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Romance › Re: Girlfriends Deserve Monthly Payment Too by CAPSLOCKED: 4:18pm On Mar 03, 2020

Omar09:
True, they deserve some allowance. You can pay in cash or kind. I'm for kind. I pay in kind. With pecks. I peck my girl for being loyal. It ain't much but it's enough..

ORDINARY PECK?
I'D PREFER A BOOBĮE SQUEEZE EVERY NOW AND THEN THO.

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Romance › Re: Girlfriends Deserve Monthly Payment Too by CAPSLOCKED: 4:13pm On Mar 03, 2020

SqueezedPant:
What do you think about this?
Not easy dedicating half of their working days to we guys
Sometimes I would be at my working place and call her ,disturbing her with calls to ask about her day
Made me come to the conclusion that them being loyal to us at least deserves some kind of allowance at least?
Even footballers receive loyalty bonus
My opinion please

I SUPPORT YOUR CHOICE. SHOULD BE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.
I HOPE IT'S IN GOOD FATE THAT YOU DO THIS, BECAUSE EVEN FOOTBALLERS LEAVE THEIR CLUBS FOR ANOTHER.

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Celebrities › Re: UPDATE! Side Chic Slams Housewife With N100m Lawsuit For Embarrassing Her In Pub by CAPSLOCKED: 4:10pm On Mar 03, 2020

Michellekabod2:
The wife was wrong but
as a fellow lady the side chick should have understood the agony the lady will have gone through before making such a confrontration,she should have forgiven her.

Women can be their own worst enemies at times.

IF WOMEN CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS AS AGONY THEY WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH "CONFIRMED" MARRIED MEN.

A SIDE CHICK WILL PREFER SHE GETS ALL A MUMU MAN'S MONEY WHILE HIS WIFE AND KIDS EAT SAND AND GRASS. SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HER APPETITE. THAT'S ALL.

Celebrities › Re: Pastor Sell Coronavirus ’holy Oil’ To Church Members For N140k by CAPSLOCKED: 4:06pm On Mar 03, 2020

Caramelskin:
E don happen, I don tell am, motor don jam am, I don tell am #obesere’s voice

MAKYDEBBIE cheesy

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Nairaland General › Re: The Devil Can’t Curse What God Has Blessed! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:03pm On Mar 03, 2020

CHIWETALU AGU'S CHARM CAN RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY THOUGH.

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Exhibit These Strange Behaviours ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:49am On Mar 03, 2020

Omar09:
@the bolded, when they want money from me.

UBUNJA AND THE MONK MARTINEZ39S HAVE TO STEP UP THEIR GAME. SEEMS LIKE THE MORE THEY PREACH, THE MORE FOOLS EMERGE.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Exhibit These Strange Behaviours ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:28am On Mar 03, 2020*

IT'S MORE PROFITABLE TO CHASE YOUR OWN SHADOW EVERY NIGHT, THAN SPEND AN HOUR GOING AFTER A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T WANT YOU. THE FIRST ONE COULD ONLY BE A WASTE OF TIME, BUT THE OTHER ONE INCLUDES A WASTE OF EVERYTHING - YOUR TIME, MONEY, EFFORTS, EMOTIONS, AND SOMETIMES, A WASTE OF YOUR LIFE.

LEARN TO KNOW YOUR WORTH FOLKS. YOU KEEP ROLLING YOURSELVES IN MUD FOR THESE WOMEN, WHEN HAVE THEY EVER ROLLED IN MUD FOR YOU?
YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY AND DO UNIMAGINABLE THINGS TO PLEASE THEM AND KEEP THEM HAPPY, BUT WHAT DO THEY EVER DO FOR YOU?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Fears Pope May Have Been Infected By Coronavirus After Kissing & Blessing People by CAPSLOCKED: 6:59am On Mar 03, 2020

Citytrend:
The type of Opportunity the devil been looking for to blasphem the church. Just same way he thought killing Jesus will do him a favor

DEVIL KILLED CHRIST? cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Corona Virus Updates: Man Of God, Pastor Chris Prays Against Coronavirus by CAPSLOCKED: 7:14am On Mar 02, 2020

echepops:
Founder and president of LoveWorld Incorporated, also known as Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome in a church service prayed against the deadly coronavirus currently causing a menace in the world at large.

Pastor Chris as he is popularly called, is widely known for healing of the sick.

HE HAS NEVER HEALED ONE PERSON. NONE OF THESE PASTORS CAN EVEN HEAL A HEADACHE.

IF PRAYER WORKS, AMBULANCES WOULD BE DRIVING TO CHURCHES INSTEAD OF HOSPITALS.

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Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nigerian And His Korean Lover by CAPSLOCKED: 1:09am On Mar 02, 2020

GBOKASINCHA:
This is the difference between Igbo and other tribe in Nigeria other tribes like Afonjas and delta prefer to marry old aged ancestors

STUPĮD TALK.

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Romance › Re: Does She Deserve Another Chance by CAPSLOCKED: 6:03pm On Mar 01, 2020

NA WA O, SOME OF YOU ARE VERY HEARTLESS. NO SINGLE COMMA OR PARAGRAPH IN THE ENTIRE WORK AND YOU EXPECT US TO RUN MAD TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF YOUR TRASH. undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:19pm On Mar 01, 2020

smat101:
I USE TO THINK YOU ARE AN ATHEIST, I NEVER KNEW YOU ARE AN AGENT OF satan...
don't bother quoting me I won't reply.

BUT YOU WILL READ IT, AND I'M SAYING THAT YOU'RE STUPĮD. cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: "If You Dump A Lady Who Stood By You When You Were Poor God Will Punish You by CAPSLOCKED: 5:18pm On Mar 01, 2020

WHEN YOU BECOME RICH YOU DUMP YOUR BODYGUARD AND GET YOU A HARDWORKING GOAL-GETTER WHO CAN POSITIVELY CONTRIBUTE IN YOUR LIFE IN MANY WAYS.

Christianity Etc › Re: Coronarvirus Cannot Affect Those Who Work For God - Pastor Adeboye Of RCCG by CAPSLOCKED: 5:16pm On Mar 01, 2020

THIS ONE NA FOOL, NO DOUBTS.

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Family › Re: His Mother-In-Law Wants To Arrest Him For Asking Her To Leave His Home by CAPSLOCKED: 5:14pm On Mar 01, 2020

rodgermetty:
you dont seem to understand before commenting, there is no where in this post where the mans mother was involved in anything. in this case its the mother of the wife not the husband... the mother of the husband dey her dey jeje

ALL OF THEM ARE THE SAME. THEY SHOULD LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN'S MARRIAGES ALONE.

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Family › Re: His Mother-In-Law Wants To Arrest Him For Asking Her To Leave His Home by CAPSLOCKED: 5:04pm On Mar 01, 2020

crackkhaus:
Haha...she even knows her son..

Well, a mother will never abandon her son. He should plead with her for her help and tell her they want to kill him.

MOTHERS-IN-LAW SHOULD LEARN TO LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN'S MARRIAGES ALONE.
I DON'T BLAME WOMEN WHO PRAY FOR THE DEATH OF THEIR MOTHERS-IN-LAW BECAUSE MOST TIMES, THOSE PEOPLE CONSTITUTE THE WORST NUISANCE.

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Romance › Re: I Pray Like I Have Never Prayed Before by CAPSLOCKED: 4:22pm On Mar 01, 2020

IF YOU SEE WHO YOU ALL ARE HATING ON YOU'LL OFFER TO DONATE HER SOME FUNDS, OR FOOD AND CLOTHES. DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE WILL OFFER FREE CHECKUPS AND PSYCHIATRISTS WILL OFFER FREE APPOINTMENTS.

Romance › Re: I'm Very Happy Tonight : Ubanja Has Been Reveal - Keketu by CAPSLOCKED: 4:18pm On Mar 01, 2020

Keketu:
finally, I'm very happy tonight that ubanja picture and code as been reveal, this show my code that woman are really uqinuge been that should be treated as tho is true - keketu

I WONDER IF I USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE I'D BE ABLE TO GET THE ENGLISH VERSION OF THIS POST.

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Family › Re: Do Men Love Women Who Cant Cook? by CAPSLOCKED: 4:15pm On Mar 01, 2020*

Uyi168:
I'll speak for myself;NO..

IF SHE'S REASONABLE SHE CAN LEARN THOUGH. THERE'S NOTHING BAD IN NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK, AND ANYBODY CAN LEARN TO COOK.

A BAD COOK WITH GREAT ATTITUDE WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN A GOOD COOK WITH A DEVIL'S MIND.

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Crime › Re: I Fortified Myself With Charms Before Coming To Nigeria – Indian Female Suspect by CAPSLOCKED: 2:53pm On Mar 01, 2020

budaatum:
Her India fortification failed!

Our Nigeria Police caught her.

FINAL SCORE: NPF 1 - INDIAN JUJU 0

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by CAPSLOCKED: 1:26pm On Mar 01, 2020

Omar09:
Be happy for your new found sexual orientation.

I SHOULD THROW A PARTY WHERE HE WILL PUBLICLY CONFER THE TITLE ON ME.

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Sex. by CAPSLOCKED: 1:24pm On Mar 01, 2020

TissuePaper:
I thought u said you're not an atheist?

AN ATHEIST IS BETTER THAN ME.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by CAPSLOCKED: 1:22pm On Mar 01, 2020

Omar09:
You didn't tell me you was gay. Hmm.

I NEVER KNEW. JUST FOUND OUT FROM THAT USER'S MENTION. LOL. WHAT CAN I DO?

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Christianity Etc › Re: MODIFIED by CAPSLOCKED: 1:10pm On Mar 01, 2020

IF ONLY I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON SOME OF YOUR DRUGS.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by CAPSLOCKED: 1:06pm On Mar 01, 2020

Mshad662:
YOU ARE A GAY. YOU ARE BEING FUC*ED THROUGH YOUR ANUS YOU IDIOT. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MENTIONING THE NAME OF JEHOVAH YOU DISGUSTING THING.
MAY GOD KILL YOU FOR YOUR WRONGING DOING. FOOL

ALL THIS FOR ME? cheesy

Education › Re: War Of Words As Nigerian English Recognised By Oxford English Dictionary by CAPSLOCKED: 11:51am On Mar 01, 2020

SO.... THE CELEBRATION IS FOR WHAT?

Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Make Sanitary Materials Available At Worship Centres - CAN by CAPSLOCKED: 11:34am On Mar 01, 2020

Olatara:
I know you are an atheist, that my friend is your choice, pls allow other people make their choices afterall life is about choices.
Anyway atheist keep Christians in check.

YOUR RELIGION WAS NEVER (AND IS STILL NOT) YOUR CHOICE, MY GOOD WOMAN OF FAITH.
YOU'RE ONLY A MEMBER OF YOUR RELIGION BECAUSE OF YOUR FAMILY AND GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION AND NOW YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

MY ATHEISM IS NOT MY CHOICE EITHER. AS HUMANS WITH A CAPABLE COMMON SENSE, WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT TO BE ATHEISTS.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by CAPSLOCKED: 11:31am On Mar 01, 2020

contumely2:
So your stance is that a husband and wife fully married can't have sex fully naked?

Isn't that insane?

Use Google if in doubt.

YOU HAVE COMPREHENSION ISSUES. YOU SHOULD DESIST FROM GETTING INVOLVED WITH RANDOM ONLINE DEBATES UNLESS A PRIMARY 5 CHILD HAS GONE THROUGH AND CERTIFIED YOU CAPABLE OF PARTICIPATION.

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