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HealthRe: Man Abandons Wife After Birth Of Conjoined Twins In Imo (pic) by CAPSLOCKED: 4:31pm On May 28, 2020
TheSourcerer:
even if separated mehn , they can never be normal
THEY'RE JOINED LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS. HOW WILL THEY COPE, OH LORD!
CrimeRe: Kid Chants 'black Lives Matter' From Car During George Floyd Protest In LA by CAPSLOCKED: 4:13pm On May 28, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Does it stop what is going on?
NO. RACISM IS HERE TO STAY.
HealthRe: Man Abandons Wife After Birth Of Conjoined Twins In Imo (pic) by CAPSLOCKED: 4:07pm On May 28, 2020
TheSourcerer:
you see say them no talk this time , mtcheww intelligent design bs

You know of one boar that grows tusks that gradually impales them(yeah their life cycle)
Now tell me about intelligent design , pitiful.
THERE ARE SNAKES THAT LAY EGGS. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT PRODUCE BABIES ALIVE. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT THE BABIES (OR MALE PARTNERS) HAVE TO EAT THE PREGNANT FEMALE OPEN FOR THE BABIES TO COME OUT.. THEN SHE DIES.

THERE ARE ORGANISMS THAT CANNOT SURVIVE OUTSIDE A HUMAN'S BODY. SOME ORGANISMS FEED EXCLUSIVELY ON PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS AND WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO THESE ORGANISMS GET TO. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. THEY WERE CREATED TO EAT YOUR EYES FOR SURVIVAL.

THE BULLFROG IS ONE OF THE MANY ANIMALS THAT DON'T SLEEP THROUGHOUT IT'S LIFETIME. A WHALE LIVES IN THE WATER, BUT IF IT SLEEPS TOO MUCH, IT'LL DROWN AND DIE.

AS STRONG AS YOU ARE, A TINY GOOD FOR NOTHING SNAKE WILL KILL YOU WITH JUST ONE BITE. A HORSE IS STRONGER AND FASTER THAN YOU AND CATS AND EAGLES HAVE BETTER EYE SIGHT. DOGS SMELL BETTER, TORTOISES LIVE LONGER. ANTS ARE MORE ORGANIZED AND PRODUCTIVE.
ALL THESE AGAINST MAN THAT WAS SUPPOSED CREATED IN THE LIKENESS OF GOD.

ONE WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF REACHING ORGASM, THE NEXT WOMAN WILL NEVER, IN HER LIFETIME.

AIR, FOOD AND LIQUID ALL PASS THROUGH A COMMON PASSAGE, ONE SMALL MISTAKE AND YOU'RE CHOKING TO DEATH.

THERE'S NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THE DESIGN OF ANYTHING MY FRIEND. WE'RE ALL A MESS.
Christianity EtcRe: - How A Staff Instruct Her Boss To Transfer Her Whole Salary To Her Church by CAPSLOCKED:
LordReed:
LoL! Bro, I will be seriously considering it. Me sef wan fly private jet.
BISHOP PAUL, I AND SENIOR PASTOR HAHN WERE DISCUSSING THE OTHER DAY WHAT WE CAN ACHIEVE FROM THIS MINISTRY WITH ALL THE OFFERINGS, TITHES, FIRST FRUITS, SEED SOWING, AND SPECIAL COLLECTIONS.

DURING MY TIME AS A CATHOLIC MOST PARISHES COLLECTED OFFERINGS UP TO 4 TIMES - FIRST COLLECTION, SECOND COLLECTION, THIRD COLLECTION, AND SPECIAL COLLECTION ALL UNDER 1 HOUR, AND THERE ARE USUALLY 3 OR 4 OF THESE SERVICES EVERY SUNDAY SO YOU SEE, BIG MONEY.

WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING AND FREE DONATIONS? I GREW UP UNDER THE CANOPY OF A VERY REVEREND DR. FATHER IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND WE NEVER LACKED BAGS OF RICE, YAMS, NOODLES, GOATS, CHICKEN, EGGS, FOOTBALL, MILK, TOILET PAPER, CASH... HE GOT FREE CAR GIFTS SOMETIMES. cheesy

I WILL GO BY THE NAME OF PROPHET OMOWOMO SULEIMAN, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS INFORMED ME OF THE DEVILS PLAN OF USING THESE INFIDELS AND BLOODY ATHEISTS LIKE MJBOLT TO DESTROY BUSINESS FOR US. WE MUST ACT FAST NOW... AND BEGIN TO WIN SOULS FOR GOD, AND CASH FOR OURSELVES.
Christianity EtcRe: - How A Staff Instruct Her Boss To Transfer Her Whole Salary To Her Church by CAPSLOCKED: 3:21pm On May 28, 2020
LORDREED HOW ABOUT THAT MINISTRY YOU TALKED ABOUT?
I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO START ONE AND CASHOUT.. BEFORE THESE USELESS ATHEISTS COMPLETELY RUIN BUSINESS FOR US BEFORE THE END OF THIS DECADE.
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Compares How Police Arrest White Murderers And Unarmed Black Men by CAPSLOCKED: 3:14pm On May 28, 2020
FROM EMMETT TILL TILL TOMORROW, IT WON'T STOP IN OUR LIFETIME.
RomanceRe: Whiteknighting: SIMPS Putting Women On A Pedestal. Meme Thread (photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 3:11pm On May 28, 2020
toniblacman:
I think any girl can fall for the money from these simp fvcks but I'm not even worried about loosing mine. My girl lives with me and works from home.
YOUR GIRL IS NOT SPECIAL. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TRUST HER OF COURSE BUT NEVER BET YOUR LIFE ON HER. YOU MAY LOSE.
RomanceRe: Whiteknighting: SIMPS Putting Women On A Pedestal. Meme Thread (photos) by CAPSLOCKED:
toniblacman:
You're very right.
I'm tired of seeing these fools on my girl's phone. Saying all trash to get her attention, sometimes I'd be the one doing the talking and even getting her account credited by these retards.
NB I think any girl can fall for the money from these simp fvcks but I'm not even worried about loosing mine. My girl lives with me and works from home.
THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH.
THE KIND OF MEN WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS.. NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT.

POST A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT WILL SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD, AND YOU'LL GET ONE OR TWO LIKES ON FACEBOOK.

A GIRL POSTS A PICTURE OF HER TOES AND SHE GETS THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS AND LIKES WITHIN 5 MINUTES.

MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW YOU'RE DYING AND NEED 5000 NAIRA TO SAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FROM DROWNING. MAYBE YOU'LL GET ASSISTANCE BUT MANY MEN WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING LAZY AND BROKE.

A GIRL POSTS "I NID A FAVOR" OR "I'M SO SAD". FOLLOW HER UP AND YOU'LL SEE SHE HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF NAIRA FROM NONSENSE MEN WHO WILL EVEN THANK HER FOR ACCEPTING THEIR MONEY.

I KNOW MY STORY DOESN'T MATTER BUT I BOAST ANYTIME ANYDAY TO HAVE NEVER SIMPED A BIT. NEVER. I'M A FULL BLOODED AWKA-MADE AND PRIDE WILL NEVER LET US DO STUPID THINGS BECAUSE OF SEX. THE LAST TIME I MESSAGED ANY FEMALE STRANGER OVER THE INTERNET WAS VIA 2GO AS A 17 YEARS OLD JAMBITE. I LEARNED HOW THESE THINGS WORK. I REALIZED HOW TALKING TO PEOPLE HALF MY WORTH ONLINE GAVE THEM THIS FALSE SENSE OF IMPORTANCE.. SO I DEACTIVATED ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, AND SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO GROW MYSELF. TILL DATE I HAVE JUST NAIRALAND AND RECENTLY WHATSAPP BECAUSE OF WORK. I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER CHECK OUT PICTURES ON THE INTERNET TO ADD FRIENDS AND COMPLIMENT GIRLS, AND JOIN THE QUEUES IN THEIR DM'S WAITING FOR REPLIES. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. WON'T. I GREW UP A KING IN THE MIDST OF KINGS. CAMPUS DAYS WAS THE SAME. IN 5 YEARS OF SCHOOLING I DIDN'T HAVE UP TO 10 GIRL'S NUMBERS IN MY PHONE AT ONCE CUS THEY HAD NO IMPORTANCE TO ME. IF WE MEET AND EXCHANGE CONTACTS AND I CALL OR TEXT YOU AND YOU POST ME STUPIDLY I BLOCK AND DELETE INSTANTLY. THE FINE FACE AND COORDINATION WAS THERE SO ATTRACTING WOMEN AND RUNNING MATTERS WAS VERY EASY FOR ME. TODAY, IF I FANCY ANYONE I GO TO THEM AND WE TALK AND MOVE FORWARD. IF I TEXT OR CALL YOU AND YOU BEAT AROUND THE CORNER WITH ME, I BLOCK AND DELETE AND MOVE ON. I'M TOO FRESH AND PIMPED UP TO CRAWL FOLLOWING ASS AND BOOBS.
I STARTED STAYING AWAY FROM SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE OF SIMPING MEN. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. CHECK OUT YOUR GIRLS PICTURES OR INBOX YOU'LL SEE THEM BEGGING HER FOR LOVE. BEGGING HER TO SEND HER ACCOUNT NUMBER. BEGGING HER TO DUMP YOU, OR COME TO THEIR HOUSE.
AS EXPECTED THESE THINGS GET TO GIRLS AND THEY START MISBEHAVING AND THREATENING TO LEAVE YOU. TARRRRR! MY ANCESTORS WILL STRIKE ME DEAD THE DAY I GO TO LEAVE COMPLIMENTS ON PHOTOS OR INBOXES OF STRANGE WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, OR BEG RANDOM STRANGERS FOR THEIR NUMBERS OR SOMETHING. THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN ASIDES SEX (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS).

THE GIRL YOU'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH, SPENDING OVER 30K ON OUTING WITH JUST TO IMPRESS HER TO BECOME YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... IS ON INSTAGRAM AND INMESSAGE COLLECTING 3,000 NAIRA FROM TOUTS TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT THEIR PLACE. SO WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THE MAN OF WORTH THAT DESERVE TO BE CHASED AFTER? WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAVOURS WE HAND THESE GIRLS MANY OF THEM WILL DIE OF HUNGER. WITHOUT THE FREE FOOD AND SERVICES WE OFFER NONSENSE BESTIES AND FEMALE FRIENDS THAT ONLY GAIN FROM US, LIFE WILL BE VERY MISERABLE FOR THEM WORLDWIDE.

THE REAL TRUTH IS THAT ASIDE BIRTHING, WOMEN NEED MEN MORE THAN MEN NEED WOMEN... BUT YOU WON'T REALIZE IT IF YOU DON'T CARRY YOURSELF AS A KING JUST LIKE EVERY ORANGE SELLER AND SLIPPERS SELLER CLAIM TO BE QUEENS NOWADAYS. IMAGINE A POOR DIRTY CLASSLESS UNDERGRADUATE CLAIMING "I'M A QUEEN", "I'M QUEENING". WHY WON'T SHE? WHEN MILLIONAIRES AND PROFESSIONALS ARE LINED UP IN HER CONTACTS BEGGING JUST TO BE ALLOWED TO SNIFF HER STAINED PANTIES.

WE TROLL AND CATCH CRUISE HERE BUT ONCE I LOG OUT I HAVE MY WORTH AND I HAVE NO SHAME TO WEAR THE CROWN OF "WEAK MAN" AND "YOU'RE NOT A GENTLEMAN" JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT DISHING OUT PUSSY-PASSES TO FOLKS WHO WILL NEVER BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU IN THIS LIFE.
Christianity EtcRe: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by CAPSLOCKED: 2:28pm On May 28, 2020
LordReed:
I think another possible reason is they played truancy or refused to listen in class. I mean proving air was jss1 or jss2 syllabus, he must have being sleeping when the Integrated Science teacher was teaching.
LIES. PEOPLE LIKE HIM NEVER MISSED SCHOOL NOR SLEPT DURING LESSONS. RELIGION JUST HAS A WAY OF MAKING PEOPLE REALLY DUMB. I'M SURE IF THE BIBLE SAYS 2 PLUS 2 IS 22, THEY'D ADOPT IT AS THE ABSOLUTE WHEN REAL FACTS PROVE OTHERWISE.
Christianity EtcRe: Help A Sinful Soul by CAPSLOCKED: 2:20pm On May 28, 2020
MR. KING SOLOMON.. YOUR LIFE, YOUR CONSEQUENCES.
Jokes EtcRe: What's The Craziest Thing U've Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol.. by CAPSLOCKED: 2:17pm On May 28, 2020
Galactico4ever:
I walked 10,000metres without reaching my destination.
....AND SPENT THE NIGHT IN A GUTTER. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by CAPSLOCKED: 2:15pm On May 28, 2020
kingxsamz:
Lol... C'mon, don't embarrass your self this morning.
Explain what makes one a baby atheist.

And the fact that you want to use the existence of air to make comparison with an imaginary god tells a lot about your level of knowledge. cheesy
THE GUY NA BIG FUU. SEE NONSENSE COMPARISON.
Christianity EtcRe: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by CAPSLOCKED:
realestniggah:
Guy you don't know what it mean to be terrified, do you?.. There are lot of pastor children right now in this very same Nigeria,Who no longer believe in their faith and Christianity. But fear of condemnation and stigmatization won't let them come openly to say their are no longer Christians.
Mark Zuckerberg once said he was an atheist and said he doesn't believe in God, because of that stock and shares on Facebook went down, and advertisers pull out,
ZAYN MALIK LEFT ISLAM LAST YEAR, AND HE LOST THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS AND BRANDS PULLED OUT.

ONCE YOU COME OUT AS GAY OR ATHEIST YOU LOSE A LOT. YOU BECOME CONDEMNED IN THE EYES OF MANY. THE STIGMATIZATION IS REAL OUT THERE.

IT IS BETTER YOU IDENTIFY AS A CANCER OR HIV CARRIER THAN SAY YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.

NOBODY WILL EMPLOY YOU IN NIGERIA OR VOTE YOU INTO PUBLIC OFFICE.

SO WE ALL PRETEND. IN NIGERIA AND BEYOND THERE ARE MANY CHRISTIANS MOVING THINGS FORWARD AND THEY'RE ACCEPTED AND SUPPORTED BY SOCIETY... BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY GO TO BED KNOWING THEY'RE NOT RELIGIOUS BUT MUST PRETEND TO BELIEVE IN ALLAH OR JESUS IN ORDER TO BE ACCEPTED IN THE SOCIETY.

SOME PEOPLE SEE YOU AS A MAD PERSON ONCE YOU DON'T IDENTIFY WITH RELIGION. THEY'LL TELL YOU "YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING". A CHRISTIAN WILL RATHER DATE/MARRY A MUSLIM/IDOL WORSHIPPER INSTEAD OF YOU cheesy
RomanceRe: So Who Will Date The Broke Lady? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:59pm On May 28, 2020
HeavenlyCherub:

I don’t need a mans money but I want to be taken care off. A man provides,
a woman submits and nurtures
THIS IS THE WORST CONTRADICTORY NONSENSE ON THE INTERNET PRESENTLY!
CrimeRe: Boy Engages In Physical Fight With His Father For Not Giving Him Money For Food by CAPSLOCKED: 8:57am On May 28, 2020
IF HE HAD RAISED THE BOY WELL, THERE'S NO WAY HE'D HAVE TURNED OUT LIKE THIS.
FamilyRe: Nairalanders What Is The Most Supernatural Or Diabolical Thing You Have Ever See by CAPSLOCKED: 8:54am On May 28, 2020
NOTHING. I KEEP SEARCHING BUT I DON'T FIND ANYTHING OTHER THAN STORIES AND CLAIMS FROM PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE THAT HEARD FROM SOMEWHERE THAT THEY WITNESSED SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL.
RomanceRe: Colombian Transgender Couples Reveals Pictures Showing Baby Bump (18+ Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:47am On May 28, 2020
SENDING LOVE & SUPPORT FROM THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE.
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by CAPSLOCKED: 8:46am On May 28, 2020
Ijaya123:
There is nothing like amaka in Yoruba language. It is an aberration to combine the two.

Be properly guided next time.
TANZANIA AMAKA.
RomanceRe: Ever Been In An Accident, How Did It Go? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:39am On May 28, 2020
Davash222:
You see this aboki people riding byke in Lagos, avoid them. One almost ruined my life. How two byke men collide with each other on a lonely and wide street is what I fail to understand up till now. It's a mystery.
I STOPPED TAKING BIKE YEARS AGO AFTER ONE NEARLY SUBMITTED ME UNDER A MOVING TRAILER.

SINCE THEN, IF CARS CAN'T GO WHERE I'M GOING, I'LL TREKK IT.
HealthRe: Man Abandons Wife After Birth Of Conjoined Twins In Imo (pic) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:34am On May 28, 2020
IMAGINE WHERE WE WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT MODERN MEDICINE AND SCIENCE.
PERFECT INTELLIGENT DESIGNER INDEED.
Christianity EtcRe: Snopes Covers For Bill Gates' Wife For Wearing Satanic Inverted Cross by CAPSLOCKED: 8:32am On May 28, 2020
THE WORST THING ABOUT ALL OF YOU FOOLS IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SATANISTS DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ACTUAL SATAN YOU TALK ABOUT.

THE OTHER FOOL SAID BILL GATES' TIME IS UP. UP FOR WHAT? TILL HE DIES NO BLACKMAN ALIVE WILL BE HALF THE MAN HE IS. WHAT HE HAS DONE FOR HIMSELF, FOR AFRICA, AND FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, WILL BE HAD TO REPLICATE.
Christianity EtcRe: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by CAPSLOCKED: 11:48pm On May 27, 2020
kingxsamz:
The idea of God is a scam.
God does not exist.
THE WHOLE GOD IDEA IS PROFITABLE TO THE WISE SO THEY MAKE HUGE CASH FROM THE FOOLS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM.

ALL YOUR PASTORS AND PREACHERS KNOW WHAT'S UP. THEY KNOW THE GAINS RELIGION ADD TO THEIR BANK ACCOUNT SO THEY MUST CONTINUE TO PILE UP THEIR CASH


DEEP DOWN, THEY ALL KNOW GOD'S NOT REAL.
RomanceRe: Dedicate A Song To A Nairalander by CAPSLOCKED: 11:42pm On May 27, 2020
MJBOLT — FUCC THAT ASS (REMIX)

DEDICATED TO ISHILOVE
RomanceRe: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by CAPSLOCKED: 11:01pm On May 27, 2020
adewalle1:
Send me ur numb,
OGUN PUNISH YOU THERE.
FamilyRe: 11 Things Ladies Do But Will Never Admit by CAPSLOCKED: 10:05pm On May 27, 2020
NUMBER 200: WISH FOR THE RELATIONSHIPS OF ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO END SO THAT ONLY THEM WILL BE THE ENVY OF ALL.
PhonesRe: A Crash Course On Mobile Software by CAPSLOCKED: 9:59pm On May 27, 2020
SALUTE!
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help On How To Manage A Child With Ss Gene by CAPSLOCKED: 9:52pm On May 27, 2020
Bola146:
Sorry for that. All you need now is prayers. Also try medications
IT IS EASIER FOR A DEAD MAN TO SWALLOW THE ENTIRE MOUNT EVEREST THAN FOR PRAYERS TO CURE COMMON TYPHOID & MALARIA.
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:07pm On May 27, 2020
malikombi:
Having spent 3 years at home without admission, I later gained admission (pre degree). After 6 months, my gf then called me to announce that she's no longer interested in the relationship because I've literally gained admission and I'll most likely find another girl. I couldn't even get a gf until my final year.
What a weird reason..
I WOULDN'T BLAME HER FOR ANYTHING CONSIDERING WHAT GOES ON IN CAMPUSES.
PoliticsRe: 5 Years Of Buhari Administration: Economic Performance Ratings by CAPSLOCKED: 7:01pm On May 27, 2020

THE WORST GOVERNMENT IN THE WORLD.

I'M SURE FREDERICK LORD LUGARD IN HIS GRAVE WILL BE REGRETTING WHY HE CREATED THIS COUNTRY IN THE FIRST PLACE.
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Jobless Graduate Who Loves You? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:45pm On May 27, 2020
NO, I CAN'T.
RomanceRe: Ubunja: Eliminated By A Gang Of The Pussy Cartel? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:34pm On May 27, 2020
Meeyankee:
A simp man created this thread.
A SHAMELESS ONE FOR THAT MATTER.

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