTER THAN HIS FRIENDS.

SHAME.
Christianity EtcRe: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:38am On Aug 11, 2019
ChildOfJesus:
By the blood of Jesus Hell fire does not await me in Jesus name. I will make heaven in Jesus name For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son That as i believe in Him i will not perish but have everlasting life. I will make heaven in Jesus name.


By the blood of Jesus, God will not count any sin against me in Jesus name. If i confess my sins. He is faithful and just to forgive me and to cleanse me from all unrighteousness


By the blood of Jesus I am not stupid in Jesus name. I am intelligent in Jesus name for Christ has not given me the spirit of fear but of love of power and a sound mind
RELIGION IS WORSE THAN HARD DRUGS.

Christianity EtcRe: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:36am On Aug 11, 2019
ChildOfJesus:
I have been struggling with marine spirits demon and marital delay and spirit husband.

I joined a Christian dating website and a white man wrote me saying ' Hello my beautiful wife'

I'm afraid he may be the spirit husband. Is it normal for a Christian guy to write a lady he is interested in saying ' hello my beautiful wife?'
LORDREED. HAHN. GYPSEY. THERE'S A PARTY HERE. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:34am On Aug 11, 2019
ChildOfJesus:
I have been battling marine spirits and curses for decades.
I have no idea exactly where they came from. My grandmother worshipp(ed) marine spirits and surprisingly i'm the only one being troubled by marine spirits. I'm almost 40. I have no husband, no guy shows interest in me.I have no friends, people don't want to have anything to do with me. I asked a relative of mine, why i'm the only one suffering, while the others have careers, a home, husbands/wives and friends. She said it's because it is whoever they made a covenant with that the marine spirits will go and meet.



I have been praying but i'm still suffering. Please, somebody help me in Jesus name. What should i do?
BEING A NON-BELIEVER OF BULLSHĮT SAVES YOU FROM CURSES AND MARINE SPIRITS BECAUSE THE MINUTE YOU DUMP ALL NONSENSE IDEAS, YOU BECOME FREE AND START TO SHINE IN ANYWAYS POSSIBLE.

RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITION IS A BURDEN, WHY DO YOU KEEP CARRYING IT AROUND?
Music/RadioRe: Have You Seen This "Local" Home Theater? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:29am On Aug 11, 2019
Sirheny007:
Pity.
Your growing up must have been very turbulent. embarassed
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU GREW UP WITH US IN 19BC WHEN ALL WE HAD WAS CAVES AND BAMBOO TREES.
Music/RadioRe: Have You Seen This "Local" Home Theater? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:42pm On Aug 10, 2019
I DON'T KNOW THIS TRASH. I DON'T CARE AS WELL.
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 11:41pm On Aug 10, 2019
LordReed:
I can show you a conversation with a Christian who said she ignores anything that does not confirm what the Bible says.
MANY OF THEM ARE LIKE THAT.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Slams Bishop Oyedepo For Cursing Fulani Herdsmen Over Pastor Death by CAPSLOCKED: 2:06pm On Aug 10, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Sad

What happened to Jeremiah Omolewa only happens to lower level pastors who trust the blood of a Jew to protect them

The higher ups know no blood of someone who supposedly died 2000 years ago can protect them so they take their protection seriously by hiring bodyguards while selling stickers with words like "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" at exorbitant prices to the sheeples so they can raise more money to afford more and/or better bodyguards

Look at the Oyedepo. the oga @ the top of this man that died he's photographed here reciting bible verses to protect himself. you can see all those angels sent from the lord surrounding him. he can't be kidnapped and killed while having these divine protection angels.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/1579625_bishop_oyedepo_armedguards_jpegb39e32a64f9312239aa1f76d9f0634e3


look at the head of the Catholic church. showing how much he trusts the Jewish God to protect him

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7453541_pope_jpeg580d968d45432282eb748117800f36fd


Look at all the blood of Jesus surrounding Chris Okotie on the fukking pulpit of all places

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3215510_screenshot20151222051936_jpegd48c820c9856774712ab0d520e576a7d

Look at the blood of the lambs surrounding Oyakhilome

www.nairaland.com/attachments/9954973_img20190802195243458_jpeg8cb6c06f4a6741de06227170ad7f9ede


Look How confident Tom Samson is knowing no weapon fashioned against him shall prosper


www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245177_unnamed1_jpeg88f00756db30afdd9d0c2c94272d12f9

Suleiman is so confident of power of Yahweh that he's moving with swagger

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245172_images1_jpegd981a8b1fae6a56cbfd792de36a93677

Ayo Oritsejafor and Anselm Madubuko walking through the valley of the shadow of death without fearing evil because Yahweh is with them

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245170_images14_jpegda01dbfbdd9365f5db2a6d38f6d43e23

This pastor died because he didn't have the blood of Jesus protecting him unlike the pastors above

Members should keep paying for stickers and reflective jackets to protect them just like the above pastors are using stickers and jackets
HAS ANYONE QUOTED YOU WITH A COUNTER?

PLEASE SEND ME SHOTS. LET ME GIGGLE AT THEIR FOOLERY.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Soldiers Killing Policemen In Taraba: Don’t Kill Me, Policeman Begged by CAPSLOCKED: 8:38am On Aug 10, 2019
SO MANY IDĮOTS ON THIS FORUM. SO MANY IDĮOTS IN NIGERIA. I SWEAR.

MY FELLOW CITIZENS APPLAUDING SOLDIERS FOR KILLING POLICEMEN UNJUSTLY "BECAUSE SARS KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS TOO". I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO..
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Curses Jeremiah Omolara's Killers (Winners’ Chapel Pastor Kaduna) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:59pm On Aug 09, 2019
xelly:
They cannot create but find joy in Killing. For the blood of those they have killed, in the name of Jesus Christ, I release a plague upon them and their sponsors.

I join you as a prophet to CURSE them. They remain cursed in Jesus Name. Amen!
WE HAVE BEEN CURSING TERRORISTS SINCE LIKE 2008. ALL OUR MEGA PASTORS AND PRIESTS. THERE'S NOTHING THAT THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH HASN'T SAID AND DONE TO STOP THESE BAD GUYS. WE'VE BEEN PRAYING SINCE THEN, WE'LL KEEP PRAYING TILL TOMORROW.

THE MORE WE CURSE THEM, PRAY AND REASSURE OUR FAITH IN GOD AND DIVINE PROTECTION, THE MORE THEY'LL KEEP ADOPTING CHRISTIANS. THEY'LL KEEP BOMBING UP CHURCHES AND SPRAYING BULLETS IN OUR VILLAGES.

WHAT WE NEED IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PHYSICAL SECURITY. THERE IS SO MUCH EVIDENCE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW THAN THERE HAS EVER BEEN, THAT CURSES, PRAYERS AND GODS NEITHER WORK NOR ASSIST OR AFFECT HUMANS IN ANYWAY.

THE MORE THE GOVERNMENT URGE US TO PRAY, WE PRAY.
SAME GOVERNMENT LIVES THE BEST LIVES WITH OUR NATIONS COIN.
THEN THEY GET AWAY WITHOUT DOING WORK BECAUSE WE'VE HANDED THEM OVER TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

WE ALL NEED TO WISEN UP IN THIS COUNTRY. IF THINGS ARE WORSE TODAY THAN THEY WERE 10 YEARS AGO, MAYBE IN THE NEXT 20 YEARS WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD.
PoliticsRe: Police Release Identities Of Officers Killed By Nigerian Army, (photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:27am On Aug 09, 2019
izzou:
angry

It is evidently clear that the soldiers, including their head was under the payroll of the Kidnapper

Of course, this is Nigeria. Nothing will be done

Next news please
OUR SOLDIERS ARE ONLY BEING TRAINED TO BE LESS THAN ZOO ANIMALS.

IF NOT, WHY WOULD YOU GO ON A RESCUE CAMPAIGN AND END UP OPENING FIRE AT THE VEHICLE CONTAINING THE VICTIMS?

WHAT IF YOU SUCCEEDED IN KILLING THE KIDNAPPERS, AND THE KIDNAPPED?


DON'T FORGET, THE CIVILIAN THAT WAS KILLED IN THIS PROCESS HAVE BEEN SWEPT UNDER THE MAT. MAYBE NEXT TIME, IT WILL BE 10 CIVILIANS. OR 1,000.
PoliticsRe: Police Release Identities Of Officers Killed By Nigerian Army, (photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:21am On Aug 09, 2019
"WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED" IS THE HEADING OF THEIR DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT JUST TO MAKE IT LOOK EMOTIONAL.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, THE ARMY, THE NPF... NONE CARES ABOUT THE DEATH OF EVEN 50MILLION NIGERIANS.

THEY'LL JUST SIT ON THIS NEWS, SHARE MONEY AND GO THEIR WAYS.
Christianity EtcRe: HIV Positive Man Dies After He Stopped Taking His Drugs To Show Off His Faith by CAPSLOCKED: 5:20pm On Aug 08, 2019
THERE IS NO LINE TO BE DRAWN BETWEEN FAITH AND FOOLISHNESS BECAUSE FAITH = FOOLISHNESS. NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.
RomanceRe: After We Had Sex, She Sent Me This On Whatsapp by CAPSLOCKED: 6:21pm On Aug 07, 2019
"WHAT ARE WE NOW", "WHAT AM I TO YOU?"

I'M SURPRISED THESE FOLKS STILL ROTATE THE ANCIENT MENTALITY. THEY FALL FOR THE TRIPS TO GET WHAT THEY WANT, THEY ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.. AND COME WITH EPISTLES IN THE END.

SEEMS THE TRAITS ARE INSIDE ALL OF THEIR BONES AND WILL NEVER BE ERASED FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.
TravelRe: LRU Retrieved A Fallen Tanker From Apapa Road - Photos by CAPSLOCKED: 6:11pm On Aug 07, 2019
izzou:
angry
Is this a tanker?
LOOKS LIKE A TIPPER TO ME.
RomanceRe: So I Fell In Love Today.... by CAPSLOCKED: 6:09pm On Aug 07, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
His suicide would raise the average IQ and wisdom of humans
BOY'S A VERY SILLY CLOWN. I HAVE NEITHER PITY NOR RESPECT FOR HIM.
HE HAS TALKED ABOUT SUICIDE FOR SO LONG, NOW I CAN NO LONGER WAIT TO SEE HIS OBITUARY.
Christianity EtcRe: Be Alert by CAPSLOCKED: 6:06pm On Aug 07, 2019
LordReed:
Are you confused? I said something has not been fulfilled you say it has and when I ask you what you are waiting for you say it has not been fulfilled.
I DON USE LAUGH BURST MY RIBS. KAI, LORDREED. UNA NOGO KILL ME FOR THIS STREET.
RomanceRe: Let’s Clean The World, But Let’s Start With Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2019
THE OLD CARGO IS NOT THE PROBLEM. WE, NIGERIANS ARE.

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