₦airaland Forum

donbachi:
I just dey thing wetin i go do,to get 500million instagram followers.

Who get ideas,abeg.
E fit different from wetin i get for mind.

I don dey follow you think too.

everythinggirly:
I just hope this is not another political plan to swear in another northerner into power for the next eight years. I just hope so.

Anything is possible.

So they are now called:

Julius Berger Cashew Construction Ltd

MCKitchen:
He did it for isolated amusement hence the recorder heard laughing but the society see it as cruelty. Humans trying so hard to show they are Keen in saving animal's when they have not save human's, fake ass countries.

No go catch pigeon for Obodo Oyinbo like Osofia in London ooo. You are warned now b4 you travel, otherwise na kite they will use to deport you home.

DispatcherLagos:
Errand boy has been sent to far away Kano.... it's ok

Instead of you to pray to get "vice-presidential" visit in your family.....you are calling him Errand boy! It's ok. I hope he remembers you when he becomes president.

LordLugard1:
I am not thrift, what I want is higher number of Watsapp group members

For business sake ?

This sounds like Atiku undoing everything Buhari puts in place if he ever becomes president.

Lol....Son is better. Pay surprise visit to your wives. Most of them corner their neighbors when you are not at home. I'm talking from experience now.

Eltonluigi:
I'm not sure it's the milk you drank, cats are actually lactose intolerant. Maybe it was cold outside and the little feline manage to cuddle in!

I will take whatever explanation given. The memory still worries till date though esp when I consider so much troubles I've witnessed in this planet earth.

I remember when a cat was resting right on my chest. Imagine me waking up in the middle of the night and everywhere is dark, but the only thing I saw was her eyes shinning in the dark. When I on the light, the way I flung the cat out of the window, na the cat go fit tell.

The following morning, I learnt more than I can imagine about cats. Starting with my Landlady asking me if it was Spynyx, Persian, Bengal etc. What shocked me till today was..."why my chest?" My Landlady later told me, maybe I drank milk before going to bed. And that was the actual truth!

One good lesson I also learnt is that cats have also found to have chocked toddlers to death just because they smell the milk and would try to get the milk out from the child.

I had to lock all my windows for the rest of my stay in obodo oyinbo. Cat na bad omen from where I come from and I still somehow believe village people follow me to obodo oyinbo.

I can literally kiss my neighbor from my bedroom window.

Zetra7:
Don't really understand my fellow southerners from SW..

Despite been a strong stakeholder in the formation of this APC party, how come they completely call the shot in this party..

Buni, Baduare and Bagudu have been the only governors with exclusive access to Buhari on exclusive party matters..

Thought Gov Fayemi is the leader of progressive, never seen him with such access, don't really understand oooo...


Is this no longer Nigeria I don't blame those that call APC Fulani party..


These 3 guys have seized the party and extend their tenure as they like , they've concluded that Al MAKURA will be the chairman , they have even decided on using consensus to have a presidential candidate, Nawaoooo..


SW Abeg come back to the rest of the south, together we are stronger..

Southwest governors don't carry bowl to Abuja to go beg for monthly feeds. They are relatively ok with IGR.

ItisHi:
he played just 3 matches out of 7

Important 3!

Not the ones Nigeria crashed out after winning the 3. Just imagine, the only country that won their 3 group stage matches in the tournament. Who does 9points help in group stages if you cannot win knockout stages.

Jman24:
I totally agree with you.
Quality will always show no matter how you hide it.
Mendy is not known for saving too many penalties but he delivered when it mattered most.
Don't forget he made crucial saves in open play to keep Senegal in the game

Keep shut.... I'm Nigerian and Gabaski proved himself for the tournament. Gabaski first, Mendy 2nd.

Ayafi "thick" na. Ameachi don "thick" well well.

Me that normally carry CD for my pocket dey Waka. I hope I'm safe?

You must understand that your purpose is more important than the occasion.

RichDad1:
Lots of things. The balancing , dynamics and whole lot.

I can never buy such car. I would rather buy an aeroplane made of paper than to by such Rolls Royce made from Venza.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why don't you guys censor pictures like this tho?
What's wrong with the OP huh?
You need some whooping..

You are right. This is why I'm in support of social media control. Imagine the news of his demise breaking to the family from Nairaland!
The family should atleast be honoured a little.

PrinceMajestic:
shut the fhuck up. You know nothing, you're in no position to talk about what Princes do with their father's letterhead paper. You commoners must be mad. I blame the annoying old king not u guys

It still worries me, that these are the kind of people taking over Nigeria. Awon marlians and Zazu Zeh kids.

PrinceMajestic:
Lol, what is wrong with this old monarch. The king's letterhead paper is always a free, quick n easy cash out for the Princes especially if you know your father's signature and you have access to his royal stamp. This king better shut up and not disgrace his Princes outside before commoners start disregarding them. The king's letterhead paper doesn't belong to him alone if you know you know.

See the future of Nigeria talking here.

nonk:
Hi guys I don't know if anyone can be of help,Things disappear in my house all the time. I can't be certain that an otherworldly force is at work though....
PLEASE WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT

Stay organised, both physical and mentally.
Learn to remember where you keep things.

Have dedicated places for every piece of items. Don't take a knife out knife rack and put in the cupboard after use.

yomi007k:
Please let us be logical in this situation.


The health worker is trying to prevent an outbreak of polio which if it happens will cause so much problems than we already have in this country.

I think the school should be closed down.

In this Nigeria of today, cautions need to be taking. This is the same country that fake Covid vaccine is being given. I totally agree that parents should be consulted before vaccines are given to their kids.

Make we start to dey pity South East abi?

Sorry, it's unfortunate that politics doesn't work with pity. Infact, one single state can continue to produce the President as long as they get the politics right.

Politics is a game of number, not game of pity.

By the time the roast lizard as BBQ many people would not know.

Itsrm:
Not a good financial decision.

It depends on how you see it.

Hezzyluv:
Lol...

Tribunal wey APC dey control

Nothing is wrong with him having bullion vans filled with cash to the brim!

Do you even know when the tribunal was held, and which party was in power then?

Itsrm:
My rent is 5.3 percent of my annual salary and 3.1% of annual income.

This has made me the darling of my landlord because I find it easy to pay and pay him promptly

You sure should be thinking of building your own house then.

Germi9:
Hahaha!!! I can’t believe i just read that from a reasonable person,stop using the cent as a clear out for your lack of understanding and shallow vissions.. you and i know that your Naira has no value to other currencies and back home in your country some families ,i repeat ..some families do not have #250 in their wallat or bank accounts, you may even be a victim of that..well am sure you are a yoruba boy and people like you will never make nigeria great, mind you..before you mention me, know that i am not igbo or yoruba or whatever, i am a Nigerian and i am not an ethnic bigot like some of you here.And before i leave my mention ,do you know Luxembourg ? They operate free transportation for all its citizens they dont have two heads ,they may not be as rich as your country in terms of human and natural resources …nobody says your today government should adopt a free transportation but they can do better, by the way what have your government done for you? Healthcare? Free education ? Security ? Roads? Not even Electricity that small Benin Republic enjoys, Truth be told, Government don’t provide jobs, but they must provide an enabling environment for investments both small and médium scale to thrive and this is what Sane countries like Luxembourg have provided their citizens atleast to alleviate their poverty and show a sense of responsibility ,again i am not a political bigot so don’t think i hate your government….cheers lad.

If only you have sense, you will be honest and realistic as well. But there's only one way to prove this....Just wait and see they roll out the tickets.

I'm not here to trade insults with you. Political or religious bigots you mentioned are not my problems because I'm not in that class.

Every country will manage her problems their own way. Luxembourg that you mentioned is not up to an ordinary local government in Lagos in terms of population. Let alone comparing a whole country with a compacted metropolitan like Lagos. So why won't Luxembourg easily make transportation free?

Did Awolowo not make Education free for the entire South-Western Nigeria? Why is it not free anymore?

I'm glad you said it yourself that our money doesn't have value again. Isn't that a grand reason why the tickets would go for a higher price? You will say one correct thing, but explain it in a wrong manner. You better go and learn economics again.

Germi9:
#250 is still too much

#250 is less than 50cent. Where in the world do you see a train ticket of 50cent?

Good things cost money.

ogododo:
De one wey Fashola inspected for Canada since 2011 never arrive Apapa wharf.

Let's wait and see.

Abiona