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EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by CAPSLOCKED:
CURRENTLY WORKING AS A BEER DRINKER AND NAIRALAND POSTER (PART TIME).

Science/TechnologyRe: Asteroids Are Approaching Earth This Weekend, NASA Reveals ⋆ by CAPSLOCKED: 7:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
nuti:
I actually believe all these happenings are warning signs that the Almighty God is about to wind things up on this rock we call earth.
And I actually think its about time
LOL.. FOR YOU.

Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 7:36pm On Mar 21, 2020
Professorcplus:
Religions are like casino owner, they always win because the odds are twisted to favour them grin
THE ODDS WON'T FAVOR THOSE WHO GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW THOUGH.

Christianity EtcRe: South Korea Church Leader Apologises For Coronavirus Infections by CAPSLOCKED: 5:27pm On Mar 21, 2020
LordReed:
What a pity. People just died for his foolishness for nothing.
They're the matyrs Christianity always tell us about.
it's good to die for your "faith". But it pays to die for a worthy course instead because "faith" is worthless.
RomanceRe: . by CAPSLOCKED: 5:20pm On Mar 21, 2020
2buffagain:

Lol I guess you didn't switch back to your alt before posting.


Don't worry about it CAPSLOCKED.
I think men need to start supporting each other with regards to all the body shaming.

All the parts of a vagina you really need to hit are 3 inches in. Everything else is just Jara. You don't owe her any more past that (Using fingers and mouth will complete the experience for her too if).

Love yourself bro, and don't let anyone make you feel any kind of way about the body God made you in.
OH, I must be DUMBER than imagined.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Religious Houses Closing Down To Depend On Science For Cure? (COVID-19) by CAPSLOCKED: 5:03pm On Mar 21, 2020
jesmond3945:
thats what they are purveyor of religion and not servants of christ. besides they are closing down because of injuction from the govt which is an obedience to biblical instruction.

True followers of Chrsit dont care about cure but let Jesus come quickly.
2000+ YEARS AND STILL COUNTING.

RomanceRe: . by CAPSLOCKED: 4:42pm On Mar 21, 2020
Dreiwizzy:
What's the length when erected?
3.1 inches, to be realistic.
RomanceRe: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by CAPSLOCKED: 4:29pm On Mar 21, 2020
budaatum:
How would we learn if not from you mature graduates?
Shameful enough, most of the so called graduates are teaching us really dumb things, like they never went to school at all.
RomanceRe: Swallowing by CAPSLOCKED:
budaatum:
Sorry you died.
BIGVAJINA is now DEADVAJINA.
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2020
deltateam:
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Death is not the worst thing that can happen but not finding a purpose in Christ.
YOU NEED TO FIND A PURPOSE IN THE MESSIAH, OSIRIS.
Christianity EtcRe: Please How True Is This[picture] by CAPSLOCKED: 12:33pm On Mar 21, 2020
AntiChristian:
Our females can do this indoors with their husbands. Their body are not for every Tomiwa, Dike and Haruna to feed on!

Is this how your mum, grandma and greatgrand ma dress up?

What a generation that bore you!

Our grandparents were happy if they even found leaves to cover up sometimes.

religion is anti-women, and Islam is the ring leader.

Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 12:04pm On Mar 21, 2020
emmaodet:
When i see what is happening in religion, i do shake my head for the local religions that have all been relegated.
They never gave them chance or room for mistakes. No excuses for failure or errors. If the King's prince dies after the herbalist failed to rescue him, the king will write off the Oracle and most likely when the herbalist gets home, he will abuse the oracles a lot and even threaten to leave them.
Likewise loosing a war or crisis, job loss or demotion etc
But Christianity has a funny way of defending any shortcomings.
If a prince dies, they will tell the king God gives and takes also, nobody knows God's ways because he is a mysterious God
THE CREATORS OF MODERN RELIGION HAD MATTERS PERFECTLY ARRANGED FOR YAHWEH, ALLAH AND THE REST. GOOD JOB I MUST SAY.

WHEN CREATING A GOD, IT IS IMPORTANT TO:
1. MAKE IT AS INVISIBLE AS POSSIBLE.
2. MAKE IT AS MYSTERIOUS AS POSSIBLE.

THAT WAY, INCASE DOUBTERS EVER ARISE, YOU MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS GOD, AND CAN NEVER BE SEEN NOR UNDERSTOOD. SO YOU WIN. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:53am On Mar 21, 2020
Tosinex:
Death is just a process! We were born to Live! It's your choice if you choose to DIE!
ContractKiller:
We were born to live before dying. SMH.
Why is nl crawling with brain damaged filth these days?
We were born to die. and suffer very well inbetween.
Christianity EtcRe: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by CAPSLOCKED:
Bacteriologist:
This type of thread is the classic Christian apologist nightmare.
It hit front-page by mistake in 2016, and my full de-conversion happened. I found the family I've been looking for all my life, and the rest is history.
RomanceRe: How Do Alphas Shoot Their Shot ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:44am On Mar 21, 2020
Omar09:
Yes you are right. But you know Paxie55 said “I am broke and sell recharge card... ”

I could be wrong.
These forum members are funny. and very stupįd.
I like how they argue anyway. it's a lesson for you to learn to ignore these conversations and mind your business or else you'd find yourself in mud water with the pigs who dwell there.
Christianity EtcRe: 'you All Claim You Can Heal, Why The Silence Now' - Primate Ayodele To Pastors by CAPSLOCKED: 9:41am On Mar 21, 2020
OloshoMan:
Nigerians don't have sense that why these men keep exploiting them. Even mountain of fire shut down deliverance centers, where are they now supposed to get delivered from the virus?
I like the fact that virus doesn't discriminate. It doesn't see colour, religion, ethnicity or culture. When u come in contact with it you get infected. If you like shout the blood of Jesus 100 times u go still catch am if you don't take the health guidelines seriously thank.


Nature 1-0 Religion
CorrectScore: Nature 100000000000000 - 0 Religion.

when we say there are nothing like healings or miracles or this and that they'll come for our heads.

Till today, life keeps happening, people keep dying, the gods keep hiding.
what other time is best for our magicians to do their magic other than now?
RomanceRe: How Do Alphas Shoot Their Shot ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:36am On Mar 21, 2020
Omar09:
Rub it on my broke face why don't ya?

Well I am broke and sells recharge card and also I want Capslocked to reply my comments... I guess that makes all I've said here on this thread wrong.

I was wrong for trying.
Ill message you later so I patronize you.
meanwhile I sell ladies slippers and underwears, which means I'm broke, therefore, no matter what I say on the internet, it must never count as a valid opinion just because I have no money.

LOGIC!
RomanceRe: How Do Alphas Shoot Their Shot ? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:28am On Mar 21, 2020
OgunLaakaye:
In my opinion

I feel both you and your friend are kids.

Male puppies.
You must be a clown.
You're in every girl's dm sending recharge cards, transport fares, and begging them to please pick your call, I'm sure.

you're the type that these ones use as specimen when they post screenshots of the people bugging their lives by bombing their phones and inboxes with unwanted pestering.
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED:
NextD18:
Death is the best thing that happened to humanity.
WE WERE BORN TO DIE.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus - Pastors How Will You Help Your Church Members ? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:04am On Mar 21, 2020
Ladylite:
You paranoid stereotypes

So tithes 10% is what will save the poor. You really need brain washing
The okra seller in your street.

after selling a few okras a day, under rain and sun, she sows seeds because pastor says God will multiply her blessings. she gives offerings and dances on whenever there's a call for random donations. since she's a local person that don't know how to calculate anything, she fetches big portions from her coins realized from the sales of a few okra, so that she can tithe, and receive God's blessings, so that maybe one day, God might be merciful and bless her or her poor children for all her generous efforts, even though, through her expenditures, she is depriving her family of a good life, and her kids can't even feed or go to school. God comes first right?


now there are many people in Nigeria like this woman. they don't stop giving to church but never give themselves or their poorer needy neighbors. they've been told that to be blessed they must give, so they give, even if they'll go hungry for days. they convert starvation to fasting, and pray after giving because they want to be blessed richly. tithes, offerings, seed sowing, name it. they want the abundant blessings of God, you name it.

but in reality, they're all wasting their time, efforts, lives, and money, enriching different criminals in suits, hoping for the blessings of a God who has never, and will never respond to humans till the end of time.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Came Out As Lesbian's Today On A Facebook Page by CAPSLOCKED: 7:48am On Mar 21, 2020
Image123:
Does being natural make something right?
No. But it's not wrong if it doesn't pose a threat to the human race.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Came Out As Lesbian's Today On A Facebook Page by CAPSLOCKED: 11:10pm On Mar 20, 2020
Niggsrdumb:
What about animals that bleep white women, do they have that in their ideology?


What about incest, pedophillia in animals , is that also an European ideology.

You see what happens when you compare yourselves to animals.

The entire existence of blacks was created by Europeans.

From the bleaching , to fake hair and now all d other things we copy.
Young man I'm not the one to engage in such dumb discussions with you. homosexuality is totally natural. Everything in nature proves it.
Guess what's unnatural? Homophobes.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
Bacteriologist:
Once again, when the world's major religions could make a name for themselves and their god. They go into hiding. Again.
Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all.. unless simple things like helping believers pass exams after praying (but studying hard first), or helping drunkards get home safely.. then God is champion.

but difficult real life matters that we cannot solve by ourselves? Hide & Seek.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Came Out As Lesbian's Today On A Facebook Page by CAPSLOCKED: 10:56pm On Mar 20, 2020
Niggsrdumb:
Bloody lie, even the oyinbos wey turn you gay are not 80 percent bisexuals.

It's happening because blacks have no ideology, other than European ideology.

If the white man legalises beastlialty, most of you will agree .

Abi no be so
Lions, Monkeys, Rats, and other Animals that have gays in their midst do so because they have no ideology other than European ideology.

also, the ancient city of Sodom and Gomorrah copied European ideology.
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Fear Coronavirus Yet...An Urgent Message For Everyone by CAPSLOCKED:
THERE ARE NO CHIRCHES ORGANIZING "3 DAYS REVIVAL CRUSADES" TO PRAY AWAY LE CORONA.

YOU KNOW WHY? THEY'LL FAIL.

CHRISTIANS YOU BETTER WISEN UP. PRAYERS. DON'T. WORK.
Christianity EtcRe: Many Christians Are Bearing The Names Of Murderers by CAPSLOCKED: 10:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
Bacteriologist:
The god of the Old testament has to be the most detestable out of the 5,000 other gods.


The level of bloodthirst is just unimaginable for a so-called morally upright being.

"Thou shall not kill." After which comes a whole bunch of killings by god himself.

The only one who comes close is Allah. Even Satan killed far less people than Yahweh himself in the Bible.

Yahweh is a sadistic, misogynistic, totalitarian, blood-loving, destruction-loving, fascistic excuse of a god, who fortunately, doesn't exist. -except in the head of fools.

Anyone who thinks otherwise without evidence remains an idiot. Who cannot use his own brain to think.
If we agree that Satan has ever killed as much as one person, then we mean that "God's perfect plans" are bullshit since they can be altered by his rival, who surprisingly, he created.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Came Out As Lesbian's Today On A Facebook Page by CAPSLOCKED: 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2020
chatinent:
Truth is 60 percent of ladies practice lesbianism.
75% Men are Homosexuals.
RomanceRe: What Keeps Women Together? by CAPSLOCKED: 2:09pm On Mar 20, 2020
Oyindamolah:
Football keeps men together, cartoon keeps children together, what keeps women together?
wigs, bags, clothes.
unfortunately, it separates as fast as it brings together. cheesy
RomanceRe: I’m Pregnant And I’m Still Negative To HIV by CAPSLOCKED: 1:58pm On Mar 20, 2020
Casalindal:
I will not excuse any form of stupidity here. Be guided or I will come hard on you
reports show that getting constant penis pictures helps to keep HIV away.
you should appreciate those pm's even if the winkies were small. they've saved your life this time.
CelebritiesRe: Idris Elba Slams Myth That Coronavirus Doesn't Affect Black People by CAPSLOCKED: 1:50pm On Mar 20, 2020
They started with saying it doesn't affect blacks because we're immune by just our blackness.

Now preachers are saying we (Christians ONLY) are immune by the blood of Jesus.

Oh, such fools. If the white man in Italy who created your Christ and Christianity has be crippled by the virus, who do you think you are?

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