Romance › Re: Nigerian Couples Who Met On Social Media Share Their Beautiful Love Stories by CAPSLOCKED: 6:55pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Omar09: Good evening darling... Saw you in the news today. You made the paper EDITOR IN CHIEF IS ISHILOVE. THAT ONE DE CLOCK 56 NEXT MONTH.  |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Surprised Her Girlfriend With New Iphone11, See Her Reactions. VID by CAPSLOCKED: 6:52pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Dande55: Hahaha. After this your statement, you will log out to face the reality.  WHAT STINKING REALITY? THE AGE OF DUMB MEN IS PASSING AND INTELLIGENT OR HARDWORKING WOMEN ARE TAKING THE STAGE. TIGHT WHATEVER BELONG TO THE SEX MARKET. THAT'S JUST IT. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Surprised Her Girlfriend With New Iphone11, See Her Reactions. VID by CAPSLOCKED: 5:54pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Dande55: Only rich and determined hustling guys deserve tight pussy and an angel in their lives. RICH AND DETERMINED HUSTLING MEN DESERVE RICH AND DETERMINED WOMEN. TIGHT PUSSYCATS CAN JOIN THIER FRIENDS ON INMESSAGE AND CODEDRUNS. |
Family › Re: Why Is Single Ladies Dating Married Men On Increase?is Fornication No Longer A S by CAPSLOCKED: 5:11pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
WHY ARE MARRIED MEN ENGAGING IN ADULTERY IN THE FIRST PLACE?
IS IT NOT A SIN? |
Romance › Re: She Denies Me Sex But Sleeps With Everyone Else by CAPSLOCKED: 2:21pm On Feb 29, 2020*. Modified: 7:22am On Mar 01, 2020 |
YOU SOUND LIKE AN UNDERGRADUATE WHO JUST NEEDS A LOT OF PES2020 AND CHEESE-BALLS.
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Romance › Re: How Long Should Good Sex Last - Photo by CAPSLOCKED: 1:21pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
EVILFOREST: GOOD ONE. So Everything about Nairaland is now SEXX COME TO THE SPORTS AND POLITICS SECTIONS WHERE EVERYTHING WE DISCUSS IS SPORTS AND POLITICS.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:19pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
johnw47: you can't insult satan, anything bad you say about him is true THEN WE MUST LEARN TO SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE MOST COURAGEOUS PERSON EVER TO TAKE UP THE FIGHT AGAINST YAHWEH'S EVIL AND INJUSTICE. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus In China: Confirmation Of TB Joshua's Message As Year Of Humility by CAPSLOCKED: 1:09pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Father Mbaka The Virus Is Here.why?????? by CAPSLOCKED: 12:57pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
NOT SULEIMAN, NOT MOUKA, NOT EVEN MY MAIN MAN DEPS COULD PROPHECY OF A CERTAIN ITALIAN WHO MUST BE PREVENTED FROM BRINGING THIS VIRUS TO NIGERIA. NOT A SINGLE SEER SAW THIS COMING. IN A COUNTRY WHERE THOUSANDS CLAIM TO COMMUNICATE WITH GOD HIMSELF AND SEE THINGS THAT THE REST OF US CANNOT SEE. SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG, AND I WONDER WHAT IT'LL TAKE FOR CHRISTIANS TO REALIZE THAT THESE MEN OF GOD ARE OF NO GOOD USE.
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Romance › Re: Would You Date A Girl Who Demands For Monthly Salary As A Condition? by CAPSLOCKED: 12:54pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
THESE CONDITIONS EXIST BECAUSE MANY MEN TODAY ARE FOOLISH SCUMBAGS. |
Celebrities › Re: T A S H A Wore It Wrong, I Put It Right And She's More Beautiful In It by CAPSLOCKED: 12:50pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Kholar211: We say no to nudity THESE FREAKS THAT CALL THEMSELVES TITANS ARE COMING TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Is It Safe To Attend Church by CAPSLOCKED: 12:48pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
MJBOLT:
i thought your god can do anything ask him to protect you na 
THIS PICTURE SAYS IT ALL. CATHOLIC PRIESTS TRYING TO CURE SOMEONE OF EBOLA, BUT ARE TOO SCARED TO APPROACH BECAUSE EVEN THEM HAVE DOUBTS THAT PRAYERS WORK AT ALL.
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Romance › Re: Women Are Not Ment To Be Understood by CAPSLOCKED: 9:37am On Feb 29, 2020 |
GreatResearcher: Bro I hate them. YOU HATE WOMEN? LOL.
YOU CLAIM TO BE A "GREAT RESEARCHER" BUT THE ONLY THING YOU COULD EVER SUCCESSFULLY RESEARCH WAS HOW TO GET MARRIED TO THE WORST WOMAN ON EARTH (BECAUSE YOU'RE OF NO GOOD EITHER) AND LOSE MOST OF YOUR FORTUNE TO HER IN ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING WAYS, DESPITE ALL THE ADVICE AND WARNINGS TENDERED BY OTHER FORUM USERS WHEN YOU PUBLICLY DECLARED FOR A CONTRACT MARRIAGE WITH AN ATHEIST. NOW, YOU MAKE YOURSELF BELIEVE THAT EVERY WOMAN ALIVE IS THE REASON FOR YOUR LIFE'S CALAMITIES. CARRY YOUR CROSS, AND HATE YOURSELF BECAUSE THERE'S NONE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LOSS BUT YOU.
GOD IN HEAVEN KNOWS IF I WERE AS UN-SMART AS YOU ARE I WOULD HAVE WILLINGLY KILLED MYSELF INSTEAD OF GOING AROUND LOOKING FOR RANDOM PEOPLE TO HATE AND CURSE. |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 9:29am On Feb 29, 2020 |
LordReed: Bwahahahahaha! Hilarious. THINK ABOUT THIS.. NOT SULEIMAN, NOT MOUKA, NOT EVEN MY MAIN MAN DEPS COULD PROPHECY OF A CERTAIN ITALIAN WHO MUST BE PREVENTED FROM BRINGING THIS VIRUS TO NIGERIA. NOT A SINGLE SEER SAW THIS COMING. IN A COUNTRY WHERE THOUSANDS CLAIM TO COMMUNICATE WITH GOD HIMSELF AND SEE THINGS THAT THE REST OF US CANNOT SEE. SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG, AND I WONDER WHAT IT'LL TAKE FOR CHRISTIANS TO REALIZE THAT THESE MEN OF GOD ARE OF NO GOOD USE.
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Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 7:43am On Feb 29, 2020 |
LordReed: Watch the religious begin to do their mental gymnastics on how effective it is and why it didn't work. Then when the trouble dies down, claim victory for their god. CHARLY BOY FOR GRAMMYS 
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Coronavirus: When God Goes Awol by CAPSLOCKED: 7:17am On Feb 29, 2020 |
Danhumprey: Loooool @ the bolded.
An omniscient god still let the play to go on, with the hope that Plaetton and other atheists, unbelievers, will turn to him eventually at some time in the future?
Dude, do you take time to think through what you type before posting? Like does it make sense to you?
An omniscient god, who ostensibly knows the beginning from the end, the end from the beginning, he knows everything, even before they happens, he most obviously knows already whether Plaetton and other unbelievers like him, will actually come back or not, but this God is waiting for such a time when it will happen, when he could as well quicken the time and speed things up fast, save his "innocent children, believers" from needless suffering.
So much for an omniscient god.  THESE PEOPLE THINK, TALK, AND DECIDE FOR AN ALMIGHTY GOD. THEY TALK LIKE THEY'RE IN HIS MIND. LIKE THEY EVEN DREW HIS MASTER PLAN FOR HIM. AND THEY DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM IN THAT. |
Health › Re: Corona Virus – The Itinerary Of The Infected Italian During His Visit To Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 7:08am On Feb 29, 2020*. Modified: 9:25am On Feb 29, 2020 |
WHEN OTHER SENSIBLE COUNTRIES ARE SUSPENDING RELIGIOUS GATHERINGS IN ORDER TO TACKLE THE SITUATION, MY NIGERIAN THIEVING MEN OF GOD ARE ORGANIZING RELIGIOUS GATHERINGS. 
AFTER ALL THE DEATHS OF PEOPLE, AND EFFORTS FROM HEALTH WORKERS IN NIGERIA, GUESS WHO TAKES THE CREDITS WHEN WE DEFEAT AND SURVIVE CORONABOY?
GOD.
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Family › Re: My Wife Of 3 Years Is Very Shy Around Me by CAPSLOCKED: 7:05am On Feb 29, 2020 |
Karleb: I wouldn't mind having your kind of wife! WHAT YOU WANT IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT YOU GET. OMO INSTAGRAM IS COMING YOUR WAY.  |
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Y Ladies Must Marry Between Late 20s And Early 30s by CAPSLOCKED: 7:01am On Feb 29, 2020 |
THIS THREAD BREAKS MY HEART ABOUT EVERYTHING. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Face Mask Now N15,000 From N750 by CAPSLOCKED: 6:53am On Feb 29, 2020 |
IF YOU NO FIT AFFORD AM, TIE RAGS FOR FACE. baby124: Those face masks are the worst. They don’t work. The sides of your mouth are exposed. So droplets in the air can still penetrate your mouth and nose. SINCE I CAN'T USE RAGS, I'M DRESSING UP LIKE THESE FELLOWS.
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Romance › Re: Women Are Not Ment To Be Understood by CAPSLOCKED: 6:52am On Feb 29, 2020 |
GreatResearcher: GO TELL THAT TO A MONK. I GUESS WOMEN ARE YOUR OXYGEN WOMEN ARE NOT OXYGEN BUT IF YOU COMPLETELY "DISCARD" WOMEN, IT IS LIKELY THAT YOU WILL DISCARD PROCREATION. THEN YOU DIE. THE REST OF YOU MEN DIE. THE END. |
Romance › Re: Women Are Not Ment To Be Understood by CAPSLOCKED: 6:46pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
GreatResearcher: They are meant to be discarded. IF YOU DISCARD ALL WOMEN, ALL MEN WILL DIE, ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE.
COMMOM SENSE = ZERO. |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Chilling 40-year-old Book PREDICTED 'wuhan Biological Weapon' by CAPSLOCKED: 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2020 |
budaatum: This is the reason you all should read books, if nothing else! WE WATCH XVIDS INSTEAD BRO. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Or Boys Will Never Learn by CAPSLOCKED: 10:14am On Feb 28, 2020 |
Casalindaa: Take my picture down I DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURES. |
Family › Re: What Efforts Did You Make To Make Your Marriage Work? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:13am On Feb 28, 2020 |
AllforJesus7: Where did she belong? IN ZE KITCHEN AND ZA OZA ROOM.
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Christianity Etc › Re: How Can I Handle Loud Prayers From Neighbour/ Tenant? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:08am On Feb 28, 2020 |
INFORM THEM THAT YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE SITUATION. IF THEY DO NOT ADJUST, YOU TORMENT THEM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. PLAY PORNØGRAPHY ALOUD IF YOU DON'T HAVE RASCAL MUSIC.. ESPECIALLY AT THE TIME OF THEIR LOUD PRAYERS. I SUCCESSFULLY HANDLED A CASE WITH THIS METHOD. |
Crime › Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by CAPSLOCKED: 7:27am On Feb 28, 2020 |
Jman06: Give that guy 3 months from now, he'll regret why he even nurtured the suicidal thought let alone attempted to to carry it out.
By the time he meets and falls in love with another girl, he'll completely forget about this one that jilted him. I THINK THIS IS TRUE. BUT ONLY IF INSULTS AND SHAME FOR THIS ACT WILL ALLOW HIM LIVE UP TO 2 WEEKS BEFORE TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AGAIN. THIS HURTS, I CAN RELATE BUT IF I'M DYING OVER STUFF LIKE THIS IT'LL BE DEATH BY ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. THAT'S HOW I'VE MANAGED TO STAY ALIVE THROUGH ALL MY ATTEMPTS AT SUICIDE.  |
Romance › Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by CAPSLOCKED: 7:20am On Feb 28, 2020 |
GreenRose22: SirBunky85 you can take his word for it. He's telling the truth
@aalangel guy doesn't work in a radio station but NL and my DM. The voice is worse than you think but the attitude, the pride and arrogance? Oh my days! LORD GOD.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 7:13am On Feb 28, 2020 |
joseph1013: Pope Francis took in ill after having contact with the coronavirus patients in church service last Sunday..
Iran has banned religious gathering and no Jumat congregation prayers till further notice.
Saudi Arabia has suspended umrah and hajj pilgrimage.
Since Coronavirus is now confirmed in Nigeria, one of the best measures is that the Nigerian government to ban religious gathering and close all schools in Nigeria for 4 weeks to monitor the trend of the infection and sensitise people on what to do and where to report to in each local council in Nigeria. HOW ABOUT PRAYING THE VIRUS AWAY, SINCE PRAYER IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING?
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Romance › Re: How Can A Physically Challenged Boy Like Me Find Love by CAPSLOCKED: 12:20am On Feb 28, 2020 |
Mamiwater: is cash the problem? WITH A LOT OF CASH EVEN A DEAD MAN CAN HAVE 10 WIVES. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Or Boys Will Never Learn by CAPSLOCKED: 12:09am On Feb 28, 2020*. Modified: 10:15am On Feb 28, 2020 |
JONNYSPUTE: Expose them already. EVEN THE LOWEST OF APES WON'T LOOK AT THIS RETĄRDED PERSON TWICE.
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Romance › Re: How Can A Physically Challenged Boy Like Me Find Love by CAPSLOCKED: 12:05am On Feb 28, 2020 |
SELL A KIDNEY AND MAKE SOME CASH. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. |