₦airaland Forum

Omar09:
This right here, is the difference between men and women. This shows that men are more logical than women. Women are emotional beings and yes, once a child or a woman is role-playing victim hood, it's enough to make a man who is a logical being operate on emotion. How much more an emotional being.

Women knows the truth and hate to hear it as it does more damage to their hearing aid and skin than the lie they choose to hear. Those women who will support another woman who dumps the guy that took her through her higher education will kill that same woman if it happens to be their blood brother!

Now men who bash their fellow men for dumping a woman who was with him through thick and thin, knows that such women are hard to come by and will do anything to keep such even if it means being a simp.

So don't over work yourself here!

Here are the guys!
Ubunja
Martinez39s
Pansophist
Hazard7
Emmaodet
RisenPhoenix
Arthur21

olamidedivotee:
Only fool will heed to his advice

makydebbie:
Me sef I dey tie handkerchief for my hand all the time because of henna drawings I did on my wrist and boobs. This madam coro spoil plans.

Sirmuel1:
First time I'm seeing you write with these small letters

gensteejay:
CapsUnlocked, lols

They say it's good against le corona

doggedfighter:
Sad but true Capslock, are you on ASN?

AssociationofStupidNigerians? lol, I'm the vice chairman
ps: yes

Jellia:
May God give you understanding

truthislight:
This miracle promising Christians will readily tell you that Christ said that they will do works greater than he did.

Now the opportunity has come, where are they now?

They have all ran for hiding.



Fraud stars.

obinna58:
Satan 1-0 Jesus

mrbishop:
Many nairaland Atheists were very happy and salivated at the thought of churches getting closed down due to the corona virus, some of them may have even masturbated to it.
One of them here even had the boldness opened a thread to insult the holy spirit.
They abused pastors, and rained insults on Jesus Christ.
Some said Government should seize mega churches and turn it to Coronavirus isolation centres.

Now God has started his work by making a rejected drug (chloroquine) to be effective in the treatment of corona virus.
Shame on you Atheists!!! .

GreatResearcher:
Not being in a serious relationship has made me spend money recklessly. Sometimes I pay through the nose to get my sexual fantasies actualized. I know what I coughed out for an anal sex.

To me, the best is to get married and start having responsibilities.

Hakeem12:
I thought I was the only one that still goes to church and sometimes mosque, to get my dose of bullshiit updates. Most of the things I hear are insults to intelligence of middle school students. Yet you see adults swallowing every BS hook line and sinker. One stupid Alfa even said no one should listen to those scientists, that the only thing Nigerians need is prayer. I had to stop him right there and then, telling people to ignore him, that even people are dying in Iran and Iraq, and they pray too. He hasn't been replying my greetings since that day.

ubunja:
a broke guy can get a job tomorrow.

A hymen is never going to reappear. A single mother's child is never going to disappear. Let's debate with logic not emotions.

Omar09:
I'M OFF AGAIN.

ubunja:
remember being broke is temporary. Unlike the things on your list.

proclinician:
There's no denying I grew in finance immediately I focused on my self. I went celibate for over a year I chased a lot of openings on the internet putting aside my degree. I dated worthless godforsaken girls that left becos I couldn't pay them salaries but now I live a better life than their entire family. I advice my fellow young men. Leave these bitches they are worthless and empty and yours too just u only need to up ur game. Opportunities are on the internet millions of them.

These girls u see here calling hard working guys broke they are poor. As in excruciatingly poor and impoverished. They just hide their true state of misery in embellishments but engage them critically their true state will come out.

ubunja:
even myself I shudder at the relentless brokeshaming on NL. You won't see it on any other social network of another country.

I spent years on 2go SA but I can count on one hand the number of times I heard a guy shamed for being broke. Nigerians take this to a whole new level. It's almost like an obsession.

Martinez39s:
Nigerians take money worship to a whole new level.

Arthur21:
I slap my thighs laughing when I see dunces say ladies can't love,those dudes have being burnt by ladies obviously.

A woman who loves you will nag you but still stay. She will defile her parents and friends warnings to be with you. She will sneak out to give you a cooler of food.
If she hears you say you love a particular hairstyle ,she will make that hairstyle and pull a surprise visit....

[s]Guys took advantage of all this thus ladies now reserve this till you put a ring on it[/s]

joseph1013:
A NOIPolls reveals that 26% of Nigerians think they are immune to coronaV.

When asked why, majority of them (40%) said it's because "I am a child of God."

Religion is dangerous not just to believers but to all of us living among them.

This year, I've been to church many times. But last Sunday, I swore with my life that they would never see me there again.
One of the top churches in Nigeria. The pastor (and everybody) were jubilating that we don't have corona in Nigeria because God has been listening to our prayers. "Oh, what a marvelous God we serve".
He went on to criticize other "sinning" countries, and echoed how Nigeria is loved by God. come and see how people were celebrating and jubilating.
I was so angry, and swearing in my mind. I didn't stand up from my seat for anything, all through service... in protest against those people

After service I was the first to jet out. Now I wonder what these Christians will say, when all over naija the thing is circulating?

meanwhile they're all prepared with their usual cop out of "God used the virus to teach the world a lesson". They're already saying "God cannot intervene because he already gave scientists the brain to figure something out for the cure".

These people are foolish. When I mentioned God in this situation, one had the nerve to say "God is not bound by contract. He decides to act or not".
but when it comes to helping people who prayed to pass an exam (after studying).. contract disappears or what


All the miracle workers, from the highest the Pope, to the least charismatic member, we're all relying on science for a cure. What about those idiots that raise people from the dead. suddenly their miracle working God has disappeared?
worst thing is that they're now offering preventative tips instead of beating their chest to the capability of their God.

I'm an atheist. and so is the Pope, and all the men of God in Nigeria, and all over the world. We all agree together that God is useless but I'm the only one saying it out loud because Christians don't come to my church to give me money on Sundays.

HallaDaTruth:
This your comment doesn't make sense at all. You can choose to be a snake or donkey. I am neither

MZrapper:
Even though you ensured to hide your knuckles behind
your cheap synthetic hair they still were visible. Your burnt knees too are proofs of what you've done to your skin.
Chale black is beautiful, stop bleaching.

Papadoh:
This comment made me chuckle. Well if you like him so much, perhaps you should ask him out. I heard he's into people who like to yell for no good reason, you two would make quite the couple... if Tonto doesn't maim you first lol.

LOL.

uthlaw:
don't blame him...after seeing the panties,nothing else in the relationship!

StrikeBack:
Hussle



Just to impress women??


I'm sure this is already the dumbest post of today

Kingsteve:
If for some reason, you just want to be frustrated...
Try chatting with the average naija girl, especially those ones that think they're fine.
You know...God's gift to mankind.

Boring and unimaginative at best!
Absolute disaster!

A few good ones dey.

Papadoh:
What on God's green earth is that? Kill it!
Kill it with fire!

Innobee99:
If he has seen ur pant, my sis Japa. Oga has seen it all