₦airaland Forum

LordReed:
Your are a certified international dumbass if you think people of that time did not have an idea of the difference between a shrub and a tree. Was Moses recorded as hearing from a burning bush or a burning tree? Fúcktard.

Xpress24:
u are doom already,by the way are you an egyptian?

Anas09:
God doesn't punish his people to.correct them.

MJBOLT:

what do i need flowers for?do i look like a butterfly?

sonmvayina:
No body ask you to pay tithe, the only way to financial security is saving and making good investment.... Outside that it is fraud..

makydebbie:
You tell me.

makydebbie:
Tacha man I'm disappointed..

You fvxking told Ebuka that.

Davash222:
IMO, robots would do better than English linesmen!!

hopefulLandlord:
Olukoya is a pastor that keeps his flock in constant fear of mundane things by spiritualising them

a student failed exam? the enemies of his mother's house is responsible

you don't have a job or you lost your job? there's a spiritual snail in your life

finding it hard/near impossible getting a husband? spiritual husbands are involved, they're the ones chasing your prospective husbands away

did you see a cockroach in your closet? that's definitely agents of your enemy at work

your business failed? its the gods of your grandfather that is responsible

so almost all prayers are directed at enemies/demons/gods of my father's house etc telling them to DIE!!!!!

but I understand cuz doing that's what the sheeples want to hear not the bitter truth, make them think they can pray away their problems and that some undetectable, invisible and intangible entity is responsible

No student really wants to hear he failed cuz he studied wrongly

No bachelor/spinster wants to hear they're finding getting spouse hard due to the fact that they're too damn ugly or have a shitty attitude or lack manners

someone whose business just failed doesn't want to hear its normal for businesses to fail as 9 out of 10 businesses fail within 5 years and he should take the lessons from that failed business to make another attempt


If Olukoya were Ray Croc's pastor, Ray would've died killing witches and wizards with prayers day after day

If Olukoya were Edison's pastor he would've spent the rest of his life fighting spiritual battles cuz he was declared "Too dumb to learn anything" by his teachers

Sir James Dyson who failed in business over 5000 attempts before succeeding would've died in church fighting witches and wizards if he were an MFM member

acesboy:
What's this?

MJBOLT:

it is only a foolish man that will worship a woman.

guuudy87:
If na for Nigeria now, dem go say na village people

NgeneUkwenu:
How?

thesicilian:
What do you know. You can only try that nonsense with an uneducated person.

Godmother:
Guys, I watched a movie where they kept emphazing the importance of fruits around the house, especially oranges and how having lots of it in the house brings prosperity.

Who has heard of this? Is it true? If it is lemme go and buy a bag of oranges to keep in the house o. Lol

MJBOLT:

what of the ones that are not twerking,how many decent men respect and treat them right?whether you twerk or not,most men see women as sex objects.

Dorischuks:
According to him, he and his fiancee started planning his wedding with a budget of N2.4 million,

Niflheim:
@op,
My sole cannot live forever because it was made by a Chinese company!!!

WHAT A WORTHLESS SOLE! SHALL DEFINITELY PERISH.

erad:
Here are mine...


Please note:
If you want cheap designs, I CAN'T HELP YOU.
If you want free designs, I "DEFINITELY" CAN'T HELP YOU.
If you won't allow me have creative freedom, I CAN'T HELP YOU.
If you are disrespectful, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

Thank you.

MissRaine69:
at a local restaurant and she brings a football team of friends. How do you guys handle this blatant lack of decorum?