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TheSourcerer:THEY'RE JOINED LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS. HOW WILL THEY COPE, OH LORD! |
TheSourcerer:NO. RACISM IS HERE TO STAY. |
TheSourcerer:THERE ARE SNAKES THAT LAY EGGS. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT PRODUCE BABIES ALIVE. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT THE BABIES (OR MALE PARTNERS) HAVE TO EAT THE PREGNANT FEMALE OPEN FOR THE BABIES TO COME OUT.. THEN SHE DIES. THERE ARE ORGANISMS THAT CANNOT SURVIVE OUTSIDE A HUMAN'S BODY. SOME ORGANISMS FEED EXCLUSIVELY ON PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS AND WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO THESE ORGANISMS GET TO. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. THEY WERE CREATED TO EAT YOUR EYES FOR SURVIVAL. THE BULLFROG IS ONE OF THE MANY ANIMALS THAT DON'T SLEEP THROUGHOUT IT'S LIFETIME. A WHALE LIVES IN THE WATER, BUT IF IT SLEEPS TOO MUCH, IT'LL DROWN AND DIE. AS STRONG AS YOU ARE, A TINY GOOD FOR NOTHING SNAKE WILL KILL YOU WITH JUST ONE BITE. A HORSE IS STRONGER AND FASTER THAN YOU AND CATS AND EAGLES HAVE BETTER EYE SIGHT. DOGS SMELL BETTER, TORTOISES LIVE LONGER. ANTS ARE MORE ORGANIZED AND PRODUCTIVE. ALL THESE AGAINST MAN THAT WAS SUPPOSED CREATED IN THE LIKENESS OF GOD. ONE WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF REACHING ORGASM, THE NEXT WOMAN WILL NEVER, IN HER LIFETIME. AIR, FOOD AND LIQUID ALL PASS THROUGH A COMMON PASSAGE, ONE SMALL MISTAKE AND YOU'RE CHOKING TO DEATH. THERE'S NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THE DESIGN OF ANYTHING MY FRIEND. WE'RE ALL A MESS. |
LordReed:BISHOP PAUL, I AND SENIOR PASTOR HAHN WERE DISCUSSING THE OTHER DAY WHAT WE CAN ACHIEVE FROM THIS MINISTRY WITH ALL THE OFFERINGS, TITHES, FIRST FRUITS, SEED SOWING, AND SPECIAL COLLECTIONS. DURING MY TIME AS A CATHOLIC MOST PARISHES COLLECTED OFFERINGS UP TO 4 TIMES - FIRST COLLECTION, SECOND COLLECTION, THIRD COLLECTION, AND SPECIAL COLLECTION ALL UNDER 1 HOUR, AND THERE ARE USUALLY 3 OR 4 OF THESE SERVICES EVERY SUNDAY SO YOU SEE, BIG MONEY. WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING AND FREE DONATIONS? I GREW UP UNDER THE CANOPY OF A VERY REVEREND DR. FATHER IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND WE NEVER LACKED BAGS OF RICE, YAMS, NOODLES, GOATS, CHICKEN, EGGS, FOOTBALL, MILK, TOILET PAPER, CASH... HE GOT FREE CAR GIFTS SOMETIMES. ![]() I WILL GO BY THE NAME OF PROPHET OMOWOMO SULEIMAN, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS INFORMED ME OF THE DEVILS PLAN OF USING THESE INFIDELS AND BLOODY ATHEISTS LIKE MJBOLT TO DESTROY BUSINESS FOR US. WE MUST ACT FAST NOW... AND BEGIN TO WIN SOULS FOR GOD, AND CASH FOR OURSELVES. |
LORDREED HOW ABOUT THAT MINISTRY YOU TALKED ABOUT? I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO START ONE AND CASHOUT.. BEFORE THESE USELESS ATHEISTS COMPLETELY RUIN BUSINESS FOR US BEFORE THE END OF THIS DECADE. |
FROM EMMETT TILL TILL TOMORROW, IT WON'T STOP IN OUR LIFETIME. |
toniblacman:YOUR GIRL IS NOT SPECIAL. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TRUST HER OF COURSE BUT NEVER BET YOUR LIFE ON HER. YOU MAY LOSE. |
toniblacman:THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH. THE KIND OF MEN WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS.. NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT. POST A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT WILL SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD, AND YOU'LL GET ONE OR TWO LIKES ON FACEBOOK. A GIRL POSTS A PICTURE OF HER TOES AND SHE GETS THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS AND LIKES WITHIN 5 MINUTES. MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW YOU'RE DYING AND NEED 5000 NAIRA TO SAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FROM DROWNING. MAYBE YOU'LL GET ASSISTANCE BUT MANY MEN WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING LAZY AND BROKE. A GIRL POSTS "I NID A FAVOR" OR "I'M SO SAD". FOLLOW HER UP AND YOU'LL SEE SHE HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF NAIRA FROM NONSENSE MEN WHO WILL EVEN THANK HER FOR ACCEPTING THEIR MONEY. I KNOW MY STORY DOESN'T MATTER BUT I BOAST ANYTIME ANYDAY TO HAVE NEVER SIMPED A BIT. NEVER. I'M A FULL BLOODED AWKA-MADE AND PRIDE WILL NEVER LET US DO STUPID THINGS BECAUSE OF SEX. THE LAST TIME I MESSAGED ANY FEMALE STRANGER OVER THE INTERNET WAS VIA 2GO AS A 17 YEARS OLD JAMBITE. I LEARNED HOW THESE THINGS WORK. I REALIZED HOW TALKING TO PEOPLE HALF MY WORTH ONLINE GAVE THEM THIS FALSE SENSE OF IMPORTANCE.. SO I DEACTIVATED ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, AND SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO GROW MYSELF. TILL DATE I HAVE JUST NAIRALAND AND RECENTLY WHATSAPP BECAUSE OF WORK. I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER CHECK OUT PICTURES ON THE INTERNET TO ADD FRIENDS AND COMPLIMENT GIRLS, AND JOIN THE QUEUES IN THEIR DM'S WAITING FOR REPLIES. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. WON'T. I GREW UP A KING IN THE MIDST OF KINGS. CAMPUS DAYS WAS THE SAME. IN 5 YEARS OF SCHOOLING I DIDN'T HAVE UP TO 10 GIRL'S NUMBERS IN MY PHONE AT ONCE CUS THEY HAD NO IMPORTANCE TO ME. IF WE MEET AND EXCHANGE CONTACTS AND I CALL OR TEXT YOU AND YOU POST ME STUPIDLY I BLOCK AND DELETE INSTANTLY. THE FINE FACE AND COORDINATION WAS THERE SO ATTRACTING WOMEN AND RUNNING MATTERS WAS VERY EASY FOR ME. TODAY, IF I FANCY ANYONE I GO TO THEM AND WE TALK AND MOVE FORWARD. IF I TEXT OR CALL YOU AND YOU BEAT AROUND THE CORNER WITH ME, I BLOCK AND DELETE AND MOVE ON. I'M TOO FRESH AND PIMPED UP TO CRAWL FOLLOWING ASS AND BOOBS. I STARTED STAYING AWAY FROM SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE OF SIMPING MEN. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. CHECK OUT YOUR GIRLS PICTURES OR INBOX YOU'LL SEE THEM BEGGING HER FOR LOVE. BEGGING HER TO SEND HER ACCOUNT NUMBER. BEGGING HER TO DUMP YOU, OR COME TO THEIR HOUSE. AS EXPECTED THESE THINGS GET TO GIRLS AND THEY START MISBEHAVING AND THREATENING TO LEAVE YOU. TARRRRR! MY ANCESTORS WILL STRIKE ME DEAD THE DAY I GO TO LEAVE COMPLIMENTS ON PHOTOS OR INBOXES OF STRANGE WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, OR BEG RANDOM STRANGERS FOR THEIR NUMBERS OR SOMETHING. THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN ASIDES SEX (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS). THE GIRL YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH, SPENDING OVER 30K ON OUTING WITH JUST TO IMPRESS HER TO BECOME YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... IS ON INSTAGRAM AND INMESSAGE COLLECTING 3,000 NAIRA FROM TOUTS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THEIR PLACE. SO WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THE MAN OF WORTH THAT DESERVE TO BE CHASED AFTER? WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAVOURS WE HAND THESE GIRLS MANY OF THEM WILL DIE OF HUNGER. WITHOUT THE FREE FOOD AND SERVICES WE OFFER NONSENSE BESTIES AND FEMALE FRIENDS THAT ONLY GAIN FROM US, LIFE WILL BE VERY MISERABLE FOR THEM WORLDWIDE. THE REAL TRUTH IS THAT ASIDE BIRTHING, WOMEN NEED MEN MORE THAN MEN NEED WOMEN... BUT YOU WON'T REALIZE IT IF YOU DON'T CARRY YOURSELF AS A KING JUST LIKE EVERY ORANGE SELLER AND SLIPPERS SELLER CLAIM TO BE QUEENS NOWADAYS. IMAGINE A POOR DIRTY CLASSLESS UNDERGRADUATE CLAIMING "I'M A QUEEN", "I'M QUEENING". WHY WON'T SHE? WHEN MILLIONAIRES AND PROFESSIONALS ARE LINED UP IN HER CONTACTS BEGGING JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO SNIFF HER STAINED PANTIES. WE TROLL AND CATCH CRUISE HERE BUT ONCE I LOG OUT I HAVE MY WORTH AND I HAVE NO SHAME TO WEAR THE CROWN OF "WEAK MAN" AND "YOU'RE NOT A GENTLEMAN" JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT DISHING OUT PUSSY-PASSES TO FOLKS WHO WILL NEVER BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU IN THIS LIFE. |
LordReed:LIES. PEOPLE LIKE HIM NEVER MISSED SCHOOL NOR SLEPT DURING LESSONS. RELIGION JUST HAS A WAY OF MAKING PEOPLE REALLY DUMB. I'M SURE IF THE BIBLE SAYS 2 PLUS 2 IS 22, THEY'D ADOPT IT AS THE ABSOLUTE WHEN REAL FACTS PROVE OTHERWISE. |
MR. KING SOLOMON.. YOUR LIFE, YOUR CONSEQUENCES. |
Galactico4ever:....AND SPENT THE NIGHT IN A GUTTER. ![]() |
kingxsamz:THE GUY NA BIG FUU. SEE NONSENSE COMPARISON. |
realestniggah:ZAYN MALIK LEFT ISLAM LAST YEAR, AND HE LOST THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS AND BRANDS PULLED OUT. ONCE YOU COME OUT AS GAY OR ATHEIST YOU LOSE A LOT. YOU BECOME CONDEMNED IN THE EYES OF MANY. THE STIGMATIZATION IS REAL OUT THERE. IT IS BETTER YOU IDENTIFY AS A CANCER OR HIV CARRIER THAN SAY YOU'RE AN ATHEIST. NOBODY WILL EMPLOY YOU IN NIGERIA OR VOTE YOU INTO PUBLIC OFFICE. SO WE ALL PRETEND. IN NIGERIA AND BEYOND THERE ARE MANY CHRISTIANS MOVING THINGS FORWARD AND THEY'RE ACCEPTED AND SUPPORTED BY SOCIETY... BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY GO TO BED KNOWING THEY'RE NOT RELIGIOUS BUT MUST PRETEND TO BELIEVE IN ALLAH OR JESUS IN ORDER TO BE ACCEPTED IN THE SOCIETY. SOME PEOPLE SEE YOU AS A MAD PERSON ONCE YOU DON'T IDENTIFY WITH RELIGION. THEY'LL TELL YOU "YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING". A CHRISTIAN WILL RATHER DATE/MARRY A MUSLIM/IDOL WORSHIPPER INSTEAD OF YOU ![]() |
HeavenlyCherub:THIS IS THE WORST CONTRADICTORY NONSENSE ON THE INTERNET PRESENTLY! |
IF HE HAD RAISED THE BOY WELL, THERE'S NO WAY HE'D HAVE TURNED OUT LIKE THIS. |
NOTHING. I KEEP SEARCHING BUT I DON'T FIND ANYTHING OTHER THAN STORIES AND CLAIMS FROM PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE THAT HEARD FROM SOMEWHERE THAT THEY WITNESSED SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL. |
SENDING LOVE & SUPPORT FROM THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. |
Ijaya123:TANZANIA AMAKA. |
Davash222:I STOPPED TAKING BIKE YEARS AGO AFTER ONE NEARLY SUBMITTED ME UNDER A MOVING TRAILER. SINCE THEN, IF CARS CAN'T GO WHERE I'M GOING, I'LL TREKK IT. |
IMAGINE WHERE WE WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT MODERN MEDICINE AND SCIENCE. PERFECT INTELLIGENT DESIGNER INDEED. |
THE WORST THING ABOUT ALL OF YOU FOOLS IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SATANISTS DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ACTUAL SATAN YOU TALK ABOUT. THE OTHER FOOL SAID BILL GATES' TIME IS UP. UP FOR WHAT? TILL HE DIES NO BLACKMAN ALIVE WILL BE HALF THE MAN HE IS. WHAT HE HAS DONE FOR HIMSELF, FOR AFRICA, AND FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, WILL BE HAD TO REPLICATE. |
kingxsamz:THE WHOLE GOD IDEA IS PROFITABLE TO THE WISE SO THEY MAKE HUGE CASH FROM THE FOOLS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM. ALL YOUR PASTORS AND PREACHERS KNOW WHAT'S UP. THEY KNOW THE GAINS RELIGION ADD TO THEIR BANK ACCOUNT SO THEY MUST CONTINUE TO PILE UP THEIR CASH DEEP DOWN, THEY ALL KNOW GOD'S NOT REAL. |
MJBOLT — FUCC THAT ASS (REMIX) DEDICATED TO ISHILOVE |
adewalle1:OGUN PUNISH YOU THERE. |
NUMBER 200: WISH FOR THE RELATIONSHIPS OF ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO END SO THAT ONLY THEM WILL BE THE ENVY OF ALL. |
SALUTE! |
Bola146:IT IS EASIER FOR A DEAD MAN TO SWALLOW THE ENTIRE MOUNT EVEREST THAN FOR PRAYERS TO CURE COMMON TYPHOID & MALARIA. |
malikombi:I WOULDN'T BLAME HER FOR ANYTHING CONSIDERING WHAT GOES ON IN CAMPUSES. |
THE WORST GOVERNMENT IN THE WORLD. I'M SURE FREDERICK LORD LUGARD IN HIS GRAVE WILL BE REGRETTING WHY HE CREATED THIS COUNTRY IN THE FIRST PLACE. |
NO, I CAN'T. |
Meeyankee:A SHAMELESS ONE FOR THAT MATTER. |
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